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Episode 1

"Ow!" Ruby yelp as she and her team landed on their bum after being teleported from their room to a white zone. "Okay first, who teleport us here? And second, wow, we had been teleported!"

"Even thought the second is not necessity, it is cool that we were teleported in an instant." Said Weiss as the 4 maidens got up. "Whoever brings us here must be powerful." Blake say, then Yang cough a bit. "I bet I can beat him in one punch."

"Careful Yang, an attitude like that will make you loses an arm." The team turns around to see a teenage boy wearing a red flame mark black hoodie, blue water mark grey jeans, and yellow lightening mark white shirt. His upper face was cover by the shadow of his hood and standing at least 6 ft. "Who are you?!" the girls aim to kill at him. "Well, they call me DS hero and you shouldn't do that." "Why shouldn't we?" Blake asks, DS only snap his fingers and a bunch of guns from a bunch from a bunch of known games and shows appear (use what you know). Yang, a bit nerves, speak up. "Do you time a bunch of guns will take us out?" "Actually, I know you will take damage to raise your punch power, Blake will use her shadow to dodge as much as she can, Weiss will make an ice wall to take cover, and Ruby will zoom right through. Lucky I got these." As his hands were placed forward, energy was form by the handle he was holding, forming a light saber and an energy sword (from star war and halo). "And these blades are made of plasma, so put your weapons away and I will explain why you are here." Slowly but surely, team RWBY stands down before waiting for an answer, thought Ruby was amazes at all the weapons she was seeing (thought she mad when she saw another Crescent Rose in gun mode). "Now you are here to… see yourself in chibi form." *anime fall* "Okay, perhaps I should just start the show now."

Another snap and they were in a house. DS has snack on the coffee table on front of the couch. As he set the DVD, Ruby saw a computer on a table with a pair of glasses and a USB that was title "All Weapons Of The multi-verse". "A course you want to see all those cool weapons I have collected." He put the USB in the port slot of the glasses then places them on Ruby them hit the play button. "SO COOL!" Ruby shouted as she was rising. *Flop* she fall down with spiraling eyes. "RUBY, YOU OKAY?!" Yang shouts in fear. "She fine, just needs to recover from the upload to her mind." Ruby got up, walk to the couch, and sit down with her hands in the air. "Crescent Rose is in the top 10 next to Fusion X (see U.D.S., RWBY Arc) [coming soon]!" The rest of the girl was confused. Let me hit start."

*opening of the show*

"We're so cute!" Ruby sequel as Weiss avoid being crush to death by a hug from her leader. "You right about that sis, I want to pinch their cheeks for being too adorable. Especially our chibi neko." Blake just slide away to avoid more pain on her cheek since she rarely smile.

The scene was in the kitchen, Ruby pop up from behind the counter looking happy from side to side before smiling with a head tilt.

"Yay, I'm making cookies!"

She grab a egg and tap it on the bowl a few time but it won't crack, make her look confuse, she tap harder in anger before throwing it into the bowl with a yell, breaking apart and a bit of yolk was on her cheek.

"Stupid egg for not breaking." "Your chibi better remove the shells before proceeding." "An egg can't be that hard to crack." "I think they were making a joke."

Ruby then try to pour flour but none come out of the bag, making her to hold it upside down. With a little push, the flour came out too fast making a dust cloud, causing her to yelp. As the flour settle, Ruby has flour one her dizzy eyes face.

"Hahahahahaha!" "Not funny Yang!" "Perhaps if you were more careful, this won't happen."

Ruby then grab the bag of chocolate chip and tasted one, before eating more around the place.

"Okay Ruby, you are not allowed to be with the chips alone if you are making cookies." "It's a miracle that your teeth aren't rotten." Ruby just sighs.

Ruby then tries to mix the batch, but it stuck, even when she all more force. She try pulling it, only to be launch in the air, pushing the bag o flour off the counter before crashing. She then pushes while running forward, only to be leap over. She then kick before pausing a bit then fall down, her head rise a bit with an angry glare.

"I know that Ruby isn't the strongest, but there no batter strong enough to keep the spoon in place." "I think the bigger question is why didn't she just use a mixer?" Yang just tickles Ruby for having the cutest glare.

Ruby just eating more chips, laying on the sink, as the batch was basking in the oven, but overdid the pouring.
"…"

Ruby got a glass of milk and try to dunk her big cookie in, only for it to not fit which cause her fall down with a whine. The milk just fell on her a bit late.

"Aw man, that cookie look delicious." "Here Rubes, have a plate of cookies." *Chomp* "That one hard cookies." "And the milk drop don't make scent, yet it's funny."

Scence change (this mean those side clip)

There was a poster of a tailless donkey on the wall. A second later, Weiss launch and poke it with Myrtenaster that has the tail while blindfolded. "Miss." Ruby shouted. "Drat." Weiss whine.

"I do not use Myrtenaster for party games!" "Calm down, it just a joke." "Yeah Icicle, can't you take one. "Ah Yang, I think Weiss planning a prank on you."

Scene change

Ruby walk to the door line of her room and see no one. "Huh, no one here. Huh, I guess I could check out the court yard…." She then saw "Ninja + Love" under Blake pillow. She zoom toward it, look around, and grab it then red the back. "Ninja, huh."

Blake was sweating as the rest wonder what was in the book.

Scene change

Ruby was reading through the pages, getting in to the story, when a poster pop out. She look at it with a smile. "Now that a Katana."

"I want to see the weapon too!" "Hey Blake, could I barrow the book when we get back?" "I suppose I could read it as well." "Maybe if I could find it."

Scene change

Weiss and Yang were sparing outside, Weiss all most cut Yang's hair while blocking a punch with her glyphs. Soon she lost Myrtenaster and Yang try to shoot her, only to be out of ammo. Weiss stick out her tongue but was punched, leaving Yang to take a victory pose.

"Come on, there no way I could lose Myrtenaster that easily!" "That what you get for touching my hair." "Why do Yang care for her hair so much?" "I once told her that it was beautiful and I think she take it seriality."

Scene change

Blake was looking for something on her bed, she got nerves and start throwing book out of the book case. She then saw Ruby with an angry look. "Ruby, is that my book?" "This is filth, FILTH!" She know her down with her own book before stomping away. "Can… can I have my book back?" "LATER!

"I deiced not to read your sluts books." "I still want to read then. But keep them away from Rubes, she too young to read them." "They're romantic novels." "What a slut?'

"Something that make you to lose your innocent, so don't push it." DS said while Ruby pouted. "Now, do you like it?" "They are still cute." "The skits are so funny." "I don't mind watching more." "To me as well."

"Good, because the next episode involve two more people that you know. So take a break to stretch while I get everything set." Ds said with a smile.