ATTENTION: This one shot doesn't go with the rest. Some might have already read this one shot. It was under Ana and Christian making a baby. Someone reported that story or so they said and to make sure I deleted it. But moved it here. It was reported because it said it was a lemon. *rolls eyes* So if you left me a review I saved them and thank you. If you like this story you'll have to re fav or follow. So sorry. But I didn't want to take a chance and have this troll find my other stories or anybody else on FSOG...

A/N: This is just a stand alone OOC, AU story. Yes, this is another one shot. It's meant to just be a giant lemon! There will be a little background to how Ana and Christian got together. But, like I said it's meant just as a fun lemon story. Enjoy!

Friday April 8th

"I need you to get this done TODAY!" I shout over the phone to one of my brainless employees. I hate slackers. I slam down the phone, running my hands through my hair.

I hear my door open and I'm about to lose my shit when I notice that it's Ana. She's wearing a long tan trench coat. She smiles at me, before turning back and locking the door.

"Hello, Mr. Grey." She purrs at me, walking over to my desk. "Our employees giving you trouble again?"

"Oh, very much so. What a surprise to see you here, Mrs. Grey."

It's not really a surprise. She comes in everyday at lunch time since I told her a month ago I was ready for a baby. She stopped her birth control and has been on my dick nonstop since.

Not that I mind, of course.

"So what brings you by?" Today she was supposed to be working at home. She claimed she wasn't feeling well; I have a feeling now it was all a ruse.

"I was feeling a little unsatisfied, so I knew just the place to come and get some satisfaction."

She opens up her trench coat and she's wearing a blue lace bra, with matching panties, and garter belt that attach to her stockings.

Holy hell.

"You came from the house dressed like that?" I gulp. God, who saw her? If anyone did, I'm going to kill them.

"Uh-huh. Does that make you want to punish me, Mr. Grey?"

She leans her hands on my desk, giving me a full view of her cleavage. My dick is hard and pushing against my zipper.

"Oh, very much so, Mrs. Grey." I stand up, and walk over to her. I take her hand and pull her to the couch. I sit down and throw her over my lap and she shrieks in delight.

Without any warning, my hand comes down on her ass. She moans as I smack her again.

"Are you my bad girl, Anastasia?"

"Oh, yes Sir. I've been really bad." She pants.

"How many spanks do you think you deserve, Anastasia?"

"As many as Sir thinks I need."

Oh, I love when she wants to play. My dick grows even harder and I know it's pressing into her stomach now, if it wasn't before.

"I think 5 more will do. I want you to count, baby."

My hand makes contact with her ass.

"1."

And again…

"2."

I smack her 3 more times almost in rapid succession.

"3...4...5" I stand her up in front of me. I rip her panties off of her, leaving the garter belt in place. Good thing we always keep a change of clothes for her in my office, for these types of emergencies.

I grab her ass cheeks so her core is now lined up perfectly with my mouth. I dip my tongue into her, lapping up her juices. She never fails to taste so good. Her hands reach for my hair as she tugs on it, pulling me even closer to her.

My tongue finds her hardened clit. I suck hard on it, before I stick 3 fingers inside of her and start pumping. She pulls even harder on my hair, trying to keep herself upright.

Her body goes limp as her orgasm hits her hard. I stand up and almost catch her as she falls into my arms.

"I'm not done with you yet, Mrs. Grey."

"Good. I don't want you to be done yet." When she finally is able to stand upright again, I release my dick from its confined space. I pick her up by her ass and she wraps her legs around me.

I think it's time for me to give all of Seattle a little show. I walk her over to the window and press her against it.

"Hold on, baby, this is going to be hard and fast."

"Yes, Christian. Fuck me please."

My dick locates its home and slams into her, and her body squeaks against the window. My lips find her neck as I start sucking on it. Her head is thrown back as she moans out in pleasure.

My thrusts become hard and almost violent. She cums around me, but I'm not ready yet. I'm too busy enjoying the feeling of her. I move her to my desk, pushing all the papers off and laying her down.

My fingers find her lace covered nipple and I tweak it just a little. I bend down and kiss her.

"You feel so good, baby. I want you to cum when I cum." I tell her as I feel her start tightening up again.

