One Night

Author's Note: Thanks for all the reviews. I hope you all enjoy the grand finale of One Night. For those of you interested, I have some new stories up and will be posting new ones within the next week or so. Anyway, here comes the Honeymoon/Epilogue Chapter.

Chapter Notation: Yes, Sasuke is evil and he has a mouth on him. He is just going for maximum shock value. Hopefully, everyone gets a kick out of it.

Chapter 22

Sasuke wasn't entirely sure how, but they managed to survive their wedding. The wedding had ended only two hours ago and they were already on their flight to Rome. First Class.

The youngest Uchiha couldn't help but be a little amused at how they had paid for their tickets. They had used the money that they won from the betting pool to buy them. Perhaps there were a few benefits to having such nosey coworkers.

"You look like you are about to burst out laughing. What's so funny?" Naruto asks with a smile.

"I was just thinking that it's funny that the betting pool paid for our First Class tickets." Sasuke tells him with a smirk.

"Oh yeah. That's pretty hilarious. Well I'll be right back. I gotta use the bathroom." Naruto says as he kisses Sasuke's cheek and unbuckles his seatbelt, before slinking off towards the bathroom.

Sasuke's smirk just continued to grow. He couldn't help it. On one hand, he knew that what he was about to do was childish. On the other hand, he couldn't resist. Eventually, he gave into temptation and dialed Sakura's number.

"Hello?" He hears a familiar voice call out.

"Hey, Sakura. It's me, Sasuke." He tells her in a deceptively neutral voice.

Sakura blinks on the other side of her phone. That was odd. As far as she knew, Sasuke and Naruto had gotten married just a few hours ago. What was he doing calling her?

"Oh. Hey, Sasuke. Is everything alright?" The pink haired woman asks a little anxiously.

"Everything is better alright. The wedding was absolutely beautiful. Well other than Jirayia's idiotic need to insert some of his own unique brand of humor into it. We are on our way to our Honeymoon, right now. We're going to Rome." He informs her.

Sakura tilts her head. Well that all sounded nice. She still wasn't sure why Sasuke was calling her. Sasuke clearly hated her guts. Maybe he was trying to burry the hatchet?

"That sounds great. I'm really happy for you two and I hear that Rome is beautiful." She says with a smile.

"Yes, I'm really excited to go to Rome. It is beautiful, but not nearly as beautiful as the look on Naruto's face when I fuck him better than you EVER could." Sasuke says smugly.

He heard a gasp on the other side of the phone. Sasuke knew that it was wrong, but he couldn't help but feel more than a little smug at her reaction. That would teach her to break Naruto's heart.

To Sasuke, it didn't matter that she had done so years ago. No one messed with his lovable blonde. Sakura might have seen the error of her ways now, but he couldn't resist having a little fun. He was an Uchiha, not a saint.

"Really, Sasuke? Was that necessary? That was absolutely vulgar." She huffs at him.

Maybe she deserved that shot. It had been a brutal break up and Sasuke had always been protective of Naruto. He might also be tipsy from the wedding. So Sakura decides to let that one slide

"He likes vulgar though, especially when we are at the office or when we use handcuffs." Sasuke continues.

"Sasuke, it's not cute anymore. You can be a real bitch sometimes, you know that?" The young woman growls into the phone.

Alright. She was trying to be nice, but apparently Sasuke wasn't going to. She had been prepared to let his first remark slide, but this was now war.

"The politically correct term is bastard, but you're right. I can be a real bastard, but I'm Naruto's bastard. I guess he decided that bubblegum just wasn't doing it for him. He prefers chocolate." Sasuke informs her.

"Oh yeah? What's the longest that you two have ever done it? Because once we spent four amazing hours together in a hot tub." Sakura snaps at him.

It was at this point, that Naruto comes back from the bathroom. He raises an eyebrow at the smug expression on Sasuke's face. Oh boy. He snatches the phone out of his hand immediately, when he heard Sakura's voice.

"Hey, Sakura. Um look, I'm sorry about whatever the bastard said to you. He's had a lot of champagne in him and that tends to make him frisky or catty. Sometimes both." Naruto apologizes, while shooting Sasuke a dirty look.

