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Guest Reviewer 1: You do? Well, I am trying to make them a nice-sized length, but I can't make them too long, as I have several other fics to write. Don't worry. There will be longer one shots posted in the future. This collection is going to be a mixed bag. As for closure, I will try to steer away from any blatant cliffhanger endings in my fics, but there will be some where the situation ends in a 'will they, won't they' kind of deal - although, you can rest assured, that nearly all of my stories will have Sasuke and Hinata end up together, even though it won't always be affirmed. However, this fic you are about to read is a genuine 'they're a couple' story. I hope you like it!

Guest Reviewer 2: Thank you, love! Haha! You're correct! I don't know why I put Wickham instead of Willoughby! Pfft! They are alike as they are both scoundrels! So I suppose you could say that could be another factor in my forgetting who I was mentioning! Thank you for the headsup! I've corrected that error now!

A/N: I really have no idea what was going on with this oneshot. Haha! I'm classifying it as an experimental plotless vomit fic because I literally threw up whatever was in my brain into this chapter. Also, this Hinata is sassy because I love writing Sassy! Hinata. So don't be surprised if she's not as timid here as she is in the manga/anime. This goes for some of my future Sasuhina fics and my Naruhina fics as well.

Sasuke is supposed to be helping Hinata practice with a pinãta, but they get distracted.

"I just don't understand why you couldn't get Sakura or Ino to help you with this."

"Tak, Sasuke, you need to stop being so uncooperative. Is it too much for me to ask you to help me play this game?"

"But that's the point, babe. Hitting a piñata is supposed to be done when there are, I dunno, more than two people in the room."

Hinata swatted her boyfriend's hand and smiled when he grunted in response. "Well, I just wanted to get a little practice in before the party tonight. Kiba said he wanted us to play it, but since I'm not very familiar with western games, I thought learning a little bit about it would help."

"That still doesn't explain why you chose me to help you instead of Sakura or Ino," Sasuke replied crossing his arms with a bored expression on his face.

Honestly, why did he have to make such a big deal about everything? Hinata rolled her eyes from underneath her blindfold. "Because they always end up fighting whenever they're together. I like them both, but I can only take tiny doses of them when they're in the same room."

"Well, I guess you have a point." Although Sasuke couldn't understand why Hinata hung around those two women at all. They were always so loud and annoying. Every time he saw them, he'd find something to do and make himself scarce.

Sakura and Ino were among Sasuke's ever-growing band of fangirls who were completely obsessed with him. Just one more reason why he didn't like that Hinata kept them as her friends.

She had a good heart and she liked to be on amicable terms with anyone, if she could, so Sasuke couldn't fault her on that. For years, he thought she was a very timid, weird girl who had a lot of self-esteem issues. While this was partly true, he was nonetheless drawn to her.

Hinata's quiet nature and resilient spirit were attractive to him and he found himself wanting to know more about her, see what made Hinata so unique. Indeed, Sasuke did get to know her very intimately, and in such a way, that he wanted her to be his. And everyone knew that what Sasuke wanted, Sasuke got - but Hinata wanted him too, so it was a very mutual decision. It wasn't long before she became his girlfriend.

Sasuke was sitting down in a chair, smirking while watching his girlfriend try to hit the paper mache donkey. She was really too cute. "Hinata...look you're barely even touching the thing."

"Hey, that's not my fault. You were the one who spun me around way too hard." The girl gritted her teeth and waved the baseball bat as if she were searching for him.

He rolled his eyes and stood, grabbing the baseball bat from her hands and positioning her right in front of the donkey. She squeaked at his sudden motion, but complied as he moved her.

"There. It's right in front of you, so you can't miss it now."

"You're so mean!" She slapped his arm and he laughed, slipping out of her reach.

"Nope. Just honest. You knew that when you agreed to go out with me."

"Humph! If I knew you were going to be this big of a pain, I never would have agreed to it!" Hinata raised the bat and began to swing in front of her, but every time she waved the bat, she missed the donkey. She was terrible at this.

"Tch. You can stop lying. Everyone knows that you were - what was the word our good friend, Naruto used? Oh, yes. 'Thirsty' for me."

The blush that grew on Hinata's cheeks gave him more affirmation concerning how she felt towards him before they got in a relationship.

