What's my Age Again? (Stan's style)


Disclaimer: I don't own the cartoon series "Hamtaro" or
any of its characters or Stan. I don't own Blink182 or
the song "What's My Age Again. But I do own this parody.

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I took her out
It was Friday night
We walked alone
That got me feeling right
We started to "Schummy-Wub"
And she took off her scarf
Walked in did Dexter and Howdy

And that's about the time they started to rant at me,
"Stan, we're gonna kick your butt to Mercury!"
And then they started to beat me up
This is the fourth time this week
The hams say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

Next day at 2:00
While we were walking
I hit on Bijou
When we were talking
I said "Hello, gorgeous"
And then I held her paws
It felt oh-so-nice to me

And that's about the time I got knocked out, you see
A certain field-ham made me lose three teeth
Is my fault she's still single?
Is there another girl for me?
The hams say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?


And that's about the time Sandy kept whacking me
After I flirted with Penelope
She told me that I'd never change
What the hell is wrong with me?
The hams say I should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

And that's the last time those three girls walked near me
No one should take a flirt so seriously
They were all starting to fall for my charm
Boss-man, please don't murder me!
I'll never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?

What's my age again?

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