Happy Halloween! Yes is it that time and year and we got a special treat for you all. What's Halloween without some dark humor and Grim Adventures is perfect for this. I mean the chapter pretty much would write itself (if only). I'm amazed we didn't do this sooner…and that is truer then you think. Confession time people; we tried to get this for last year's Halloween. But that was also the year my sister got married on the 27th and since I was part of the groomsmen I had little time to get working on it before the big day and when everything was done and we were back home we had too short of time for a chapter that wouldn't be finish. So we planned for this year and even got it done early so we wouldn't have any excuses. But even if we did miss the first time, we still put our hearts, our souls and our funny bones into this piece of work.

But are you ready for the story about to be told? For the holiday of old, for both calamity and fun? If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun.

Also fair warning; I am not an expert of writing accents and neither is my partner. So Grim's accent might not be on par with how it should be. We are trying our best so go easy on us and hope I do not offend anyone with the same accents. It is not as easy as it looks. But enough of that. So enough of that and enjoy the mayhem that comes with Grim and the others.

Disclaimer; I do not own The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy and everything from it nor do I own Kim Possible. Though I shall admit that would be cool to own either one.

The Grim Adventures of Ron and Kim

Chapter 9 ~Halloween~

It was a chilly day around Middleton High, the billboard saying: 'Halloween in 1 week' and the feeling of the holiday in the air. The halls had streamers of orange and black, fake bates hanging from the ceiling and cut out of pumpkins and other monsters on the walls and lockers. The students were exiting class, many talking of their plans for Halloween. Kim herself was walking to her locker, a smile on her face showing she was in a very good mood. She opened her locker with ease and started to put her books away, not noticing someone walking towards her.

Tara, and Hope glanced at each other when they first saw their captain before nodding. They reached Kim just as she finished with her locker. "Kim, we need to have a talk," Hope said getting her attention.

"Okay" Kim replied at once. She closes her locker door and turned to them. "Is something wrong?"

"Well no," Tara started "and don't take this the wrong way but ummmUmmm..."

"It's all the cosplaying Kim," Hope stated finishing Tara's sentence.

Kim stared at them, confused by this. "I…what?"

"Like, you know, your costumes" Hope clarified.

Whatever Kim was expecting, it wasn't that. "It's Halloween!" Kim defended herself, "Am I not allowed to dress up?!"

Tara shrugged "Yeah; but you get, like, super into it." Seeing the look Kim gave her Tara gave an example, "Remember that time you dressed up as the devil and sang the entire discography of Tenacious D and the Picks of Destiny on a metal guitar? Remember how weird that was?"

The three of them recalled that Halloween a few years ago. In one of the main halls, Kim could be found on a small stage with a metal guitar and amplifier. Wearing a dark purple and black devil costume with metal wings, tail and large horns on her head. She covered herself in dark red body paint to stand out and dyed her hair black with red highlights. "I'm the devil: I love metal!"

"Those riffs were amazing, and you know it, Tara!" Kim declared in defense of her action.

Hope then said, "Or that time you dressed as a Valkyrie, brought a horse to the game that day and rode it onto the field?"

They recalled the football game and landed on Halloween before Kim appeared on a large horse wearing Valkyrie armor. "Valhalla awaits!" She declared while carrying someone under her arm.

"You trampled three people, and you kidnapped Brick" Hope reminded her.

"He was chosen as a worthy candidate for Valhalla!" Kim explained as if that would clear up everything.

"And let's not get into the time you dressed as a vampire queen with the whole 'My servants never die' thing with us," Tara said looked uneasy.

"Like, it's hot, but it's extra" Hope explained. "It's way, way hot, but a little over the top."

The other two girls looked at her, Hope clearly knew what she said but didn't take anything back. Ever since Hope revealed her nymphomania after feeding both Mini and Ron, she has been more open about her habits and thoughts. She didn't shout it to the whole school or to class but among her friends with the cheer squad, she no longer felt a need to hide it.

"Hope sweetie, I know you think it's hot, but this is an intervention-" Tara tried to say but was cut off.

"I would literally lay myself out as a rug for you to step on me" Hope continued. "but this has to stop…the dressing up, not the stepping. Y-you can still do that…just throwing it out there."

Kim and Tara just looked at a blushing Hope, both slightly uncomfortable at the suggestion, before Jessica appeared and shoved Hope down. "Okay, this horny idiot is getting us nowhere."

She turned to her captain "Kim, listen, I respect your efforts to go above and beyond the call of cosplay. But every time you go more extra, Bonnie sees it as a challenge and tries to one one-up you. It's getting weird."

It was true; every year with Kim doing top of the line effort for her costumes, Bonnie would do the same. With the years she made an all dolled out fancy ballerina outfit, a covert spy leather outfit, and even a fancy witch, Bonnie strived to outdo Kim each Halloween. Kim didn't really care as she always seems to gain an edge somehow.

"Not that I need to defend myself," Kim started with a huff, "I see no reason to not be dressing up for Halloween. Besides I got this samurai armor that will blow anyone's costumes out of the water."

Tara and Jessica have her deadpan looks, "….I think you're missing the point."

"I didn't" Kim denied with a determined look. "I won't let my love for Halloween be hinder because some people are uncomfortable about it."

With that, she walked away, unknowingly stepping on a still down Hope much to her delight. The two blonds sighed, at the fail attempt. "Well, that could have gone better." ," Jessica muttered.

"Yes, it could have gone better." ," Ron said surprising the girls with his sudden appearance, apparently learning that as a trick from Mandy. "But you have to admit that it is awesome that she puts a lot into this most incredible of Holidays. It brings a tear to my eye, almost."

Ron was almost crying as he said that, but sadly the tear never came.

"Indeed, tis most enjoyable to partake of All Hallow's Eve when the spirits of the Nether and those among the mortal join and doth create fear and festivity." ," Mini added her two cents as she too was also wanting to enjoy Halloween.

"Okay, so how do we get Kim to stop cosplaying?" Liz was hoping the twins knew something, considering that they were close to Kim and could probably talk her out of it.

