I'M BACK! Sorry, it's been so long, way too long, but I swear I am going to finish this story, no more leaving you guys hanging. You all have been so amazing and I see we have some new people as well so thank you all for reading, and I am going to try and keep on a weekly posting schedule so, I will see you guys next week.
"Joker, listen…" Batman started when suddenly Joker charged at him grabbing him by the collar and slamming him into the wall.
"That…" Joker growled. "That was one of my guys, my men…"
"Joker I know and this is why we need to stop him."
"No, you don't get it Bat. I lose men every god damn fucking day, but I cared about this, I actually gave a fuck what was going to happen to him, and you let him fucking burn!"
"Get off of me," Batman growled.
Joker backed up slightly only to punch Batman in the face.
Batman let out another growl as charged at Joker. He reached out to punch him but the Joker quickly darted out of the way rolling on the ground so that he could position himself behind Batman as he latched onto Batman's back.
"Get the fuck off!" Batman yelled as he reached back and grabbed the Joker throwing him off so he landed hard onto the stone floor.
Joker went to get up when suddenly Batman slammed his foot down onto Joker's chest causing Joker to howl in pain.
"Alfred!" Batman growled as the Joker tried to sit up again only to earn another kick to the ribs.
"Yes, Master Bruce?" Alfred responded.
"Call Gorden tell him that I will be bringing the Joker and Harley Quinn to Arkham Asylum"
"No, wait!" Joker exclaimed. "I'm sorry," He grumbled under his breath inaudibly.
"What was that?" Batman said a slight smile on his face.
"You fucking heard me." Joker snapped.
"Alright," Batman said as he took his foot of the Joker offering him a hand. The Joker reluctantly took it standing up. "Forget what I just said, Alfred. But if you ever attack me again do not think that I will even fucking hesitate to take you to Arkham."
"Fine," Joker snapped back. "But we are no longer doing things your way, it is getting us nowhere, we need to do things my way. No more stupid latex costumes, no more masks, and no more waiting in the fucking car. In case you forgot you may think you run this city, but I am the King of Gotham, I control every low life in the God forsaken town, everyone who has connections to Griggs."
Batman rolled his eyes as he sighed.
"If we do it your way, I cannot be seen…"
"Awww Brucey you don't want everyone to know that we are together how sweet." Joker laughed.
"I'm serious Joker, this isn't up for discussion, if we go out there and we see your people, we cannot let them see me. That is the only way this is going to work."
"God, what the fuck you think I want to be seen with you either." Joker snapped. "If people found out I was working with Batman my reign would be quickly taken from me. But I have to find Griggs and since my team is being hunted down, and the only person I trust is lying upstairs lucky to be alive. And you are the only one who can help me do that, so we are going to have to fucking work together."
Batman groaned. "What do you need."
"I need you to have Inspector James Gordan find Deadshot." Joker insisted.
"No, having you around is enough, I can't have him as well. Plus he hates me more than you, whose to say he won't try and kill me."
"We need him if we are going to take Griggs out. And he won't try and kill you, I won't let him. I also need the Australian dumb ass and fire boy. Find them before Griggs does."
"Ok and what are you going to do," Batman said causing a giant smile to spread across the Joker's face.
"I'm going to take your car."
"You are going to what!" Batman screamed.
"Well I need transportation and I can't be seen by Griggs so I need a car he would never suspect me to be in… Yours."
"But people cannot see you…"
"I'm not talking about taking your fucking Batmobile, I'm talking about one of Bruce's cars dumbass." Joker laughed
"You know if you keep calling me Bruce I think I have a right to call you by your real name." Batman laughed.
A noise that could not be replicated by another human being emerged from the Joker as he lunged at Batman sucker punching him in the jaw.
"Don't you ever suggest that."
Batman snickered as he rubbed his jaw. "Alright then. Now get going I need my car back by dawn. And Joker if you even think about running away…"
"Do you really think I could leave, you have my heart lying upstairs in your guest bedroom. I'm not going anywhere."
"Alright, well go, I'll head over to see Gordon." Batman replied as he walked over to the Batmobile.
"Hey Brucey, what about my car."
"Head into the garage, all the keys are in the drivers side visor. But if I even see a scratch on it…"
"I take care of my cars Bruce." Joker insisted.
"Oh yeah, how's that purple Lamborghini of yours." Batman laughed causing the Joker to growl. "You need to be back by dawn no later is that understood."
"Goodbye Brucey," Joker laughed as Batman drove off. "Hmmm let's go see what I have to choose from."
The Joker skipped his way down the halls heading to the garage. In his head he imagined the exciting array that would be waiting him, but nothing in his wildest dreams could have prepared him for what he found when he opened the door. The Joker had always loved cars, and when he saw the 20 to 30 nice foreign cars parked.
"Oh my lord!" The Joker purred as he ran his hand over the black Ferrari.
As he walked the rows looking at each car getting more and more excited as he went his eyes landed on one specific car causing him to run towards it. Of course Bruce Wayne didn't have any cars in his signature colors but as the Joker stood in front of the silver Jaguar he knew that it was the one.
Laughing giddily as he hopped in, he found the keys right were Bruce had said they would be. Quickly he threw them in starting the car feeling an almost orgasmic rush as the car roared to life.
"Ooo daddy likey…" He smiled as he went to go throw the gear into drive only finding that it didn't shift. "What the fuck."
Suddenly Alfred appeared on the screen an annoyed look on his face.
"Oh Freddy are you behind this." Joker laughed.
"Master Wayne wanted me to remind you that if you damage the car in anyway…" Alfred started.
"I'm not going to damage the car, now come on, let me go."
"That car is very expensive it costs more than…"
"Alfred I know, now let me go." The Joker whined causing Alfred to sigh in annoyance.
"Fine." He grumbled as he pushed as button sending the Joker into a fit of gleeful laughter as he threw the car into drive and soared out the driveway and onto the streets of Gotham.