Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter

Lily was fuming as she sat in the driver's seat. James couldn't stop laughing as he helped his injured friends into the car. Sirius was beaming as he played with little Harry. Remus was glad to be out of the muggle hospital. The nurses were all gathered cooing about how adorable Sirius was. "Look how good he is with kids!"

"Tell. Me. Everything." Lily said as James began driving to the Potter residence.

"Sirius lost the boat." Remus began.

"Remus broke his leg." Sirius cut in.

"Sirius fought a bear." Remus continued.

"We found help." Sirius concluded.

"UNACCEPTABLE." Lily was beyond angry. "Is the concept of vacation too complicated for you two?"

"I dunno. I had fun." Sirius said. "Did you have fun Moony?"

"Sure did Padfoot. Can't wait till our next one." Remus said dryly. Lily banged her head on the dashboard.