I present you one of the latest stories, My Harem Is A What Harem?! A crossover between Naruto and X-overs!

We always see a lot of harem fic where Naruto end up with popular girls who happen to be sexy or very mature in a certain way. Have you ever wonder what would happen if Naruto end up getting a different type of harem and how it will turn out? What about the lands beyond the Elemental Continent? Well, wonder no more!

Someone will ask about Naruto's age, he is sixteen in this story.

Before we start, I will reveal what type of harem Naruto is going to get by accident and it's…Don't freak out…Loli. It also means there are some girls who are older but appear to be young. (Nowi from Fire Emblem: Awakening is best example).

Most characters might be OOC but I'm trying my best.

Enjoy the first chapter of MHIWH?!.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything mentioned in this story.

Chapter 1: Kaguya Is A What?!

"…Wait!" Sasuke stared at Naruto in disbelief as they float in front of Kaguya in a different dimension, both in their powerful mode. "Are you serious?!"

"We won't know until we try, will we?" Naruto smirked at him as his rival kept staring at him, "I've been secretly practicing this technique over the rasengan! I think this might give us our best shot!"

Sasuke slowly shake his head, "…If that might have some possibility of creating an opening with her…" He can't believe that he is going along with Naruto's stupid plan, "…Fine, I'll get my left eye ready then…" He brings his hands up in a seal, "Let's do it!"

"Right!" Naruto grinned, also creating a handseal and he wait for his rival's signal.

Kaguya just stare at them uninteresting until Sasuke's left eye widen at her, "Amaterasu!" The black flame form around the goddess and she quickly dispel them, her eyes widened at the charging blonde.

"Eat this!" Naruto summoned his clone and Kaguya was about to make her move but something happened with a next move. "SEXY REVERSE HAREM NO JUTSU!"

…What did he just say…?

Kaguya stare at a group of handsome men and they were all nude, their bits were covered by smoke. Slowly, her face burn up before a fist knocks her down to the ground with a crash and her body explode in smoke.

"This is the history of ninja, you bitch!" Naruto grinned.

"Now!" Sasuke shouted and they quickly surround her as the smokescreen clean up. They were about to attack her but they froze at the sight with a blink.

There, in front of them, stand a little pale girl with white eyes, look like a ten year old child. She have two long black horns sticking out of her long silver hair, her kimono stop right above her ankles and her red gem on her forehead have close up in a red line between her dot eyebrows. In other word, they were looking at a chibi version of Kaguya.

'…What are we looking at here?' Kakashi stare at the sight from the distance with Sakura, Naruto's clone and Obito, they don't know what to say.

Naruto stare at the chibi, she remind him of a cute rabbit for some reason and his hand move without thinking.

"Y-You…" Kaguya was about to snarl, only to frozen up as Naruto's hand unexpectedly rubs her head like a person do to a pet. She somehow finds it so warmth and blissful, her eyes slowly close at the feeling.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING, BAKA!" Sakura roared at Naruto, the others stare at Naruto in disbelief.

"Ah, sorry!" Naruto removed his hand from her head, "My hand just move on…"

Pair of small hands on his hand halt him and he look down at Kaguya with a blink as she force it back on her hand. Naruto automatically pet her, noticing her blissful expression and he slowly lift his hand up, causing her to stare at him in shock as if someone just kick her puppy. He put it back down and her expression turn back to blissful then he remove it, placing it back on repeating as her expression keep changing.

"Kawaii…" Naruto pet her head with a chuckle, "You're so adorable."

"Y-You…" Kaguya's horns bolt up like lighting, her face become red.

"N-N-Naruto…" Sasuke gave him a look, did the dobe seriously say that?!

"What?" Naruto looked at him as he kept petting her, "It's true! Look at her!" He actually picks her up at her armpit, holding her out to Sasuke. "Doesn't she make you want to pet her?"

"That's our enemy…" Sasuke deadpanned at him with a twitching eyebrow, "The one who trapped everyone in eternity illusion to steal the rest of charka. The one who wants to destroy the world and reform it into whatever she want."

"Oh, right…" Naruto put her back down, petting her again.

"Mother!" The black Zetsu peeked out of Kayuga's sleeve, "They are distracted! That is your chance to take them out!" It move outward to attack Naruto but…

The chibi goddess unexpectedly destroy the black Zetsu with her barehand, to her opponents' suspire, and she look up at the shocked blonde. "Pet me more." Kaguya begged…No, she orders him, not begging, the goddess does not beg!

"Um, okay…" Naruto was about to pet her but he get a brilliant idea, "Only if you give up, release everybody from the Shinju Tree and end the war."

"Dobe, don't be ri…" Sasuke muttered before Kaguya cut him off.

"Deal." Kaguya said quickly, "Now pet me!"

Naruto grin at his rival with a thumb-up as he pet her head, "We did it! We won!"

"…" Sasuke smacked his forehead. 'Did we just save the world with a head pat?!'

"…" Kakashi stare at them with a sweatdrop, 'Did the world get saved by a head pat?!'

"…" Sakura dropped her jaw, "D-D-Did Naruto just end the war with a heat pat?!"

"…W-Wha…" Obito woke up dazedly as he looked around, "W-What happened? Where is Kaguya?"

Kakashi place a paper on top of the completed paperwork in the Hokage's office and he take a small glance out of the window, watching some people craving his face into the Hokage Mountain. It has been one year after the war and he can't believe that he becomes the sixth Hokage, among many things that happened…

"Sensei, I heard you need me for something." Kakashi spun around in his seat, facing Naruto as he walk in.