"That is not true! I wasn't 'thirsty' for you! I never get thirsty for anyone, and I really hate that stupid phrase!" She swung her bat several times, but kept missing the pinãta. Sasuke grabbed the bat from her and put it under his arm.

"Oh, yeah. Then why are you blushing, Princess?" He whispered the last word at her cheek, making her shiver with pleasure. Hinata's ear was one of her e zones, something Sasuke had been pleased to discover one night after they'd had a heavy make out session.

Well, she actually loved it when he put his lips anywhere on her body. Hinata Hyuuga's biggest weakness was her own boyfriend. That's knowledge that would make any guy's day. It definitely did so for Sasuke. The idea that he could please her and make her happy just by being himself, without having to be a trademark asshole like he practiced being to most people around him, was very endearing.

"I-I'm not blushing." She mumbled.

Sasuke couldn't help smirking again. Any time Hinata stuttered it was because she was either nervous or aroused. In this case, it was clear she was aroused. And why wouldn't she be? He knew his woman.

He slid his arms around her waist and brushed his lips against her ear, nipping at the skin with his teeth. She squealed and gave a little jump when he did that. "Sasuke...what are you doing? My dad is in the other room."

"So what?" He took the blindfold off his girlfriend's face and tossed it to the ground. Now their eyes met and Sasuke let his hands run into her hair, pulling her to him. "It's not like he disapproves. I am a Uchiha after all. How could he tell me that he doesn't want me around his daughter when he knows what a good match we'd be?"

"Dad didn't said that. He said that he thought you and I make sense as a couple, but he never said anything about a good match we'd make." She bumped him with her hip and blushed when she felt something a little...hard. "God, it never takes you long, does it?"

Sasuke laughed and swayed her body with his. "Hey, it's not my fault that you got me started. It's a biological thing." He made a big show of looking around and scooped her up in his arms, so she was sitting on his arms with her behind nestled against his chest.

"Ah! What are you doing?" Hinata half-turned to scowl at her boyfriend, but Sasuke just kissed her on the nose.

"Be quiet. I don't want anyone to catch us." Then he ran out of the kitchenl up the stairs and into her room. The entire time, Hinata held onto his arms, afraid that she was going to fall. Of course, that wouldn't have happened because Sasuke was very strong, but sometimes, the illogical part of your brain stands to attention when you're taken by surprise.

When they got into her bedroom, he carried her over to her bed and tossed her on it. Hinata landed with an 'Oof!' She crossed her legs and furrowed her brow at him as he closed her door and locked it. "Sasuke, what are you do-"

Her words were interrupted by his lips pressing to hers. Hinata moaned and gripped his collar, responding favorably to the kiss. Sasuke got on top of her and grinded his hips to her, making her whimper at the friction. He unashamedly leaned down and whispered in her ear, "Don't you see what you do to me, Hinata?" He took her hand in his and put it on his now very hard length. "That's because of you. You don't even have to touch me and you make me hard."

Hinata moaned again and wrapped her legs around him, rubbing her body to his. "Mm, Sasuke..."

The Uchiha smiled down at her wanton goddess. She was shaking and writhing underneath him and all he did was talk dirty to her. That was one of the things he loved the most about Hinata. She did her best to behave like a proper lady, as a Hyuuga heiress should, but deep down inside, she was really just as horny as he was. Not that he was complaining.

"I'm right here, baby." Sasuke unbuttoned his shirt and grabbed her arms, pulling her up to him. He kisses her gently, taking his time as his fingers went up the back of her shirt and groped her naked flesh, smoothing his palms over the skin on her stomach. Between kisses, he spoke to her tenderly, the way only a lover would. "Tell me what you want."

Hinata's eyes opened and she stared at him through half-lidded eyes. Eyes that were full of lust and need. They had a few make out sessions before, and a few moments of heavy petting, but they chose not to go through it each time. Now, though, Hinata yearned for Sasuke more than she'd ever thought would be possible.

Her lips parted and she touched his chest shyly, smiling lightly when the muscles jumped under her hands. She didn't want to wait any longer and she knew that he felt the same. "I want you, Sasuke..."

"And you'll have me. All of me." He tugged her shirt up, kissing the flesh that gradually became bare to him. Then he tossed the shirt away and drew her back to him for another passionate kiss.

Annnnd, yeah. I ran out of stuff to add. :3