"Oh, God, Christian." I can feel she's really close.

"Just hold it a little longer." I pump faster into her

"Now, Ana."

"Ahhh." She screams as she explodes around me and I pour myself.

God, I love lunch hour.

Sunday April 10th

I enter my family home and my mom quickly greets Ana and I. Giving us both hugs before stepping away. It's my dad's birthday and he's having a few people over.

"Where have you two been the last few weeks?"

In Bed.

"We've been just working alot lately, mom. We're here now isn't that what matters?" I give her my best smile, before she ushers us to the dining room.

"You both work too hard."

Very Hard and very Long!

I look down at Ana and I can tell she's thinking the same thing when the blush creeps up on her face.

The group has gathered around us, we greet them before Kate goes and steals my wife from me. I know I was driving her wild with my light touches. I want her again and it's only been a couple of hours.

"So the rumor is you and Ana are trying for a baby?" Elliot comes up to me.

"And where did you hear that?" I snap at him. I haven't told anybody that we've been trying.

"Ana told Kate and Kate told me. It's about time. You guys have been married for what,5 years now?"

I roll my eyes at him. "Yeah, it's been 5 years, but what we both just turned 23. Give us a break. We've been busy trying to run a business. Thank you very much."

I met Ana in high school, our junior year and I fell head over heels with her right away. On her 18th birthday, soon after we both left to go to Harvard, we eloped in Vegas. We knew we just wanted to be together. Our families thought she was pregnant.

And why else would we get married so young, right?

It was nothing like that. We knew what the future held for us and we were doing it together. That we loved each other and knew it was forever. We both dropped out of Harvard after our 1st year when my Grandfather gave me the loan for GEH and we've been the powerhouse duo of the business world since then.

Now, I'm finally ready to add a baby to our little world. Ana has been ready for a while, but she waited patiently for me to be ready.

Now I'm going to wish I said something sooner, because Ana can't get enough of me. Sure, that's what it's usually like for us. But now instead of maybe twice a day it's anywhere from 3 to 5 times a day.

I'm in no ways complaining.

"I know, but I'm so excited for the both of you. I've been waiting to be an uncle for forever." He tells me.

"Why don't you go knock up Kate?" I smirk.

"Oh, no. Not yet. I want to be an uncle, not a father. I want to return the kid when I'm done with it or when it has a shitty diaper."

I roll my eyes at laugh at him. "Whatever, speaking of our wives where are they?" I ask looking, around the room.

I notice Kate walk in from somewhere and start heading over to us.

"I see mine. Maybe yours is hiding from you. Having second thoughts of making a baby with your ugly mug."

"Fuck off, Elliot." I tell him, punching him in the arm.

"Hey guys." Kate greets us and gives Elliot a kiss on the cheek.

"Where's my wife at, Kate?" She smirks at me.

"She told me to give you this." Kate hands me a piece of paper. I look at her questionably.

I open the note and it simply says.

*Meet me in the garage… tiger.*

Hell yes!

"You know I'm surprised you two don't have 10 babies by now. With the way you two go at it." Kate murmurs with a smile.

"Yeah, yeah."

I notice my mom walk over to me.

"We're going to do the cake shortly." She informs us. "Where's Ana?" She asks looking around for my missing wife.

Who's probably wet and waiting for me. While I stand around with idle chit chat. I need to get out of here.

"She went to the bathroom. I was just going to go and check on her." I tell her, trying to make my great escape.

"Hurry back." She yells out to me as I run off to go find my wife.

I open up the garage. And there she is standing next to my dad's brand new burnt orange Aston Martin that we bought him for his birthday. I've been thinking of getting one for myself.

She wiggles her finger in a come hither motion.

I walk over to her and she grabs me by my belt, pulling me close to her and slamming her lips to mine. Her one hand moves to the back of my head, tugging my hair.

"I need you…" She pants.

"But it's almost time for cake."

Really Grey? Cake?

"So you'd rather have cake, than me?" She pouts.

"You know that's not true. I was just thinking of someone coming to look for us."

"Risk it." Her hand massages over my clothed hard dick. "Please."

