Chapter 1 Spongebob Squarepants: Sea-Aliens

We open at night with the usual island and the French narrator well narrating. " You know they say space is filled with wonders and mysteries but the sea is also filled with mysteries and wonder so let's see what are underwater friends are up to."

The camera goes down under the sea and goes to the Chum Bucket where sparks where shown and in the Chum Bucket was a sheet covering something. Plankton was underneath it using a blowtorch.

Karen his computer wife rolled up to him and asked " Plankton what are you doing now?"

Plankton got distracted by his wife's question and burned his antennas, he screams. Plankton got out from the sheet with his antennas still smoking.

Plankton groans but still answered " Oh hey Karen if you must know I'm inventing an alien caller."

Karen was a tiny bit interested " Why an alien caller or better yet aliens period?"

Plankton explained his plan " It's quite simple my dear wife you see I'll make a deal with aliens, I'll asked them to help me steal the Krabby Patty secret formula and in return I'll help them take over and enslave earth it's win-win."

Karen deadpanned " Right well I'll be watching snail videos waiting for this plan to blow up in your face like usual." Karen rolled away.

Plankton " Mock me with your sarcasm all you want Karen this alien plan is FOOL PROOF!" Plankton went back under the sheets to continue with his work.

Meanwhile at everyone's favorite under sea pineapple house Spongebob and Patrick are watching an alien movie Attack of the Martians ! Spongebob was drinking soda and said "This is the best alien movie EVER!"

Patrick ate the popcorn bowl then spits the bowl out and replied to Spongebob " You got that right the special effects are so life-like."

As the movie was playing on Spongebob's TV three fish in battle suits are hunting for the alien.

One of the fish said " I see him." The alien that he spotted was a poorly made alien it was round had a plastic shell/suit red on top and blue on the bottom. It also had three eyes drawn on it by crayon, had a stick on top and a ball with it acted like an antenna, had a rope for it's mouth, had arms also made of plastic and was being hung by strings and moving on wheels. The alien was carrying a fish woman, the fish in battle suits started shooting at the alien with badly made guns, the alien drops the fish woman and quickly went to it's spaceship and flew away.

The three fish fighters went to the fish woman and one of them asked her " Are you alright?"

The fish woman opened her eyes to show that there crossed and said " Shh I'm hiding from the sea-lions."

One of the fish cried out " Oh no her brain has been sucked out dry."

Spongebob and Patrick held on to each other and screamed "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Just then the TV turned off and Patrick said " Hey what's the big idea? It was getting to the best part." It's reveled it was Gary Spongebob's pet snail who turned off the TV.

He said " Meow."

Spongebob " You're right Gary we should get to bed it is awfully late. Night Patrick." Patrick went to his rock home and Spongebob went to his bed.

The two had nightmares where aliens sucked there brains out with bendy straws. The next morning Spongebob woke up he went to his bathroom to brush his teeth but when he saw his reflection he saw an alien and screamed like a girl. When Spongebob takes a second look he saw himself. Spongebob went down stars and ate his kelp cereal but still saw aliens everywhere.

Gary " Meow?"

Spongebob was in denial " No Gary I'm not paranoid about aliens."

Gary not buying it " Meow meow."

Spongebob " I'll have you know I went to therapy after the whole robot Krabs thing." Gary rolled his eyes and left .

Spongebob ignored Gary's eye rolling and put on his Krusty Krab hat " Well I'm off to work."

Spongebob went to work and failed to notice Patrick kicking his own house saying " Die alien die!"

At the Krusty Krab it was business as usual Mr. Krabs was taking a money bath Squidward wanted someone to hit him with a baseball ball and knock him unconscious and Spongebob was grilling up some patties. However Spongebob begins to see the patties as aliens,

Squidward pokes his head through the window and gives Spongebob an order " Spongebob I need three krabby patties with no onions on each." Spongebob didn't noticed Squidward has he swat the patties on Squidward's face.

Squidward was in pain from the patties heat and screams " Spongebob you barnaclehead!"

