1
"You should be up there with me. We did this together," Anna said to Elsa as she was about to go on the stage.
"No, it was you who wanted to stop the assassin, I'm just the one who lended a hand," Elsa replied, "so go up there, baby sister. Make me proud."
Anna smiled and kissed Elsa on the lip. She then walked onto the stage to address the kingdom as the one who save the queen for the third time.
2
"I need you to talk to me about your husband," Anna explained to the blonde woman, "we have him in custody right now."
The blonde woman sighed, "alright what do you want to know."
"Start from the beginning," Anna said.
"Well, Hans was out with a few of his friends, drinking, partying. I thought it was just innocent fun, but I wouldn't have expected him to be so…."
"Cruel?"
"Yes…" tears formed in the woman's eyes.
"Mrs Westergard, I am so sorry that your husband wasn't the man you thought he was," Anna offered her sympathy, "if it helps I know what it's like to be lied to, and I can offer you counseling for this."
"That is very kind of you, Anna," the woman replied, turning her head to face Anna. She stared softly at the officer with her cold blue eyes, "please, call me Elsa."
Anna smiled, "okay then, Elsa."
"Let's get started."
3
"It's a little piece of heaven here on Earth," Elsa said as she strolled through the garden.
"It's the perfect spot don't you think?" Anna stated.
Elsa smiled. This garden was quiet and private, perfect for their wedding.
"Yes it is indeed, especially when you're in it with me," Elsa smirked.
Anna blushed and kissed Elsa's cheek, "come on you, we've got a lot more stuff to plan."
4
"I mess it up sometimes," Anna admitted, "I mess everything up."
"You never messed me up," Elsa told her.
"Because you are the perfect queen. Me, I'm just a spare little princess, heir to the throne and whatnot."
Elsa hugged her sister, "you're my perfect princess, don't ever forget that."
Anna smiled, "but what about the cake for Olaf's birthday?"
"I know a few good baker's in the city who could make one for him," Elsa explained, "or two if his big sister is a bit too hungry."
"Hey! Just because we both like chocolate cake, doesn't mean I'm gonna hog all of it!"
Elsa giggled, "whatever you say, Princess Anna of Chocolate."
5
"We should play strip poker tonight," Anna suggested to Elsa as they brainstormed ideas for what to do that evening.
"Why? You told me you suck at card games," Elsa reminded her.
"So, just because I suck at poker, doesn't mean you won't get a nice treat out of it all."
Elsa went bright red. The thought of Anna's naked body was very tempting to her.
"Let's just skip the poker and go straight to the stripping."
6
"Can I shave your head?" Anna asked Elsa on evening.
Elsa was quite surprised by the question, "why do you want to do that?"
"Because i'm curious," Anna replied, "I mean your hair is one of your most defining features."
"Anna, I'm not going to cut off all my hair for your curiousity."
"Well It's not just that…" Anna replied, "see I went to this orphanage today with Kristoff and we saw this little girl with no hair."
"Why did she have no hair?"
"She had some sort of illness, I saw the other kids pick on her about it. They seemed really mean."
Elsa got up from behind her desk, "then it's time we showed them that our kingdom is an equal one."
xXx
"This is really the queen's hair?!" Isabel said excitedly as she put the blond wig on her head.
"Oh yeah, I don't know how long it will take for all of Elsa's hair to grow back, but she was very happy to lend it to you."
Isabel danced around with her new hair, the long hair braid touching the floor, "thank you, Princess Anna."
"You're welcome," Anna responded as she left her room.
She walked outside and hopped into the nearby carriage.
"Looks like someone was very happy about her new hair," Elsa stated.
Anna looked happily at her newly bald sister, a shining piece of skin where her hair once was.
"She was very happy," Anna stated, "how do you feel baldy?"
"I feel satisfied, and please don't call me baldy."
"Okay, Queen of no-hair."
"Anna!"
Anna silently giggled. Elsa did look cute with her bald head, but she had now become a source of comedy gold for Anna to mine.
7
"I'm pretty sure that's a sign that you need a new bra," Anna stated as Elsa fiddled with herself in the dressing room.
"But my boobs don't just grow two sizes overnight!" The Queen shouted.
"Can't you just make a new pair?" Anna suggested, "I mean you do have magic ice powers after all."
"That is actually easier said than done," Elsa replied, "it takes precision to create clothing that fits my body, it took me hours to adjust my ice dress so it would fit me well."
"Well…." Anna thought for a while, "there is one way."
"What?"
xXx
"So Elsa is taking all her meetings today topless?" Kristoff offered.
"Well yes and no," Anna replied, "it's more like she's created an Ice blanket over them, like a bride's veil."
"And how is she taking it?"
Anna and Kristoff then heard the sound of Elsa moaning loudly.
"Pretty well," Anna said.
8
"Do you have a jacket I can borrow?" Anna asked Elsa one morning after breakfast.
"A jacket? Anna it's the middle of summer, you don't need a jacket in this heat."
"Well I kinda do, because…" Anna lifted up her sleeves to show a large amount of red marks on her arms, "I need to cover up all of your love-bites."
Elsa went bright red and covered her face with her hair braid.
9
"Elsa, are you okay today?" Rapunzel asked as she poked her head into Elsa's cubicle.
"Not really," Elsa groaned, her head planted firmly on the desk.
"Whats up?"
"Sister's got a boyfriend daddy doesn't like," Elsa replied.
"Anna? I thought you told me she wasn't the dating type?"
"Well she is," Elsa stated, "but she has to be dating a guy who dad doesn't like because he has sideburns."
"Sideburns?"
"Yes, sideburns," Elsa simply said, "can you get me a coffee?"
Rapunzel smiled, "you can have all the coffees you want, Elsa. You need them more than most of the guys here."
10
"In an act of pure defiance, I broke her heart," Elsa told the psychiatrist.
"What did you do that was so bad?" the psychiatrist wondered.
"I asked her to marry me in front of her ex-boyfriend."
The psychiatrist sighed, "that must have been messy."
"Kristoff you have no idea."