"Yeah…" The sixth Hokage's eye dart from his student to a familiar loli goddess at his side nervously, "…Hello, Kaguya…I don't remember calling for you…"

After the war, they discovered that Kaguya's loli form was her true appearance and she has been covering herself with the adult illusion for many years, due to politic back then. She suddenly moves into the Konohagakure a few days after the end of the war and they decide that she would live with Naruto for many reasons, what they don't know is that it will make her think…

"Have you forget?" Kaguya turned her nose up in air, "It is the wife's duty to be at her husband's side."

Kakashi look at Naruto's exhausted expression with amusement, "Ah, that's right. I forget you are traditional."

"We're not married…" Naruto groaned under his breath, yelping lightly as the chibi goddess give him a stern glance and he turn to his sensei quickly. "So what do you need me for?"

"Naruto, it's no secret that the people want you to be the next Hokage, due to your popularly and status as the war hero." Kakashi cleared his throat, "But the problem is you don't have enough experience in some certain areas."

"Politics, right?" The blonde's shoulders slumped.

"Well, that's one of them." Kakashi chuckled lightly, "Anyway, to rectify them, I decide to give you an S-rank diplomatic mission." Naruto perked up at the mention of the mission, "Currently, we are working forward to the peace between five nations but the problem is we don't know about the others beyond the Elemental Continent and oversea. The elders, kages and I decide to choose you as an envoy so you can travel around the world to expanding the branch of peace to the leaders. We believe it would take about two years or so, give or take, until you can do it within one year."

"…Wait, just me?" Naruto rubbed his neck with a rapid blink.

"No." Kakashi glanced at Kaguya, "We don't want you to be alone so your 'wife' is going with you."

"Thank you." Kaguya smirked as the blonde grumble something about not his wife.

"And Obito will join you two." The hokage said, to Naruto's surprise.

"Are you sure about that?" Naruto scratched his head, "I mean, Obito don't have much time left."

Obito was planned to be imprisoned for the rest of his life but the allies discovered that he was dying, due to overexhausted of charka, old injuries and a mysterious illness. They relocated him in his old birthplace after they sealed his access of charka off.

"Hai, I'm sure." Kakashi nodded solemnly, "The mission has reached to Obito's ear, via me, and he expresses his interest in traveling around the world before he…" He can't say it, "…Do you have an issues with it?

"No, no, not at all." Naruto waved it off with a shaking head, "He's good guy to me, I'm just concern with his health but if he want it then it's alright with me."

"I do have an issue." Kaguya crossed her arms, "What if he'll get in our way when we consume our relationship for the first time?"

"…We are not gonna do it!" The paled blonde screamed out but his self-proclaimed wife ignores him.

"Don't worry, he know better to not get in your way." Kakashi chuckled heartedly.

"Don't encourage her!" Naruto shouted at his sensei with widened eyes.

After return to his apartment from the Hokage's tower, Naruto spend most of his time packing the essentials and his clothes, sealing his weapons within the scrolls. "Is it necessary to pack this much of ramen?" Kaguya watched Naruto blankly as he sealed the five hundredth ramen.

"Of course it is!" Naruto replied, "You never know if there are some countries that don't have ramen!" He sit down on the sofa to take a short break and he release a sigh as soon as Kaguya climb onto his laps, pressing her back against his chest. "Don't you ever get tired of that?" He rubbed her head with a mumble, it have become an habit since she move into his place and his laps always get occupied by the loli goddess, even in public.

"No…" Kaguya moaned blissfully under his hand with closed eyes, her tiny hands pull his free arm around her small body.

Naruto roll his eyes as his left arm hug her, pulling her closer. "Okay then…" His fingers massaging her scalp, causing her to push her head against his hand deeply and the blonde think to himself. 'How big is the world? I don't think I know anyone who has gone beyond the sea expect for…' "Hey, Kaguya, where do you come from?"

"Mmm, it has been long time since I remember and I'm sure my birthplace has changed in name and location." Kaguya replied, "But that is not important right now. The important thing we have to do right now is…MAKE BABIES!"

Before Naruto can react, Kaguya suddenly kiss him from her position and she was about to pounce on him, only to be holds up at arm length by Naruto. "No, no!" Naruto leaned his head back out of her grabbing hands, "We only have been dating for two months! It's too way soon and I'm not comfortable with that!"

"I have been sealed in the damn moon for centuries and you're not going stop me from fucking your brain out!" Kaguya screamed childishly with kicking legs, trying to grabbing her secret lover. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG IT HAVE BEEN SINCE I GET SOME?! GIMME, GIMME!" It's good thing that she don't remember to use her abilities or Naruto will never hear the end of that.

'I-I hope this mission will take it off her mind.' Naruto kept the horny loli goddess at bay with a nervous gulp, little did he know is that the mission will increase his headaches and frustration.

And that end the first chapter of MHIWH?! Love it? Hate it?

There will be a lot of arcs, fyi.

I can't believe Naruto just saved the world by petting Kaguya without thinking it first! He might regret it because Kaguya chase him around against his will but it turn out he don't mind it since they have been dating in secret for two months…Wait, what? How did that happened?!

Will we find out why he is dating her? Where will they travel to? Who will they meet and who will be part of his harem, accidentally or not? Will Kaguya get some? Let's find out next time!

I think that's all I can say for now…Thank you for your time to read it.

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