"We've just got to be quick, baby."

I lift her dress up and notice quickly she isn't wearing any panties.

My little vixen.

"Where is your underwear, Mrs. Grey?"

"At home." She tells me, as she smirks and bats her eyes at me.

"You came to my parents house bare? And I'm just finding out about it?"

Holy shit, this is hot.

She nods at me. "I wanted you to have easy access to me at all times."

I think I fell in love all over again.

I lift her up so she's now sitting on the hood of the car. I unzip my pants and pull my dick out. I rub my dick between her soaked folds.

"Is this what you want, baby?"

"Yes, please, Christian… Please." She wraps her legs around me tightly.

I line myself up perfectly before I slam myself into her. My lips latch onto her neck as I thrust into her. I hold her tight so she doesn't go scooting up the hood.

"You've been such a naughty little girl lately." I tell her with each thrust.

"I just can't get enough of you. I can't stop thinking about your dick inside of me." She pants.

I lay her back so she's now flat on the hood of the car. I take her breast out of the top of her dress. I love watching them bounce as I plow into her.

I put my head down and put one of her erected nipples in my mouth. I suck and nibble as her hands pull my head closer.

"Oh, Christian." She screams out as she comes around me.

I pick up my pace, moving one of my hands down to play with her hardened clit. My mouth finding hers, and our tongues dance together.

I'm pounding into her so hard, I can't even hold her still anymore. Her ass is now giving the car a nice wax job.

I feel her getting close again. "Cum with me Ana…." With just a little more work of my hips I feel myself just about to release. "Now."

She lets go and her walls tighten around me as I spill into her.

"Let me show you the car my son just bought me." My dad's voice booms through the room. But then I hear the tail tale sign of my mother's shriek.

I pull Ana's body to me so nobody can get a good look at her. I feel her fix her top to put her breast back in. I look over and see my dad, my mom, Ray, and two of my dad's associates at his law firm staring at us, catching flies with their mouths. The two associates are beat red, and I notice one of them trying to get a better look at my wife. I throw him an icy glare. The two end up turning the other way and retreating out the door.

"What do you think you two are doing?" My dad shouts.

"I think you kind of already know."

"I don't need your smart ass mouth right now, Christian. What would make you think it's ok for you to do this…. Here? In the middle of a party and on my new car?"

"Could you let us get put back together and we can explain?"

"Explain? What is there to explain?" My mother asks. Ray is looking at me like he's about to kill me. I mean I guess if I was in his shoes I would want to kill me too.

But he has to know this is what we do, I mean we've been married for years.

Good thing he never caught us that one time in high school having sex on his couch. Now that was a close call. We had just put ourselves back together when he walked in the door.

"We're trying for a baby and Ana is fertile right now." I blurt out. I feel a hand smack me on the chest. I look back at Ana, who is now glaring at me.

"What? It's true." She pulls herself tighter to me. Her face is red as Rudolph's nose right now.

But as she pulls herself more to me, my dick goes even more into her.

OK, now she's trying to kill me.

"You have 5 minutes to get dressed again. Then I want to talk to you both." My dad says sternly.

"That goes for me too." Ray adds. They both turn and go back into the house. My mom is still standing there like someone just told her she won the lottery.

"A baby?" She says gleefully.

"Mom, please."

"Yes, yes of course." She remembers what's going on in front of her and finally leaves the room.

"Did you really have to squeeze my dick the whole time they were standing there, woman? It's was taking everything in me not to come again."

"Sorry." She shrugs and she pulls herself out of me.

"No, you're not. And you're going to pay for it later."

Her eyes go wide in delight. "Oh, I look forward to it."

"That's if your dad and my dad don't kill me first. I know you're still your dad's little princess."

"And you'll always be that guy that stole my virtue."

I stuff my dick back in my pants, as Ana gets off the car and fixes her dress.

"Wouldn't it be a story if we made our baby tonight?" Ana asks me.

I shake my head at her. "Come on wonderful, let's go face the music."

An ear full and hours later, Ana and I are on our way home. I have to clean my dad's car top to bottom… twice. And if we ever do something like that again, he's going to kick my ass from here to kingdom come.

