Trip to Azkaban

Summary: Another Harry goes to Azkaban story, just not for the reason you're probably thinking.

Story Start: Azkaban (Obviously)

There was a loud POP as a figure brute forced his way through the prison's wards. A heavily muscled but still lithe form looked up at the looming prison as he took his hands off of a much more solidly built man and a wiry woman. Thirty-year-old Harry Potter looked at his two best friends and said "Ready guys?"

Ron nodded and said "Sure am mate, we should have done this years ago."

Hermione gave a nod of her own and said "Yes, let's get this ridiculous bit of childishness over with already."

"Ah come on Hermione, you know you want to do this just as much as we do." Harry said as he reached inside a pocket and pulled out what looked like a standard fragmentation grenade except for the radiation symbol on one of its sides. Hermione simply huffed at him before she made a get on with it motion with her right hand. Harry grinned before he pulled the pin out with his thumb creating a very satisfying ping as the ring hit the ground before he released the spoon and chucked it at the building. The grenade had barely left his hand before all three were crouching and forming a massively overcharged bunker charm over their heads with the hand that held their wands and the other popping very strong sunglasses over their eyes.

Not a moment later, the grenade hit the side of the abandoned prison and there was an almighty roar as the miniaturized nuclear device went off. The trio closed their eyes as the explosion vaporized everything else around it, battering at their shield but failing to break it.

The trio waited for a minute after the explosion died before they stood up and opened their eyes, the shield around them extending to still properly protect their now taller profiles. Looking around at the barren wasteland that the ancient wards had barely contained, Hermione huffed and said "Well, that went about as well as expected."

"Which was AWESOME!" Ron crowed as he eagerly took in all of the destruction they had caused with such a small package. Harry meanwhile had a satisfied look on his face as he surveyed the blast zone.

Giving a nod, the leader of the trio said "Mission accomplished, let's get out of here while our shield's still strong." The other two nodded before they apparated out, leaving the desolation behind them. Good riddance to bad rubbish.