DISCLAIMER: Beelzbub isn't mine!

WARNING: Profanities and OOC

Say Hi To Bob Brawler! [Part 2]

Narrator's P.O.V

"And that's how it was." Tatsumi finished as she lazily lean on the rail, tiredly sighing "Anyway, Tami...Where did Heil-san sleep last night?" Takayuki nervously asked as he fidget on his seat "...FUYU-CHI BAKA!" Tatsumi yelled punching Takayuki "But...A PROPER LADY MUST NOT SLEEP WITH ANYONE UNTIL THEY'RE MARRIED!" Takayuki reasoned, rubbing his aching cheeks.

"Da!" Beel voiced out and was about to completely caught the cricket, if not for the three person who blocked his way.

"Whoa, you kiddin' me?" -a delinquent with a afro hair said.

"She really got a kid with 'er. What a piece of work!" -the bald delinquent.

"See, what'd I tell ya? If we're gonna get the Queen, now's the time." -the blond delinquent.

Hearing the commotion Tatsumi took a peek behind her and saw Beel being lifted up by the three delinquents, but what shocked her the most is 'T-THIS DISTANCE!13? no wait, its's 14.5 meters!' Tatsumi yelled internally ignoring what the blond delinquent was telling her. "'Queen' Ya have to be more careful. Ya h've to watch the b'by real close or else..." the blonde delinquent stated while the only thing that Tatsumi noticed is how Beel was alarmingly ready to cry at any seconds.

"Don't move!" Tatsumi exclaimed earning a confused look from the delinquents "Don't move a step farther away." Tatsumi commanded letting out a evil aura to intimidate, her eyes turn to slits as she adds "You move and I'll kill you." she threaten, succesfully making the three shake like a leaf.

When she noticed that she successfully intimidate the delinquents she opened her mouth "How many meters do I got?" she asked as she started sweating but instead of answering her question the three tried to make fun of her while their legs shakes like a leaf .

"Hey...O-Oga-sama's sweatin' like crazy...it's hot but still scary as hell though."

"Move it, chumps!" two rough voice commanded causing the trio to look back "You guys are..." the bald delinquent trailed and the blond continued it for him "It's the Twin-Headed Dragon of Ishiyama, the Sanada Brothers!" he yelled in horror.

"We'll be the ones to crush Oga!" Ryuji exclaimed, confusing Tatsumi "Who're they?" Tatsumi asked, cutely tilting her head as a large question pop out while Takayuki on the other hand, started panic and yelled in horror "BAKA! Those are the second years..." his sentence was interrupted by another voice

"Hey, now! No running away." Abe stated cracking his knuckles.

"It's Killer Machine Abe!" -the three delinquents.

"You did a real number on me before." Abe stated as he grit his teeth "Oi, oi, don't go forgetting me." Shimokawa stated, saluting and winking at Tatsumi, who stared blankly at him.

"Even Good Night Shimokawa!" -the three delinquents.

"What the...All the leaders of the second year are here!" the blonde yelled in distress "Tami, this is lookin' dicey." Takayuki whispered causing Tatsumi's brow to furrowed in annoyance "What a pain..." she muttered until she noticed the three delinquent holding Beel tried to run away "You jerks! Stick closer!" Tatsumi exclaimed in panic and the trio immediately complied in fear.

As soon as she know that Beel in in the safe distance she nodded in approval before turning away from them "Yosh! ittekimasu!" Tatsumi said, walking away "ITTERASSHAI!" the trio responded in chorus.

"Get over here, you!" Tatsumi exclaimed, stopping on her tracks, 5 meters away from Abe and Shimokawa "What? You chicken? Come here!" the brunette taunted stepping back a little as the two males run towards her. Curling her fist, she punch Abe and Shimokawa sending them flying to the sky "Oga 'barely 15 meters' punch!" Tatsumi yelled in a awkward pose.

"Hey? Not bad, rookie." Ryuji said as he readied his weapon together with Ryuichi "I'll saw you completely in half! With my secret technique, the Texas Chainsaw!" Ryuichi exclaimed "DIE!" the twins yelled and advanced towards Tatsumi's back.

Turning around, Tatsumi glared "Then I'll use...Ground pound." Tatsumi stated punching the twins at the same time, using one fist before pounding them at the ground to the trio's horror and Beel's glee.

"A double-fatality!" the delinquent with afro hair stated. Their faces turn blue from horror when they notice Tatsumi walking towards them "Uh, we're sor.." the blonde was cut off by Tatsumi's punch "Tadaima." Tatsumi stated and the blonde automatically replied "Okairinasaihihi!" while the other two ran away in fear.

