The Karaoke Party Of MADNESS
by GothicDJ
GDJ: Hello ladies, hentais, duelists, men, children, Zyborgs, Non Applicables, othe-
YY: I THINK THEY GET THE POINT
GDJ: meanie.well.as they say, fuck you.
YY: -_-
SK: well. Should we get on with this? I have a company to run and I want to get this done as soon as possible.
GDJ: ruin my fun.well, onto the fic-
Maximillion Pegasus: I think you are forgetting something..
GDJ: OH YEAH *smacks MP with blunt objects* my day is complete ^^
SK: I think what numb-nuts over here was trying to say was that you should put up a disclaimer
GDJ: nope
YY: what
GDJ: nope
*Cops come in*
GDJ: I don't own any characters from YGO or any of the songs or people mentioned in this fic save for myself. Au revoir *runs from the cops* Also, Anzu, Honda, and Mokuba won't be in here. Mokuba is too young for what will go on and I hate Anzu and Honda is just useless..^^;;;; oh, and there's no way in hell I'm putting Pegasus in my fic.
YAOI WARNING
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GothicDJ was bored. And not just twiddle your thumbs board, more like draw intricate pictures on your cat bored. Or maybe somewhere along the lines of 'look at all your old school photos bored'. 'So,' she thought, 'this is the true meaning of boredom.' After reading "The Game Queen and Then Some" (AWSOME story, you must all read it *takes out her brainmohypnotic machine* READ IT), she realized that there had to be SOMETHING to do. Suddenly, after singing along to Simple and Clean about 10 times, it was then known that a karaoke party was in order.
"Yeah, so that's why you have to come over," GothicDJ (it will just be GDJ from now on) explained. She could almost hear the wheels turning in her friend Mins' head before she finally agreed. Hanging up the phone, she prepared the house for a very interesting night that was about to commence. Grabbing chips, paper, some colored pens, and her entire collection of music (most of which was on the computer), GDJ began to make little cards for music and names. She was halfway through writing names when the doorbell rang. Freaking the hell out, GDJ finally composed herself enough to answer the damn door. Standing there was none other than Mins, grinning brightly, with her CD case in hand. "Shall we," Mins asked, stepping inside. GDJ grinned.
"We shall"
~Skipping skipping
tripping tripping
Too much crap
Goes tap tap tap
On my keyboard
So as to not let you get bored
I'll skip the trip to where the guests arrive~
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Everyone was there. From Seto Kaiba to Isis Ishtar. All except for Mokuba, Anzu, and Honda. They all had 'prior' engagements. Yami and Yugi were sitting on the couch talking with Ryou and Isis, Malik was doing some form of evil to GDJ's house with Bakura, Seto was schmoozing ((my computer didn't correct this as a wrong word o.O) with Otogi and probably making fun of Joey, who was off flirting with Mai. Yami Malik was no where to be seen at this moment. And of course, Mins and GDJ were getting everything ready. Finally, after almost all the food had been eaten, they came out of their little corner.
"KAREOKE TIME!!" they called out in unison. Everyone groaned.
"Why do we gotz ta do dis," complained Joey, ready to leave since he had eaten his fill. Seto, taking this as a golden opportunity, decided to retort.
"What, is the little puppy dog scared to do this. Why don't you just waltz off with your tail between your legs like the defeated puppy that you are." Smirking as the blond simmered in anger, he leaned back confident in his plan. Joey would get pissed, take the challenge, and end up making a fool of himself. Although, unlike in the play Oklahoma, everything would not be going his way.
"Well Seto, since you seem to have no healthy fear of this like Joey does, why don't you go first." GDJ smirked as she saw him stiffen against the wall. Joey smirked as well, but kept in his laughter for fear of ruining the moment. The CEO, wanting to keep his cool, calmly stood up and picked up a paper from the empty condom box that Mins and GDJ had so thoughtfully looked all over the town for. It was a box of vampire condoms that she saw in a magazine once, but that's not important. When he saw the song, he visibly paled. GDJ looked over his shoulder and read it, and promptly bust a lung. She had to drop to the floor she was laughing so hard.
"BWEEGIDEE!!! SETO!! YOU GOT TO DO IT!!" She choked out, between laughter. "I'll even take the liberty of helping you in the intro," Seto looked relieved, "but only if you dance." Seto did not look relieved. Milling this over in his mind for a bit,
"You help me sing the whole song, and I'll dance." He finally resolved and GDJ happily complied, knowing all too well what the reactions in the audience would be. Everyone would be shocked beyond shocked. Malik would be recording, and Yami would be blushing and trying the bribe Malik out of the film. GDJ whispered to Mins what the music was and she, too, burst out laughing, but turned it on anyway (the quotes going back and forth are GDJ and Seto going back and forth and lyrics will have their names written over it. Starting with Seto).