"T'would be ashamed if friend Kimberley doth not partake of the sacred festival of darkness." Mini was almost shocked as Liz looked to Ron for translation.

"You can't. It's like telling my mom to not be evil, me and Mini to not get laid or choose to fail, and Grim to stop killing people. It's just something you deal with." Ron said, but had a smile on his face while saying it before adding, "besides it's way too fun to see what Kim does, like the time she was a Valkyrie, or the time she pretended to be Poison Ivy."

"It is amusing at times," Jessica agreed. "even more when Bonnie dressed up as a Fury and Catwoman those years. I'm all for burst of chaos, either big or small and Kim's antics during Halloween are no different. And Bonnie adding to the fire with her costumes all but fighting Kim makes it more fun at times. But even I'm starting to say that it starting to get weird, and that's saying something by our standards."

"So if we can't get them to stop what can we do?" Hope asked, getting everyone to look down at her as she was yet to get off the floor after Jessica pushed her down. Even more, she didn't make any noise after Kim had walked off, stepping onto her body as she did so, and even as Ron and Mini were standing on her this very moment.

"Damage control?" Liz offered, not sure herself.

"I'm sure this year won't be as bad," Ron said to comfort them. "It's not like they're going to actually try and kill each other while wearing their costumes."

"Well Kim can't die so she wouldn't have anything to lose," Tara pointed out. "I'm kinda surprised she's planning on going as a samurai this year. I personally thought she would go as reaper like Grim since she now has a scythe."

"What scythe?" Asked the remaining girls that were out of the loop.

Tara seems to realize she said something she shouldn't have and blushed in embarrassment. Ron decided to help her out and explain, "Grim gave her a scythe to use on missions and stuff. A gift to apologize for the whole 'immortality' thing."

"Kinda weird that he is apologizing for that but whatever," Jessica said with a shrug. "But it does seem like something he would give as a gift."

"But if you think she would make a good reaper I'll let Kim know," Ron said as an inside joke between his twin and Kim. They started off again, stepping onto Hope's body much to her enjoyment, planning on finding Kim and see what other plans they need to make for Halloween.

"Well if we can't get Kim to stop we have even less of a chance to get Bonnie too," Liz pointed out to which the others agreed.

"Maybe I can-" Jessica started to say before she was cut off by a loud "No" from the other girls. The demigod pouts, "you guys can be no fun at times."

"Sorry Jess, but we're already gonna get some crazy antics from Kim and Bonnie," Liz pointed out. "We don't need yours on top of it."

Jessica just pouts and walks away, her fun and mood ruined. Liz following after her, most likely to try and keep her from causing chaos to improve her mood. Tara sighed before she started to walk off herself but paused seeing Hope was still on the ground. Sprouting a tentacle, she grabbed her friend and lifted her up. "C'mon Hope, let's see what the other girls are doing."

Hope just pouts as Tara carried her off, but not before she asks "can you give me a full full-body wrap? ...thanks."

Down the hall Ron and Mini found Bonnie talking over her phone to someone, "I don't care for the details, I want a full body of knight armor I can actually wear. Not a cheap knock off but authentic armor. You owe me so don't think you can back out now. I want it done…good." She hung up her phone and smirked darkly "with that armor I will show up that no good, goody two shoes."

"What kind of armor are you getting?" Ron asked, getting her attention, "the armor of the Black Knight?"

Bonnie scoffed, "no way. I know that armor's real and I'm not dumb enough to deal with any cursed armor. Yeah, I can easily win a challenge to get it off but that's too much of a hassle to deal with."

"Yeah, and I probably wouldn't wear it if I didn't have a different costume in mind." ," Ron said as he would be cautious about cCursed stuff, even demons could get cursed.

"Fine, whatever, but I will beat Kim this year since knights are historically much better then than samurai." ," Bonnie said as she huffed off to get her own suit of full plate armor for her to wear that was completely usable.

"Pray, we shall do our best to contemporate contemplate with both Kim and Bonnie." ," Mini said as she and Ron grinned as they had an idea of sorts, and they planned on getting laid as well.

(Scene Change)

"There's got to be something here that'll complete the set." ," Kim said to herself as she was digging around in Grim's trunk, thinking of how his screaming about a mad dog meant he was running from Rufus who wanted a chew toy. That meant Kim had some time to search for a real katana that could really help complete the battle battle-ready armor.

She pulled out and tossed several items out of her way including the phone of Cthulhu, an old axe that held ancient runes and frost starting to form on the blade, a strange puzzle box, a magical lamp with a lampshade connected, a journal with a six finger hand on the cover, a skull with jewel eyes and a number on the forehead, a golden crown with a few large red jewels on it that was icy cold to the touch, and a medaling that had a triangle with a single eye as well as arms and legs. She pauses when she pulls out her own hourglass, causing her to scowl and place the item aside with a mental note to take it back to her room.

Kim went back to her search before she broke out into a grin, "Ah-ha!"

She pulled out a katana held in its sheath, the wrapping black and blood blood-red around the sheath while the same color leather and cloth bands covered the handle. Kim held the sword above her head before partial unsheathing the blade. The metal had a dark gleam but reflected a bit of light off. Kim's face broke into a grin, a small gleam seeming to flicker in her eyes. "Perfect," she said excitedly.

"What are you doing?" A voiced asked behind her.

Kim nearly jumped and closed the sword quickly. She turned to see Mandy standing behind her with an eyebrow raised. Kim took a breath realizing she wasn't caught by Grim. "Just taking something to add to my costume," She explains holding the sword up. "Make it look more authentic."

Mandy hummed giving the sword a look. She didn't really recall seeing that kind of sword in Grim's collection of junk, but then again it has been a while since she needed anything from it. "Just don't lose, you're my student after all." And with that Mandy started to walk out of the living room, finding it appropriate that Kim is becoming a samurai serving a master which in her case would be none other thenthan her son. As it should be in her opinion. She did pause before leaving and added to Kim, "and clean this mess up. I don't want to hear it from bonehead when he sees it."

"Will do," Kim agreed, hugging her new swords in excitement. She quickly gathers the items she tossed so she can hurry and try out the armor with the full set. As she left the house she didn't notice the slight red gleam in her eyes.

