Author's note: This story takes place in an alternate universe of 'Turning Back Time'. All the characters belong to DC Comics. The characterization is based off DC/WB movies and CW TV shows / The New 52 series. No copyright infringement intended.

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Wrong Earth, Kryptonian

Chapter 1 - Who are you?

It was not everyday Diana woke up to an empty bed, Clark's side cold. It was even rare for him to wake up before her. Clark loved sleeping in so much that he often got late for work. Of course, even Superman deserved a break once in a while.

Diana moaned when she opened her eyes to see that Clark wasn't present in the room, the sheets cold along her arm as her arms sought him out. Sighing, she heard the shower running. Pushing the sheets away, she stood up, stretching her stiff shoulders, all thanks to the workout she had with Clark in the bed last night. Smiling at the thought, she made her way towards the bathroom.

Clark stood there, his back towards her, rinsing off the shampoo, water smoothly gliding over his back. He could hear her heart beating fast, but he didn't turn around. He grinned when he felt Diana touching his back, tracing invisible patterns over his wet skin. She then placed her hands over his waist from behind and pulled him towards her.

Chuckling, he spoke, "Good morning, my love!"

Diana kissed his shoulder before murmuring, "Morning! Why did you wake up so early?"

Clark turned around in her arms and placed his hands over her waist, smiling he said. "You forgot? I told you I was heading to Smallville to fix Pa's tractor... Again. Rao! I should just get him a new one already. And why are you up so early?"

He bent his head and placed his forehead against hers. "You forgot I've a big meeting today! One that I can't miss."

"Yup! You don't get to meet the president everyday!" Clark joked and pecked her lips quickly. But Diana quickly threw her arms around his neck, pulled his head down and deepened the kiss.

When Clark broke the kiss and she moaned out loud, but he only kissed the tip of her nose and stepped away. "Important meeting," he reminded her before getting out of the shower, grabbing a towel, blowing her a kiss and walking away.

Diana let out a sigh. If only they could keep everything aside and just be Clark and Diana for a while. No League, no ambassador work, not being a princess or a reporter. Just them. Oh! How she wished that would happen!

Once she was done, Diana stepped out, all the while using the towel to dry her hair. She could smell the heavenly scent of breakfast coming from the kitchen. How lucky was she. Clark would always make sure she had a healthy breakfast before she left to work every day. Like today, for instance. He had a habit of pampering her, not that she ever complained. Life as a princess hadn't been like this on Themyscira. She was a warrior there, just that.

Clark never hurried with his breakfast. But today things were different and Diana wondered if Clark had other plans before going to Smallville.

They had plans with their friends that evening. Hal had invited them all for drinks. But first Clark was going down to Smallville to fix the tractor, and then he had something to take care of. A ring, to be precise. He had managed to get hold of Feminum, the same material Diana's bracers were made from. And the stone was a rare diamond he had found during one of the space journeys. Impossible to break, strong enough to shatter a skull into pieces on impact. It suited his girl. He had managed to figure out a way to use Kelex to put it together. And he wanted absolutely no interruption. Seeing as Diana would be busy till evening, he could easily get the job done.

With a big smile and a really loud kiss, he said his goodbyes and took off. Diana simply shook her head as she finished her breakfast. Once she was done, she grabbed her handbag and flew out of the balcony.

Diana flew straight to the Themysciran embassy enjoying the pleasant weather. Her PA, Emma and security personnel, Crew were waiting for her at Emma's desk. Diana had tried to convince Emma that she didn't need security, and that she could take care of herself. Her secretary had just smiled and told her that it was to protect others. Diana knew what Emma was saying. Yes, others needed protecting from her. And Crew also took care of the PR; the man was an expert when it came to such things. Like how he had managed to fix a meeting with the president so soon was a surprise to many.

When Diana walked in, Crew bowed down a little, "Good morning, Princess!"

"Good morning, Crew, Emma!" Diana said as she made her way towards her office.

"Good morning," Emma called out cheerfully. "I have your Iced Black Tea Lemonade here and your files regarding the meeting with the president are on your desk. Princess, Mr. Wayne called."

Diana smiled and shook her head slightly. Emma was the perfect PA she could have ever asked for. But Bruce? Why now?

"What did Mr. Wayne want now?"

"There's a masquerade ball being hosted by Mrs. Wilkins next Friday, and Mr. Wayne wanted to know if you had a date for the evening."

Diana frowned. She had already made plans with Clark next Friday. It was a double date with Kara and Barry. She couldn't just cancel that, could she?

"Send Mr. Wayne my best regards," Diana started as she gathered her files. "And let him know I have to turn down the invite due to prior commitments."

"Will do, Princess. Are we ready to leave now?"

"Yes." Diana nodded as she turned around and made her way out of the office.

Almost three hours later, Diana stepped out of the White House with Emma and Crew. The meeting took longer than expected. The first lady had joined them and they were discussing the charities for the orphans that Diana was taking part in. Diana returned making new friends. It was good to know people understood and appreciated what she was trying to do.

Crew was leading her towards the car when Diana heard a loud voice call out her name. Her nickname to be precise.

"Di! Wait!"

Diana turned around to see who it was. The only person who called her 'Di' was Clark and it didn't sound like him at all. Clark's voice sounded like a rich baritone with a hint of a Texas drawl. This sounded deeper with a stronger accent. When she turned around she saw a tall, slender man running towards her.

"Diana!" he called out loudly again.

"Princess, do you know this man?" Crew asked quickly, when Diana shook her head, he stood in front of her protectively. As the man approached them, Crew spoke firmly, "Sir, I'm going to have to stop you here. The Princess does not wish to meet anyone today. If you are with the press, please fix an appointment at the embassy."

"No, no. Wait!" The man shouted after them. "Di! It's me. Clark!"

This caught Diana's attention. She stiffened and turned around to look at the person more clearly. Carefully looking at him, she noticed he didn't look like her Clark at all. Maybe just the hair and the eyes, but he was surely not her Kal.

"Crew, Emma, give me a minute alone with this gentleman. Please, be seated in the car. I'll join you shortly."

"But, Princess—" Crew started, but was cut off when Diana looked at him and shook her head. He apologized and walked away.

Diana turned towards the man and asked him, "Why do you address me with such familiarity? We are not acquainted."

The man let out a laugh. "You gotta be kidding me! Di, it's me. Clark. Clark Kent. Superman!"

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