Hansel sniffed with agitation, he hated being sick. In the Death Korps anything past the common cold or wasn't treatable with the chicken soup ration would get you shot so your disease doesn't spread, and no one wanted to be executed because of a mild case of the sniffles, right now the Quartermaster of the Regiment would be making a large hole in his skull from a lasround.

Good thing he was on Remnant.

Julius had ordered that Hansel would rest in bed until he felt better, only being able to leave to use the restroom or to get some water. Having friends that cared was so insufferable, he just had a cold he didn't need to be restricted to bed, he could still-

"Achoo!" Hansel sneezed with a Kleenex over his nose.

Okay maybe he was not ready to fight, but he still didn't need to be in bed.

"Hi Hansel!"

Hansel turned his head as soon as he heard Ruby's voice, she shouldn't be around him when he was sick, she could become ill because of him and he-

Oh my God Emperor what is she wearing?

Hansel's eyes nearly bugged out of his head, he must be having some sort of fever because that would be the only reason for him to be seeing his Rosenrot in something so… provocative.

Ruby wore a white nurse blouse that hugged her frame snuggly, a bit too snug to the point a few buttons were also unbuttoned, and the skirt she had well… let's say it its hugged her well and was also seemingly short as it barely made it midway down her thighs.

He stared at Ruby for a few seconds before rubbing his eyes, only to see Ruby wearing the same nurse's outfit, beaming at him as she waited for his response.

"What the hell are you wearing?" He asked with utter disbelief.

"Oh this?" She asked gesturing down her frame, "Coco and Yang said that I looked really cute in this and said that it would make you feel better if I wore it, so do you feel better?"

Hansel sat there silently, his face flushed a deep shade of red, this had to be a fever dream, it just had to be!

Ruby tilted her head at him and pressed her hand against his forehead, inadvertently bending forward giving Hansel enough room to see down her shirt, "Woah, you have a bad fever Hans, lie down mister!"

Hansel fell back down in bed after Ruby pressed down on his shoulders, still in complete disbelief on his girlfriend's attire and the amount of luck most would say he's in. He watched her silently as she moved around the Infirmary Ward, moving his blanket up over his eyes as he felt wrong for watching her skirt strain against her butt as she reached up to a cabinet, after moving around a few vials she found the cold medicine bottle she was looking for she came over to Hansel with a grin.

She held a spoon in the other hand and started to pore out a bit of medicine onto the spoon, "Open wide Hans!"

Hansel crosses his arms and stared at her, "I'm not a child Ruby."

Ruby started to make plane noises and moved the spoon around, "Chchchchchchch, boom! Boom! Pilot to command, open hanger doors!"

Hansel facepalmed, "If I take the medicine will you stop being so obnoxious?"

"Affirmative command!" She squeaked trying to contain her laughter.

Hansel opened his mouth and let Ruby spoon feed him the lousy medicine. He shook for a second before reaching for his water, "Don't you have a class or something?"

"Nope! Its Saturday silly, besides, my boyfriend is sick," She pinched his cheek, "and I want him to feel all better!"

Hansel wanted to frown, but who could honestly frown at something so cute?

"Rosenrot you really should leave, I don't want you getting sick on my behalf."

Ruby beamed as she kissed him on the cheek, "Nope! I'm staying to make sure you get better, but thanks for being so concerned!"

Hansel sighed as he laid his head back on a pillow trying to help the medicine work faster by falling asleep. Ruby left his bedside to get him another blanket, thinking he looked cold and sick people should always have more than one blanket for when they are trying to get better.

When she returned he was fast asleep, so with a great amount of care she gently spread the blanket out across the bed and sat down next to Hansel. A smile crossed Ruby's face as she stared down at the blank yet passive look Hansel has when he sleeps, carefully she tentatively brushes the hair on his head with her fingertips.