(scene change)

The week had gone by fast and now it was Halloween and Middleton high school was in full spirit. The sign out front said, 'Trick 'r Treat' and almost all the student body were in costume as well as some of the teachers. Ron was walking besides his sister, both dressed as Jack Skellington and Sally respectfully, as they enjoyed seeing the different costumes their classmates were wearing. Ron glancing at some of the girls that decided to dress more to show off but not so much that the teachers, aka Mr. Barkin, would get them in trouble. The one he was sure would get the most trouble if she was caught was Hope who was dressed as Princess Leia in her slave outfit, complete with fake collar and chain (the chain was fake not the collar) and even offered to have Ron hold the chain end and follow him around like a good slave girl, her words not his. He did agree to do that later as well as take her home to have some Halloween fun of their own, much to her joy.

They barely stopped by their lockers when Monique walked up to them. She was dressed as a mix of a mummy with white bandages around her chest, arms, and legs as well as headdress but also had the cape and fangs of a vampire. Pretty much showing off her heritage on her favorite holiday. "Have you two seen anything strange about Kim?"

"Not really," Ron admitted with a shrug.

"Kim has been most energetic about today which is not unforeseen" Mini added.

"Well Kim has been acting a little strange," Monique pointed out. "She has been more aggressive than usual. Didn't you two say she really let that one villain have it with your mission yesterday?"

"That was just Monkey Fist," Ron said with a shrug. "He can take a beating." Truthfully he really didn't like monkeys of any kind so he was happy Kim was willing to beat up the villain extra hard. He didn't know the reason because he didn't really care.

"I imagined it his punishment caused by his actions so close to our friend's dearest holiday," Mini said thinking back. "Tis not unheard of."

"But even here she has been acting up," the hybrid informed them. "I could have sworn she was about to draw that sword of hers any second."

"What sword?" the dressed-up succubus/incubus asked, taken aback.

Monique rolled her eyes, "that samurai sword Kim managed to bring into the school. The one that she always has a hand on and looks ready to draw."

"I recall not dear friend Kimberly having acquired a sword," Mini said to her brother.

"You think she would have told us," Ron agreed, clearly not knowing about this.

Monique wondered how they didn't know when they heard Barkin's voice down the hall. "Possible what is that?"

They turned to see Kim, dressed in near full plated samurai armor with her face revealed under her fancy helmet. With colors of red, black and gold the armor made her seem like a rich and fancy samurai from the time period, from the sheen of the metal to the curved horns on the helmet and the footwear matching the samurai style. Her left hand was on the new katana and a scowl on her face, which was getting darker. Barkin didn't notice the danger as he said, "no weapons allowed in school, I'm confiscating that."

Quick as a flash Kim drew her sword and held the blade at Barkin's neck. "Not happening," she informed him, her eyes not their usual green but now red.

"Whoa, KP, you're cutting it a little close aren't you?" Ron said as he and Mini were surprised that Kim would actually draw the sword and threaten Barkin, and that was a right reserved for Ron for whenever Barkin decided to go a little too far in whatever disciplinary action, which has yet to happen.

"Indeed, friend Kimberely, please sheathe thy sword. Tis no need for violence on All Hallow's Eve." Mini added as she was also concerned about the act of violence. A villain was one thing, but a teacher, who was doing his job, didn't really require that level of aggression.

"No, a samurai's sword is her soul, and I won't let anyone take that away." ," Kim said surprising the two and Monique just sighed.

"Told you she was getting a bit cray-cray with the blade." The mummy-vampire girl said as she was also worried about her friend, though to be honest, this was about the 'normal' level of weird when the supernatural was involved.

"I'm not cray-cray Mo, you're cray-cray!" Kim argued as Barkin started to slowly step back, not really liking where this could be heading.

"Sorry, but I'm with Monique on this." Hope said, getting everyone's attention before adding, "A real katana isn't a good weapon for touching yourself. If anyone has a 'katana', it be Ron. A really good one."

They all looked towards Hope who didn't look sorry at all. Monique couldn't help but ask "really? That nice?"

Hope's eyes glazed over before she hums as if recalling the best meal she ever had. "Hmmm, now that's a katana."

Monique whistles before glancing at her friend. Ron noticed and smirked at her, getting a small laugh from the hybrid, Kim however, however, was getting annoyed by the way her eyebrow was twitching. Slowly Kim crossed the arm holding the katana across her body, muscles tensing up. Only Ron realize this, even if he didn't think Kim would do her next action. He quickly grabbed Monique and Hope and pulled them out to of reach. Just in time too as Kim swings her katana in a quick lethal strike. The blade missed the two but made contact with the lockers behind them. The sword didn't even slow down as it sliced right through the metal with ease as well as a spine-chilling screeching of the metal. Monique and Hope stared at the damage lockers in horror while Ron and Mini gained serious looks as they stared at Kim.

The girl was glaring at them, even more, effective with her red eyes, and a growl leaving her lips. "I will not let this insult stand. Those that dare mock my noble art and blade will pay in blood."

"Girl I know you take extra effort for acting when in costume, but this is going too far," Monique said extremely worried for her friend.

"If this is about being Ron's slave girl instead of yours, I'm willing to traded off by two masters," Hope offered to appease her cheer captain, in her own way of thinking.

"That's not Kim," Ron said seriously, getting the two girls' attention. "At least not the Kim we know."

"Indeed," Mini agreed, her face blank but still had the same tone as her brother. "Our dearest friend's actions are not her own but of another's."

Kim said nothing during this, in fact, she didn't seem like she even registered what they had said. All she did was raise her sword above her head, both hands on the hilt before swinging down at them. They all jumped back as the blade left a deep gash in the tiles. They glanced up to see Kim pulling back for another swing, making them get out of the way and for cover. Her next slice cut several more lockers in half, before seeing her targets fleeing. Kim wasn't discouraged however as she simply followed them at an even walk.

The four teens hurried down the hall, looking to make some space between themselves and Kim, while also trying to figure out what is possessing their friend. "I don't think she came across any sort of demonic curses while we were on missions," Ron said slightly frustrated.

