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Chapter 2

Following day

"Oh let me help you Naruto-sama." said a very attractive blonde. Her cleavage were practically bursting from the tight bikini.

"No let me massage you shoulders Naruto-sama." said an equal attractive brunette.

"Girls girls you can both do it." said Naruto a huge perverted grin was on his face. As well as a tremendous blush.

"We love you Naruto-sama!" shouted out both girls at the same time. "How can we repay you." Naruto began laughing with joy like an idiot.

"Oh I'm sure I'll .."

"NARUTO!"

The blonde was brought back to his mindscape rather forcefully by his prisoner.

"Morning. Kurama, why you wake me up dude?" Said the blonde mouth wide, yawning.

After coming back from what both deemed a failure they had decided to open a stand. A ramen stand. So with the help of Bunshins they were able to get a permit and essentials needed to run this joint.

"Fucks sake, you're supposed to open today you dumb fuck."

"Oi fuck you, I was in the middle of a perfect dream you dipshit and imagine my surprise when I have to wake to your ugly face. It's like Freddy Krueger waking a baby."

The almighty fox just snorted.

"What…?" He looked at the blonde, sighing once again.

"I'm just tired of you sitting on your ass all day. Go out, meet someone.."

It was the blonde's turn to sigh. "We've had this conversation way too many times. I wasn't even going to consider of applying at that school. I don't need anybody. I've got you there as a friend, it's enough for me."

"Well, you should get to know some people, act with people your own age! I know it's hard given your situation. But fucking hell you are not supposed to talk to an age-old demon while reading old magazines!" He started lecturing. "Plus you could start training more…" He then looked away, muttering "...and you could stop masturbating…"

"What's 'masturbating'?…" Naruto said playing the dumb card. It's not everyday that you're accused of masturbating by your own companion.

"I've seen you drool over woman while looking through that telescope of yours, you creep."

"So?" The boy shrugged.

"You have several dirty magazines under your couch…"

"So?" Naruto's eyes momentarily widened. He done it so fast that it could not have been noticed by anyone. However the human fox wasn't anything normal, to which caused him to resort to the irrefutable evidence.

"I'VE SEEN THE STAINS ON YOUR BED!" He bellowed as his voice echoed throughout the sewer in which was his mind.

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The two just stared at one another, neither side giving in.

"What stains?" Naruto said, quirking his head.

"…"he stared at the boy long and hard. If looks could kill, the Uzumaki would have been nothing but a pile of ash and bones covered in shit.

"Just open up shop..."

"...aye.."

Afternoon at Uzumaki Ramen...

"One Miso Ramen coming up!"

The stand was buzzing with customers, left and right you'd see countless of students. At first they arrived to eat a Yukihira Diner but since the owner was on leave and his equally talented employee opened up a stand, didn't give them a lot of options.

"Its great, Naruto-san!"

"Yeah, it's really amazing. Can't believe we get food like this for little money!"

Yep. Money was coming in. Faces were bright with satisfied smiles. What more could a chef want?

"Aaah!"

Frightened yell from the high school students. The reason were tall and gruff looking men adorning black suits and shades, probably one of those up and rising mafias.

As far as the blonde was concerned, these little shits would die if they dared to fuck up his fine establishment.

These cannon fodder soon made space for some old geezer to enter his stand. The man was frightening, certainly something you wouldn't want to wake up too, not to mention intimidating. Noticing the olive coloured yukata the geezer was wearing, Naruto was sure he read something about him somewhere.

"What can I help you with?"

"Oh, nothing just give me some vegetarian ramen, young man."

Grabbing all the ingredients needed for the ramen. He couldn't take any chance, the man was probably some sort of critic.

After a while, he set a plate for the unknown director.

"Here you go, Uzumaki Special Rich Ramen"

While this was going on all students and customers were fixated on what the man would deem the blondes food. The scent was soft and mellow driving them towards the very rich looking broth.

Tasting the noodles, magnificent, he kneaded yuzu citrus into them. Carrying on he couldn't stop. No its Y-you just can't stop! The broth is a combination of soy milk and scorched Miso! He used ebi-imo taro which has a fine elastic texture and a rich taste. Doing this it imparted a creamy depth to the broth. The old man breathing down the noodles felt warmth spread throughout his body.

This must be the effect of the chilli oil, grated ginger and garlic. The mild soy milk masks the bite of those ingredients, letting them gradually warm you up.

Just staring at the bowl you could tell just how much work and attention went into these toppings.

Lotus and burdock roots were thinly sliced and fried to a golden colour. The carrots and turnips were grilled over charcoal until lightly scorched, then seasoned with rock salt to bring out their natural sweetness. He was able to do all of that to deepen it's flavour just like the French cuisine.

By then the man's yukata was ripped off his torso. With his eyes widening when he noticed something in the dish, he used Tempeh. Amazing. The texture is so close to that of meat that it can be mistaken for it. Ideal for those who don't eat meat or dairy products. The broth itself is made from kelp and shiitake mushrooms. No meat involved. How many ideas are crammed into this single dish!? It contains a lifetime of knowledge of a man whose travelled the world

"Amazed, Huh old man?" asked the blonde

Regaining his bearings and placing his yukata back on. It was unbelievable, a dish that only the finest can make just what or where did the boy learn from.

"Hahahahaha, amazing? It's beyond that, brat! It's truly stunning and unique that you've impressed me, Hahahahaha!" Said the man with his laugh resounding and brash as well as devilish it gave a handful of students the shakes.

"Join my school, Tōtsuki Culinary Academy. With all the facilities you could create and learn new things!" Said the named man. The Devil of the food world, had just asked a boy to join his school. Everyone was silent, waiting for the owner to grace them with an answer.

"No"

Silence, pure unadulterated silence.

Senzaemon Nakiri was expecting a positive answer not a decline to his offer.

"W-why not?"

"That's easy, there's nothing to do there, I have a stand and customers. What could I possibly need from you that I can't get here."

Yeah, sure that was a valid reason to decline the offer.

"You get the 8th Elite Seat as well as anything you want under my power"

That came off a little desperate but what do you do when you find a diamond in the rough? You buy that fucker with what you can offer.

"Naruto take the deal. Ask for engineering equipment and land. We can work on our experiment and with Wood Release we'd be able to grow our own farm." Said Kurama, he'd been awake since the change of atmosphere outside his partners head.

"We'll take the offer. But we want our own land and some engineering tools"

Well that was easy. If he said no I would've given him the 1st Seat. Hahahaha!

"Deal" he said shaking the hand of the blonde he recruited.

"I'll see you tomorrow for the start of the semester." Senzaemon said exiting the stand with his men.

Night

Before going to bed the blonde decided to check on the fucker he sealed away on his forearm. Lifting his sleeves up, you'd see his arm covered in kanji that could be mistaken for tattoos. He unsealed the gem he constructed to sap the bastard's power so it wouldn't cause too much damage.

Naruto then tapped the gem. "You still here, big guy?"

A black mist then gathered inside the gem and a small orb with a mouth appeared. It grinned at him and flipped him off. Naruto then grabbed his arm and shook it around.

"Take that! Hahahaha! Who's the boss now, you little shit!"

Kurama looked at him puzzled, shrugging his shoulders, the Bijuu went back to his own business. He honestly was concerned of the Jinchuuriki's sanity.

END

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