"Oh My God, Becky, look at her butt it is so big ugh"
"She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends"
"Y'know, who understands those rap guys anyway"
"They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok"
"I mean, her butt, it's just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there"
"I mean, gross, look, she's just so BLACK"
At this point, Seto had to start dancing by shaking his butt up and down *patiently waits for all Seto fangirls to stop drooling on their keyboards and scroll down*
Seto~
"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get
Sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me, use me, cause you ain't that average groupie"
Tired from all the 'ass-shakin'', Seto had to sit down and get some water before getting back up. Of course, Malik was taping and Yami was trying to see how much money it would cost.
GDJ~
"I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal"
Seto~
"I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)"
That deffinetly needed a breather.
GDJ~
"Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Coming together, the two sang the finale, showing more excitement in it than any other part of the song.
Both~
"Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!!"
The whole room exploded in applause with Yami whistling the most. Seto, seemingly broken into the crowd and excitement, actually let a true smile slip as he sat back down, no longer leaning against the wall. Yami had his $25.00 tape put away securely. GDJ, also laughing, sat back down and grabbed a sprite, happy to know that her life wasn't a total waste, and she could do shit like that. Mins was still laughing and had been the entire. It was her way.
"Well," GDJ announced, "the next person will be.." pausing for a moment to draw a name, she smirked a bit.
"The next person to go will be Otogi" and then the evil grins came.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, what do you all think. I can't continue unless I get some incentive so. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW Just press that perdy little button and I'll continue. I'm only asking for one. Makes me feel happy. Besides, I have all the people with what they are going to sing and I really think you wanna read this ^^
SK: who would wanna read your crap
GDJ: 'scuze me Sir Mix A Lot, but who died and made you king
YY: My father died and made ME king ^^
Everyone: -_-
Malik: Just review so I can leave this hell hole.
GDJ: ya'know, talking to an authoress like that isn't all too good for your health..
Malik: Well..now.WHATALOVELYDAYBYE! *Runs away*
Yugi: please review *shiny eyes*
GJD: AAAAA!!! THIS IS 9 FRICKIN' PAGES *dies*
by GothicDJ
GDJ: Hello ladies, hentais, duelists, men, children, Zyborgs, Non Applicables, othe-
YY: I THINK THEY GET THE POINT
GDJ: meanie.well.as they say, fuck you.
YY: -_-
SK: well. Should we get on with this? I have a company to run and I want to get this done as soon as possible.
GDJ: ruin my fun.well, onto the fic-
Maximillion Pegasus: I think you are forgetting something..
GDJ: OH YEAH *smacks MP with blunt objects* my day is complete ^^
SK: I think what numb-nuts over here was trying to say was that you should put up a disclaimer
GDJ: nope
YY: what
GDJ: nope
*Cops come in*
GDJ: I don't own any characters from YGO or any of the songs or people mentioned in this fic save for myself. Au revoir *runs from the cops* Also, Anzu, Honda, and Mokuba won't be in here. Mokuba is too young for what will go on and I hate Anzu and Honda is just useless..^^;;;; oh, and there's no way in hell I'm putting Pegasus in my fic.
YAOI WARNING
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GothicDJ was bored. And not just twiddle your thumbs board, more like draw intricate pictures on your cat bored. Or maybe somewhere along the lines of 'look at all your old school photos bored'. 'So,' she thought, 'this is the true meaning of boredom.' After reading "The Game Queen and Then Some" (AWSOME story, you must all read it *takes out her brainmohypnotic machine* READ IT), she realized that there had to be SOMETHING to do. Suddenly, after singing along to Simple and Clean about 10 times, it was then known that a karaoke party was in order.
"Yeah, so that's why you have to come over," GothicDJ (it will just be GDJ from now on) explained. She could almost hear the wheels turning in her friend Mins' head before she finally agreed. Hanging up the phone, she prepared the house for a very interesting night that was about to commence. Grabbing chips, paper, some colored pens, and her entire collection of music (most of which was on the computer), GDJ began to make little cards for music and names. She was halfway through writing names when the doorbell rang. Freaking the hell out, GDJ finally composed herself enough to answer the damn door. Standing there was none other than Mins, grinning brightly, with her CD case in hand. "Shall we," Mins asked, stepping inside. GDJ grinned.
