Chapter 7: And you did that…..why?
"'well. look who's back from the dead."
I've been busy! You can't expect me to be in multiple places at once. I'm writing some of this during lunchtime at my school.
"so you couldn't have taken some time to add more during your time when you have no homework and you spend your life wasting away on your X-box, your 3DS, and reading other fanfics?"
Hey! I have another life. Don't involve yourself in it. Just read the disclaimer.
"fine. masterwizard does not own either rwby or undertale. and if he did, they would both suck."
Screw you, too. Anyway, back to the story.
P.S. Sorry for any grammar mistakes, OOCness and anything else that may make this story suck.
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Our protagonists have landed. Now they are to find teams and complete the initiation. Let's see who Sans will have on his team.
"gee. i wonder. it's not like the fact that the title of the story has acronyms containing the first letter of paps', undyne's, asgore's and my name is supposed to mean something or anything."
Shut up! Just go with it!
"anyway," Sans continued, "that guy with the weird glasses said that the people that we meet'll be on our team, so the first order of business is to find paps."
*Grrrrrr*
'grrrrrr?' Sans looked to where the growl had come from. He saw, coming out of the shadows, a pack of Grimm. There were five Beawolves, two Ursa, and a Deathstalker.
"alright. never mind. move that to the second order of business."
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"HAH! TAKE THAT YOU VILE BEASTS!" Meanwhile, Papyrus had run into a mob of Grimm on his own. He was surrounded by a dozen Beawolves, but he was currently doing pretty well for himself. Another one was charging him, but he sidestepped and materialized a bone that he drove into the monster's neck. It dropped dead and started to disintegrate.
"NYEH HEH HEH! YOU CONFOUNDED CREATURES DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST THE GREAT PAPYRUS!" He materialized another bone. "EN GUARDE!"
*With the power of transitioning, we can skip past the totally awesome fight scene. I mean, bruh. It was awesome. So much epic-ness happened. You totally should've seen it.*
"NYEH HEH HEH. THAT SHALL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH" Papyrus was now standing in the middle of a now open field with no one but him in it, striking a heroic pose, "THE GREAT PAPYRUS."
"that's right bro. messin' with you was their first mistake."
Papyrus looked over to where the voice came from and saw, "SANS. WE'RE TEAMATES NOW. GOODIE. "
"you bet, bro. but now that you beat those idiots, let's see who else is gonna be on our team."
"YES INDEED, SANS. LET'S."
They started walking forward to another clump of trees.
"WOWIE, SANS. WE'VE BARELY EVEN STARTED THE TEST AND I ALREADY FEEL LIKE WE'RE GOING TO PASS."
"if you're taking it, of course we'll pass. no doubt about it. now let's go."
Of course, Sans was already who he should team up with. 'let's see. i think i should start be finding undyne, first. that'll be nice. 'specially for paps.'
"let's go this way, bro." Sans pointed left of the way they were about to go.
"OK SANS. BUT WHY?"
"i just got a feeling. who knows? it might be a shortcut." 'when i make it one to undyne, that is.'
*Speaking of Undyne*
A noise was roaming through the forest as Undyne ran through it, her spear drawn. After her were a pair of giant Grimm, both King Taiju.
"Can't fight very well in this environment. Gotta get to an open plain." She said to herself. So far there was nothing but more trees in front of her. She looked this way and that to see if there was any light she could run toward and, with luck, find an open plain in which she could fight. The two giant snakes were getting closer, she could hear them. Then suddenly, to her right, she saw a bit of brighter sunlight. She instantly diverted her course toward that light. However, the snake on her left was close enough to get her. When she ran past it, it snapped its jaw in an attempt to kill her. Luckily, she was a very quick runner and it missed her by just a few inches. She darted out of the forest out to, to her delight, a fresh plain of short grass, which would be a perfect fighting environment. She slightly jumped out of the forest, so she landed with a somersault and ran to as far as the middle she could get. She turned to face the snakes, which by then had found their way out of the forest, their eyes fixed on Undyne.
"Alright. Come on!" She took a metal pole with a sharp-tipped cone on it. She pressed a button on the pole and it grew to eight feet and the sharp end started to hum until it turned into an electrified spear.
