HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHO'S NOT DEAD?!
MEEE!
I'm so so so so so so so Soooo sorry for keeping you all waiting for so long I know I'm such an idiot. Omhre. I fell into other fandoms (curse my friends!) And sorta lost intrest in warriors but I'm backkk!
I wonder if any orginal readers are still out there?
Anyways I forget how I start this things so I don't care any more! XD
Sorry if I seem out of character I've become used to writing about humans and their strange tactics
RIVERCLAN IT ATTACKED BY TURTLES THIS IS OBVIOUSLY THE REAL REASON OAKHEART DIED! WHO NEEDS THOSE STUPID ROCKS?!
Also curse hetalia
"AHH THEY'RE COMING PROTECT ME DISPOSABLE WARRIOR!" Oakheart screamed running from the most terrifying thing that he had ever seen in his long life.
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
"PROTECT YOUR DEPUTY OR DIEEEEE!"
"WAAAAAAAA!"
~~~~~Five minutes earlier~~~~~~~
It was just another one of those quiet night where the Riverclan cats were sitting on the shore watching Spottedleaf and Bluestar (Which was TOTALLY not weird) I mean, any Riverclan night potral probably had nothing left to do.
Besides something useful.
But who needs to do useful things when there is stupid things to be done.
Of course the cats watching were Oakheart and Blackclaw. You can understand Oakheart but Blackclaw was just the poor unfortunate cats that was forced to come because Crooked star was pretending to be sick so he didn't have to watch those Thunderclan cats again.
Anyways... back to the point..
Bluestar and Spottedleaf were probably talking about something important that could change the fate of the clans. But Oakheart was just here to casually watch Bluestar.
Which was consideredrather normal in Riverclan.
They also vaguely wondered if any other cats watched them...
"HEY FISHBRAIN! YOU KNOW WE CAN SEE YOU WATCHING US! DON'T THING YOU WILL GO UNNOTICED!" Bluestar shouted across the river smiling gleefully at the startled tom's faces.
"RESPECT MEEE I HAD CHILDREN WITH YOUU!" Oakheart responded.
"YOU WHAT?!" The other startled Riverclan cat cried looking at him in disbelieve.
"YOU SHALL REGRET THE DAY YOU SHOUTED AT POOR OLD BLUESTAR!" Spottedleaf yowled.
"Hey... I'm older than she is!" He protested, then looked rather confused. "Wait, I must think about this..."
Blackclaw facepawed. "First you announce to the world you broke the warrior code, then you forgot your age, what next!"
Spottedleaf started laughing. "HORRORS BEHOND IMAGINATION!"
Now this would have been any other weird and strange night but then this happened.
They were terrible.
Horrifying.
Worst than Shadowclan!
And that said alot.
Far away many Shadowclan cats suddenly felt very offended for no reason.
They were baby turtles.
Millions of the little green things were emerging from the ground from all directions surrounding the cowering cats. Bluestar and Spottedleaf hadn't noticed a thing and were still talking casually.
Or maybe they had and found it amusing.
"AGH ENIMIES APPROACHING!"
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN DO WE DO NOW?!"
" Surrender! Surrender to the turtlelyeness and you shall be released!"
"What does that even mean?" Bluestar questioned turning her head to look at her friend.
The medicine cat shrugged. "I don't know... it sounded cool at the time..."
"SUREEE..."
Erm.. let's get back to our Riverclan friends.
"PROTECT MEE DISPOSABLE WARRIORRR!"
"AHHHH!
It was no use. They were overrun by the turtles within minutes, Spottedleaf and Bluestar laughing
On the sunning rocks eating invisible popcorn.
And that my children is how the almighty Riverclan was actually struck sown.
Not in a noble battle defending the sunning rocks.
Not by protecting his clan..
He was struck down by a horde of innocent, harmless, tiny, baby turtles.
hope y'all enjoyed this is my first time writing in a while and I'm sorry for my let's see... 6 month disappearance?
Hope you have a great night/day!
~Misty