"We shall"
~Skipping skipping
tripping tripping
Too much crap
Goes tap tap tap
On my keyboard
So as to not let you get bored
I'll skip the trip to where the guests arrive~
^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v^v
Everyone was there. From Seto Kaiba to Isis Ishtar. All except for Mokuba, Anzu, and Honda. They all had 'prior' engagements. Yami and Yugi were sitting on the couch talking with Ryou and Isis, Malik was doing some form of evil to GDJ's house with Bakura, Seto was schmoozing ((my computer didn't correct this as a wrong word o.O) with Otogi and probably making fun of Joey, who was off flirting with Mai. Yami Malik was no where to be seen at this moment. And of course, Mins and GDJ were getting everything ready. Finally, after almost all the food had been eaten, they came out of their little corner.
"KAREOKE TIME!!" they called out in unison. Everyone groaned.
"Why do we gotz ta do dis," complained Joey, ready to leave since he had eaten his fill. Seto, taking this as a golden opportunity, decided to retort.
"What, is the little puppy dog scared to do this. Why don't you just waltz off with your tail between your legs like the defeated puppy that you are." Smirking as the blond simmered in anger, he leaned back confident in his plan. Joey would get pissed, take the challenge, and end up making a fool of himself. Although, unlike in the play Oklahoma, everything would not be going his way.
"Well Seto, since you seem to have no healthy fear of this like Joey does, why don't you go first." GDJ smirked as she saw him stiffen against the wall. Joey smirked as well, but kept in his laughter for fear of ruining the moment. The CEO, wanting to keep his cool, calmly stood up and picked up a paper from the empty condom box that Mins and GDJ had so thoughtfully looked all over the town for. It was a box of vampire condoms that she saw in a magazine once, but that's not important. When he saw the song, he visibly paled. GDJ looked over his shoulder and read it, and promptly bust a lung. She had to drop to the floor she was laughing so hard.
"BWEEGIDEE!!! SETO!! YOU GOT TO DO IT!!" She choked out, between laughter. "I'll even take the liberty of helping you in the intro," Seto looked relieved, "but only if you dance." Seto did not look relieved. Milling this over in his mind for a bit,
"You help me sing the whole song, and I'll dance." He finally resolved and GDJ happily complied, knowing all too well what the reactions in the audience would be. Everyone would be shocked beyond shocked. Malik would be recording, and Yami would be blushing and trying the bribe Malik out of the film. GDJ whispered to Mins what the music was and she, too, burst out laughing, but turned it on anyway (the quotes going back and forth are GDJ and Seto going back and forth and lyrics will have their names written over it. Starting with Seto).
"Oh My God, Becky, look at her butt it is so big ugh"
"She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends"
"Y'know, who understands those rap guys anyway"
"They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok"
"I mean, her butt, it's just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there"
"I mean, gross, look, she's just so BLACK"
At this point, Seto had to start dancing by shaking his butt up and down *patiently waits for all Seto fangirls to stop drooling on their keyboards and scroll down*
Seto~
"I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face you get
Sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me, use me, cause you ain't that average groupie"
Tired from all the 'ass-shakin'', Seto had to sit down and get some water before getting back up. Of course, Malik was taping and Yami was trying to see how much money it would cost.
GDJ~
"I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal"
Seto~
"I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)"
That deffinetly needed a breather.
GDJ~
"Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Coming together, the two sang the finale, showing more excitement in it than any other part of the song.
Both~
"Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!!"
The whole room exploded in applause with Yami whistling the most. Seto, seemingly broken into the crowd and excitement, actually let a true smile slip as he sat back down, no longer leaning against the wall. Yami had his $25.00 tape put away securely. GDJ, also laughing, sat back down and grabbed a sprite, happy to know that her life wasn't a total waste, and she could do shit like that. Mins was still laughing and had been the entire. It was her way.
"Well," GDJ announced, "the next person will be.." pausing for a moment to draw a name, she smirked a bit.
"The next person to go will be Otogi" and then the evil grins came.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, what do you all think. I can't continue unless I get some incentive so. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW Just press that perdy little button and I'll continue. I'm only asking for one. Makes me feel happy. Besides, I have all the people with what they are going to sing and I really think you wanna read this ^^
SK: who would wanna read your crap
GDJ: 'scuze me Sir Mix A Lot, but who died and made you king
YY: My father died and made ME king ^^
Everyone: -_-
Malik: Just review so I can leave this hell hole.
GDJ: ya'know, talking to an authoress like that isn't all too good for your health..
Malik: Well..now.WHATALOVELYDAYBYE! *Runs away*
Yugi: please review *shiny eyes*
GJD: AAAAA!!! THIS IS 9 FRICKIN' PAGES *dies*