"I believe the cause may be the armor Kim has acquired," Mini suggested. "Her change started ever since she finished her costume for All Hollows eveEve."

"So we have to stripe her?" Hope asked, taken aback. "I'm fine with that. In fact, I'm more than happy to help."

"She'll You try and she'll kill you for itif you tried," Monique reminded her.

Hope pouts, since she was fine with rough and angry sex as well as bondage and S&M, but she didn't want to end up dying before even getting to have fun in the matter. They turned a corner and ran right into something hard. They tripped and fell backwards as the figure steady themselves up. They looked up to see a knight in full armor, mostly blue with golden rim work and highlights. The chest piece stuck forward and curved around to protect the chest from heavy blows even if the armor dents as well as a large helmet with grated covering and a feather plume on top. The knight glanced down at them, clanking loudly to shadow besides the plate armor there was chainmail underneath. "Easy there, young squire. You do not wish to harm any of these young maidens in your haste."

Ron blinked seeing the knight but recognized the voice even if they seem to be trying to make it sound deeper. "Bonnie?"

"I know not tis Bonnie of which you speak," the knight denied. "I am sir Lancelot."

"It's Bonnie," Jessica stated, peeking from behind the knight. "She's really committed to her character this time."

They slowly got up to see not only Jessica was with her but Liz and Tara as well. Jessica was dressed in a white toga with chest wrapping, her hair down up with a small crown on top and held a golden apple, showing she was dressing as like her mother. Liz was dressed in her cheerleader uniform but had patches of fur around her arms, legs chest and part of her face to show she is a werewolf. Tara was dressed in a tied dyed shirt some bellbottom pants and kept her hair straight and long with small pink glasses on her nose to show she was dressing like she was from the 60's.

"She's been acting like this all day," Liz added, rolling her eyes as Bonnie huffed.

She didn't get a chance to retort as Kim rounded the corner. She Her eyes gleamed as she raised her katana and swung at them. Ron and Mini grabbed their friends to pull them to safety but Bonnie rushed forward and raised a shield. The metal blade clanged on contact but didn't cut through it like before. Bonnie seems to glare at Kim even though her eyes could not be seen. "Vile fiend. You dare attempt to harm a defenseless maiden."

Kim growled and pulled her sword back. "Anyone in my way will pay in blood to my blade. You are not different."

Bonnie however, however, pulled her own sword from the sheath on her back. "Such evil must be wiped from the earth."

Kim scoffed and got into her stance, her blade held horizontal next to her head. "I will not be bested by an amature amateur with no swordsmanship to their name."

"Have at thee!" Bonnie declared before she charged and swings at Kim, who attacked as well. Their blades clashed and the two pulled apart before going at it again.

"Okay am I missing something?" Jessica asked, not knowing if this was going to be fun chaos she likes or not.

"Our dearest friend is robbed of her mind by a cursed armor from the Far East, and our only hope to restore her mind is to disrobe her armor!" Mini said as Ron just shrugged at the fact, and it was a good thing most of the girls got used to Mini to understand her.

"You know, typical everyday thing when you're best friend's with the Grim Reaper and all that." ," Ron said as the group watched Bonnie and Kim fight for dominance in the spectacle.

"So, how are we going to help them?" Liz asked as the battle was looking quite impressive, and yet it was extremely destructive that Grim might have to use magic to clean it up.

"We need to wait for an opportunity to get in and take her clothes off." ," Ron said as they had no idea what kind of opportunity would appear as the demoness in shining armor fought against a possessed immortal samurai girl. It could take a while.

Tara, Both Jessica and Liz gave him a look before Jessica said, "I'm not sure if you are being serious or not."

"It does seem like a cliché answer from a sex demon," Liz agreed before she added, "No offense."

"She's not wrong," Monique could help but add since it would seem like a solution a sex demon would come up with.

Ron and Mini shrugged since they weren't offended though the same couldn't be said for Hope. "I think it's a good idea," Hope objected with a huff.

"You don't count," Jessica and Liz pointed out together.

Hope herself gapped at the jab before she huffed, "rude."

Jessica ignored her and turned back to Ron, "any other game plan besides letting them fight?" She glanced over to the fight as the metal blades sparked then they collided for a brief moment before pulling back for another angle.

"You want to get between them?" Ron offered her with a raised brow.

Jessica frowned and thought about it. Seeing the two going crazy with the blades and how they were even damaging the floor and metal lockers around them, she worried anything she tried with her own golden apple would more likely just get damage. "I think they're causing enough chaos without my help. They can have all the the fun for now."

Once more their blades clashed in a shower of sparks as Bonnie and Kim tried to break through. Kim shifted the blade so it was tilted away from them, leaving an opening for the samurai girl to make a quick jab to the knight's head. The helmet protected Bonnie from any damage but the blow itself jerked her body and forced her to steady herself. Kim kept on the offensive and landed a kick to the armored torso, knocking the knights onto her back. Kim herself scoff and held her katana up close to Bonnie's neck, "as if I would lose to a pathetic swordsman. Not even worth the effort. Surrender now and I will spare you life and allow you to live in the shame of defeat."

"Surrender?" Bonnie asked in the same tone as before. "Defeat? Sir Lancelot doesn't know the meaning of the words."

Kim scowl, "Then you shall learn tod-Ahh!"

Bonnie used this distraction to kick out her leg and catch Kim's own. As Kim fell Bonnie quickly rose to her feet and attempted to stab at Kim below. Kim shifted to the side so the blade missed before she used her arm to grab ahold of the sword guard before she kicked, forcing Bonnie to flip off of her. Kim got back to her feet and glared at the knight who also was back on her feet. Seeing how Kim has disarmed her opponent she rushed forward with a strong slash to bisect Bonnie. Bonnie herself went low and rolled under the attack, forcing Kim to slash part of the wall and the double doors to the cafeteria. The students already inside were shocked to see the main doors cut into pieces with the doors falling to the floor. Once they saw the scary glaring Kim decked out in armor and holding a real samurai sword, they knew they had to leave now. Some screamed in panic as the students used another exit but Kim ignored them as she turned back to Bonnie.