"Let's do this!" She charged forward to meet the snakes, "NGAHHHH!"
One of the snakes struck forward to bite Undyne. She met the bite by holding its jaw open, the top with her left arm, and the bottom with her right leg, stamping her foot down as hard as she could. With its mouth wide open, she drove the tip of her spear into the top part of his head. Almost as soon as she inserted her spear into its head, she immediately took it out and jumped back.
The snake dropped dead as she jumped back about a yard and prepared herself for an attack from the other one. When the first snake dropped dead and started to disintegrate, the other one reeled back and prepared to strike. She quickly brought herself to a defensive stance. The snake charged forward, but the before the attack even got close to her, a large ball of fire struck the snake's head from its left side. Both the snake and Undyne looked to the side and saw a blur running towards the pair at an astonishing speed until it got up right in front of the snake and a weapon impaled a point in its neck and out of the other side came a big pillar of fire. When the fire disappeared, there was a huge, scorching hole in its neck, and it fell down dead and started to disintegrate. It was then that Undyne saw that the weapon was a trident, and on the other side of that trident…..
"Asgore?" Undyne stood from her defensive stance.
"Oh! Hello, Undyne." Asgore smiled.
"That was awesome! I've never seen you do that before!"
"Well," Asgore sheepishly scratched the back of his head with the hand that wasn't holding his trident (See what I did there? Sheepishly.), "I've never done it before on an actual living target. It was kind of awesome."
"Well, we saw each other, so I guess that means we're both on the same team."
"Yes, I suppose we are." Asgore agreed.
"then that means we're all on the same team." The pair heard a voice from the other side of the field from the forest. They looked and saw none other than Sans and Papyrus.
"UNDYNE!" Papyrus exclaimed.
"Papyrus!" Undyne mirrored.
"Sans!" Asgore smiled.
"asgore!" Sans replied.
Me!
"shut up. no one cares about you." Sans said to me. I looked at the readers. This coming from the character that depends on my imagination for his very existence. Anyway….
They all met each other in the middle of the field.
"WOWIE! WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME TEAM. HOW AWESOME."
"yeah, awesome. it's not like you made me take a shortcut to undyne and had asgore join her before I got here because you wanted to gather the team together because it's convenient to the story or anything like that." Sans whispered. Okay! Seriously, Sans? Just go with it and stop nitpicking.
"hard not to nitpick at something that sticks out like a stick in a haystack. heck, even this fourth wall-breaking conversation is bad writing." Well, then stop having it and don't start it in the first place. Anyway, these four protagonists were now united. Let's see how some of our other four are holding up.
*With the power of transitioning, we can skip to the part where we'll soon meet the other team that's gonna meet up.*
"This test is stupidly easy." Flowey said to himself. He had just killed a Beawolf and was currently dragging out some green vines with red spikes on them out of the dead body. "Honestly," he muttered as the vines retracted back into the hand where they had sprouted from, "why am I even here?" The only real reason I signed up for this crap was 'cause those other idiots were and I thought I would've had nothing better to do. Now I can think of a dozen things better to do than to bother myself with killing these extremely weak mindless creatures." He started walking, thinking to himself, 'Ah, well. Nowhere to go but forward. Let's just get a team and get this over with.' But very soon, he wished he had walked a different direction, for out of the side of his line of sight came none other than Chara herself. Her knife was out and she was currently wiping some blood off of it with a white rag. She stopped in place when she and Flowey saw each other.
"No." Chara said, "No no no no no. You've got to be kidding me."
"Ah, great. I was just thinking about finding a team and now I wish I hadn't. Now we're stuck with each other." Flowey said.
"Unbelievable." Chara sheathed he now clean knife and tossed away the rag. Then an idea occurred to her. "I have an idea, weed."
"You? Have an idea? There's a first."
"Oh, shut up." She scrunched her eyebrows at Flowey, "Here, listen. No one else is here. No one can see us. We're all alone. I think it's obvious as to what we're both able do."
"If you're suggesting what I think you're suggesting, I might just kill myself right here and now."