Sasuke does his best to look innocent. He couldn't exactly argue with what Naruto had just said about the champagne. So he wasn't going to protest the accuracy of his observation.

"Naruto, your husband is SUCH a bitch. Do you know what he said to me?!" She demands.

"Hey! Don't call my husband a bitch. Yeah. He can be a bastard, but he's MY bastard. I'm the only one allowed to insult him." The blonde says and Sasuke just smirks.

Mission accomplished. Finally, Naruto was going to tear into that bubblegum slut good. Sasuke couldn't be happier as he munches on a few of the expensive peanuts that were complimentary perks of flying First Class and watches the fireworks. (Well maybe listens to the fireworks would be more accurate, but he digressed.)

"Look, I know that he's your husband and you have to defend him. Seriously though, did you hear what he said to me?" Sakura demands.

"I don't care what he said. I was trying to be nice and to apologize for him being a bastard, but you don't get to call him a bitch. You can apologize later. Right now, I want to enjoy my Honeymoon. Bye." Naruto says as he hangs up on one furious doctor.

The blonde couldn't help but stare at his lover in disbelief. He couldn't believe that Sasuke had actually done that. Well he could, but still! It was outrageous.

"Sasuke, what did you say to her?" Naruto asks.

"That I fuck you better than she ever could." Sasuke says with a shrug and the blue eyed lawyer just smacks his forehead.

Yes, Sasuke could be pretty catty after he had a few drinks in him. Uchihas played rough. Generally, it was not advised to pick a fight with them when they were intoxicated (or ever). If they picked one with you, it was best to stand down and quickly. Clearly, Sakura hadn't done that.

"While that's true, you didn't need to be a dick about it." Naruto says.

"Of course, I did. She hurt you. So she had to be punished. It's as simple as that." Sasuke says smugly.

Naruto shakes his head in amusement. Sasuke was the very definition of an overprotective lover. The blonde didn't really mind. Sakura was tough. She'd get over it.

"Alright. Well do you think that you have settled the score now?" The environmental lawyer asks.

"Yes, I think that I've settled the score. After all, I'm married to you and she isn't. So I won." The raven haired man replies and smirks.

Naruto laughs. Only Sasuke could turn marriage into some kind of contest. In what seemed like no time at all, they soon arrived in their hotel room and had ordered room service.

"Damn. That looks beautiful what is it?" Naruto asks as Sasuke hands him a plate.

"Some type of pasta. It'll be good for you to eat noodles that don't have the nutritional value of cardboard." Sasuke says with a smirk.

"You can be such a bastard. You're lucky that you're my bastard." The blonde huffs.

Sasuke smirks. He knew that he was very lucky. While his sexy blonde was huffing, the youngest Uchiha slyly slides his tie off of him and ties up his hands.

"I know that I'm very lucky and so are you. Though that still doesn't excuse your stunt at the wedding. I told you over and over again not to wear orange." Sasuke purrs dangerously into his ear and pushes the blonde until he landed on the bed.

"Oh come on. It was just a tie." Naruto pouts as Sasuke proceeds to yank the top of his tux off.

"I know. That's why if you ask me REALLY nicely, I might untie you." Sasuke informs him and Naruto gulps.

He knew what this meant. Sasuke was going to tease him without mercy. Sometimes, his lover could be slightly sadistic. While Sasuke would never actually resort to using something like whips, he wasn't above giving Naruto a painfully hard erection until the blonde begged. Sasuke apparently liked hearing him beg.

Warning Honeymoon Lemon

"Come on, Sasuke. Aren't you being a little ridiculous, here? It was just a tie." Naruto whines.

"Oh believe me, there is NOTHING little about this situation here." Sasuke says as he licks the blonde's ear and slides his hands over his lover's muscular chest suggestively.

Naruto gulps again. He knew that Sasuke meant business when he used THAT tone of voice and looked at him with those smoldering ruby red eyes. While Sasuke was content to let him end up taking the reigns more often than not by the time foreplay was over, he initiated as often as Naruto did. Sasuke could also be rather creative about how he went about showing that he was in the mood for some affection.

"Well yeah. I know that." Naruto says and Sasuke nods in approval as he quickly slides Naruto's pants and boxers off.

