I feel so horrible for not updating this story sooner and even it doesn't have many followers yet, I wish the ones who thought it was worth following still think it is and will continue reading it xD
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GIANTPANDAMAN: I took your advice and idea and wrote some rules were Selina will make Bruce pay for what he's done in the previous chapter.
Swiftbolt99: Yes, Bruce should. And he will realize that too after these rules LOL
#6. Even though I feel the urge to get even with Bruce, I am not allowed to pretend I'm having the flue
Selina sauntered extremely slow into the cabin then dropped her P-90 onto table by the door and proceeded her tour into the main room then dropped with a very loud moan onto the couch, face down.
Agent Hayes and Bruce both looked up from their laptop and files then stared at Selina agape. Her eyes were standing deep in her face and she was sweating profusely.
"What, don't tell me you actually ran all the way back from the Concord's police station," Ashley said as she locked her eyes onto the girl on the couch but kept typing her police file at the same time.
Selina looked back with warily eyes then lets a sound escape her lips.
"UHHH-UH!"
Bruce jumps to his feet then rushes worriedly at his girlfriend and places his palm against her forehead.
"You are hot!" Bruce exclaimed.
Selina tried to crack a half-smile; "Why thank you, Bruce, but at the moment I would need something else more than your silly compliments."
"No, I mean you are burning up! I'll get the thermometer!"
And with that, Bruce Wayne ran out of the room and up the stairs.
Ashley slaps her forehead when she notices a wicked smirk curling Selina's lips upwards.
#7. I am not allowed to let Bruce run around and serve me all day
Bruce returned with the thermometer and left it in Selina's mouth then left again to make her some Camille tea.
Selina turned one of the floor lamps on and used it to heat up the thermometer until Bruce returns with the tea.
Ashley pretends to look engrossed with her police files but only because she doesn't want to burst into laughter. Then she looks up because she heard her name.
"Ashley, Selina is feeling sick and all you do is-
Ashley interrupts the young boy; "Wow, wow now, easy Bruce. I was just about to log off then head to the supermarket to get a stack of soup for your sick girlfriend."
Selina sends a tiny thumbs-up while blowing her tea.
"No wait!" Bruce screamed in panic. "You can't leave me alone with her. I mean, what if it gets worse? You are the only grown-up who might know what to do!"
Ashley tried not laugh then placed her hands on each of Bruce's arms then said, calmly; "Bruce, you will do fine. I'll be back in an hour and if you need anything, you can ask Agent Ivory."
"Okay, let's send Agent Ivory to town!" Bruce said then realizing he can't because then the cabin would be unguarded. "Or I'll go!"
Ashley saw Selina shake her head then quickly says; "Let you go to town without proper backup? What kind of person do you think I am?"
"A very reliable person, Ashley, you know that! But I'll be fine! I will disguise myself and no one will recognize me!"
Ashley heaved her arms in despair; "If you think that will work, then get your butt upstairs and show me the best disguise you have."
Bruce ran up the stairs then returns minutes later with the worst disguise ever only to find Selina on her own.
"Wait, where did Ashley go?"
Selina bursts into a coughing then replies with raspy voice; "She went to buy soup. Could you please turn the heater off, I'm melting in here!"
Bruce ran across the room then turned the heater off.
"Better?"
"Actually, now I am cold. Could you get me some blankets please?"
Bruce nodded then ran out.
"Oh, and once you did that, some warm chocolate milk would be nice."
Selina fluffed up her pillow with a wide smirk then lies back on the couch; "This is what Bruce gets when he tries to prank me."
#8. I am not allowed to bribe Agent Ivory to go along with my plan
"Mr. Wayne, Agent Hayes called and asked me to tell you-
Ivory halts in the doorway finding Selina on the couch manicuring her toe nails.
"Wait, Agent Hayes said you were feeling sick and you-
Ivory had to duck otherwise a toe-nail clipper would have hit his face.
"Sorry about that, but could you keep your voice down please? Bruce is in the kitchen making my third cup of hot coco."
Ivory gasps; "Ma'am, it's not very lady like if she pretends to be sick only to get back at her boyfriend."
"Who said I was a lady anyway?" Selina smirked. "Now please leave and let me handle my boyfriend, alright?"
Ivory shakes his head; "No, Mr. Wayne is the first person I take orders from so it's my duty to inform him-
"Will this be enough to follow my orders, Agent Ivory?" Selina showed a fist full of hundred dollar bills.
Ivory looks thoughtfully for a moment the whispers, suspiciously; "Ma'am, I'm pretty sure you will snitch on me later-
"Trust me, I won't. Promise," Selina said then she had to hide all her manicure tools and herself under the blankets because it sounded like Bruce is returning from the kitchen.
"Here's your coco, Selina," Bruce said then saw Ivory; "Oh, Agent Ivory. Is there anything you need?"
Ivory opened his mouth then saw Selina's pouty eyes and heard the money crisp underneath the blanket.
"Actually, Sir, Agent Hayes called to tell she's running a little late. There's a big cue at the cashier."
"WHAT?!" Bruce gasped in horror.
"Sir, if you don't mind I'll just head over to Miss Kyle to wish her well then head back to my post," Ivory said scurrying closer to Selina then shakes her hand taking the hundred dollar bills before heading out the door.
Bruce didn't hear or see anything because he was too busy with pacing up and down the room, frantically.
#9. Even if I think it's all that is needed to push Bruce over the edge, I am not allowed to add a little more drama
"Bruce?"
Selina rose slowly up from the couch then tried to walk across the room to look for Bruce in the kitchen.
A few minutes later she entered the kitchen, wobbly.
"Selina, what are you doing?" Bruce gasped then quickly rushed toward her.
Selina leaned onto the kitchen bench then placed the back of her hand onto her forehead; "Bruce, I think I need a cool-
"Cloth? I'm on it!" Bruce said then instantly started to wet a cloth.
Selina puts it to her forehead then moans; "Bruce, I don't feel so good."
Before Bruce even had the chance to respond, Selina dropped herself into Bruce's arms then went complete limp.
#10. I am not allowed to chase Agent Ivory because he ruined my plans
"I am so sorry, Ma'am, but I-
Ivory halted his stride in the kitchen doorway when he found Bruce holding an unconscious Selina in his arms. Tears ran down his face.
"Sir, she's faking!" Ivory said. "When I walked in earlier she was manicuring her toe nails then bribed me with this money. I am so sorry, Sir. It won't happen again."
Bruce didn't get the chance to say something because Selina snaps her eyes open then with a cat-like growl she went for Ivory's face.
Ashley returns at the cabin watching agape at the sight of Ivory running across the front lawn chased by Selina and her P-90.
I'm sorry that some seem short, but next time I'll try to post ten rules per chapter. Let me know what you think so far and if you have any ideas, that would be a big help LOL