Caption: A Happy Karkat?
Me: Another story on my tumblr, which means another story on here too. I also added some things and fixed some words that won't supposed to lowercase. Also I changed a few things because the Emoji's I used won't show up.
Enjoy!
/
{◎ YOU ARE Trickster Karkat ◎}
{ Trickster Karkat PESTER DAVE }
~~carcinoGeneticist [CG] pesters turntechGodhead [TG]~~
CG: DAVE CAN I TALK TO YOU?
CG: PLEASE ANSWER.
TG: what do you want
CG: I'M HERE TO SAY HELLO, DAVE. HI DAVE.
CG: HOW ARE YOU FELLING?
TG: holy crap
TG: are you sick or something
TG: wait don't tell me someone made you eat something totally messed up and fried your brain cause this is some serious ironic sh*t going down right here
CG: WHAT DO YOU MEEN? DID I EAT SOMETHING FUNNY? ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC DAVE.
TG: no I'm being not serious a**hat
TG: what the the f*** do you think I'm saying
CG: I DON'T KNOW. IS THIS SARCASM, TOO? ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING?
TG: you know what I'm not really in the mood for this bs so go away
TG: your making a fool out of yourself just trying get me all riled up over this
CG: BUT DAVE I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING THAT HAS MADE YOU REMOTELY ANGRY. DID I SAY SOMETHING WRONG OR IS THIS APART OF YOUR IRONY NONSENSE THAT SEEMS INTRIGUING FROM YOUR PERSPECTIVE. IS IRONY ABOUT BEING SARCASTICALLY REPUGNANT.
CG: DAVE I DON'T KNOW IF I UNDERSTAND.
TG: kar what is wrong with you and why are you typing like that
CG: TYPING LIKE WHAT, DAVE? IS MY TYPING TOO OFFENSIVE?
CG: Do you want me to type like this? I'll even add ❤'s at the end of sentences. These surely aren't offensive to you right?❤
CG: Cute right?❤ What pretty heart thingies.❤ I have these weird circle things too.◎ See ◎? And in black!◉ Isn't that cute, Dave?✪
CG:❤
{✪ Trickster Karkat ASK DAVE TO LUNCH ✪}
CG: So Dave lets have lunch together. ❤ that is, if you want to... ❤
CG: Dave ❤_❤?
CG: Are you okay? (-✪_✪)
TG: Who's face is that supposed to be
CG: Yours. (~✪_✪) (✪_✪)
TG: okay stop that it's creeping me out man
CG: Aw, but Dave they're so cute.❤ See: (~✪_✪) (~✪_✪) Dave, can we still have lunch together? ❤
CG: (✪_✪)(✪_✪)?
TG: okay I really need you to stop that
CG: Aww, but Daaaaaaaave! I like them! (❤_❤)
CG: So... Can we have lunch together?❤
CG: Oh, maybe I'll ask Egbert to come with us, since he said I'm cute. Or maybe Sollux he's mean but he likes sweets! What about Gamzee?! He is my best friend after-all.❤
TG: or maybe you can just shut up
{❤ Trickster Karkat PICK UP ON DAVE'S RUDNESS ❤}
CG: Dave why are you being so mean? I just want to have lunch with you.
CG: Geez...
CG: Bye, Dave.
TG: wait
TG: where are you going
CG: I'm going to ask John instead cause you seem a bit moody today. I won't bother you anymore then.
TG: wait sorry man I just thought you were try'n to mess with me or somethin'
TG: i'll hang out with you so don't tell Egbert I got mad at you for nothing or being a complete jerk
{❤ Trickster Karkat BE HAPPY THAT DAVE AGREED TO LUNCH: You where so happy that you put stars at the end of your sentences again. ❤}
CG: Yay lunch!❤ So let's meet up at the café down the street by my house!❤ They have sweets there and different flavored teas.❤ Or do you just want coffee?❤ You like apples right?!❤ They have apple flavored tea and coffee.❤
CG: Does that sound okay?❤
TG: ...sure
CG: Bye bye Dave!❤ ;3
~~~carcinoGeneticist [CG] has stopped pestering turntechGodhead [TG]~~~~
TG: what the f*** just happened
~~~turntechGodhead [TG] has logged off pesterchum~~~
/
I love homestuck!
Brw, Review!