You know how bad, I just wanted to say it was Ana's fault! She jumped me. Used me. But, I know they wouldn't see it that way

Besides that, once we explain more about that we were trying for a baby they relented. Well, Ray told me after Ana left the room, that his shotgun is still polished and loaded if need to be.

He has to know he doesn't scare me anymore with those threats like he did when I was 16. I mean, I married the girl for Pete's sake. But, then again, he reminded me when I have a daughter, I will be the same way.

My mom couldn't stop crying over the fact that Ana and I were trying. She then started getting on Elliot, telling him it was his turn soon. My mom would be over the moon if she had a house full of grandchildren.

We walk into our house and I pick Ana up and throw her over my shoulder.

"Christian! Put me down." She's kicking her legs trying to act all affronted, but she's giggling like a little school girl right now.

"Oh, no, Mrs. Grey. You are in for it. I told you, you were going to pay." I slap her ass and she yelps as we enter the bedroom.

I sit her down, pulling up her dress and throwing it over her head. I stand back and just look at her.

Admiring my beauty. Hopefully, soon she will be round with my child.

"Lay on the bed, Anastasia." I tell her firmly. "We're going to play." I smile wickedly at her.

"Yes, Sir."

After we were married we went to a BDSM club. We were both curious. So you could say we used our honeymoon as a way to explore our sexual relationship. We wanted to keep it fresh and hot.

We don't do any of the hard core BDSM. But, it helped us learn more about toys, being tied up, new techniques, and trust in each other. So, it's what we now call our kinky fuckery.

Ana lays on her back and I go to our little chest of toys. I pull out a rope and a vibrator. I tie her hands crossed together to the head board. I pull off my tie and use it as a blindfold.

"Oh, yes you're going to pay dearly my darling." I notice her ass squirm on the bed. I remove my clothes and I turn on some music. I then crawl over to my very exposed wife.

I dip my head into her soaking core and sniff. God, I can never get enough of her smell. I give her a couple of gentle licks, just enough to tease her, and so I can have her taste of my tongue. She tries to thrust her hips at me so I can do more.

"Still." I tell her. She obeys and stops her movements.

I kiss my way from her inner thigh or her belly. I dip my tongue in her belly button and give extra kisses to her tummy. Knowing one day our child will be growing there.

I finally work my way to her breast, taking my sweet time sucking and enjoying the taste of her nipples, while my one hand tweaks the other.

Her soft moans are driving me insane. I move away and grab the vibrator and turn it on to a slow speed before placing it inside her. I work it in and out of it as I go back to discovering her body with my lips.

"Don't you dare come yet, baby." I tell her. "I want to drive you wild."

"Too late…" She grits out.

"I have to get even with you for making me take you on the hood of my dad's car. I was made out to be a heathen while you remained the perfect princess."

"That's because I am perfect." She moans out.

I remove the vibrator and then flip her so she's now on her knees. I slap her ass, hard, leaving a nice red hand print.

"Stay." She shakes her ass at me again. And I smack it again. I have to smile at her, this woman could never play the submissive. No matter how hard she tries.

I move off the bed and go to the chest and grab a vibrating butt plug. This for sure will drive her insane. It's one of hers and my favorites.

If we weren't trying for a baby right now it would be slipping into her ass and not this plug.

I lube up the plug and slowly insert it into her ass. Once I get it in, I turn on the vibration.

"Oh, god, Christian." She moans out, trying hard to stay up in position.

"You ok, baby?"

"Oh, god yes." She moans out. I know she's doing everything in her power not to cum. I give her two more smacks to the ass.

I take my fingers and rub them over her wet sex. I insert two fingers in her, her arousal soaking my fingers. I take them out and put them to Ana's lips.

"Suck, baby. I want you to know how good you taste today."

She sucks on my fingers, slurping and sucking off her own juices.

I didn't think my dick could get any harder, but it is. I remove my fingers from her mouth, grabbing onto her hips and ram myself into her.

She's comes instantly.

"You came…" I tell her, my tone one of disappointment.

But, I'm not. I knew she wouldn't be able to hold it.

