Completely AU, Almost all of the original characters, no Mary-sue. Archiving permitted, just inform us. DBZ isn't owned by us, we just borrow them.
The /.../ means it's
in Saiyan-go.
The [...] have the translated Japanese words sporadically used.
Dragonball Z
- The Resistance –
Epilogue
At dawn the Bardock family sat it one table. Neither looking very rested. No sign of their lovers. Bardock glanced at Raditsu who still had a sex flush.
"Well, I do think we all scored?" Bardock mused. Taurus grinning raised 3 fingers.
"Satisfied them all." He stated proudly. Dropped his head on the table and snored.
"I went to heaven and died." Kakarotto stated dreamy. Bardock grinned. Glancing at Raditsu who smirked. Grinning as Bardock waited longer.
"Let me just say this. Pierce through the shyness and MAN what a feline. Insatiable."
"Well I was royally initiated." Bardock added to Raditsu's words. Roslyn walked a bit funny to them and flushed as she saw Raditsu.
"Can I get you anything." She squeaked to the men.
"Just some water Rose." Raditsu replied. She glanced up at him nodded and fled skipping away. Bardock peered from Raditsu to the girl and grinned.
"Don't laugh, she's very sensitive." Raditsu warned. Bardock and Kakarotto lifted their hands. Hell no. Rowan walked in dropping a stack of papers before Bardock's nose with a box. Inside it a medallion.
"There you go sweetie. WORK. Again…" Smirking she walked away, with a slight limp. Raditsu and Kakarotto covered their mouths snickering. Okay…bardock smirked.
"I did good…"
"Did what?" Taurus asked. Bardock just rammed his head back to the table.
"Nothing. Sleep it off…stallion." Meanwhile he sorted the papers.
"Morning!" Videl hugged Bardock. Frowning as she sniffed him. Wrong. Walked to Taurus and prodded him. Sniffed. Definite wrong. And hugged Kakarotto.
"Good morning angel." Kakarotto snickered.
"Ah, celestial maiden…" She grinned. Yanking the chair back and flopping in his lap. Totally ignoring the others as Bardock rubbed his neck. Firm hug…
"Crap…crap…crap…don't care…care less…nah…crap…AH." Rosalyn walked back and nodded to Videl who messed in Kakarotto's hair trying to make something out of it. Hopeless.
"Your drinks."
"Thanks Rose. Oh come here. I got something for you." Curious the small red head walked to him. He pulled her on his lap and kissed her. Struggling at first she melted against him. Bardock snickered. He let her go as she dazed took a step. Shook her head like a wet dog and ran back to the kitchen giggling.
"Nice…" Bardock grinned.
"Hai. She's maybe the one." Bardock peered at Kakarotto and Videl already in a lip lock. Grabbed Kakarotto's glass and threw the water over them.
"Not in a canteen…shame on you." Sheepish they glanced back. "What's this? Do I care about buildings they make? NO. gimme a pen." Videl smirked and dug in her bra. Producing a very warm one. Bardock took it and signed it: Optional. Tip of his mate. If you neither hated or loved it, optional. Too bored to read? Optional.
"Okay Chibi's. Were 5 days from the big showdown. Kakarotto? You ready for action? Ah let me guess your waited now but will be fine in 5 days."
"I could be waited and still be ready tousan. No one messes with my onna." Yawning Vegeta strolled in. And flopped beside Raditsu.
"Busy night?" the eldest teasing asked.
"Hai. HEY, none of your business."
"Busted…me too. We all got some. Mine's there." Raditsu pointed at Roslyn who blushing waved back.
"Her? She cowers away even if you ask her something." Vegeta grunted.
"Iie…that's just a mask…if you get past it…what a tiger…"
"Hn…mines in and outside a feline. Damn what a claws…" Raditsu pulled Vegeta's back armour a bit back and frowned.
"Hai, check mine." Bemused Vegeta did and frowned. Man…
"Looks like a new road system…"
"Hai, yours too." Videl started giggling.
