Hey Guys! So I told my friend about this idea and she said... well it would ruined the story :P

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Disclaimer: Fairy Tail is own by the amazing and badass Hiro Mashima who made us all hate and love him at the same time! The feels man, the feels! XD

"Hey guys! Check it out!" Mira called after receiving a package from a popular magic store. "I just got the newest magic items in all of Fiore! They're a guarantee to work at the highest quality!" She put the box on a guild table and the members of Fairy Tail gathered as she opened it to show numerous different bottles, little boxes and knick knacks inside.

"Woah! Look at all this stuff!" Lucy said amazed while the other members shared their opinion and amazement

"Look at this one!" Wendy said reaching down to pick up a lacrima that shined different colours when it's hit by the light

"So pretty!" Wendy gasped "Indeed" Carla agreed, flying next to her

"That one is used for parties. It's more brighter when light is hitting it directly and it's dark. It goes with this music lacrima as well" Levy explained, showing her the music lacrima

"Cool!" Wendy beamed, Carla smiling and nodded her head in agreement

"Carla Look!" turning curiously to find Happy coming to her with what looks like a fish shape lacrima that smells like, what'd do you know, Fish.

"Isn't it neat!It's a fish shape lacrima that smells like delicious fish!" Happy said showing it to her. "Why did they even make something like that?!" Carla said covering her nose like some of the other guild members.

"Oh My!" Erza said and picked up something in the box and held it close to her face "It's a cake shape lacrima that smells of delicious strawberry cake! My prays have been answered!" Erza said smelling it like a drug along with Happy with his fish lacrima "Aye!" Happy breathed out

"I think... they were the reasons it was made..." Lucy said sweat dropping at them with Carla, Wendy and Levy. "You think...?" Carla said

"Look here is one more box!" Lisanna said walking carefully to the table and opened it once it was down safely. They started taking out the items inside when two male arms grabbed two bottles before they were checked.

"What you'd say Ice Pick?!"

"You're dumber than you're letting on Fire Dits!"

The two males, if you haven't already guessed it, Natsu and Gray, threw the little bottles at each other and hit them both straight in the chest

"Damn, It's Glass! Now I'm all scraped up thanks to you, Ash Brains!" Gray scowled at Natsu who smashed his head into his. "How is this my fault, Frostbite?! Try wearing a shirt once in awhile!"

"You're one to talk! All you're wearing is an opened vest! Couldn't you have weared your closed one?!"

"I can close my vests if I wanna! You on the other hand-!"

"ENOUGH!" Erza shouted, grabbing the two boys' heads and smashing them together, leaving them lying on the floor with a huge animated bump on their heads that smoked a little "You're ruining the lovely smell of strawberries!" Erza said, eyes sparkling as she held the lacrima up again.

"Shouldn't you be worrying about something else, Erza?" Levy said worriedly but still with a 'that's-all-you're-thinking-of?' tone. "We didn't get to check the bottles before you thrown them, something bad could happen" Lisanna said worriedly. "The bottles didn't have a label on them so it's not like you could have telled in the first place" Gray shrugged after they got up. "But they had a symbol on the bottle that said what the are and for the little part that I saw it was supposed to be used carefully" Mira explain and Gray went paled and looked down at his chest that was covered with blue and some highlights of purple liquid. "Gah! Get this thing off me!" Gray shouted as he tried to wipe off the liquid with his hands while Natsu just looked at him like he was an idiot which he thought he was and didn't do anything to get rid of the pink with green highlight liquid on his bare chest.

"Here Gray-sama!" Juvia came up to him with a white towel and started rubbing his chest, blushing "Wait a minute..." Juvia stared at his chest then sniffed it. "What the hell Juvia?! Don't sniff me!" Gray pushed her away with his hands on her shoulders and Juvia giggled a little. "What's so funny?" Gray questioned with a raised brow. "It's not just a potion that you thrown" Juvia smiled and their friends looked at her questionably "It's ladies perfume that you've thrown at each other" she laughed and everyone burst out laughing. "WHAT?!" Gray and Natsu shouted trying to get the perfume off.

Lucy sniffed the air by Natsu and started laughing harder "You smell nice Natsu. So feminine" Lucy giggled "Oi! Not Funny!" Natsu shouted then he picked up on two males laughing that irritation the shit out of him. "Now you smell like you act now Dickheads!" Laxus laughed. "Salamander's hair was girly enough! Now he smells like one! Guess you're now Sal-ly-mander!" Gajeel laughed out and their laughters got louder as they had to hang on to each other to stop from falling off their seats.

"Basssstarrrrrdssssss!" Natsu growled out as his head started to smoke. "Just go to the showers to wash it off Natsu" Lucy giggled. "No Way! If I go out here smelling like this, I'll have to move from Magnolia!" he fought back. "She meant the showers in the guild Flame Tard" Gray sighed out with a 'so-stupid' tone with a face that complemented it. "Oh Yea! Great Idea Luce!" Natsu smiled toothy at her. "No prob, Sallymander!" she joked with a little blush on her face. "Luuucce!" Natsu growled out, chasing her all over the guild.

