"Alright Cosmo, I'm re-…" Timmy paused when he saw that the fairy was no longer sitting on the couch. He figured he must be throwing up in the bathroom. However, when he got there, there was no sign of him. Frowning he searched his parents' room and couldn't find him there. He ended up finding absolutely nothing after searching everywhere else.

"Shit, he must have run off," he sighed. He had no way of locating the older man, so he decided to call up Wanda and let her know the fairy had left. Maybe the two of them could use their heads to see where the man had gone.

"Hey, Timmy," she answered. "How's Cosmo? Is he doing any better yet?"

"No. We were just about to head to fairy world…"

"Great. I'll come with you."

"…but he's not here," he finished. "He's run off somewhere."

"Did you look everywhere?"

"Yeah and I even double checked everything while poking and tickling every green thing in the house to be sure. I don't know where he's gone."

"I doubt he's gone to his mother's," sighed the fairy. "She'd sure enough drag him there. I don't know where else he'd be, but maybe we can brainstorm. Just give me a minute. I'll be right over."

Meanwhile Cosmo was hiding in a place nobody would ever look: in the wallet of Mr. Turner while he was disguised as a dollar. He hated to make Timmy worry about him, but there was no way he'd go into that doctor's office. He'd just sit out the sickness. Speaking of which, he was hoping the younger man would drift off to sleep already so he could go use their bathroom and throw up in there. There was no such luck as the man was still up watching live footage of women's volleyball that was taking place someone in the same area they were. His wife was out getting a massage downstairs. It was unfortunate that it was raining. Otherwise the fairy would be all alone and free to use their bathroom.

It wasn't until the game went on commercial was when Cosmo got time to throw up in the bathroom. It was a good thing that the man was gone downstairs to raid the buffet table downstairs. He threw up for a few minutes before going up on the couple's bed, curled up underneath the covers, and laid there for a few minutes, hoping his stomach would settle down. Just as he was about to drift off, he heard talking outside of the door.

"Shoot, where'd I put that room key?!" Mr. Turner grumbled. "I know I put it somewhere."

"Crap!" Cosmo quickly poofed back into Turner's wallet as soon as he heard an "Ah ha!" outside the door.

"Huh. I could have sworn the covers didn't look like this when I left," he scratched the top of his head. He just shrugged it off and hopped back into bed. He couldn't have come back at a worse time as Cosmo then threw up inside of his wallet. He waved his wand to get rid of the vomit and decided to go elsewhere. He ended up hiding in a drawer full of Mrs. Turner's underwear. Considering it was full of thongs, he safety disguised himself as a regular pair, so she probably wouldn't touch him.

He ended up staying in the drawer for longer than expected which wasn't so good for Mrs. Turner. When she did go into her underwear drawer, she instantly suspected her husband of pigging out, getting ill, and throwing up in there. "Don't deny it, you've done it before! The toilet exists for a reason! You could have done it on the floor if you had to!"

"I didn't!"

"Then who else threw up on my underwear!?"

As the two bickered on about who did it and who didn't, Cosmo poofed himself downstairs to the front desk, put a room down as taken under a fake name, and headed up there. He had been hoping to hide around Timmy's parents since around them was the last place they'd look, but his stomach was forcing him to change plans. He fell asleep for a few minutes until he felt his cellphone vibrating. He ignored it and turned it off. He wasn't going to be suckered into coming back by smooth talking Timmy or nagged at by his wife. Hopefully this sickness wouldn't kill him.

He ended up staying at the hotel for a couple of days with no site of Timmy or his wife. His stomach eventually settled down much to his delight. That meant no doctor for him and he could go home. Both would be mad at him, but it was worth it not to sit in that doctor's office. Once he got home, he found Timmy playing a video game while laying on his bed.

"Guess whose back!" grinned the fairy as he did a "jazz hands" pose.

"Cosmo!" Timmy jumped off the bed. "Where the hell have you been? Wanda, Chloe, and I have been looking everywhere for you!"

"I've been sitting out my illness, whatever it was, and I'm all better!" he smiled at the younger man. He looked around, nervous to see her again. "Where's Wanda?"

"Gone to the Artic. Apparently, she thinks you're with the penguins," he shrugged. "You should call her so we can…"

Cosmo interrupted the man by wrapping his arms around him and kissing him. "Let's not call her. I've been waiting to get better, so I can get back to you."

"In that case, we'd better…" without warning, Cosmo threw up his lunch all over Timmy's shirt. "AH!"

"T-timmy, I-I-I'm so sorry!" he apologized. "I didn't mean to! I-I…"

He had his arm grabbed. "Dammit Cosmo. You're going for sure now!"

Timmy quickly called up the fairy and she then took him to the doctor despite Cosmo's pleas to not go. Timmy meanwhile went to clean himself up. As he took a shower, he wondered why the man was still sick. It was probably something serious. He just hoped he hadn't caught it too and that Cosmo would get the help he needed. He stayed at the house, resuming his gaming for a few hours until both fairies came back. When they did, Wanda had the happiest look on her face while her husband looked nervous.

"Wanda, what's going on? What did the doctor say?"

"We're going to be parents!" she squealed. The brunette blinked at this statement. He wasn't quite sure that he heard her correctly. They were going to be what now?

"What? You mean you're pregnant?" He didn't see what this had to do with Cosmo's illness.

"Yes! I mean no. I'm not. Cosmo is," she gestured to the fairy.