Naruto watches Sasuke like a hawk. He now had one very sexy Uchiha straddling his naked waist. A naked Uchiha who was apparently going to give him a slight strip tease. Well that was all Naruto's "gladiator" to go from its natural, resting state to being FULLY prepared to do battle.

"Mmm good. It definitely looks like you've gotten the point." Sasuke says smugly as she slowly slides his shirt over his head.

Naruto felt his mouth go dry and he licked his lips at the glorious sight that was his lover when he was shirtless. Naruto sometimes found himself slightly envious of the fact that Sasuke could literally pass for one of the marble statues in Rome. Sasuke had told him more than once that he envied Naruto's sun kissed skin. The man couldn't tan, no matter how hard he tried. So he supposed that they were even in that respect.

"You are such a fucking cocktease. You know that, right?" Naruto growls at him lustfully.

"Mhm. I know, but you still have to ask me nicely to untie you. You were bad. I told you not to wear orange and that's exactly what you did. You should learn to obey your Emperor." Sasuke says smugly.

Naruto raises an eyebrow. It looked like Sasuke wanted to indulge in a little role playing. He had apparently decided he was Emperor this time. Naruto suddenly decided that he didn't mind letting Sasuke live out his little fantasy, when he saw that the Uchiha was slowly sliding his pants off his hips. On second thought, Sasuke have whatever the fuck he wanted because he looked really hot right now.

"Yes, Your Highness." Naruto says.

"That's better. You want to be a good soldier, don't you?" Sasuke whispers into his ear and nibbles on it, before turning his attention towards the blonde's neck.

He proceeds to leave a trail of kisses along the column of his throat and then to suck lightly on the collarbone, occasionally nipping or kissing at it as well. Naruto sighs in pleasure. While he was more of a pouncer, Sasuke definitely preferred to play the role of a seducer.

"Y-eah. I do." Naruto sighs in pleasure and arches against his lover.

Sasuke smirks. Naruto could be really easy to please sometimes. He reaches down and tugs off his boxers. They were getting far too tight to for his now painfully hard erection to tolerate much longer, anyway.

"Mmm good." Sasuke says as he moves down further and peppers Naruto's chest with butterfly kisses and small nips.

Sasuke really adored Naruto's abs. He wasn't really sure what it was, but to him they were his best feature after his eyes and well obviously another body part that he was extremely fond of to put it mildly.

"Mmm fuck yeah. That feels good." Naruto murmurs.

"Want to know what would feel even better?" Sasuke asks him seductively as he reaches over to the nightstand and pulls out a bottle of something.

"What would feel even better?" The blonde asks as his entire focus was now on his gorgeous lover and whatever was in that bottle.

Sasuke ignores him for a moment. He quickly opens the top of the bottle and coats his fingers with the substance inside it. Ohhh. Now, Naruto knew what that was.

"Wait. You don't seriously think that you are topping tonight, do you?" The blonde asks as if Sasuke had grown two heads.

"I've topped before, but I might be persuaded otherwise. You'll just have to give me a damn good reason to forgive you for that ugly tie and to let convince me to let you be the Emperor instead. Right now, you're just my sexy soldier." Sasuke informs him.

Naruto was about to tell him that he was VERY much the Emperor tonight, when he saw Sasuke do something that he had never done before. Sasuke was stretching himself. Wow.

He wasn't sure why that was such an erotic sight. It just was. Maybe it was the fact that Sasuke wanted him badly enough, that he wasn't willing to wait for Naruto to do it. That or it could be the fact that Sasuke was still naked and straddling his waist. Maybe it was just a combination of both of those things.

"Wow. Untie me now and I'd be more than happy to give you a hand or anything else you want." Naruto says.

Sasuke shakes his head in amusement and kisses his lover while he continues his current task. He smiles into the kiss when he heard Naruto moan into it and soon their tongues were locked in a lustful battle for dominance.

A jolt of white hot lust rushed straight to Sasuke's core when he felt Naruto's passion for him. Despite the fact that the gorgeous blonde was still tied up in that ugly orange tie, he still managed to assert himself. It was hard to tell who was truly in control at the moment.

