Sometimes games can get slightly manipulated. First SG1 story, I'd say set around early season 7, Daniel is back. Slight spoilers for season 5 Enemies just on one reference.

Sam's thoughts are in italic. Enjoy!

"Hey! That's my word!"

"No way I thought of it first!"

"No way you copied me."

"Didn't"

"Did"

"Didn't"

"Did"

"Didn't"

"Guys! Seriously you sound like a bunch of 5 year olds!" a very annoyed Sam yelled. This was the third time during this game that she had to stop the oncoming argument between the boys. 'Seriously how old are they?' Sam turned to Teal'c, who as always was being his usual stoic self, what with that tilted head and one eyebrow raise. 'It's all right for him he doesn't really show his agitation. He has the patience of a saint.' Sam turned her head back towards the two males on the other side of the table that were now doing a great impression of avoiding looking at each other. 'Right here we go again, how to sort this out this time.'

"Seriously guys this is the third time we have had to stop this game," She spoke to the people opposite her.

"Yes well, tell Jack to stop stealing my words!" The normally, mild tempered archaeologist spat out. Jack turned sharply to look at the person next to him.

"I did not steal any of your stupid words! I found them myself!"

"Yeah as if. I can really see you come up with a word like 'sebaceous.' I bet you don't even know what it means, let alone how to spell it!" The archaeologist spat back.

'Oh Daniel's really in for it now' Sam thought as she saw her CO's face turn to what was usually reserved for killing Jaffa.

"WHAT? What are you implying Daniel? Just because I don't have the knowledge of 26 different languages like you or brains the size of Carter, doesn't mean I don't know what words mean or how they are spelt, check any of my completed mission reports."

"Yeah right, I bet you probably asked Sam to write a few big words in your reports in order to get out of doing more work!" Daniel bit back.

'Wait a minute! When did I suddenly get dragged into this,' Sam thought. She slightly turned to her right and observed Teal'c to see whether he was going to stop the oncoming fight this time. However, there was no doubt about it, he was smirking, and he was enjoying this. 'Great. Just Great. Well that's it I've had enough! Teal'c is not going to help. Time to end this before Daniel ends up on the floor unconscious or worse dead.'

"Why you….." Jack's words were abruptly cut off.

"GUYS!" Sam shouted. Suddenly they both turn to her with daggers in their eyes.

"WHAT!" they shout in unison. 'Great. Whenever they are angry with each other, I try to help but no, somehow I become the bad guy.' She thought.

"Seriously guys, have you heard yourselves? I'm sure Apophis and Ba'al wouldn't argue this much."

'God, now they are both staring at me like I've grown a second head. Lord honestly; give me a break here. Great. Anytime you'd like to step in here Teal'c.'

After glancing towards the Jaffa, his second eyebrow had now joined the first.

"Major Carter," Teal'c said, "I do not think that Apophis would be able to partake playing such a game as he is dead, and as for the System Lord Ba'al, I would disembowel him before he could even set foot on this planet."

'Trust Teal'c to state the glaringly obvious. It was bad enough with the two overgrown babies arguing, but a Jaffa joker? Just wonderful. Okay, this has to end now before I lose my sanity or worse, just end up killing them all.'

"What I am trying to say is that, if you cannot partake in a game without you two arguing so much, then there is no point in us playing any games together as every game we play the two of you will be blaming each other for something." All three sets of eyes continue to stare at her. 'Great, the silent treatment. As I stated earlier why do I always end up the bad guy here?'

Finally, silence befalls the table. 'Finally, blissful silence. Perhaps, it's finally hit home, maybe they can work it out, please God I'm begging you here for my own sanity.'

"Well he started it," Daniel stated, shattering the moments of peace.

"Did not," Jack bats back

"Did too,"

"Did not,"

'Oh here we go again!' Sam threw her head against the table with a loud 'THUMP' while the arguing continued around her.

"Did too,"

"Did not,"

"DID TOO!"

"DID NOT!"

"Right that's it! I'm out of here before I lose my sanity or worse yet, I end up killing one of you." Sam shouted as she grabbed her coat from the back of the chair and headed out the front door, slamming it shut on her way out. Silence descended on the room once again.

"So, I take it she is thoroughly annoyed?" Jack asked after another pause.

"It would appear that that is the case O'Neill," Teal'c answered his friend.

"YES! WOHOO! I knew it. Cough up Danny Boy, you owe me $20," Jack slapped his friend on the shoulder. Daniel took out his wallet and retrieved a twenty dollar bill and handed it too Jack.

"Seriously, I thought she would have more guts and patience to try and tolerate us and put an end to the fighting." Daniel shook his head.

"Yeah well, we were pretty convincing," Jack laughed as he put away his $20.

"Indeed. I feel that Colonel Carter was convinced by your little deception." Teal'c added.

"Yeah, she's going to be really annoyed with us though when she finds out she was set up," Daniel joined in the laughter.

"Yes well, lets not dwell on getting our ass' kicked for now and anyway, it's payback for those big words she kept using that we didn't understand." Jack added. They all laughed well except for Teal'c who just smiled and nodded.

"She what are we going to do now?" Daniel asked

"Wanna play monopoly?" Jack asked

"Indeed!"

And that's that. Hope you enjoyed. I may write more escapades regarding the guys and their art of manipulation. Please feel free to review, as it's my first story I am open to feedback.