Bonnie herself manages to regain her sword and was back up to fight Kim once more. The two glared before Bonnie rushed Kim with a battle cry. Kim jumped backwards into the cafeteria in order to gain more room. This chase forced the students still inside to rush out even faster as the blades sparked when they clashed. Tables and chairs were casualties in the fight as missed and deflected attacks didn't pause in their travel through them. Bonnie slid back from another attack before holding her sword perpendicular to her body and lunged forward with a thrust to piece Kim. Kim however, however, stomped on a table, forcing the wood up and took the blunt brunt of the attack. The blade pierced it with ease but once the guard caught the wood the attack stopped short. Seeing the tactic, Bonnie pulled her sword free and jumped away to safety. That was the right call as Kim sliced through the table to get at Bonnie.

When she landed back, Bonnie glared underneath her helmet before she grabbed a chair next to her and tossed it right at Kim. Kim cut the chair with a simple swipe of her katana but the act was a ruse as Bonnie charged at her behind the throw and rammed her shoulder into Kim. The two fighters stumbled and went into the food serving area, quickly getting back on their feet and started fighting again. The two trade blows back and forth as they went down the line, their weapons smashing the glass, destroying food and cutting the shelves and equipment in the kitchen in half. They locked blades again when someone appeared next to him. "Mystery meat?"

Both fighters paused and turned to see one of the lunch ladies holding out a tray with a large loaf of said mystery meat. Kim and Bonnie recoiled and gagged before they jumped the line and raced out the door. Once in the hallway both stopped and took deep breaths, leaning on either locker or walls to gather themselves. "That is nasty," Kim complained as she held her stomach content down.

"Agreed," Bonnie said with a few dry heaves. "Such filth needs to burn."

The two slowly gathered themselves, Kim asking, "We good?"

"Tis good," Bonnie agreed, straightening up.

Both fighters turned on a time and clashed their swords once more.

Ron and the others started to catch up and tried to look for a good opportunity to strip Kim so she can stop being possessed. So far it was bad, and while Kim couldn't die, Bonnie could, but she wasn't planning to get killed, it was also good that she wasn't human and could keep up with Kim's reflexes.

"Now fall to my blade!"

"I shall not!" Bonnie retorted once more to Kim's suggestion, and Ron was getting tired of it.

"Okay, this is going on too long. GRIM!" That was when Grim came from a fire and wasn't looking too happy.

"What on earth on ya calling me for!? I'm going to miss me programs!" Grim apparently was interrupted while watching the Halloween specials when Ron summoned him, and the incubus pointed to the fighting girls before explaining.

"Kim's gone psycho samurai and is fighting Bonnie, I need you to do something to restrain her so we can strip the armor off off her and stop whatever's possessing her."

Grim gave him a disgruntled look. "Why is it whenever I get some me time, you brats end up in trouble?"

Ron and Mini shrugged at this. "Not important," Ron dismissed. "We just need your magic to get them out of that armor."

Grim grumbled lowly before he huffed, "Whatever. What armor as we talkin' about?"

Everyone pointed towards the fighting pair, making Grim follow their fingers to see the two fighting for the first time. He saw Kim's armor and frowned since he didn't recognize is as any of the cursed ones that he knew of. He did however paused seeing Bonnie. "Hmm, that knight one looks familiar to me."

Jessica gave Grim a look, "Ever since she arrived at school today she has been calling herself Lancelot."

Grim snapped his bony fingers "dat's it. Oooh, I got him now."

Ron blinked at him, "wait, what do you mean?"

Grim jerked his thumb to Bonnie who has jumped away to avoid a slash from Kim. "Dat the armor of Lancelot; a knight of King Arthur's court. He was a skilled fighter no doubt but nothin' scared him more den me. When I came for him, he gave me the slip by forcing his soul into his armor and sending it away. I was never able to find the armor but now I can finally reap the coward's soul.

"With no harm befalling Bonnie," Mini reminded him.

Grim rolled his unseen eyes. "Yeah, yeah. It must allow him to possess whoever wearing he his armor. I don't know what curse armor Kim is wearing but I'll sort it out."

Grim slowly went over to the pair fighting, calling out to get their attention, "ladies, ladies…you're both pretty. Now stop fighting and let me work me mojo."

He was caught off guard when both girls paused in their fight and threw a punch, right hand for Kim and left for Bonnie, at the same time hit his head. The skull came flying off and landed in Jessica's hands. "Stay out of this!" Both fighters shouted, before going back to fighting as if they were never interrupted.

"Poor, poor Grim," Jessica said holding his skull up as if in a play and in a dramatic tone. "He died as he lived…by being dumb."

"Knock it off," Grim growled, bouncing his skull in Jessica's hands to see his own body stumbling around. "Over here! This way you idiot!"

"That's mean," Tara said with a pout, feeling bad for the headless body.

"Isn't that your body?" Hope asked him, seeing the body bump into a wall of lockers. "Wouldn't that be saying you're an idiot?"

"Only when it stumbles around without me head," Grim grumbled. He then gained a look of panic on his face. "No! Not dat way!"

They all looked up to see Grim's body slowly walking towards Kim and Bonnie once more, this time blind and not noticing the danger. The warning came too late as both girls swung their swords as Grim's body got between them. One blade caught the waist and was cut in half before the second blade took off the arm. In a split second the sword's were a rapid blur of attacks before the two fighters locked blades once more. Below them was the shredded remains of Grim's cloak and his bones all separated into pieces. Grim gapped at the scene. "…Me body."

"It's okay Grim," Ron said helpfully, "We can put you back together."

"I fear this conflict is starting to go beyond our control" Mini stats as Kim and Bonnie's sword fight was destroying more of the hallway and lockers.

"If they keep this up, they could tear the whole school," Jessica said looking a bit annoyed. "They can't do that...that's my job."

"Very reassuring," Ron said, handing Grim to Hope. "Mini, Monique, Tara and I will distract them and try to keep them from killing anyone else. You guys put Grim back together, we still need his help."

"Oh, this is gonna be fun," Monique said dully as she wasn't looking forward to her part of the plan. "Don't we have a better plan?"

