I do not own Mystic Messenger. If I did, Saeyoung wouldn't be such a dingus.

Saeyoung said "lol" more times than she could count. It was endearing at first; just another cute feature that was distinctly his. But this feature had quickly turned into a bug.

Especially when they would talk about more serious things. Like, for example, their first date.

It had been wonderful, she remembered. They'd gone to a museum and geeked out for an hour and a half, then headed home to watch Aliens on TV and eat pizza (with, of course, Honey Buddha Chips).

They were silent. But it wasn't awkward at all; they were content- happy to be in each other's company. She tried to break the silence.

"So-"
"Hey I-"

She giggled and nudged his shoulder. "Alright, ladies first."

"Why thank you, darling. You're too kind."

"Mm."

He laughed, then scratched the back of his head.

"I uh- I've had a really great time."

His face was red. She smiled. "Me too."

Saeyoung looked down at her; their eyes locked. He glanced down to her lips and she inhaled sharply. Were they about to-?

He leaned forward until their noses were inches apart.

"Um- Is it okay...if..." His breath was warm.

Her voice was barely above a whisper. "If...?"

Her eyes began to flutter closed. She heard him exhale.

"...if I could kiss you lol."

She stopped, eyes shooting open. "Did you just-?" Oh but he did. He had totally added "lol" to the suggestion of whether or not they could have their first fucking kiss.

He seemed to have noticed a change in mood. "What-"

"WHAT THE FUCK SAEYOUNG!"

"WHAT!"

"YOU JUST SAID 'LOL' WHEN YOU WERE ASKING TO KISS ME!"

"FUCK DID I?"

"YES YOU DINGUS!"

"OKAY I'M SORR-"

"YEAH WELL...THAT'S...NOT GOOD ENOUGH!"

"THEN WHAT IS?!"

"HOW ABOUT YOU ASK WITHOUT 'LOL' THIS TIME YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"

"KISS ME WITHOUT LOL!"

"NO LOL!"

"FUCK!"

"WHAT!"

"I FUCKING LOVE YOU!"

"I FUCKING LOVE YOU, TOO!"

"YOU'RE SO GODDAMN CUTE!"

"THANK YOU!"

"YOU'RE WELCOME!"

They were out of breath. She inhaled and grasped his shoulders. "ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME A KISS OR NOT, YOU DIPSHIT!"

"YES!"

"THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR!"

"FOR US TO STOP YELLING LOL!"

"STOP SAYING LOL!"

"OKAY LOL!"

"IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA KISS ME I'LL KISS YOU!"

"SOUNDS GOOD LOL!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"LOL OKA-"

She grabbed his face and pulled, pressing their lips together. Saeyoung froze, flailing hand now suspended in mid-air. She began to break away, only to be enveloped by warm arms. She ran her fingers through his hair, smiling against his mouth. After a minute, she giggled.

"You know-" Saeyoung mumbled against her lips. "-it's kinda hard to kiss you when you're not even participating. Kissing's a two-person job."

She snorted.

He moved so their noses bumped. She trailed a line with her finger from his jaw to his cheek, cupping his face with her palm. "You're a dingus."

"So I've been told."

She laughed again, letting her head fall onto his chest. She listened to the sound of his breathing, smiling. He rested his chin on the top of her head.

"Hey, Saeyoung?"

"Yeah?"

"Even if you're a dingus, I still really..."

She felt him gulp, his Adam's apple bobbing and his heartbeat quickening. "Y-yeah?"

She swallowed and tilted her head to look up at him. She smiled. "I love you...lol."

Not even two seconds later was she tackled to the ground and smothered in hundreds of kisses in between squeals and bouts of "God I love you, too" and "lol".