She begins to hum as the wind beats against the windows, tangling her fingers in the as Hansel called it, "un-protocoled" locks of hair he had let grown out. Honestly she enjoyed how smooth his hair felt between her fingers, it felt like flexible silk, bending to her thumb and index finger.

This a peaceful moment she was enjoying with Hansel, a moment that will only appear only every so often. Very rarely could they be alone nowadays and she cherished every second it was just him and her, all alone.

Somewhere in Beacon Yang's cowlick stands up as she senses Ruby is alone with a boy, a frown crosses her face as she mutters curses to herself.

But Ruby sat contempt knowing her annoyingly wonderful older sister was on the other side of the school, no one will be barging in on their alone time together. In about an hour she will wake Hansel up and feed him soup, this time as a train conductor.

Pushing his buttons was fun.

An hour passes…

Hansel groggily opened his eyes, the cold medicine's effects were still present, "Good morning sleepy head!"

A faint smile crossed his lips, Ruby was still in that very revealing nurse's uniform with a bowl of soup in hand. She set up a small table over his lap and took a seat near him on the bed, stirring the soup quietly Hansel's eyes and Ruby's met briefly.

"Ich leben diche." He said reaching out with his metallic hand, before receding, forgetting that he had the prosthetic.

Ruby did not let the hand go far back, instead she grabbed his left arm by its metal wrist and brought it up to her cheek, she leaned into his open palm, "I love you too, every part of you."

The Kriegsman stared at her for several seconds before pulling Ruby into a kiss, he caught the bowl of soup before it fell on his lap and pushed it towards the side as Ruby stared to climb up further onto the bed, keeping her lips pressed against his.

The Guardsman reveled in the feeling of Ruby's fingers digging across his scalp, his right hand held one of her shoulders as his left hand groped down to her waist. Ruby giggled parting lips from Hansel, she kept the side of her head level with Hansel's as he began to kiss down her neck slowly.

"Hahaha, that tickles Hans!"

Hansel didn't reply as he started to aggressively kiss between Ruby's neck and shoulder, wrapping her up in his arms.

"Ohhhh~" Ruby groaned grabbing a handful of Hansel's hair, "Hans~"

Hansel pulled her head back gently with her hair and began to kiss along her throat to the other side of her neck, where he started to kiss aggressively again, eliciting another high pitched groan from Ruby.

"Hans~" She cooed as he pulled her back into a kiss, the soup could wait, it was too hot anyways.

Three days later.

Ruby lied miserably in the Infirmary, she of course had a cold. Her eyes were on the floor as Hansel stared at her with a blank look on his face.

"Yeah," She mumbled, "you were right, I should've stayed away while you were sick."

Hansel nodded pulling up a chair with a book in his hand, "So I read this and it will make you feel better?"

Ruby nodded as Hansel held Little Red Riding Hood's cover to her face, "Yes!"

Hansel sighed but grinned behind the book, this was just Ruby getting her way again, not that he saw anything wrong with that.

After all, she was his patient now.

Before you say shit they did not have sex! No! No lemons here! Reasons being are obvious, if they were both adults or the same age than maybe... if you've been a good this year. This was the first idea that came into my head- I swear if someone says that's what she said- and there's more to come. Tell me what you think of this oneshot and maybe another might appear soon since these are literally off the top of my head with no prior planning, in other words won't take as long to write as a regular Death Korps of RWBY chapter might take me. Also not all of these will be in this universe, meaning I could spice things up with different AU's where per say we see a non-Krieg Hansel or see these two lovebirds and their friends in a modern setting or completely fantastical setting.

Well I leave you the reader with this message, if you really want to suggest a episode that you think I can write then I will consider it, but it must be a detailed explanation of what you want. I have also came up with names for the other pairings that will appear in this oneshot series, Death Korps of RWBY pairings only:

Weiss X Saladin= Sandy Snowman

Yang X Nicholas: Boozes and Blondes

Coco X Julius= Fashionable Doom