"H-how is that even possible? Cosmo's a man!"

"We're fairies Timmy. Men carry the baby."

"I see. Well…congratulations," Timmy dared not say anything more than that as he avoided looking at the fairy. The two would have to talk about the man's pregnancy in privacy. He wasn't sure how to react to the news of the baby in the first place. That kid inside Cosmo had to be his child. There was no doubt about it. Wanda didn't know though. She thought it was her child. Still one couldn't rule her out since Cosmo probably still had sex with her sometimes.

"I've got to go spread the good news to my folks!" she beamed before frowning. "And I guess my mother-in-law. I'll see you boys later."

When she had left, the room was filled with awkward silence. Neither knew what to say to the other about the situation. Cosmo was the first to speak. "I guess you're wondering whose it is."

"I know it's mine," he sighed. "I just didn't know male fairies could get knocked up. I would've used protection."

"I didn't think I could get pregnant," said the fairy. "At least not by a human. This is going to be hard to explain to Jorgen."

"Why would you have to tell Jorgen?" It seemed odd that Cosmo would say that. "And why would that even be hard?"

"Have you ever wondered why Wanda and I don't have any children?"

"Because you obviously like dick."

"Timmy!" his cheeks turned bright red. "No! Okay how about this. Have you ever seen a fairy baby before?"

"No," he shook his head. "I just thought it was because it was you guys didn't think it was necessary since you basically live forever. Are you saying it's rare?"

"No. It's not allowed."

"What?"

"Yeah. It was after I was born," he laughed nervously as he rubbed the back of his head. "I was so much trouble they outlawed them."

Timmy had remembered stories from Cosmo and Wanda about Cosmo being terrible at magic, especially when he was a child. He didn't think it was that bad to the point where they outlawed having children because of him. "So, did was there a spell involved or…"

"Pretty much. Like I said, I didn't think you'd be able to get me pregnant. And I also said it because you're human. I haven't heard of a fairy getting pregnant by one. If it has happened, I haven't heard of it."

"Especially not with your godchild," pointed out Timmy. "Do you have to tell him?"

"Sooner or later he's going to find out," he sighed rubbing his forehead. "Timmy, what am I going to do?"

"Don't tell him about us," said Timmy.

"Do you think I'm crazy? It's against the rules, remember?" Oh Timmy remembered. In Da Rulez, it stated that a godparent must not enter a romantic/sexual relationship with their godchild. Timmy, at the time they first entered the relationship, had pointed out it never said an adult godchild, which he was. Timmy was extremely lucky to be keeping his godfather and godmother at the age of 18. This brought up another conflict. Eventually he was going to lose Cosmo and Wanda. This meant that he'd be leaving Cosmo with his baby. They'd just cross that bridge when they got to it.

"Not technically," Timmy stated. "I'm 18."

"Do you really think Jorgen'll care once he finds out?"

"Probably, but hey maybe the baby won't look like me," Timmy shrugged. "Look, we'll deal with it when it comes. Right now, just tell him I wished for the baby! There isn't anything about that in Da Rulez, right?"

Cosmo summoned the book and flipped through it. Luckily for them, there was no rule against it. "No. I guess he forgot to put it in there."

"Yeah and besides, what kid would wish for their fairy to have a baby when they're too busy dealing with kid stuff?"

"I guess," he put away the book. "So, um how do you feel about all this?"

"Weirded the hell out," he patted the bed next to him. Cosmo sat beside him and laid his head on his lover's shoulder. "I'm going to be a father and you a mom even though you're a man. No wonder you were sick."

"I know Chloe will be happy," Chloe, unlike Timmy, had often brought up the pair not having children. Her curiosity was brought out by Wanda saying how cute Chloe's cousin's baby was and how she wondered what their baby would look like. Wanda and Cosmo had tried explaining their situation to her, but she wouldn't hear any of it. She was constantly trying to get them "in the mood" or alone. Wanda wasn't comfortable with Chloe trying to get them to have sex and neither was Cosmo, especially since Cosmo would rather do it with Timmy instead.

"Oh yeah, the whole plot to get Wanda pregnant," Once Chloe had attempted Timmy to go without Cosmo, so they could have some alone time. When the brunette pointed out they had spent plenty time alone before, she told him that whenever they weren't granting wishes, they were probably sleeping from a busy day. That's why they didn't have children.

"Yeah. I guess I've better tell my mother," he sighed. Timmy grabbed his wand before he could poof away. "What are you…"

"You're not going anywhere," Timmy forced him to lay on the bed with him. "You've been gone for a long time. Just stay with me today, okay?"

"Sure," he buried his head into his lover's chest. "I don't feel like being held hostage at mom's place anyways."

Timmy chuckled softly. Admittedly he was right on that account. If his mother found out, she'd hold him in the house, claiming that Wanda wouldn't know how to take care of a pregnant man if her life was on the line. It was logical to think that as she was always going on about how Wanda didn't know how to cook, clean, keep her son happy, and how she was such a harpy. Once she found out Cosmo was having her grandchild, she'd be quick to keep in the house she should could care for him and keep him from accidentally hurting himself and the baby. Speaking of which, this meant that Timmy, Wanda, and Chloe would have to keep his eye on him during his pregnancy. While this meant no more secretive affairs for a while, but as long as their baby was safe…their baby. It still felt weird even thinking that. He wondered what the child would look like. Whatever it looked like, hopefully it didn't look too much like him or his parents.