*Time Skip!*

"I smell like a man again!" Natsu grinned as he stretched his hands over his head, sitting in his seat next to Lucy and Happy seated on the table. "So when's the wedding?" Gajeel asked from Levy side and made Gray spit out the water he was drinking in some random guy's face from the seat on Levy's right with Juvia next to him. "What the hell are you talking about dumbass?" Natsu said exasperated, pulling his hands down on the table as he leaned forward a bit. "Well Sally and Frosty took a shower together, didn't they? You even skipped the date" Gajeel smirked as they gave him a death killing glare.

"Weren't you supposed to be training or something?" Natsu grumbled. "Weren't you supposed to be training as well?" Gajeel retorted back. "Woah woah woah! What do you guys mean 'training'?" Lucy question shock.

"Didn't Sallymander tell ya? He wants to do some dragon slayers' training to get stronger. So insensitive Sally"He shock is head

"Quit calling me that Jackass!" Natsu shouted at him

"I like that name, it suits you" Gray smirked

"Not think you're getting off easy, Grayly" Gajeel smirked.

"Hey!"

"Someone Tell Me What's Going On!" Lucy shouted and silents them. "A discussion about 'how different humans and dragons are' came up randomly in the guild as they were trying to compare our dragon slayers with the ones in the stories and from what we've heard for you guys" Levy explained pointing out the dragon slayers next to them from her seat in front of Lucy with a book. "And?" Lucy urged "Well the only time that they really remind us of dragons are when they used Dragon Force and Sting and Rogue are the only dragon slayers we know that can activate it of free will" Levy said and before she could continue Natsu bursted in.

"So we're going to do some hardcore training to active Dragon Force! I ain't letting anyone beat me in anything and that includes using Dragon Force!" Natsu said proudly and Lucy frowned. "When were you planning on telling me?"

"Today"

"When were you suppose to be leaving?"

"Tomorrow morning"

"Baka! You're supposed to tell me before hand! Way to go Natsu, you just won an award for best partnership!" Lucy said sarcastically

"Really?!" Natsu beamed

"You really are an idiot..." Lucy sigh. "Oi! Don't call me that! It hurts, ya know!" Natsu pouted. "Yet you get called that by the guys everyday" Lucy said. "That's different, guys are guys and girls are girls. Really different!" He explained "Oh?" Lucy raised a brow but before she could continue, "Well I'm turning in early!" Natsu stood up "I need lots of sleep before going hard and beating Gajeel tomorrow! Night!" Natsu ran out of the guild with Happy following behind "Bastard! Like hell he's going to beat me! I'm going to!" Gajeel ran out as well ,Pantherlily following behind, without saying goodbye. "Some friends we have, huh?" Levy sighed. "No kidding" Lucy sighed as well "Hey what do they mean by 'beating'?" Lucy question. "They said they're meeting up first but going separate ways after" Levy explained. "Oh" Lucy said before Wendy came.

"What are you guys doing tomorrow since they're leaving?" Wendy asked as she took a seat where Natsu was sitting, Carla on the table. "Well I was going to go on a job but that will have to hold of a while" Lucy sighed. "Why can't you do a solo mission?" Erza asked sitting where Gajeel was, placing the strawberry scented lacrima in front of her. "I can but" Lucy paused. "But?" Levy pushed "But it doesn't feel the same, you know? We've been doing missions ever since I've joined and although he's always over do it, it would just feel like something is missing" she explain looking at her hands on her lap. "You guys got pretty close, huh?" Erza smiled and Lucy nodded. "Will we be expecting little dragon slayers soon?" Levy smirked and Lucy snapped her head up "Like Hell! Don't give me that now!" Lucy hissed and Levy laughed "Geez you're sounding more and more like Gajeel" Lucy grumbled and Levy stopped laughing and blushed.

Now it was Lucy's turn to smirk. "Well well, what do we have here? Levy, are we expecting little dragon slayer babies soon" Lucy smirked, resting her chin on the back of her right hand where her guild mark is, elbow on the table. "Don't you start!" Levy shouted blushing redder and Lucy laughed. "Give me a break, the two of you are like female versions of them now" Gray grumbled, hand holding up his head "Every dragon slayer has their bookworm, huh?" he sighed "Shut Up!" they shouted simultaneously.

As the night went on, they all say their goodbyes and left for their homes but what they didn't know is that something will change, both in image and their lives.

Tadaa! I think I'm going to write the next chapter now! XD

Now the girl names I came up for Natsu and Gray was something I came up with on the spot. In fact, this whole thing I'm coming up on the spot!

I'm taking a pause on my other story although I just started. I'm not stopping tho, I just wanted to do this longer plus... okay I'm going to write the next chapter so I can say what I wanna say!

This was suppose to be nalu but this great idea of them being an idiot came in my head! You usually see stories where an enemy comes and change them or something but I wanted something different and there is a number of things they could have done to get out of the situation so I'm going to fill that in so you wouldn't be shouting at the screen like I always do! XD

Hey Mir Mir Onee-chan! (my friend I met on a game nickname) I know you wanted me to tell you when it first came out so you can give the first review but let's see if you are the first! Hehehe! XD

Bye Bye~! Stay smiling!