Hello everyone ! I'm publishing this story which is a translation of the one writted in french, as a reviewer requested it to be turned in english.

English is not my mother so I apologize for the mistakes. Also, I'm not an expert in babies so some things may not be realistic.

Hope you'll enjoy it ^^

Some stories begin quite oddly. Some you'll never imagine to live, but you don't regret. So it was for Krul Tepes and some of her own when her path crossed that of Yuuichiro Amane. The day begun as normally as possible for the vampire queen. Usually Krul was made to bring her meals, a carafe of blood and a crystal glass. The third progenitor rarely went outside. However, she also liked to hunt. Krul pulled a white cape. Vampires can face the sun but under certain conditions: white clothes to reflect sunlight with a pattern to protect them from the sun. Contact lenses to hide the red eyes, and ears hidden by her hair. Once dressed, the sovereign took the path to the outside.

Humans sailed crowd as usual. It would be spoiled for choice. But much to take her time. Krul walked for a while, away from the center of the city. She wrinkled her nose at the smell of fuel generated by vehicles. How could humans stand it ? She remembered the time when all these means of transport does not exist. The air was so much more breathable. And these buildings ... they disfigured the landscape. Once, one saw the skyline whichever way one turned. Vast stretches of grass. Finally, vampires do not lacked food and had places to hide.

The steps of the vampire led to the park. Aaaah now that's a nice place! Many mothers walked their children. Krul salivated. Young blood. The adult was also good in general, more mature. What to choose, what to choose. Brown eyes through the lenses swept the space before her. She just needed one of them walks away. What the knowing, could last. The queen was in no hurry. Krul sat on an empty bench. Half an hour passed during which she watched each small family before her. Children sliding down a slide, playing in the sandbox, chasing one after the other. Suddenly, her attention focused. There. A woman pushing a baby carriage that was leaving. A smile appeared: the hunt was on. Krul got up and quietly followed the woman with the stroller.

The latter left the park. She crossed the street and went to the right. Kurl was following, approaching more and more. The vampire was only a few meters when the duo came under a bridge. The woman went on her way just thinking what she believed was a child oncoming. Krul had indeed exceeded from outside the bridge. Suddenly, she grabbed the wrist of the woman, pushed her away from the stroller with unusual strength seen her size, and clapped her prey against a wall.

" What's wrong with you ?!" exclaimed the adult.

Krul just opened her mouth, revealing abnormally long canines. The woman round eyes at the sight. The word vampire crossed her mind, fear rushed. Too late. The fangs were from puncturing the flesh. She felt sucking, totally paralyzed. Krul took her blood quota and released the woman collapsed.

"Hmm? Already dead? Not very strong this human." she noted with detachment.

She threw back a long pink hair that fell into the stroller. A child's laughter echoed. Two small hands came to seize the hair, then began to separate and cross hair. A small head appeared, and then spent the hair behind his back. Krul took no notice and began walking away. She suddenly felt a weight in her hair that stuck out her head. A baby babble followed.

"What the ?!" exclaimed the vampire, turning quickly.

Error, because the sudden movement tore up the wide wick which hung a child. It whirled with a delighted laugh, swaddling in pink mane and found himself pinned against the back of the vampire.

" Get the hell out of here !"

Krul tried to grab the toddler while turning. The little one for its part, crawled on her back. Tepes ducked, sending her hair before, hoping to seize her surprise guest. She felt a weight bouncing on her head before being suspended in the face.

"Oooouuuch !"

"Gwahahaha !" was replied.

Then returning the parcel behind, she felt it downright ride on her back. In fact, the little one got more tangled. Oh damn ! She finally caught something. Krul pulled before moaning. It was stuck. The vampire had a human child stuck in her hair. And quite well. Krul let her hands fall, tired. She had no choice, she needed help. Well then, time to return to the capital.

Krul was back at the gates of her city. She checked the entry. The child behind babbled, and she dared not imagine what state he was putting her hair in. She passed quickly, without being seen by guards and stopped near a staircase.

"Wihihi !"

" Hush !"

If anyone ever learned that she had a baby in the hair ... well. Krul went out like a shadow in the streets of Sanguinem. Who could take away this thing ... she advanced with velvet between two houses. Krul pondered who to ask for help. An ordinary vampire might chat. In fact, a noble too. The queen sighed. It was going to be something this story. The next time she would choose a man. Or a single woman.

" Wawawaaah !"

"Did you hear that ?" said a guard.

