Family, can't deal chapter 8

WOOOOOOO, BONUS ROUND PEOPLE. DON'T DIE, YOU MIGHT THOUGH. AND IF YOU ALREADY DID, PREPARE TO DIE TWICE.

Please enjoy ;). I am so sorry for updating so late. But I had exams, and they are a bit more important.

Also important: at the end of the chapter a BIG announcement.

Chapter 8 (poor) Sleeping Ash,

Toru Shirota was a pretty easy going man, he would always be there to help someone. He was very open-minded and cared a lot for his nephew Mahiru. But apparently, to his own surprise, there was a limit to what he could handle. Because he just found Mahiru with a stranger in bed, naked.

"Where do I even begin with this one?" the adult thought, "Well, it's not like I am against it. But he could at least have told me that he got a lover" he also thought with an annoyed expression. "Then again, it's probably my fault for not being around so much". But just as Toru sighed the sloth pair woke up.

"Good morning Kuro" the teen said sheepishly. Kuro yawned before answering with a "morning" while rubbing his eyes. "What do you want for breakfast?" the eve asked his servamp. "No breakfast, it's Saturday let's sleep till noon" Sleeping Ash said, wrapping his arms around his cute lover. Mahiru giggled before replying "I can't do that Kuro, I still have a lot of things to do". "You always have things to do" Kuro complained, "You need to take a break". He pushed his forehead against his eve's forehead. "You need to take better care for yourself". "That's my line" the teen said a bit annoyed, deciding to close the gap between their li-

*SNAP* The sound of a phone taking a picture. The sloth pair looked up with a confused expression, which quickly turned into a mixture of surprise and fear. "Ah, don't mind me, continue" Toru-san said. "U-U-U-UNC-UNCLE" Mahiru shouted. "What are you doing here, I thought you would be home tomorrow". "Haha, I was faster done than I expected" he laughed. "But I guess you also could not tell me something straight. In this case that you had someone. Hahahaha" the man laughed at his own joke. "Can't deal" the servamp complained, "Not on a Saturday".

After that embarrassment the trio had breakfast. Well tried to, since it was really awkward. "U-uhm uncle" the eve hesitantly started. "Yeah?" the man replied. "Are you not going to ask about us." The teen questioned. "Not really, I think I will find out on my own just fine" he reassured. "But I do have one question for him" he said while looking at the servamp. "Kuro was it, right?". "Y-yes". "Please don't kick me out, please let me stay, please let me marry your cousin. Ugh I can't deal with this stress." Sleeping ash thought. "Do you make each other happy?" Toru finally asked in all seriousness. "We do" Kuro said with confidence, "it has been a very long time since i have felt this happy with myself and with someone who accepts me for who I am" he said smiling while looking over to Mahiru.

"I am happy too" Mahiru said, "Kuro makes me feel more relaxed, I feel less pressured thanks to him and to put it simple I did things I could never imagine pulling off". The sloth pair smiled at each other holding hands. "That's all I need to know" the uncle said happy. "But I never expected that you would open the closet from the inside". The man laughed again at his own joke. "That was really lame" the duo thought.

After that eventful morning, the sloth pair decided to go on a date. At night of course. They did nothing really special, just walking around town. That was until they stumbled upon a festival. Sure they had fun, but unfortunately for our lazy servamp, they were spotted by someone. Someone who they had an "interesting" past with. Who? Why no other than the lying subclass of Melancholy; Sakuya Watanuki.

"What is Mahiru doing here?" the teen questioned in his mind. "No wait, this is the perfect chance to make my collection of Mahiru pictures bigger". And so the green haired vampire stalked them. But it only lasted for like five minutes before he was noticed.

"Sakuya is that you?" the eve asked the subclass, who was trying to hide behind a candy stand. "Oh uhm, hey Mahiru" he answered shyly, "What are you doing here?" the eve continues to ask. "Well you know, I heard that there was a festival going on. So I thought 'why not check it out?' ". The liar quickly said. Sakuya doesn't like lying, but he definitely doesn't want his cru- 'friend' to find out about the fact that he was stalking him. "What were you guys doing?" "We're on a date" Kuro answered, resting his head on his boyfriends shoulder.

Sakuya's heart broke into pieces, "D-Date?". "Ah Tsubaki never told you?" The browned haired teen asked, "Kuro is my boyfriend". And those broken pieces of heart broke even further, as the green haired teen fell to the ground with his knees. "How the frick did I lose to that lazy, good-for-nothing servamp. Doesn't matter I'll just steal Mahiru away from him. Mahiru belongs to me." The subclass thought while losing any little sanity he had left.

"But you can hang out with us if you want to?" the eve asked. "Mahiru" Sakuya said with tears in his eyes. "Well that is if you are okay with it Kuro" the eve continued. Mentally the servamp said no really hard, but he knew the liar was an important friend to Mahiru. So he sighed yes with a bored expression.

And so the trio continued their night through the festival. But the peace only lasted for like what? Three minutes. Because they went past a few candy stands and now both vampires were trying to feed the cute eve. "Hey Mahiru try this caramel apple" the green haired teen said, while holding the apple on the stick in front of his crush. "Ah don't mind if I do" the teen said, taking a bite out of the sweet.

"That's good" he smiled while eating. "Ah god he so cute" Sakuya thought. "Mahiru" Sleeping Ash said from the other side of him. "Try some cotton candy" he told him, while he was stuffing his own face with the sweet. "Thank you Kur-" his eve tried to say but was silenced when the servamp kissed him. Placing the piece of candy from his mouth to his boyfriends. And that's pretty much how the night continued.

Whenever Sakuya tried to make a move, Kuro would make his better. Throwing rings, Kuro got the better prices. Goldfish scooping, Kuro used his cat instincts and go on. After a while the two vampires were sitting on a bench watching their beloved Mahiru helping some lost people.

"You win this round, I'll give you that" the liar admitted defeat. "But I am not going to give up" Sakuya threatened the Servamp of Sloth. "You can try but you will always fail" was his answer. "The stars are beautiful tonight" he continued, trying to lift the mood. "You know what else his beautiful?" the subclass of melancholy asked. "Mahiru" they both answered. "What?" the boy answered with a confused look.*

First of all, again I am sorry for uploading so late. But in all honesty I just didn't have time. I am also worried that I messed up the uncle's character. But let me know in your reviews what you guys thought about this bonus chapter.

*Second I am so sorry, I saw that tumblr post and I couldn't resist.

Now for the Big ANOUNCMENT: Seeing how popular this story is, I have decided to make a volume two of Family, can't deal. It will be like this one but different. This time around Kuro has to deal with two siblings, so maybe like Lily an Jeje when there at Misono. Or Hyde and Tsubaki fighting or even the Mother and Doubt Doubt at their apartment.

But (there is always a but) I will only do it if at least 10-15 people say they want it in their review. So review this story and also tell me which combo you want to see.

I hope you enjoyed and please review

*Edit* Try part 2 over here: s/12315706/1/Family-can-t-deal-2