It seemed Bobby was the one who always initiated 'team bonding exercises', as they had come to be called. Movie night was the last one, and now he'd suggested a game night. He'd even offered to make pizza, but Pietro had taken that job away from him and made Wanda do it, because the ice-powered guy shouldn't be anywhere near a source of heat that intense.

He did, however, let Bobby choose the game. The mutant had gone rooting through the attic, where a bunch of stuff from varying universes had been stockpiled by Q. He came back with a black box declaring 'Cards Against Humanity' in large white letters. Pietro raised an eyebrow at his choice, but trusted his boyfriend's judgement on the matter. After all, Bobby was initially from the '50s. He wouldn't pick something inappropriate, would he?

Oh boy was Pietro wrong. There was nothing remotely innocent about the game Bobby had picked, and he found that out one round in. They were all sitting around the kitchen table, all ten of them, each with seven white cards. Bobby elected himself something called the 'Card Czar' after reading the rules, which let him flip over a black card for people to 'submit' white cards to, which was what they had in their hands. Pietro's cards were inappropriate and crude, and he could only image how bad the others were.

The black card Bobby had flipped over read 'Major League Baseball has banned [blank] for giving players an unfair advantage'. Barnes snickered as he turned in his card, and Pietro knew the game was doomed from there.

The white cards that were turned in read 'bees? (Karen)' (with the question mark, mind you), 'white people (Carter)', 'dying (Johnny)', 'crippling debt (Pietro)', 'men (Wanda)', 'Morgan Freeman's voice (Vision)', 'masturbation (Bucky)', 'the American Dream (Steve)', and 'doing the right thing (Jordan)'.

Bobby couldn't stop grinning or giggling as he pointed to the 'masturbation' card. Bucky let out a cheer and punched the air, collecting his black card and flipping up the next one.

The black card read 'what gets better with age?', and Bucky couldn't help but grin. "Me," he joked, earning a playful groan from most of the group. He was started to revert back to that teenage boy from Brooklyn, and it was driving everyone else crazy.

White cards for that round included 'puppies! (Wanda)', 'a lifetime of sadness (Bobby)', 'amputees (Pietro)', 'unfathomable stupidity (Jordan)', 'puberty (Carter)', 'Michael Jackson (Vision)', 'the Big Bang (Steve)', 'attitude (Karen)', and 'my relationship status (Johnny)'.

"Honestly, this isn't even a hard choice," Bucky grinned, pointing to the 'amputees' card. Pietro grinned, snatching up the black card and flipping a new one.

Pietro literally cackled when he turned over the black card. "Why am I sticky?" he read off with a devilish grin. Bobby face-palmed at his boyfriend's over-eager attitude towards the card, but placed his own down anyway. Wanda rolled her eyes at her twin, placing in her own.

The cards turned in were 'surprise sex! (Bucky)', 'an erection that lasts longer than four hours (Johnny)', 'roofies (Jordan)', 'concealing a boner (Steve)', 'soup that is too hot (Karen)', 'boogers (Carter)', 'oversized lollipops (Vision)', 'tasteful sideboob (Bobby)', and 'me time (Wanda)'.

Pietro scoffed good-naturedly at all of the sexual cards, pointing to the 'oversized lollipops' card. Vision blinked in surprise, accepting the card curiously.

"What would grandma find disturbing, yet oddly charming?" Vision read off with a frown, momentarily concerned for the answers he was going to get.

Indeed, he should've been. 'German dungeon porn (Bobby)', 'Steven Hawking talking dirty (Bucky)', 'dying of dysentery (Steve)', 'Republicans (Wanda)', 'taking off yours shirt (Johnny)', 'Grandma (Carter)', 'a bag of magic beans (Karen)', 'dead parents (Pietro)', and 'Viagra (Jordan)' were the white cards he was handed, and he actually squirmed uncomfortably in his seat. Wanda noticed that his cheeks darkened as he read over the cards, placing a hand on his knee to comfort him.

The point went to Carter, and the game went on after that. By the time they called it quits, Bobby and Bucky were tied with eight black cards a piece, Pietro crawling up second place with seven. At the end of the night, the pizza was only half-eaten, the rest put away for later.