"Check out my good job too, you guys." As one the couple rose and Kakarotto was victim.
"Hey come on guys…" Vegeta grabbed Videl's hand.
"Cut your nails onna. You'll shred him." Kakarotto glared warning at Vegeta who let her go.
"Message received Kakarotto. Shish, just look at this. I pose no threat." He showed his neck as Kakarotto blinked.
"That's deep…"
"Hai, Bulma-san can bite."
"Bulma?"
"Hn…you know her?"
"Know her…I met her as a Chibi…"
"Well she's got my brat. We just made it official." Stunned Kakarotto started grinning.
"Vegeta you can stop gloating. Put your hands to work. Videl?" Bardock glanced at her as she deeply sighed. Lets see… she dug around frowning.
"Armours are great for stuffing things in. But they need pockets…" she reached inside so deep she looked like a tortes. Always in for assistance Kakarotto yanked the armour back. He peered inside and smirked.
"Hehehe, where did your bra go?" She tossed it out.
"Was in the way. Now…" he reached inside and produced the pen. Whispering for Vegeta not to tell her and grinned as she searched more and more.
"Damnit it I'm sure it's in here…Bardock always needs pens and never gives them back…so I thought putting two in would be smart…DAMNIT…"
"This one?" Bardock asked. She glanced up as Kakarotto by accident let go of the armour because Raditsu tickled him. It slammed against her chest and grunting she slid off. Grabbed a broom and slammed Raditsu with it.
"YOUR JUST LIKE TAURUSSS!"
"Who? Me?" a sleepy voice sounded. Vengeful Videl rammed him.
"Sleep it off."
"Hai…"
"Let me see. One black haired, me…one black hared…Kakarotto. Don't know but there were three, Taurus. Raditsu had a red head and you blue…hmm." Bardock mused.
"Oh Taurus? Keep your hormones and libido in check. You're a prince now. Act like one. If you need advice ask Vegeta. No more triplets."
"N...Nani? Wouldn't if I could…kills me…"
"Stick to one onna. Your putting your title to shame." Vegeta thundered. Determent to make something from this sad bunch of Saiya-jins. His main focus being Taurus though. Raditsu wasn't a sleep around, Kakarotto had Videl and he doubted the man would NOT make her his mate. Damned protective already. And Taurus being the problem child.
***
The fight with Cold was not worth mentioning as he was weaker then Freeza had been. They boarded the Ouhi's ship and all Saiya-jin with human mates were transported to new planet Vegeta. The personnel mostly agreed with the take over, and all of the sickbay staff remained. As it didn't matter much which species they were treating.
They never did hear of Coola. And continued living on the new planet as slowly their new race expanded. After a trip to a planet called Namek Videl boosted about with her new found powers, stunning Raditsu who she could work over nicely now as they were about equally as strong. Bardock worked his ass off under the Ouhi's tender care and after a year gave him a healthy son. Raditsu bonded with his little red head who gave him a daughter with similar red flaming hair, but with his hair quantity. And Taurus? Remained the romantic, pursuing women with Vegeta howling after him.
400 years later several voices cried out. All blonde haired, green eyed, with gold tails. Their parents chirping and purring content. The Ouhi's plans had worked out. Only Super Saiya-jin had been born the last decades. Instead of harming the universe the offspring of the original settlers had become a sort of Galactic Police. The alliance still held firmly and vessels were starting deep space exploring. The old name of the Saiya-jin being planet traders and ruthless killers a thing of the past. They indeed, came a long way. And there was yet to come a force stronger then the Saiya-jin Clan.
And their ruler? His name was Vegeta, and as he descended directly from a merge of the original prince Vegeta and Kakarotto as Videl bore a girl, his potential was off the charts. No one really did know how strong their king was. How ever, he had been Golden Oozaru as a child already. None dared to irate the man, nor a species dared to cross the Saiya-jin path.
The end.