Baby Blues

*Whispers* De-age one of the Secret Quartet members…

Prompt by judicatorypedant on Tumblr

(...*whispers back* what if I de-eged two. Featuring dadrien cause how could I not?!)

"This is bad." Randy said.

"It's not that bad," Adrien said.

Randy looked in undisguised horror between Adrien and what used to be Danny and Jake.

Well okay, it was still Danny and Jake just….shorter.

"This is horrible." Randy said.

Danny, about two feet tall with big blue eyes and mop of black hair, started to sniffle.

Adrien immediately leapt forward and scooped him in his arms, "Aww, it's okay Danny! Don't be scared."

He gently rubbed Danny's back before turning to hiss at Randy, "Stop it! You're scaring them!"

Randy stared at Adrien, who was now gently rocking the sniffling little two year old and cooing, and then to Jake.

Jake, who was as tiny as Danny, and glaring up at him with all the rage and aggression of a wet kitten.

Little Jakey bared his teeth in what was most definitely not a smile, and Randy immediately changed his internal description from a kitten to a wet terrible terror.

Adrien somehow scooped Jake into his arms as well, "It's really not a big deal. Fu Dog said it's an easy fix. We just have to keep them entertained till they get back!"

Danny clung tighter to Adrien, while Jake continued to glare at Randy.

Honestly Randy did not deserve this level of aggression from a two year old. It wasn't even his fault this time!

"I can't even keep a plant alive," Randy whispered, utterly terrified.

Adrien gave him a sour look, "They're just kids Randy."

"I'm gonna get them killed."

Adrien nuzzled Jake, who giggled back before glaring at Randy again.

"I dont want to murder my friends!"

Danny's hands found their way into Adrien's hair and he winced when the strands got tugged.

"I'm not ready to be a dad!" Randy wailed.

"Yeah, I can tell." Adrien muttered as he made his way to the kitchen, leaving Randy to breakdown in the other room. "You guys want a snack? Let's get some snacks. We'll just ignore Randy cause he's being super silly right now, isn't he?"

Danny giggled into his neck, where he had burrowed his face. Jake nodded, "He being so silly. Super duper silly. No snack for him."

"No snack." Danny echoed.

"Well what about me?" Adrien asked as he put the toddlers down on the booth. The two of them couldn't quite see if they sat like normal, so Adrien grabbed some books and pillows for some makeshift booster seats.

Jake looked super thoughtful, tapping his chin. Danny looked at him with wide eyes, trying to hide a smile behind his hands.

"I guess you okay." Jake said.

Danny giggled into his hands, as Adrien ruffled his hair. "Awesome! You want some juice too?"

The toddlers nodded their heads and Adrien whirled around the little kitchen, quickly cutting some apples, grabbing some animal crackers, and finding some juice boxes in the fridge.

Randy walked in about half an hour later, after the snacks had been consumed and Adrien was wiping sticky juices and crumbs off the toddlers.

"I believe I am done panicking now." Randy said, much calmer than he was earlier.

"Good." Adrien picked up Danny and stuck him on his hip. Adrien was taking this well. A little too well considering Randy knew he was an only child, and an extremely sheltered one who should not be this good with little kids.

"Grab jake. They can play in the other room, and run off some of that energy."

Randy looked at Jake, who had gone from an innocent looking angel, back to glaring little demon that probably wanted to set randy on fire.

He was really glad neither of them had their powers at the moment.

"I don't think he likes me."

"Probably cause you're terrified. Kids can smell fear."

Randy let out a strangled noise. Jake glared harder. Really, he did not deserve this level of hate from a two year old.

Randy cautiously edged his way over to Jake and grabbed him under the arms, like he had seen Adrien do. Unlike when Adrien picked them up, Jake immediately started squirming and kicking up a fuss.

"No no no nono! Down down down!"

Randy rushed into the other room and quickly deposited the toddler on the floor, who immediately lost his balance and fell on his butt.

A high pitched noise started to rise up, clearly about to burst into a full blown tantrum, and then Adrien was there giving him a hug and patting him down and generally fussing over him.

Adrien stopped his fussing long enough to give Randy a glare that rather matched the one Jake had been giving him.

Randy groaned and flopped on the floor, throwing his arm over his face. "Kids are the worst!"

Adrien continued fussing over Jake, who was looking entirely too pleased with the attention. Danny crawled over to Randy, trying to peek under his arm. When Randy didn't bother moving, Danny huffed and flopped on the older boy, his chin digging into Randy's collarbone.

"Ow." Rand said.

He peeked out and saw Danny looking back at him. Danny reached forward and tapped his nose. "Boop."

Randy immediately got a soppy look on his face. "You're my new favorite."

"Hey!" Adrien protested.

Randy hummed, booping Danny's nose back and sending him into giggles. "It's true. Danny is much cuter than you."

Adrien gasped, "Betrayal!"

He looked at Jake, "You're my new favorite."

Jake grinned and blew a raspberry at Randy, who blew one right back.

Way, way, way too much fun writing this XD

I still have some drabbles left to write, but I decided to go ahead and write some of the requests I got before I started the drabble game. Also, I have what's turning out to be a pretty long oneshot based on Wings and the Miraculous AU (most of which can be found on my tumblr). It may or may not be the SQ Miraculous AU origin story.

Anyways, keep safe, become a hermit, love you all and

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