THIS SONG DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!
I found the video on YouTube and I thought
I should put some lyrics online so people
can sing along ((:

EDWARD ELRIC VS EREN JAEGER RAP BATTLE

,,,

EREN

Yo, short stuff!
How's it goin' down there?
Because from up here you look so freaking small!
Is this fight even fair?
I fight giants for a living
so I didn't see you there!
My world is unforgiving!
Your world doesn't compare!
I've seen things that would only make you want to see your prayers!
If you've seen what I've seen, kid,
they'll give you nightmares!
Face it; you lost,
you never had a chance.
So do us both a favour
and quit in advance!

EDWARD

HOW DARE YOU!
DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHORT?
You call me a bug
a midget
you ***,***,***!
Who you callin' a half-pint tiny pipsqueak?!
It's my turn now so listen up geek!
Boo-hoo!
What a pity; you saw some dude eat your mother!
You think you've seen nightmares?
How about you talk to my brother!
You wanna try out my world it's gonna tear you apart!
...oh and that spider man gear...
let's not even start...
SO SHUT IT!
We're on two different levels!
I'm an ALCHEMIST!
What is it you do?
You whining crying masochist;
I got some news for you pal!
It's you I'll enlighten!
It's not that I'm short...
YOU'RE just a TITAN!

EREN

Titan?
TITAAAN?!

ROY

Here I am!
Alchemist of flame!
You should know Roy Mustang's the name.
It's about to get hot in here thanks to me!
I'm your future fuhrer, don't you see?
At ease, Elric!
I've got it from here!
Come now son,
let's make this clear,
you're about to get your just desserts...
JOIN MY ARMY OF TINY MINI-SKIRTS!

EREN

Oh, that's just great.
Two men of state?
That's not fair!
Wait...
Don't care!
Got the hottest babe in the corp
at my said to win this war.

LEVI

EREN!

EREN

Sir?!

LEVI

What is this mess?
There's dirt on the floor
and this room is a disgrace.
You're shirking your chores
and fooling around!
The floor is obscene!
What ya doing?
Now CLEAN!
NOW YOU!

ROY

Me?

LEVI

What is your game?
You partake in such folly?
Have you no shame?
I'm sure a colonel is more than ample,
now get over there and set an example!

EDWARD

We're really ending this with no violence?
You do know he's a corporal ri-

ROY

Silence!

EREN

Why, oh why don't I get to have fun?
Two more seconds,
I would have won!

LEVI

You know you'd get this job done faster
if you actually shut up and clean
you bastard.

ROY

Well Corporal Levi,
I must admit.
I think this is a start
of a beautiful friendship!

... I didn't write this from memory...
um...
Anyway! Please review your thoughts
and go look at the actual video online
so you can sing along!

"Fanime 2014: Epic Rap Battle of Anime: Edward Elric vs. Eren Jaeger"