TITLE: Slash Style Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
AUTHOR: corrupt-blondie
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Xander's botched love spell turns Cordelia into the most eligible single high school student for all women in Sunnydale!
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I would like to thank Psyche Transcripts for the actual dialogue used in the episode.
FEEDBACK: Of course! Any would be great!
~*~
In the mansion, both Angelus and Spike were staring at the dancing Drusilla.
"She's been like that ever since she tasted that bimbo cheerleader," Angelus said to his wheelchair bound grandchilde.
Drusilla twirled with a dreamy smile on her face, but that grin faded into a scowl towards her sire; "She's not a bimbo, Daddy. She's the singing rose, her siren song beckoning me to her." The female vampire pirouetted before facing the other vampires; "She will be mine."
~*~
In the library, the self proclaimed Scooby Gang were discussing the events of last night.
"You were a rat?" Both Xander and Willow asked together in befuddlement.
"Yeah," Buffy sighed dramatically, "Amy wasn't too pleased when she caught me making out with Cordelia."
Willow's eyes bugged out, "You.you actually kissed Cordelia? Like tongues and. and other things?"
The slayer nodded softly and the redhead added under her breath, "I wish got to do that."
Buffy heard what her best friend mumbled but decided to ignore it and turned to Xander, "So. Drusilla tried to turn Cordelia?"
"Yeah. If it weren't for the mob, we'd be dealing with the Cordy vamp. Not my cup of tea," Xander replied.
"I feel so guilty," Willow stated softly, "I tried to ax murder Cordelia."
Buffy looked to her friend and laid her hand on top of Willow's in a comforting manner, "It wasn't you. It was the spell."
"Yeah," Xander snorted, "the one I started."
Before anyone could reply to Xander's comment, Giles walked in from his office with a couple of books.
"Here are some texts on Angelus, Drusilla, and Spike," Giles said to the group before him, clearly distracted.
Buffy, ever observant, noticed this and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," The older man avoided his charge's eyes, "let's get to work everyone."
~*~
Xander knocked on hospital door, grasping at the bouquet of flowers like he would die without them. Slowly entering the room, he saw Cordelia lying on the bed, staring at the night sky.
"Cordelia," Xander called softly.
The cheerleader turned to face him, "Hey."
Xander walked closer to the bed, placing the flowers on the nearby table, "I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
"I should be mad at you," Cordelia stated and Xander lowered his head in guilt, "but I'm not. well not as much as I should be."
Her ex-boyfriend looked up in shock and Cordelia continued, "I mean, who wouldn't? A mob of love-crazed women chased me all throughout Sunnydale, nearly died by the hands of Drusilla, and to top it all off. Joyce flirted with me." Cordelia shivered, "Sure, the woman knows how to moisturize, but she's a little too old for my taste. Back to the point I was trying to make. I consider this a blessing in disguise."
"Really?" Xander inquired hopefully. "How?"
"It made me realize something," Cordelia paused dramatically, "I'm a lesbian."
Xander's mouth gaped in shock.
The End
A/N: Obviously this is just the beginning, so a sequel will be in the works.
AUTHOR: corrupt-blondie
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: Xander's botched love spell turns Cordelia into the most eligible single high school student for all women in Sunnydale!
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I would like to thank Psyche Transcripts for the actual dialogue used in the episode.
FEEDBACK: Of course! Any would be great!
~*~
In the mansion, both Angelus and Spike were staring at the dancing Drusilla.
"She's been like that ever since she tasted that bimbo cheerleader," Angelus said to his wheelchair bound grandchilde.
Drusilla twirled with a dreamy smile on her face, but that grin faded into a scowl towards her sire; "She's not a bimbo, Daddy. She's the singing rose, her siren song beckoning me to her." The female vampire pirouetted before facing the other vampires; "She will be mine."
~*~
In the library, the self proclaimed Scooby Gang were discussing the events of last night.
"You were a rat?" Both Xander and Willow asked together in befuddlement.
"Yeah," Buffy sighed dramatically, "Amy wasn't too pleased when she caught me making out with Cordelia."
Willow's eyes bugged out, "You.you actually kissed Cordelia? Like tongues and. and other things?"
The slayer nodded softly and the redhead added under her breath, "I wish got to do that."
Buffy heard what her best friend mumbled but decided to ignore it and turned to Xander, "So. Drusilla tried to turn Cordelia?"
"Yeah. If it weren't for the mob, we'd be dealing with the Cordy vamp. Not my cup of tea," Xander replied.
"I feel so guilty," Willow stated softly, "I tried to ax murder Cordelia."
Buffy looked to her friend and laid her hand on top of Willow's in a comforting manner, "It wasn't you. It was the spell."
"Yeah," Xander snorted, "the one I started."
Before anyone could reply to Xander's comment, Giles walked in from his office with a couple of books.
"Here are some texts on Angelus, Drusilla, and Spike," Giles said to the group before him, clearly distracted.
Buffy, ever observant, noticed this and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Nothing," The older man avoided his charge's eyes, "let's get to work everyone."
~*~
Xander knocked on hospital door, grasping at the bouquet of flowers like he would die without them. Slowly entering the room, he saw Cordelia lying on the bed, staring at the night sky.
"Cordelia," Xander called softly.
The cheerleader turned to face him, "Hey."
Xander walked closer to the bed, placing the flowers on the nearby table, "I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
"I should be mad at you," Cordelia stated and Xander lowered his head in guilt, "but I'm not. well not as much as I should be."
Her ex-boyfriend looked up in shock and Cordelia continued, "I mean, who wouldn't? A mob of love-crazed women chased me all throughout Sunnydale, nearly died by the hands of Drusilla, and to top it all off. Joyce flirted with me." Cordelia shivered, "Sure, the woman knows how to moisturize, but she's a little too old for my taste. Back to the point I was trying to make. I consider this a blessing in disguise."
"Really?" Xander inquired hopefully. "How?"
"It made me realize something," Cordelia paused dramatically, "I'm a lesbian."
Xander's mouth gaped in shock.
The End
A/N: Obviously this is just the beginning, so a sequel will be in the works.