Spongebob snapped back to reality " Oh sorry Squidward I thought those patties were aliens."

Squidward " I don't want to get involved just get the order ready." Squidward went away.

Spongebob went back to grilling " Pull yourself together Squarepants aliens aren't real it was just a movie."

Spongebob said to himself then heard a psst. Spongebob looked around for the psst but couldn't find it; then Patrick pokes out through a pickle barrel eating a pickle.

Patrick " Psst Spongebob over here." He got Spongebob's attention.

Spongebob said " Patrick what are you doing in the pickle barrel eating pickles again?"

Patrick " That's not important. Follow me to my office." Patrick grabbed Spongebob and brought him inside the pickle barrel,

Spongebob wasn't pleased " Patrick you know Mr. Krabs hates it when you're in his pickle barrels."

Patrick " Forget about Krabs Spongebob you and I have bigger fish to fry."

Spongebob was confused and creeped out by Patrick's frying fish phrase " Frying what now?" Spongebob said.

Patrick face palms " I mean pickles aren't what we should be worrying about Spongebob it's the aliens and their desire to suck out our brains."

Spongebob thought Patrick was out of his mind " Are you sure? Aliens seem a little far fetch."

Patrick "Of course I'm sure don't you see it Spongebob that movie wasn't just a movie it was a warning for us. Warning us that aliens are coming and we must stop it, so that the aliens will leave are brains alone."

Spongebob sounded seemingly annoyed" Patrick that is the most 'more cheerful' BRILLIANT thing you have ever said."

Patrick blushed " Thanks."

Spongebob" Ok let's go stop the alien invasion."

Spongebob and Patrick ran to the door Spongebob addressed Squidward " Bye Squidward, Patrick and I are going to stop an alien invasion." Squidward didn't care and kept on reading his magazine.

Spongebob started to think about a very important detail on the alien stopping plan " Ok Patrick how do we stop the aliens?" Patrick started to think and was overheating causing smoke to come out of his head. Spongebob took notice and splashed a bucket of water on Patrick's head to stop the smoking.

Patrick " That's it." Patrick dug through his bellybutton and got out something covered in belly button lint. Patrick licked the lint off and revealed it to be a megaphone.

Patrick " We use this megaphone to call the aliens telling them to leave our planet and brains alone."

Spongebob "Cool let me give it a try." He grabbed the megaphone but before he could start .

Patrick said " Wait! Maybe we should be higher so the aliens can hear us better ?"

Spongebob " Great thinking Patrick we need to be higher, to the highest point in Bikini Bottom !"

Patrick " Where's the highest point in Bikini Bottom?"

Spongebob pointed towards a very tall and scary mountain" Old Mount Bottom it's so high you can touch the water at the top."

Patrick gulped " Well if it's to save the earth let's go."
Spongebob pulled out his bubble wand and blew a rocket bubble. Spongebob

"Get in Patrick." Patrick did then Spongebob. The rocket bubble flew all the way to the top of Mount Bottom and popped.

Spongebob " Ok let's give it a go." Before he could talk through the megaphone,

Patrick said" Ohh ohh can I try it is my megaphone?"

Spongebob hand the megaphone over " Sure Pat." Before Patrick could talk through the megaphone a jellyfish flock came and knocked the megaphone off of Patrick's hand and fell into an abyss.

Patrick " Now what?" Spongebob started thinking. Back at the Krusty Krab, the customers we're complaining and Squidward was ignoring them.

Mr. Krabs barged out of his office " Squidward why aren't these nice paying customers getting their patties?"

Squidward" Spongebob left with Patrick to stop aliens or something."

Mr. Krabs " What aliens!? Squidward you and I are going to get Spongebob back here."

Squidward " Why should I help?"

Mr. Krabs " Because if you don't you clean the toilets with your tongue." Squidward gulped and followed Mr. Krabs.

Meanwhile Spongebob and Patrick themselves made it to the bottom thanks to the jellyfish and are walking through down town but still needing to find someway to contact aliens.