"Next time you make off alone like that, I'll stomp you flat." Tatsumi said in a icy cold voice, glaring down at Beel to the infant's glee and tried to crawl up to her only for his hands to slip. Tatsumi immediately reacting, caught the baby before he falls.

Oga Household

Whining Tatsumi entered the living room, tired of fighting on the rooftop and tired of Takayuki's scolding about not sleeping with males until married "*Sigh* Tadaima." Tatsumi grunted "Welcome home, love." Heil calmly stated, taking note on how tired she look. "You still look exhausted. Did I, by chance get to rough last night?" Heil asked, talking about her being electrified last night.

"Damn right! You are!" Tatsumi exclaimed pointing an accusing finger at Heil, unaware of what her family was thinking "Certainly, as soon as you woke up you have been complaining on how it hurts, but fear not, you will get used to it soon since it will happen more frequently." Heil assured. Misaki blushed remembering Tatsumi's loud yell in pain (being electrified.) 'Good going lil sis!'

"Oh my, it seems like I'll be expecting another grandchildren soon." Shouko said out loud. Tatsumi gaped at her mother finally noticing how everyone was getting a wrong idea. Heil's lips formed a knowing smirk as he looked at Tatsumi "YOU B*ASTARD! You did that on purpose!" Tatsumi yelled, her face was red in anger.

"I wonder what are you talking about." Heil said, smiling innocently as he gave off the bishie sparkles. "*Laughs* It's good that you get along but the limit is only two, ok? You can make more after the shiki. Now that I mention it, when is the shiki?" Youjirou asked laughing at how sweet Tatsumi and Heil interact but unknown to him Heil misinterpret the meaning of 'Shiki.'

(A/N; What Youjiro was talking about is Shiki - ceremony while Heilgard was thinking about Shiki - Death.)

"Shiki? Are you sure you want to know?" Heil asked, from what he knows humans never favor knowing their love ones death since they like to be an ignorant creatures and spent time with them much as possible, so right now he was quite puzzled.

Tatsumi, knowing that the two were talking about two different things, she interrupted "Whoa, whoa, hold it!" Tatsumi exclaimed carefully handing Beel to her mother "*Giggles* Tat-chan, the bath is ready, so why not take a bath first?" Shouko suggested rocking the infant up and down.

Tatsumi nodded enthusiastically before giving Heil a wary glance which didn't go unnoticed by him "Do not worry. It is 14 meters between the bathroom and the living room. As long as you don't go beyond that line, you should be fine." Heil assured "...You call that assuring? I'm damn close to being fried.." Tatsumi grumbled, as her shoulders slump down.

Bathroom

*Drips* *Drips*

"Mou~ I can't relax like this." Tatsumi said in a grumpy tone, closing her eyes she push herself more to the corner off the tub which is where the living room was directed. Her back making contact on the cold tiles then the door slid open startling her.

"Woah!" she yelped, as soon as she open her eyes, she saw a well toned pack of abs, a muscular yet slender slightly tanned body of Heil, only wearing a towel on his waist. "...What are you doing here?" Tatsumi deadpanned.

Well that wasn't the reaction he was expecting but oh well "I came because I thought it would be better if I tell you what is the current distance between you and the Young Master." He calmly explained, walking towards the tub as his eyes assessed Tatsumi's body starting from her dripping hair to down. "I supposed you should be thankful that I did not send Alaindelon." Heil stated, dipping himself from the tub his shoulders making contact with Tatsumi's surprisingly soft ones while Tatsumi's face twisted in thought of Alaindelon.

"But still, wouldn't a woman normally screamed when a male entered the bathroom naked? not like I'm complaining at this view." Heil added, smirking as he stared at her uncovered breast. "*Laughs* Now that you mention it I'm na...ked.." Tatsumi trailed processing what's happening 'Naked...I'm naked...he's naked...naked...bathroom...right beside me...we're naked alone in the bathroom...' at the last thought, her face explode of redness and abrupt stood up covering the things needed to be covered before screaming not caring about how girly it sounds.

"KYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"*Smirks* Looks like you're not just an imbecile but also slow."

"SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OUT!"

"14.3 meters."

"Don't ignore me and start counting now!"

"13.9 meters...13.4 meters."

"DAMN IT!WHY CAN'T I JUST TAKE A BATH IN PEACE!"

Thank you for reading! Sorry for the wrong grammar and spelling! Hope you like it!

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