"So what do you say? You untie me and I ravish my sexy Emperor right on the royal throne?" Naruto asks, after breaking the kiss.

"Mmm I'm still not convinced." Sasuke informs him and Naruto growls.

He took that back. Sasuke could be more than a little sadistic sometimes. He could be super sadistic. The bastard had to know that he was rock hard and wanted to sheathe his sword inside him.

"Alright. Alright. I'll suck you off." Naruto offers.

Sasuke tilts his head to the side as if considering that. Well what man in their right mind was going to turn down oral sex? Yeah. That's what Sasuke thought as well as he unties Naruto.

Naruto didn't waste any time. The second that Sasuke removed his fingers, the blonde pinned him to the bed and placed one hand on Sasuke's chest to hold him down. Satisfied that his lover wasn't going anywhere, Naruto begins to kiss his way down Sasuke's chest and make his way towards his destination at a tortuously slow pace.

Sasuke groans and felt his breath hitch when he felt Naruto's lips against his inner thigh in a gentle kiss. He was an evil tease. That was Sasuke's last coherent thought before his husband took Sasuke into his mouth and began to suck him off hard and fast.

"F-uck!" Sasuke groans and his eyes lull to the back of his head in pleasure as he writhes against the bed.

There were few things that could compete with the feeling of Naruto's hot mouth wrapped around his cock. It was complete ecstasy. Sasuke pants and runs his fingers through those gorgeous blonde locks that he had missed so much after the other man had dyed them to trick Obito.

Naruto smirks. He loved it when Sasuke completely lost it and was reduced to nothing more than swear words. That's how he knew that he was really into it. The blonde didn't mind sucking his lover off. He liked it actually, but he knew that he wouldn't last much longer at this rate. So he releases Sasuke from his mouth with a loud pop.

"N-aruto, why the Hell did you stop?" Sasuke practically snarls in frustration.

The blue eyed lawyer also loved it when Sasuke made sounds like that. He sounded more like an animal than a man at the moment and Naruto fucking loved it. He loved everything about his bastard actually.

"Sasuke, just get on your hands and knees. I'm the Emperor now." Naruto informs him.

Normally, Sasuke would have told him to go fuck himself. The raven haired man did not take orders from anyone. That was why he was a Prosecutor, but he had been so close to his release when that damn blonde stopped. He was too turned on to argue.

"Alright. You had better be a damn good Emperor though. Otherwise, I'm going to kill you for stopping like that." Sasuke warns him as he gets on his hands and knees.

Naruto smiles and takes a moment to admire the beautiful view that was his lover on the bed. The way that his ivory skin contrasted against the silken red sheets was particularly stunning and the blonde knew that it was likely he'd end up grabbing onto those spiky dark locks soon.

"That's a good soldier." He praises him and places a few soft kisses to the back of his lover's neck to relax him.

If there was one thing that Naruto had learned about Sasuke during sex, it was that his neck was super sensitive. You could talk Sasuke into almost anything, as long as you engaged in a little necking first. It was a trait that Naruto took great pleasure in exploiting.

Sasuke sighs in contentment. He loved it when Naruto did that. He wasn't really sure why, but necking had always been one of his kinks.

Naruto smirks once he felt Sasuke relax completely and buries himself deep inside his lover. He'd never get tired of this. Every single time that he took Sasuke, he was still so hot and tight.

"You have no idea how beautiful you look right now." Naruto tells Sasuke and before the Uchiha could object to the pet name, the blonde slams into his spot and bites down lightly on his neck.

He wasn't going to give his lover a chance to protest the name. Naruto was far too aroused to care about something that trivial and he knew that he could make Sasuke feel the same way. Besides, he loved the way that Sasuke would bestow those gorgeous Fuck Me moans on him, every time that he drove into his spot.

"Oh God!" Sasuke moans as he arches back against Naruto wantonly.

He still wasn't sure how the other lawyer always managed to find that spot inside him that drove him to insane with desire. Sasuke was just grateful that Naruto could do it. He shivers as he felt Naruto's teeth on his neck, holding him in place.

There was something so animalistic about the gesture. It should have infuriated him that the blonde was being so possessive. Instead, it did the opposite. It just turned him on even more and made his cock throbbed in a painfully good way.

