Hello, hello! Here's another Deckerstar story from me! I have published this on my blog a while back and figured I should also post this on the site. Remember, reviews are good, and flames should burn in Hell for all eternity!
"The Devil made me do it!" Lucifer all but yelled into the webcam. "That's what all of you despicable humans all say when you commit crimes or things that you find repulsive! Like I spend all day sitting on your bloody shoulder telling you to do those things! It's not like those animated things on television you humans call cartoons!" The former Prince of Darkness fumed. "You're the ones committing whatever damn thing that you're doing so stop fucking blaming me!" The Lord of Hell seethed, his dark brown eyes flickered between brown and red.
"Oh, and another thing, I don't have horns on my head nor do I have a pointy tail! I don't know who the fuck came up with that so do me a favor and stop it!" Lucifer ranted on. "I am fucking sick and tired of seeing wrongful depictions of me everywhere! From Halloween masks to those little pictures you humans call emojis that you send over your mobile devices! I'm going to have a word with the copyright people about that! Oh, and those Satanic rituals that you humans worship me with? I never asked for them! The countless sacrifices of blood and goats and whatever else you humans can get your grubby little hands on annoys me to no end rather than please me! Don't even get me started on the goat!" The King of Hell raged.
"Lucifer? What are you yelling about?" Chloe asked from Lucifer's bedroom. The detective finally came around and started dating the tall, handsome club owner a few months after her divorce from Dan was finalized. The first thing that the couple did was consummate their relationship at Lucifer's insistence, much to Chloe's protests. "I'm explaining myself to those humans out there that they can't blame me for everything bad that they do! I have no part in their misdeeds! Never have and never will! I punish the guilty! That's it!" The King of Hell exclaimed as he turned back toward the laptop.
Chloe then got up from the bed, put on one of Lucifer's shirts and walked over to her boyfriend. The detective then placed her hands on Lucifer's shoulders and began to massage them lightly. Lucifer leaned back in his chair, moaning contently at his Chloe's ministrations. The Ruler of Hell then slowly opened his eyes and leaned forward to finish his task. "Thank you, Love, I needed that," Lucifer said, kissing Chloe's hand. Chloe smiled and placed a light butterfly kiss on the top of Lucifer's head and said, "You're welcome."
Lucifer then clicked a few buttons and typed a few keys as he edited his video message. Once he is happy with the result, the former Prince of Darkness uploaded the video onto his YouTube page that Trixie helped him set up. "Let's see those humans try and blame me now," Lucifer muttered under his breath as he waited for the video to upload.
The End.