Krul froze. Stupid kid he'll give her away ! Krul decamped immediately, quickly and rushed away. She stopped, back against a home, lacking crush the baby. She closed her eyes. But how was she going to get out of this …

"Your Highness ?" she heard.

Krul opened her eyes to discover Crowley Eusford behind a fence. The fence of the house against which she was leaning. She stared at him a moment. As well be him, as long as she's freed from her capillary burden quickly.

" Crowley Eusford, nice to have you here. I have a mission for you." said Krul, coming of the wall.

The redhead looked at her coming to him, questioningly.

"Wat can I do for you ?"

When the queen opened her mouth, childish noise came out. Crowley rounded eyes: did Krul just made a baby noise ? The latter closed his eyes wearily. She then told him to bring her inside of the redhead's mansion. In the living room, she turned her back.

"Could you take that off me ?"

Crowley then noticed small movements from a hair ball. He thought he even distinguish a pair of eyes. He blinked at the phenomenon. The progenitor approached the sovereign and spread the strands to discover ... a baby. A little boy with black hair and big green eyes, a green t-shirt and overalls. The baby made a sound thrilled by discovering the vampire, who was completely dumbfounded.

" Err … excuse me but what are you doing with a baby in the hair ?" asked Crowley.

" I had maternity cravings. Can't you see he's stuck you idiot ?" retorted Krul.

" What I meant was how did he get in here ?" corrected Crowley.

Krul sighed deeply.

" No idea. What I know is that it's better not to leave one's hair near a baby. Well then, will you take him away from me ?"

" Well … I think the best option is to cut everything."

Krul's eyes narrowed in a look that would have wet his pants to his congener had he been facing.

"Crowley Eusford. If you ever cut even a single hair, I mow you like a sheep. " she warned quietly.

"Very well, as you command." sighed the noble.

Patiently, Crowley began to unravel the pink mane. The baby on his side, waved his feet and threw it abruptly. It even reached the hands of the vampire, making him slip a bit. Eusford continued his hairdresser work. When Yuu had a free hand, he grabbed a strand on which he drew a sharp blow.

"Ouch !"

" Sorry, he caught one."

Crowley freed the strand.

"Aaaah !" protested the little one.

But the vampire took no notice of his displeasure, and continued. Krul gritted teeth when Yuu gave him shots heels. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity the noble withdrew the child. Krul launched a relieved ah, and turned to find this human who had bonded well. Yuuichiro laughed again, then grabbed the red strands in front of him.

" Aaaah ! No let go !" exclaimed Crowley.

The baby pulled hair. The vampire squealed and tried to push the kid.

" I think he took a liking on you." commented Krul, smothing her hair.

She winced suddenly feeling of moisture there. Crowley flickered away. The noise alerted his aides who ran. Both froze when discovering their master struggling with a baby.

" LET GO OF ME YOU STUPID LIVESTOCK !" shouted Eusford.

All in vain, he held it well, hands closed on the red handles. Finally, Horn Skuld marched to the aid of his master. She grabbed Yuu and pulled back.

" No no no ! Don't pull don't pull !" said Crowley.

Alas, if it was not the vampire who pulled it was the baby.

" Hold on my lord, almost done !" said Skuld, seeing strands slipping through the baby's fingers.

Crowley replied with an insult little worthy of his rank, until finally he could stand up. The baby was still holding hair fragments.

"Yawoo !" he commented.

Crowley watched in horror the hair that the child just snatched.

"Oi you damn brat ! Got any idea how much time I spend every morning, taking care of that splendid hair ? Huh ?" he exclaimed.

"Splendid hair huh ? You learn something every day." ironized Krul.

" In the meantime, please take this ... thing and leave my house! " resumed Eusford doing anabout face.

Big mistake. For he sent his long braid flying. Braid that did not fail to seize on Yuuichiro, and hang it. Horn understood only too late that the baby was escaping her hands. Crowley leaned back under the weight of the child. He turned abruptly, turning Yuu in a club. Krul ducked when he was sent to her.

" Wiiiih !" gushed the child.

" I got him I got him !" said Chess Belle.

Except that she took the kid's bottom right on the face.

" Get it off me !" exclaimed Crowley.

He missed whack Horn Skuld, before managing to bring the little one ahead. The vampire withdrew his braid from the hands of the child, and put him down. Where he could catch nothing. Then he heaved a sigh of relief. Yuu in turn, passed in quadruped mode and went out and about. Chess signaled that he was going, what Crowley agreed. Good, let this hair killer go. CRASH ! All heads turned to see a beautiful lamp on the floor, with a shattered foot.