"That's it. Let me know how good I make you feel." Naruto growls with approval as he starts stroking Sasuke while he thoroughly ravishes him.

It didn't take long for the two to move as one. They were a flurry of heated moans and tangled limbs. It was hard to tell where one began and one ended. Their moans of passion became indistinguishable from each other.

The bed began to quake underneath them from the force of their lovemaking. Neither noticed. Neither cared. Finally, one powerful thrust sent them both spiraling over the edge and calling out each other's names.

CRACK! There went the bed. Naruto pulls out of his lover and rolls them around until they were both laying on their sides and he was holding Sasuke protectively. They were a lot closer to the ground now, thanks to the broken bed. Both men were far more busy enjoying the after effects of their lovemaking to give too much of a damn though.

End Honeymoon Lemon

"Well there went the bed." Sasuke muses.

"Yeah. There went the bed. Oh well. We can give them the money to replace it. It was so worth it. I'm going to have to wear orange more. Pissing you off has very sexy results." Naruto says smugly and Sasuke just rolls his eyes good-naturedly.

"You are lucky that I love you." Sasuke warns him as he kisses his husband.

Naruto smiles and kisses back. He knew that. He was damn lucky that Sasuke loved him and the reverse was also true, of course.

"I know. I love you too, bastard." Naruto says with a grin.

Twenty years later, it was Christmas time. That meant all their families got together. That meant complete and total chaos.

Somehow, everyone had managed not to kill each other as they opened their presents. Sasuke had gotten him and Naruto tickets to a fancy spa and Naruto had gotten Sasuke some new fuzzy handcuffs and a laptop that the man had been eyeing for awhile.

"Congrats you two, on getting accepted into law school." Naruto says to the "twins."

The twins were Haku and Itachi's two sons. One was biologically Itachi's and the other was Haku's. The same woman had been the surrogate for both boys, so they were brothers by adoption and half-brothers by blood.

"Thanks, Uncle Naruto!" They both say together in unison.

"Well at least they aren't identical twins, like us." Menma says with a chuckle as he grabs some turkey for himself and his wife Temari.

Yes, that bouquet thing really work. Menma had ended up marrying tomorrow. They had one daughter. She was a blue eyed blonde and she was already a cheerleader. Sasuke and Naruto took every opportunity to tease Menma about that fact without mercy.

"Yeah. Trust me, you guys are lucky. You have no idea what that asshole put us through." Naruto says as he sips his drink.

"NARUTO!" Kushina scolds him for his language.

"What? He is one! Oh come on. All the kids are twelve or older. I think they can handle a "bad word" or two. They aren't babies." Naruto pouts and Sasuke just shakes his head in amusement.

Two of the couples at the table had chosen not to have children. Gaara and Neji were the first because they preferred to focus solely on each other. Suigetsu and Kisame were the second because well as they put it, "It's way too much work to be a parent and you are expected to become boring. We ain't ever going to be boring and the type of people who attend PTA meetings. Fuck that shit!" So the childfree couples were all content with their decision.

Sasuke and Naruto on the other hand had used surrogates. They had two children. The first was their 15 year old daughter Nala and the second was their 12 year old son, Kenji.

Nala was Sasuke's biological daughter. She had beautiful raven black hair that was the same color as Sasuke, but had Mikoto's silky texture. Her skin was also creamy white and she had inherited quite a lot of her looks from the paternal side of her family tree.

The most striking feature about her though were her sapphire blue eyes. Sasuke had deliberately chosen a surrogate who had blue eyes, hoping that they might be passed on. He had wanted Naruto to be represented in some way and it had worked.

"Dad, papa, you know you never did tell us how you two got together." Nala says as she grabs some more mashed potatoes.

She certainly took after Sasuke in the fact that she was very much a competitive academic, but she was social like Naruto. The best of both of them really.

Kenji was quite different from his sister. He was Naruto's biological son. Perhaps not surprisingly, he had inherited Naruto's blonde locks, but he had been blessed with ruby red eyes like Sasuke. The surrogate was actually a relative of Kurenai. Kurenai had red eyes, so it had been a pleasant surprise when that recessive gene had shown up. Both of their kids at least looked a little like them.

