Authors Note - Please don't hate me. - 1%

Severa sat in the exact same spot she had sat in for her date with Chrom. This time, she had gone straight to Lucina for a blind date, as she had lost all trust in Owain to give her any reliable option. The thought of a blind date from Inigo made her shutter. No, it had to be Lucina. She had even had someone in mind, too. She had said that he had done well in the "Smash Ballet", whatever that was supposed to mean. His name was John something or the other. She hadn't really given any fucks, Severa realized. That might have been a mistake. Suddenly, she heard a rather familiar theme song come blasting from... Somewhere. A shirtless, muscular man in a hat walked into the door.

"AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!" Someone shouted, seemingly against their will. John Cena groaned, then looked around. He spotted her, and walked over, obviously embarrassed.

"Are you Severa?" He asked. "Lucina said that you would be here. My name is-"

"JOHN CENA!" The same person as before shouted. Severa began to think that maybe it was intentional.

"Yeah, I'm Severa... What's al this shit with your name?"

John Cena groaned, and sat across from her.

"Don't even get me started. It's a meme. I can't even fully explain it myself."

"Riiiight. So. I just realized. I don't want to be here. Honestly, I wish I'd never met you. But that's not your fault. Maybe, in another world, something came of this, and we fought side by side... A world available on the e-shop for the low price of $19.99."

"You lost me. But I understand. Have a nice day."

John Cena left, his heart crushed.

"Well. That could have gone worse." Severa exclaimed to herself.