"!"

Yuu chewed the cord, eyes exploring the place. Eventually he left. He came to a curtain on which he visibly tried to climb. The tissue was torn and he fell on his butt, under the stunned gaze of vampires. Yuu came out from under the tissue. Passing by an armor, he stumbled over and his bottom hit the legs. The armor fell into a terrible crash.

" Waaaaah ! He's gonna wreck the entire house !" threw Crowley.

And go catch the child. Yuu passed under a table between the chairs and even below. The last one fell. Crowley barred his way, reaching out to take him. Yuu turned around quickly and went back under the table, not without a chuckle. What a nice game ! He saw the feet of Eusford's aid. Yuu trotted toward Horn Skuld which he seized swathes of dress.

" Eeeeek !" she said, backing away.

"Yahahahaha !"

Riiiiip ! Yuu fell to the ground, leaving the vampire's legs in the air and red cheeks. Hop under the table. Crowley slipped after him. The latter flanked him the piece of white cloth, trophy took on Horn, in the face. He took the opportunity to slip away. When that Chess Belle managed to grab him by the overalls he replied with a hair grab. It's very effective, and the progenitor immediately beat a retreat. Yuu's hand closed over the void.

"Where is he ?" asked Crowley, outgoing and putting the white tissue away.

He saw the tablecloth slipping slowly, then quickly resulting in a crystal cup to get close to the edge of the table. The red one dived to catch the precious artifact. Horn and Chess plunged to apprehend the baby, and banged their head. Yuu sped towards a corridor leading to the weapons room and lined with armors. Crowley ran after him, then began his height to catch him.

" WAAAH !" he shouted when an axe fell one centimeter away from his nose.

He stood up hurriedly, falling back. Yuu for his part, had stood up against an armor and tapped on it. He then gripped the shield that unhooked, and the arm of the armor with it. Eusford put one knee behind him, thinking he could finally get him. The baby thought he had a nice rattle, bright and large. He began to shake the forearm armor, which was still holding his hand. As a result, Crowley took it straight on the face. Yuu then sent his toy in the rest of the armor, like the legs, causing the fall of the object on none other than the vampire. Eusford received the helmet on the head.

He opened the visor to see Yuu knock all armors on his way, and dismantle them in joy and good humor, taking it as a helmet on the saddle. And he continued.

"Shit ! The weapons room" swore Crowley.

He got up and threw the helmet before running to the place, followed by his aides.

"Gazoo !"

Yuu knocked the furniture spears, sent his rattle against a sword that tinkled to the floor. He retrieved the arm of armor and swung it against a window that exploded. The three vampires watched the scene mouth open in an expression of shock. Yuu sat down to remove his helmet.

"I'm going !" said Horn, taking advantage of this moment of calm.

Yuu hit a moment the helmet to the ground, then raised his arms and escaped the object behind him, right on the face of the blonde.

" Agaagaaaa " he commented, delighted with this result.

He left again. Crowley hit his forehead. But what the hell was this kid ? He made another armor drop, from which he took the foot this time.

The noble came near the baby and grabbed him at the waist. Yuu waved the metal foot, and Crowley moved away when he dropped the object.

" Ow !" said Chess, behind.

"Gotcha ! I'm taking you back to the queen and you're going the hell out of here !" exclaimed Crowley.

The baby opened his mouth and closed it on Crowley's nose.

" Yuck !"

Hearing not anymore noise, Krul thought the vampires had to catch the baby. Indeed, she saw her congeners coming back in a strange state. Crowley wore the little one under one arm.

"You got him." she simply said.

"Not without difficulty. He put an impossible mess, then I ask you to take him back and leave my house! " Crowley replied, waving the little ahead.

A roar from the child's stomach followed this sentence. Yuu looked down at his stomach and...

" UUUUAAAAAAH !"

All the vampires clogged their ears, except for Crowley who could only clog one. He was holding Yuu at one arm.

« I think he is hungry ! » yelled Chess.

" And does he have to yell for that ?" replied Crowley.

"I'm going to bring his baby-buggy, there must be everything we need in it." announced Krul.

And she just disappeared before anyone adds a word. The queen came to where laid the body of the mother and the stroller. Krul fumbled the bag below, revealing layers, a thermos and bottle. She sniffed the contents of the thermos.

"Looks like this is it. Let's bring back everything, who knows what we'll need." She said.