"Yeah. You should tell us!" Kenji agrees.

Kenji was definitely an athlete and a troublemaker. He often got into all sorts of mischief with "Uncle Kisame and Uncle Suigetsu." His grades were generally in the B range, but that was mostly because he didn't apply himself as much as he could have. (This was a fact that irked Sasuke, but he adored his son too much to stay mad at him.)

"Oh right. I guess we should tell them." Naruto says.

"You should tell us as well. We never did get the full story." Mikoto and Kushina say simultaneously and then look at each other, before the pair of grandmothers start giggling.

Yes, they were grandmothers now. Both of them were deliriously happy about that. Their husbands were proud grandfathers, but at least they had never nearly bought out an entire toy store before to express said pride. (Seriously, that had nearly happened more than once. Mikoto and Kushina were not shy about spoiling their precious grandbabies!)

"Oh boy." Minato and Fugaku say with heavy sighs as they knew that this was likely going to be a rather interesting tale.

"Alright. Well one night on my 25th birthday, we all went out to celebrate. Everyone was drinking and having a good time." Naruto begins.

"Naruto, try to make this APPROPIRATE for our children to hear." Sasuke says as he smacks his forehead in frustration.

"I will! Sheesh! I wasn't going to tell them the full story. I wasn't going to tell them that we got intoxicated and were sexy dancing with each other and that led to us having crazy, hot sex. Oh. Wait. Damn it. Sorry! I didn't mean for it to slip out like that." Naruto says and Sasuke twitches.

Naruto gulps. He gives Sasuke his best set of puppy eyes. It was really his only chance of avoiding getting sent to the couch for a month.

"One of these days, those sad, puppy eyes aren't going to work." Sasuke mutters.

"Yeah. I know. They've worked pretty good for 45 years though." Naruto says happily.

They had gotten together when he was 25. Now twenty years later, they were both staring down middle age together. Naruto didn't mind though. Sasuke's ass was still as sexy at 46 as it was at 26. It was amazing really. Damn Uchihas aged well.

"Wait. So you're saying that you got together because you got drunk and had a one night stand?" Nala asks in a traumatized voice.

"We weren't drunk. It was more like mildly intoxicated and obviously one night led to a lot more nights." Sasuke defends himself.

Kenji looks more than a little traumatized. He really didn't want to think about his parents grinding together in a nightclub and then going screwing each other's brains out. That was just sick.

"Nala, next time you get the urge to ask them a question like that again, don't. Just don't." He says.

"Yeah. I learned my lesson. I'm never making that mistake again." Nala agrees.

This draws several laughs from the friends and family members who were sitting around the table. Sasuke and Naruto couldn't help but chuckle at the disgusted looks on their children's faces. It was priceless.

"We're your parents. If we didn't traumatize you on a regular basis, we wouldn't be doing our jobs." Sasuke informs her.

"Well consider yourselves as doing a damn fine job. Yuck." Kenji mutters and Naruto just laughs.

The rest of the night passes uneventfully. Eventually, everyone heads home. Once Sasuke and Naruto were sure that their children were asleep, they headed upstairs for a nice, hot bubble bath.

"You know I'm really glad that we got drunk that night. Just think on what we would have missed out on, if it wasn't for that one incredible night." Naruto says as he cuddles wraps his arms around a very naked Uchiha.

"You're right. Thank God for birthday sex." Sasuke snorts in amusement.

"Damn straight. Wait. Well you know what I mean." The blonde says.

Sasuke shakes his head and chuckles before capturing Naruto's lips with his own. He knew what the blonde was trying to say. It just came out in an adorably awkward way.

"Yes, I know what you mean. I love you and I'm glad that we didn't just stop at one night." Sasuke tells him.

"I love you too and I feel the same way. Do you want to have some crazy hot sex that would utterly embarrass our children, if they walked in on us? " Naruto asks with a sly smile.

Sasuke blinks. Well he had to give Naruto points for originality. That was certainly a new pickup line.

"I'd thought you'd never ask." Sasuke replies with a smirk and they spent the rest of the night, doing exactly that.