"Unless you think putting a mummy curse will work on them," Ron pointed out. "I know they end up naked at times."

Monique gave a 'so-so' wave with her hand, "it takes time to work plus I'm not sure it even would work with that magic armor on them."

"Then I'll make it up to you," Ron promised, not seeing the look Monique gained before she agreed.

"Well, here's a Mummy's Curse!" Monique unleashed a Mummy's Curse with a snap of her fingers, and now was the time to let it get started.

"Thanks, and now we need to keep them distracted while the Mummy's Curse takes effect." ," Ron said, but he knew that was easier said thenthan done. "Tara, I'm going to need your help, 'cause we need inhuman help to keep up with them."

"Right, I can try and keep them apart with tentacles." Tara formed the tentacles that were going to trap or rip off armor. Ron looked at Mini, who looked back.

"You know that little magic trick with weapons?" Ron asked as the others wondered what trick he was talking about.

"Yes, I have ensured to remember." That was when Ron and Mini materialized a pair of swords. Ron now carried a long sword and Mini a rapier. "Tara, we'll keep the two busy and you rip off armor when you can, if the Mummy's Curse takes care of it, great."

Tara nodded to the plan, keeping a decent distance. While her tentacles were regenerativeregenerative, she didn't want to have any cut off with sword powerful enough to cut metal with ease. The twins waited for an opening, their swords at the ready. That moment came after the fighters locked blades once more before they pushed each other back, both sliding to a stop several feet away from each other. Ron rushed forward and swung his sword at Kim, the girl easily able to block the blow. Kim turned her head and glared at Ron, "you dare interfere with a sacred duel?"

"KP, this has to stop," Ron said to try and get through to her.

But it seems the curse has gotten a better grasp on Kim as she didn't seem to recognize Ron at all. "One doesn't draw their sword without the intention of drawing blood. I shall return the favor with equal force."

Bonnie wasn't sure what to make of this turn of events. Seeing her opponent fighting someone else, the kept her sword ready but made no move to attack her opponent while her back was turned to her. It would go against her code of chivalry after all. Mini then stepped in front of her, her rapier pointed right at Bonnie's chest plate. Bonnie titled tilted her head, "a fair maiden wishes to take arms up against me. My query is not against you my dear."

Mini was surprised how Bonnie made no move to attack her even when she had a weapon ready to strike. "Dearest knight, surely someone as honorable as you should know when you stand your blade. I beg thy that this bout should not be the cause of a feud between allies."

"Allies?" Bonnie asked. "I have no strife with you nor your comrades. That evil force that dares raise their weapon to strike the innocent however is no one's ally. In fact, it is your comrade that is facing her in battle even if he interrupted this honorable duel."

"Kim is bewitched by magic she knows not," Mini tried to explain. "Her actions are not her own and her sins should not be hers to bare."

Bonnie shook her helmeted head. "I'm afraid I can not allow this. To ignore such evil would be against my code of chivalry. When the warrior is slain, maybe then can she repented and her sins can be forgiven."

Bonnie turned to face Kim, ready for the battle should Ron be defeated, but froze when she felt something wrap around her hand. "What trickery is this!?" She called out, seeing a black tentacle around her gauntlet.

Bonnie followed the appendage to see Tara pulling at the gauntlet, trying to not hurt or crush her friend's arm. With a sudden pull the gauntlet spilled off and Tara backed away seeing that she was caught. "Foul demon," Bonnie growled and took a step towards her, but she paused seeing Mini once again standing between and her target.

Mini's gazed was focused on Bonnie. "I will not allow you to bring harm to my friend."

Bonnie scowled underneath her helmet, now seeing that this girl allied to evil in her opinion. "So be it," Bonnie said, getting into her stance once more.

Mini parried the first blow before turning on her heel around Bonnie's form as the knight staggered. Before Bonnie truly had her balance, Mini used her faster blade to land several sharp jabs to the armored body. Bonnie jerked from the hits but was otherwise undamaged. Not that Mini was truly trying to hurt her but that wasn't part of Mini's plan. She needed to stale for time and with her speed speed-based style, she should be able to do just that.

Ron was able to match most of Kim's strike with equal force, both parrying the others attacks and trying to counter. Ron however, however, was being more careful, both so he wouldn't cause his friend unnecessary pain (since any injury can easily heal) but because he has less protection. Kim wasn't holding back and he really had to work on making sure not to drop any form of defense. He knew Kim wouldn't really try and go for the kill like she is now but he still felt that respectful drive like she always had. Maybe it was because she was more murder happy when possessed but he personally knew that Kim wasn't one to hold back against someone she respected. One of the reasons why she always fights against Shego so hard or why she pushes the other girls on the cheer squad.

Ron's musing was broken when he was forced to block an overhead blow from Kim. He grits his teeth and held firm. However, he did notice Monique was sneaking behind them, several white mummy mummy-like bandages rising from her arms. Seeing this as an opportunity Ron braced himself and pushed his entire body forward. Kim barely stumbled and skid back but kept herself upright. She scowled and raised her sword up but Monique's bandages snapped up and wrapped around her arm. Kim turned toward her friend, keeping her feet planted as the hybrid pulled at her arm.

Ron lifted his sword up, angling the blade so the flat side was facing Kim and swung down. He had planned on striking her in the back of her head to hopefully knock her out. With her immortality, the helmet protecting her and how resistant Kim is in a fight naturally, he knew he needed to add a lot of force to end try to knock her out. But then something happens that nearly gave Ron a heart attack: Kim turned back around.

With the new angle, Ron trying to stop his attack and the armor trying to protect Kim; resulting in instead of the blunt flat blade hitting her it was the magically sharp edge. The armor seems to so enough to keep Kim from nearly getting cut in half but it was clearly mortal metal and steel. Kim's helmet was knocked off her head and the sword got stuck in her shoulder and part of her chest. "Kim!" Ron called out, stared at his friend bewildered. "Why did you do that?"

Kim's red eyes gave her a fierce look, "scars on the back, are a swordsman's shame."

Ron gave her a deadpan look, "KP, you are immortal and able to heal any sort of damage without so much as a scar. You were beheaded on accident once and no one can tell the difference."