She lifted the stroller and then returned. At the Eusford the mansion, they endured the cries of the baby with a jaded air. Krul was back, wincing on the volume of decibels. She put the stroller, then took the bag. Chess came to help. They took the thermos, then looked. How was the baby supposed to drink what was in it ?

"It must be there, let's search." advocates Krul.

They found the diapers, three pacifiers, cleaning wipes, a rattle, a bib, and finally the baby bottle. Krul examined it. It was the only container, but she still does not see how the small one could drink his milk. Meanwhile, she unscrewed the dug and Chess Belle poured milk. Krul observed the pacifier : should she put it back or not ? She concluded that yes, because otherwise he would overthrow the milk on him. This done, she approached Yuu. Crowley dropped his arms to him at her height, and Krul shoves the pacifier in the mouth. The baby stopped crying to suckle.

"So this is how it works." she said.

Seeing that Yuu laid hands on the baby bottle, Krul dropped it. Of course it fell to the ground and the small one began to cry again. Quickly the vampire returned it to him. Yuu quietly emptied his bottle.

"Yuuichiro." said suddenly Chess.

She held a small jeans on which was inscribed the name of the child. The baby bottle fell to the ground again.

" I think he should lie down, he's trying to breath while drinking, and it's not easy for him with his milk." advised Horn.

Crowley blinked, then watched the baby tending hands to his bottle. He brought his arm against him, making sure to keep his hair out of reach. Once the child is stalled, Krul returned the milk for him to end it. Finally, the child pulled the pacifier from his mouth, looking satiated. Crowley retrieved the bottle and placed it on the coffee table. Yuu burped, heavy eyelids. By the time the vampire understands the little one closed his eyes.

" Hey don't make yourself at home !" he commented.

The baby had laid his cheek against the noble's chest. Crowley wanted to put him away, but the small one grabbed his index finger in the hand and closed it. Vampires women felt blush. The scene was just lovely.

"So are you take him back or what ?" asked the redhead.

" Not now, he could yell again." Responded Krul.

"Eh ? But what am I going to do ?"

" You wait for him to awake."

Crowley rose his head. Hell yeah ! That was a good one. It was she who brought him back and it was he who did all the work. The vampire decided to sit. The child's cheek slipped on his skin. Yuu was sound asleep, still holding the vampire's finger who dared not move. This kid had almost screw up his ears, let's just spare the one left. Krul flashed a big smile. Still, it was too cute stuff. Eusford asked his aides to go tidy up the mess a little. He relaxed legs and swung his head back.

"By the way, what are you going to do with this baby ?" he asked.

" Take him back to the humans of course. But I got to admit that the role of father suits you well, Crowley."

The latter blushed like crazy, then looked away. A minute later, his ruby fell on Yuu, peacefully asleep against him. It was not so bad as long as he was quiet. Chess Horn and Horn Skuld returned three hours later, their task completed. Just when Yuu awoke. He looked up at Crowley and touched his face. The baby smiled happily when their eyes met. The noble rose and went to give the baby to his queen. Krul put Yuu back in his stroller and went after thanking the trio. The vampire trudged in Sanguinem, avoiding her peers as much as possible. Yuu played with baubles hanging on the stroller. He smiled when his gaze crossed Krul. So that she finally smiled back at him. Finally, she returned to the surface. The vampire returned to the park with the intention of leaving the stroller there so a human can get the little one.

She arrived next to a tree, then release the stroller and left. Yuu continued his game without worrying about the world.

In the evening, Krul was outside again. She decided to see if the baby had been retrieved. Approaching the park, she heard crying. But ...

"What does that mean ? No one took you ?" she exclaimed, discovering the stroller at the exact same place.

She approached. The park was deserted now. Yuu was crying all the tears in his body. He held out his hands towards Krul as to beg her to help. The vampire looked at him, sighed and then picked him out his stroller.

"Uuuuugh ! What is that smell ?!"

It was coming from the baby. Krul looked what to do. The child had a problem to smell that bad. It seemed to come from his pants. The vampire lied him down again, and then undid the overalls. A diaper. There was some in the bag, if she remembered well. The vampire took a clean one, then opened the baby's one. She grimaced and coughed before the smell. No, she could not do that, she had never felt such a stench. But faced with pleading eyes, Krul gave up. She took a deep breath, quickly removed the diaper and threw it in the trash first coming. Yuu calmed down, happy to be rid.

" Ohm … now what ?" asked Krul.