"Sor-rry" Her voice shakes, her orgasm still taking over. I love the feeling of when she comes. I still in her as she finishes. Just the feeling of her clenching around me is enough at the moment, and I'm not ready to come yet.

She finishes coming down from her high and I start moving in and out of her. First, ever so slowly and then start picking up my pace. I lean just enough so my hand can rub her nub.

"You always feel so good, Anastasia."

She moans out her agreement; lost in her own world of ecstasy. I feel her tighten up again. So I work into her harder. I know I'm about to come so I pull out the butt plug and it makes her lose control. I'm not far behind her and spill into her.

I pull her with me as we collapse on the bed.

"God, you were right. You are perfect. In every way." I remove the rope and her blindfold.

She spins around in my arms to look at you. "You're pretty perfect to Mr. Grey." She nuzzles her head into my chest.

It's not much longer before sleep overtakes us.

6 weeks later…

Ana walks into my office with what looks like a couple bags of take out.

"Hey, baby I ordered lunch. I had a huge craving for Chinese." She tells me, sitting the bags on my desk. "I figured we could eat while we go over the stat reports of the shipping yards."

"Will I get to have you for dessert?" I wiggle my eyebrows at her.

"I got fortune cookies." She smiles.

"That won't be enough…"

I love that I can still cause her to blush.

"We'll see."

We start talking about the new shipping yards and how they will start rounds of shipments to Darfur starting next week.

We finish eating our meal and she grabs the fortune cookies and comes and sits on my lap.

She hands me my cookie. "Your fortune, sir."

"Same time?"

It's something we've done since we were teenagers, we always open our fortune cookies together. We crack them open at the same time and pull out the little paper reading our fortune.

I look at mine and it just has two words on it.

*We're Pregnant*

I think I feel my jaw drop to the floor. Ana is grinning at me.

"Surprise!" She tells me.

"Holy fuck. You're pregnant?"

She nods.

"Really?" I ask again, still in a state of disbelief.

"Yes, we're going to have a baby. You Christian Grey have successfully knocked me up."

I wrap my arms around her, pulling her to me. She fixes herself so she's now straddling my legs.I kiss her like I've never kissed her before. I pour over 7 years of feeling, love and admiration into this one kiss. I didn't think I could love her more than I do in this moment.

"God baby I love you! Thank you." I tell her.

"I love you too..." She kisses me again. I'm about to take her on top of my desk when Andrea buzzes through.

"Mr. Grey?"

I sigh and reach over to the call button.

"Yeah?"

"There's a delivery here for you…"

"I'll get it in a little bit. Just sign for it and hold on to it." I growl at her.

"But it needs your signature sir." Andrea tells me, not taken back about at all by my grouchiness.

"He'll be right out Andrea." Ana tells her before disconnecting the call

"No, I won't. I was about to become very busy." I tell her has my hand works it's way up her skirt.

"Stop, come on." She gets off my lap, taking my hand to pull me out of my seat. I get off and follow her out of my office and to to the lobby.

There's a huge balloon in the shape of a number 2. Ana takes the box from Andrea and hands it to me.

"What's all this?" I ask.

"Just open it." Ana urges me.

I sit the box down on the desk and open it up. Inside are two little outfits that say "Thing 1 and Thing 2" two pairs of booties, two baby bottles, two pacifiers, and two bibs that say "We love our Daddy."

"Are you trying… Are we…" I'm lost for words.

"We're having twins." Ana tells me, she pulls out the sonogram and hands it to me. I look at it and see two little gray blobs inside some black circles. She points to each one. "That's baby A and that's baby B."

I feel a little woozy.

Holy crap, we're having twins.

"Are you ok, Christian? You look a little pale."

"Twins?"

"Uh-huh." Her happy face is now starting to mirror worry.

"Baby..." Is all I can muster up before I grab her and spin her around. She screeches in delight.

Around us, everyone is clapping and cheering.

"Cancel the rest of my day, Andrea." I tell her, my wife still in my arms.

"Already done, sir."

I think I can thank the one in my arms for that. I have Taylor gather the car, as we grab our stuff, and I take my woman home to celebrate. Over and over again.

8 months later Zachary Nathan and Zoey Natalie Grey were welcomed into our lives. And our lives have never been the same after.