Just then Plankton himself was giving out a message" Hey aliens let's make a deal you help me get the Krabby Patty secret formula and I'll help you take over earth."

Spongebob " Patrick my brain hatched an idea. We stop Plankton from contacting aliens so that we can contact aliens and tell them to get lost."

Patrick " Wow why didn't I think of that? Ok Spongebob let's go."

Spongebob and Patrick rushed towards the Chum Bucket where there was a giant megaphone sticking out from it.

Karen was less then impressed " This is what your using to contact aliens a really big megaphone?"

Plankton " Shut it Karen this plan is guarantee to work."

Karen" Whatever I'm going back to my snails." She went away. Plankton was about to continue with his message when Spongebob and Patrick burst through the doors.

Plankton " What do you two idiots want?" Plankton was then grabbed by Patrick and tapped to the wall.

Spongebob " Now let's use Plankton's alien caller to call aliens ourselves and tell them to beat it."

Spongebob got to the microphone part and spook into it." LISTEN UP Aliens! We Do Not Want You Coming to Our Planet. You Hear Me?! We Don't Want want your UFOs or slimy tentacles or..." Spongebob heard some munching and turns and sees Patrick eating a chocolate bar.

Patrick then grabbed the microphone and said " But if you want to come to earth for chocolate be our guest."

Spongebob grabbed the microphone back and said to Patrick, " Patrick we have a mission to keep aliens away from earth not towards it even for chocolate. Wait where did you get that chocolate bar anyway?"

Patrick " I don't know where I found this chocolate bar Spongebob but I was so hungry I don't care as long as my tummy is happy I'm complete."

Spongebob " Ok but why did you tell the aliens to come to earth we supposed to drive the aliens away?"

Patrick " Hey if aliens do come they should at least take something that wouldn't hurt us."

Spongebob " Pat I'm not sure if aliens would even care for chocolate let alone use it to hurt us."

Patrick " What do you know you're a sponge?"

Just then Squidward and Mr. Krabs came bursting through the doors.

Mr. Krabs " There you are Spongebob what are you doing lad you should be at the grill making me money!"

Spongebob " Sorry Mister Krabs Patrick and I were trying to stop the alien invasion."

Squidward " Ok it's official Spongebob really does have coral for brains."

The police fish came bursting through the Chum Buck's walls and one of them says " Freeze you're all under arrest!"

Squidward " For what?"

Cop fish " For causing a town panic about aliens jerks." The cop fish all put handcuffs on Spongebob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward and peeled Plankton off the wall and put him in a jar. The cop fish took all five of them away,

Squidward pleaded " But I didn't even know about the alien calls till I got here." The cop fish didn't care and just kept on walking.
That night Spongebob, Patrick ,Squidward, Plankton and Mr. Krabs were in a cell.

Mr. Krabs "I can't believe I'm in jail and not making any money."

Plankton oddly consoled him " Ahh don't sweat it Krabs cheer up Tuesday is taco day."

Squidward " I hate my life."

Spongebob " Cheer up Squidward."

Patrick " Yeah it could be worse, you could have a crummy job and be hated by a lot of people."

Squidward " Like I said I hate my life and everyone I see on a daily basis."

Back at the Chum Bucket Karen was done watching snail videos and decided to clean up Plankton's mess. Karen sighs " Once again a plan my husband came up with back fired I better clean this place up and get him out of jail tomorrow." As she pulled out a vacuum from herself a beeping sound went off. Karen went to find the beeping and came across the computer surrounding the microphone. Karen " It seems my husband's feedback device to let the aliens talk to him is going off , wait a minute if it's going off and it's made specifically to contact alien life then I wonder." Karen produced a robot hand and typed on the computer to get a clear feedback,

an alien-like voice was heard repeating " CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE."

Karen " Well what do you know my husband's plan to contact alien life worked good for him." The camera zooms back to the surface where the island is and at the right a bright object was floating down repeating the word:Chocolate over and over.