"Say what?" Monique asked, stunned by this bit of news. "Girl I swear we need to make a list of all the things that should have killed you. TIBC. You are becoming more and more like Deadpool." (That Is Beyond Crazy)

Kim didn't reply but lift her free hand and grabbed onto Ron's blade and slowly started to push it to off her body. Her fingers bleed and more blood dripped into the floor from her chest wounds but when Kim fully removed the blade, the wound started to heal over, leaving damaged armor behind. Ron saw a chance and let go of the handle of his sword. Kim didn't react when she found herself holding the sword alone but Ron reached out and grabbed the damaged armor and pulled. Thankfully his sword damaged the straps Kim had to hoeld the pieces together and was able to rip it off.

Kim growled as her chest plate was removed with the back barely hanging on. She was left with her tank top she wore underneath but that didn't matter to her as more the insult made to her when Ron played with her. Kim tossed the sword into the air and manage to grab the handle before swinging at Monique's bandages. Monique didn't expect this and fell to the floor. Kim growled and slowly made her way over you the fallen hybrid, both swords at her sides.

Bonnie was getting very annoyed with Mini at the moment. The girl was all but dancing around her, jabbing with her weapon and most of all getting on her nerves. As another miss came about Bonnie paused as she noticed her first opponent stalking towards one of the first maidens she was defending in the first place. Forgetting about Mini for the moment and jumped towards Kim with a loud, "have at thee!"

Kim quickly turned and blocked the broadsword with her katana and Ron's magical sword. Ron took this moment to help Monique up and bring her over to the side with the others while also grabbing the broken pieces of armor he had ripped off. Off to the side Hope, Jessica and Liz were working on putting Grim back together. Grim was sitting up with his hips and ribs connected as well as his head while one arm was being put together. Ron noticed that Liz seem to be holding several of the bones but either was trying to hidee them or barely handing them over. "We got some of the armor off," Ron told them.

"Great," Grim said as Hope connected his arm to the right place. "Let me see em."

Ron held the pieces while Grim examined them with a hum. "Dat's odd, I don't feel any curse."

"What?" Ron asked, taken aback.

"TheDere's no curse," Grim informed him. "Hell, there ain't even any magic."

Ron frowned "Then what's possessing Kim?"

Grim took this time to study Kim's form as she fights. She ditched Ron's sword and held her katana high before it came crashing down. He thought that looked familiar for some reason. Then as he narrowed his eyes he felt the dark twisted feeling the blade gave off. "The sword!"

"The katana?' Hope asked recalling how she joked around about it which lead to Kim nearly killing her.

"Yes, I recognize dat!" Grim said before he remembered where he saw it before. "Damnit, girl! What have I told you!? Keep out of me trunk!"

"That was in your trunk?" Ron asked, trying to recall if he has ever seen it when he last was digging through said trunk.

"Yes, I got that while working in Japan," Grim growled in annoyance. "It's an ancient blade with a bloody history and a body count which got me attention. That's what making Kim go cray-cray."

"Okay so we need to get rid of the sword instead," Ron summarized. "We can get it when Mo's curse takes place. But we still need a distraction to stall."

"Hey!"

Everyone turned towards the new voice, even Kim and Bonnie paused in their fighting. There stood Cindy, her hands on her hips and wearing a cheerleading outfit. "What do you losers think you're doing? Are you trying to make a mess out of everything?"

Cindy then froze, great and terrible fear filling through her. Both Kim and Bonnie turned towards her, all but towering over her with dark shadows covering their upper bodies while their eyes glowed a bloodthirsty red. She screamed in fear as both jumped and now started to attack her.

Ron whistled, "wow. Even when possessed, their hatred for Cindy even overpowers its control."

"Indeed, but tis a most fruitful distraction is it not?" Mini had an evil smile as she thought about how Cindy would suffer from trying to make everyone else's lives worse, but Mini was a demon, kind-hearted yes, just not a saint.

"I like the way you think sister, and we work on getting the sword back. What was the name of the sword again?" Ron asked as Grim was still getting assembled, and he was almost done too.

"It's called Shuraba, and it's possessed by a demon of wrath." Grim answered before turning his attention to Liz, "Would ya please give me my bones back girl!?"

"Sorry, force of habit from my family." Liz said as she handed a bone, but there was a light growling from her as if she wanted to say 'mine'.

Grim swiped his bones back before he quickly started to put the last pieces together. After double-checking that he had everything he stood up and reformed his robe. "Okay, how much longer till the curse takes place?"

"Any minute now," Monique explained, keeping an eye on the two trying to kill Cindy.

Cindy herself looked ragged and seconds from collapsing. She wasn't hurt much besides a few scraps from close calls and when she dove out of the way from attacks. Her costume (future uniform in her mind) was dirty ripped and just intact enough to keep her modesty. As she pants, she sees a pair of shadows over her and she jumped with a yelp as two blades clashed into the floor right where she was just seconds ago. Cindy crashed into a wall of lockers turned in horror as her tormentors towered over her. She screamed as both held their blades for the killing blow. She closed her eyes, not noticing a hissing was heard getting louder before she was jumped, and not but her attackers.

A massive amount of snakes seem to suddenly appear and covered not only Kim and Bonnie but Cindy as well. The three piles struggled before the figured broke free from them snake pile. Bonnie and Cindy all screamed out in horror of not only the snakes but also for the fact they were completely naked. "What happen!?" Bonnie screams as she covered herself and tried to run from the snakes trying to coil around her again, "Why is this happening again!?"

"I won't forget this, losers!" Cindy called out, covering herself as well but running away from them as snakes started to give chase.

"Huh," Monique said in surprise, "I wasn't even trying to get her but I'm not comparing."

"We still have Kim," Grim said to her, watching the last snake pile which hasn't broken up yet. "Maybe we'll get lucky and the curse will get rid of the sword."

"You jinx it bonehead," Ron complained, already knowing what will happen next.

The snake pile broke apart and Kim stood up, her eyes glowing red and the sword still firm in her hands. The armor was removed and she did nothing to cover herself as she staked angrily towards them.