Maybe she should clean him. Ah yes, the wipes. Krul continued, therefore, cleaned and then put a diaper on the kid. Who thanked her with a cheerful babble. The vampire sighed. Humans do not seem to want to take care of their own offspring. Okay, the boy was a walking disaster from what she had seen in Crowley's house, but he did not mean to. And then ... he was cute though. After debating with herself which lasted fully five minutes, Krul made her decision. She grabbed the stroller and brought Yuu to Sanguinem. Naturally, she did it quietly. The sovereign brought him back to her room, then took the baby out of his stroller and laid him on the ground.

Yuu observed the place with curiosity, then decided to satisfy this curiosity empirically. Krul who already have experience of this technique, followed step by step. Little Yuu went under the bed, came out and went to the side curtains. When pulled over, the vampire stopped him. Yuu protested and took back the fabric. Krul insisted, and he was about to break into tears. Panicked, she looked for how to defuse the conflict. Finally she handed him his rattle. Yuu snorted, then accepted the exchange. He spent a moment shaking his toy. Krul checked what else she could give to him. She pulled out a flat stuffed rabbit. It was actually a flat square tissue with a rabbit head at the end.

The vampire set it aside. She pulled the three pacifiers. Were they used for eating ? But where was staying the food ? Yuu approached her and pulled her dress. When he had her attention, he reached toward the pacifier. Krul then crouched, and gave him. Yuu took it in the mouth and walked a little further. Well, what else had she ? The stuff on the stroller okay, a rubber giraffe and that was it. Yeah, she might have to go in search of others. Meanwhile, she resolved to go to look for a glass of blood. Krul opened the door and froze. And him, how was she supposed to feed him ? Milk remained but it would not last. Speakin of which, she heard a rumble. The queen dive to the thermos, filled the bottle while Yuu grimaced and quickly gave him.

"Just in time." she sighed.

The third progenitor left her room, careful to close the door. When she returned, Yuu was still sitting quietly on the floor, the bottle empty. Krul came to him and took him in her arms.

"So, did you behave while I was gone ?"

Yuu grabbed a strand and put it in the mouth. Krul grimaced. At least he did not pulled it, which was still better than nothing. Krul sat on her bed, depositing the baby next door. Yuu stood sat, shaking pink hair as if hoping they emit a sound. Krul for her part, was thinking. She brought him back, fine, but now what ? What did she intend to do with this human? A bite was out of the question, he was far too young to bear a bite. Taking care of him all right, except that she knew nothing about babies. Until then, common sense and Yuuchiro's reactions had guided, but there must be things that he could not translate.

"Alright, I will ensure there is no shortage of milk. Then, some more toys and possibly other layers too. With all that, we already will adorn the most urgent." she thought.

The night was falling, it would benefit to go get milk in a shop. Krul saw Yuu yawning. Ah, well, if he slept it suited. The vampire took the little one she went to lodge in his stroller, converted into a bed. Yuu closed his eyes, and she waited until he sleeps. Krul left the room and quietly closed the door. Then, towards the surface.

The vampire unearthed a shop where she went broke. Krul demolishes surveillance cameras in seconds. Then she went out on the shelves. She grabbed a carton of milk, then went in search of layers. But on arriving at the radius ... she also found milk. Catastrophe ! Age 1, age 2, growing up milk. Krul gaped. She grabbed two boxes. Each corresponds to a specific stage, or how to know the age of Yuu? She didn't have the slightest idea.

Krul then decided to take both in doubt. Came the turn of layers, with a new problem : size. The vampire though there was enough hair pulling.

" Okay. No panic. First I'll go find something to carry all that stuff."

She spun out, broke a string caddy and carried it. Krul therefore took several cans of milk, she approached the layers and examined carefully. Then she opened a packet to judge the size. When it seemed fit she threw it in the caddy. Suddenly she heard footsteps. A guardian. The queen sighed softly, then went to knock him out. Discretion first. Krul resumed her purchases. Wipes, some toys, blanket, brush ... the little one would be like in clover. The vampire came out of the store and raced in the capital. Yuu was still sleeping in his stroller. Krul emptied her caddy, and laid all her shopping in a cabinet.

" Phew, never imagined it would be so complicated to take care of a baby. So many choices in this store ! At least for us, one type of food is enough !"

However, she would see to discover the age of the baby. This would certainly help her in the future. While she was there, Krul unwrapped the bag to the stroller. Her eye was caught by a small label on top. Oh joy ! The size was months, she had an idea of the baby's age (NDLA: to be precise, he's eight months.). Problem fixed ! So she did the sorting and went to bring back what she did not need. Satisfied, Krul returned.