ALFENDI LAYTON MYSTERY ROOM
BARRYLAWNS NEWWWWWWWWWWWWW SERIES
CASE FILE 001: THE DROWNING HEAD
one day alfendi layton and lucky baker were in the misty room waiting for case but there wernt any deeply puzzling mysteris in a while
"jfc" said alfendi "if crazy fuck doesnt happen soon were gonna have to move to normal place"
but then the door knocked
he answered it and the commissioner came in (not the one from mystery room a different one because bartons in prison)
"hello" said commissioner "i wud liek u to take dis interesting case"
"k"
layton use the mystery room machine thing to reconstruct the crime scene
"now den" said letton "let us begin"
there was a guy on the floor and his head was in a vase with a flower in it
"very strange" said layton
"eh prof dint ya tink da victam mah hav drowned eh" siad barker
"that is a possible i suppose" siad layton "but wy dont we w8 for teh autopsy to finish before deciding that"
"ta wat"
"fuk"
layton asked autopsy guys to hurry up and they gave him the autopsy report
"ok victim was STABBED?!"
"WAT" said baker "uh well maybe the blood was wash off"
"nope" said alfendi "he was stab in back"
"so wy on art wud da hed be int' vase of water"
"very starnge" said layton
"so prof" siad braker "who ya think the killer is"
"thats what im supposed to ask u"
"o oops lol"
"so who u think did it"
"i think it was that suspicious kid hiding behind da bin wen we cam 'ere"
"i agree. in fact i think there is a hmmmmmm 99.9% CHANCE HES THE KILLER"
"o damn guess he did it"
layton called the killer in
it was a little boi wit smood face and smal hands and feets and was a kid
"wats ur name boi" said baker
"my name is shadi gui and im a local scumbag" said de boi
"ok how old are u" said alfendi
"i am 25"
layton and baker fell off der chairs in shock
"LIES" houted layton "u are CLEEEEEAAAARLY 12"
"nop" said shadi showing his birth cert it was tru he was born in the year that would make him 25
"ok i change my mind" said layton and 100% percent flashed in his face "this man is clearly the killer"
"NOOOOOOOO" shouted shadi and he started sweating "YOU CANT PROVE IT"
"yes i can" said shadi "when we arrived u were hiding behind bin whys that"
"NOT SAY"
"lucy cud u pleez tell me why"
"ok prof its bacause that bin isnt actully a bin its a CLEVERLY DISGUISE SECRET ENTRANCE TO THE HOUSE"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" screamed shadi
"so u wernt hiding from us u had just escaped from teh scene of teh crime"
"BULLSHIT" shouted shadi "YOU CANT PROVE IT THE WEAPON DOESNT HAVE MY FINGURPRINTS"
"dammit" said alfendi
"dammit prof we gotta tink outside da box" said baker
"heh heh heh" cackled alfendi and his hair turn dark red
"MIA I MEAN POTTYFENDI UR BACK" said baker
"yeeeees" cackled potfendi (not potdino from ace attorney 6 potFENDI) "wy tink back lucy wat was teh strangest ting about this case"
"hmmmmm" thought baker "AHA"
"YESSSSS" cackled alfendi "THE HEAD WAS IN THE WATER"
"AAAACK" screamed shadi "but but but BUT WHY"
"heh heh u shud not have asked dat. lucy i leeve dis to u not because idk because ur teh one who answer questions"
"yea" said lucy "teher is only ONE reason left why u wud do that and that is to CLEAN THE BLOOD OFF HIS HEAD"
"WHAAAT" shouted shadi "BULSHIT HE WAS STAB IN HIS BACK"
"u are correct lucy" said potfendi "but dis raise question how was there blood on his head"
"its simple. the blood was THE KILLERS BLOOD"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" screamed shadi "NOOO! IT WASNT! HOW CUD IT EVEN GET THERE"
"because u are hiding the wound"
"but where"
"theres only one place to hide your wound and that is ON YOUR BODY"
"yea no shit but where"
"clearly its under that suspicious hat that has been leaking blood a lot because uve been freeking out so much"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" scream shadi and then he died of blood loss
"ha ha" said alfendi who turn to normal "excellent deduction backer"
THE END