"Let's get away from each other and pretend we never saw each other." She said.
"Oh. Okay. Good. Man, I was totally thinking about something else."
"You got your way, I'll go mine and we won't have to be on the same team."
"Sounds like a plan." Flowey agreed.
"Who's making a plan?" A voice came from the forest to the side of Chara and Flowey. They both looked to where it came from, the latter looking confused, the former looking disappointed because she recognized the voice. When Flowey saw who it was, he grew disappointed, too, because the one who came out was none other than Frisk himself.
"Frisk," Chara smiled, hiding her disappointment, "it's you. Here. With me and the weed."
"Chara. Flowey. I've seen you both. And I see that you've both seen each other. So that means we're all on the same team. Awesome." Frisk smiled.
"Yeah. Awesome." Flowey shared a look with Chara, understanding the situation.
"Well no that we're all on a team together, let's go finish the test and see who else is gonna be on our team." Frisk smiled and started to go forward.
Before they followed, Chara and Flowey stayed back for a couple of seconds to mutualize.
"Okay, we're stuck with each other," Chara said, "but let me be clear: I'm not gonna like you. Quite the opposite in fact. I am still determined to hate you."
"Trust me, psycho," Flowey said, "the feeling's mutual. I hate you, too. Just as much as you hate me, if not more, as I've stated about a thousand times."
Chara frowned, "When's your next attitude swing, you weed?"
"What attitude swing?"
"Boo." Chara said smoothly as she did her scary face.
"Ah!" Flowey quickly put his arms up in defense and turned his head away with her eyes closed, "Please don't hurt me! I'm sorry!"
"That's better." Chara nodded, "Now come on! Let's get this crap over with."
"Y-yes ma'am." Flowey nodded and followed Chara as she jogged to catch up with Frisk.
*With the power of transitioning, we can skip a whole bunch of stuff that went down*
*At that place where they put those chess pieces*
"LOOK. THERE ARE CHESS PIECES OVER THERE." Papyrus and the others walked out into a clearing and saw a place that looked like a ruin platform. There were multiple table/pillar-like structures, each of them having a different chess piece.
"The headmaster said something along the lines of finding certain items. It makes sense that these should be the items." Asgore said.
"I smell someone saying something obvious." They all turned around to see where the voice came from and saw Chara, Frisk, and Flowey. It was Chara who was talking," What was the obviousness about?"
"I wasn't being obvious." Asgore seemed offended, " I was merely making an observation"
Sans brightened up, "then would you say it was-"
"SANS." Papyrus could already sense the pun.
"- an "obvious-ation"?" Sans had a huge grin on his face.
A huge groan erupted from everyone except Frisk, who was the only one giggling. Unfortunately, their reactions were cut short by a shout that came from the forest, "FIRST WAVE INCOMING!"
They all looked to where the voice had come from. What they saw was a white-clothed figure running out of the forest. About a second later, they saw an entire hoard of Grimm chasing him.
"Bro!" Asgore shouted, "How in the world!"
"Yeah. I may or may not have stumbled onto a nest and made them angry!" He replied. He ran past and looked at Chara, "Hey, Chara" He quickly waved.
"Asriel, you have to be one of the most stupidest-" Then she stopped. Just stopped. In her mind, she played back Asriel's greeting multiple times, each time going in slow motion.
"Hey, Chara."
"Heyyy, Charrraaa."
"Heyyyyyy, Chaaarrrrrraaaaa."
Asriel had crossed eyes with her.
She quickly did the math. Papyrus, Asgore, Undyne, and Sans were on a team with each other. She'd met eyes with Flowey first, and that was when Frisk showed up. That was when they became a trio, with just one more person to join their team. Asriel was now her teammate. Asriel. The ridiculously-clothed, ridiculously-grinning, and even more ridiculously-acting goat Faunus was on her team.
"FOX-DAMMIT!"
"Language, Chara!" Frisk exclaimed. She didn't even care.
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So, we have our teams. Now we have only to continue the storyline. If you like what you see, then consider following that sexy name above and that beautiful review button down below to let me know what you think. MasterWizard out. Stay determined.