"Don't rub it in," Grim muttered before he swung his scythe at Kim. Kim blocked the strike and they started to trade blows. "Knock it off Kim! Give me the-"

But Grim was stopped when Kim tilted her sword and disarmed the reaper, leaving him defenseless. Kim made three rapid strike before she kicked Grim, forcing him to fall apart and scatter before the group of friends. "Oh come on!" Grim complained. "I just put me-self back together."

Kim started to stalk towards them, growling in anger but paused when someone appeared behind her. Kim jerked when someone reached around and suddenly grabbed her bare breast. Getting over her shock quickly, Kim looked over her shoulder and gave Hope an annoyed look. Hope herself gave a sheepish grin, "You seem stressed out master. Why not let you slave girl help you relax?"

Here Hope fondled and played with Kim's breast for a moment getting Kim to growl and move to grab her. But thankfully while Hope didn't mind playing with Kim in such a manner (minus the possession and possibly killing her) she was merely the distraction. The arm holding the cursed Katana was grabbed by Tara's tentacles, a second wrapping around Kim's waist to help hold her in place. Monique took the other side and used her mummy bandages to hold the free arm. Jessica and Liz dove forward and hugged Kim's waist and legs. Kim struggled and pulled but none of them were letting go. Mini appeared before Kim and kicked the girl's hand, knocking the katana free and into the air. The blade spun with deadly precision and pierce the floor. Even though Kim no longer held the sword her eyes were still red, showing the power of the sword still had a hold of her. Ron quickly reached out and grabbed Grim scythe. "Sorry Grim, I got to borrow this."

"What!?" Grim called out. "Why?"

Ron didn't answer as he held the pole end up and smacked it to the ground. The ground split before something popped out of it. Grim blinked as he saw his trunk had been summoned. "Ron! How did you do that!? Keep out of me trunk!"

"Not now Grim," Ron said as he quickly pulled the sword out of the floor and tossed it inside. He slammed the lid, a pulse of magic pushed him back as the magical trunk sealed the curse from the blade. Kim jerked as if struck and nearly went limp. Her friends held her steady as she groaned. "Ahh, what happen?" She blinked seeing her naked, her friend around her, her arms tied up and someone playing with her breast. She peeked behind her and gave Hope a deadpan look. Hope however beamed, "Oh Kim you're back! Thank god!" She celebrated by giving Kim another playful squeeze.

"What do you think you're doing to me?" Kim asked, seeing her lack of dress and being played with as the result of Hope's nymphomania.

"Don't act like you don't enjoy it," Hope said playfully with a pout. "I promise your little slave girl will make you feel better."

"Okay, seriously what is going on?" Kim asked since she knew Hope wouldn't give her any answers.

"Kim, I loved that you and Bonnie caused enough chaos to almost wreck the school, but stay out of it! Chaos and wrecking the school is my thing, so don't do it again!" Jessica was mixed about what happened when she spoke. She liked the chaos and the people screaming in fear, but she was supposed to bring the chaos.

Kim just looked before asking again. "Seriously, what happened, and will you stop that Hope!?" Kim directed the last part to Hope, who was still fondling Kim and added some kissing on the neck.

Hope pouts but stood up and moved next to Ron. "You took a haunted sword and started wrecking the school in a fight with Bonnie who had a possessed suit of armor," Ron said with a grin on his face, as the perk of seeing two lovely naked girls from doing a good deed came in

"Haunted sword?" Kim asked, crossing her arms not to protect her modesty but in confusion. It was then did she notice Grim's trunk from the spot it was summoned, making the connection from that. "Oh…that sword."

"Yeah, that sword" Grim spat, hopping his head around to glare at Kim. "When are you kids gonna learn; Stay out of me trunk!"

"I don't know Grim," Kim said in a similar tone Grim would hear from Mandy when he was in trouble. "When were you planning on telling me that my hourglass was in your trunk?"

"Uhhhh," Was Grim's clever responds.

"I thought so" Kim huffed before she took a look around. "You said I was fighting Bonnie who was also cursed. Where is she?"

Monique jerks her thumb to the bathroom door. "She went in there to try and get some new clothes since she ended up like you."

It was at this moment did Kim seem to realize she was indeed naked. "Yeah, I should probably do the same. I don't want to get detention for indecent exposer."

"I can give you some extra clothes Kim," Hope said happily, a somewhat sly smile on her face.

"I'll pass," Kim said, having a feeling Hope would give her something that fits her nymphomania. Or worst, just give Kim her slave costume and willingly walk around naked except for the collar for the rest of the day.

"Worry not my friend," Mini said, taking Kim's hand and walking her to the bathroom. "I shall retrieve a suitable set of clothing for you and Bonnie."

"Thanks, Mini."

Ron chuckled as the two entered the bathroom, "Well that was enough excitement for one day. I don't think the school would be able to handle anything else."

"Challenge accepted," Jessica stated with a huff, walking away with her golden apple in hand.

Liz and Tara took a glance at each other before they quickly followed to try and do damage control. Ron just shook his head but let it go since he didn't want to deal with it. His musing from broken when Monique wrapped her arms around his and started to pull him away. "Don't think you're done, boy. I did my part so now I get some treats. YOM." (You Owe Me)

Ron was taken aback from this but he beamed and lead her along. "Well, I think I could go for some treats myself."

"Don't forget me, master!" Hope called out, grabbing his other arm and squeezing it between her barely concealed bust. "I helped out too; don't I get a reward master?"

Ron laughed, Monique, joining as she didn't have a problem with it. "Of course, you do. This is turning into a nice Halloween after all and we haven't started on the treats tonight."

The new trio walked away, leaving Grim behind with his trunk and a pile of bones. "Hey! A little help here!" Grim gained a sour looked and glared at their retreating backs. "Well Happy Halloween to you too, you brats."


That was fun, wouldn't you say? I know it was for me. Now for all you ghost and ghouls, freaks and monsters of the night; enjoy the day and of course the night. Tell us what you think? A perfect story for Halloween? How many references can you find? the most can get a treat from me; or perhaps a trick. Stay safe tonight, scare to your hearts delight. But remember to return again at dawn's first light.