- No

"No, Gamora, Nebula, Natasha, and Wanda are not going to wrestle in swimsuits to assert the dominant woman."

- Aunt May

"Bitch, he has homework to do!"

- #BeyonceCanBeatThanos

"Nothing can deafeat MEEEEE!" Thanos roared. One of Dr. Strange's portals suddenly opened, and whole stage emerged from the portal. A single figure stood on the stage. "Beyonce." Thanos gasped.

- No Sharing

"He's my sad white man." said Steve.

"No, he's my sad white man." Shuri retorted.

"Mine!"

"Mine!"

"Guys, stop." Bucky said.

- Not Today

"I'm not dealing with this shit today, I have a farm to run." Clint said, firing an explosive arrow at Thanos's head and killing him instantly.

- 7 11

"I can't believe you fought each other on a parking lot." Thor said disaaprovingly.

"There are bigger things to worry about right now, Thor."

"Yes, but it was stupid."

- Groot

"I am Groot." "What did you just say to me! I am a god, you dull creature!"

- Drink

When the battles were over, they found Valkyrie, passed out drunk by Tony Stark's mini bar.

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