ALRIGHT! WELCOME EVERYONE TO A BAD IDEA! TYPING A STORY ON MY PHONE! Alright serious time now I have no idea we're this will go this is purely because I'm bored on a car ride and I was chatting with a cool guy named Jaune Uchiha the one with swag. So for him I am going to write a one shot or something an Jaune x winter or raven most likely. Well I got nothing else to say let's go. OK I haven't been able to come up with raven besides one that I am saving sooooo it's winter! And let's just say I love marriages in stories. Especially drunk ones!

ALRIGHT! Back on the computer now lets finish this. Also I am going to make this a two shot I have decided.

(In some hotel room)

"Ugh my head" Jaune Arc groans out sitting up in the bed he was currently located in. Looking around the room he doesn't recognize anything in the room but is able to notice that it's an hotel room "Where am I" he questions himself.

Jaune then notices something on the floor. It's his jacket near it he sees the rest of his clothes, finally realizing hes only has the blanket covering his lower haft. Jaune then hears some ruffling next to him and notices that there is something, no, someone next to him.

"What the Oum happened last night" Jaune whispers to himself with wide eyes, before slowly reaching over towards the edge of the blanket. His arm starts to shake a bit out of nervousness as it nears its destination.

Once his hand is at the edge of the blanket he slowly moves the blanket down but freezes when he sees white hair. "Did Weiss and I?" he thinks to himself before slowly dragging the rest of the blanket down to unveil the face of the person next to him.

Under the blanket he sees the face of a beautiful women older than himself, with a strong resemblance to Weiss. At seeing this Jaune stops for a second before dropping the blanket and laying back down on his back.

"Alright Jaune calm down, its nothing big YOU JUST SLEPT WITH AN OLDER WOMEN THAT YOU DON'T KNOW" he tells himself to stop him from freaking out even more.

As he lays there he feels the person next to him shift around making him freeze. He feels a slender hand move around the bed before touching him, were it stops.

Next thing he knows the unnamed women is on top of him with a hand on his throat and one poised to punch him.

"Who are you and what are you doing in my bed?" she questions Jaune who is blushing and closes his eyes. After seeing his silence for a few seconds she smacks him "Open your eyes and what are you blushing at?".

Jaune cracks one eye open "Um can you put some clothes on please" before quickly shutting his eye again.

She looks down at herself confused at first before looking back at Jaune's face. Repeating this action a few times before she notices something on her hand. Going wide eye she quickly grabs Jaune's arms before bringing them up for her to look at.

At this moment Jaune is fearing for his life "Oh Oum what is he going to do to me, beat me to death with my own arms?". Before he hears her growl out at him "Open your eyes now!". Doing as he is told he opens them and tries his hardest to just look at her eyes.

"Explain these rings now!" She orders him holding up her hand and his hand which he now realizes has a ring on it.

Jaune's eyes go even wider "I have no idea! I don't remember anything from last night!" he tells her squirming a bit. "And can you please put some clothes on!"

She blushes realizing she forgot about that "Close your eyes" she orders him once again. He feels her get off him and after a minute he feels his something thrown at him. He hears her say "Get dressed" before a door closing.

Quickly getting up and getting dressed before sitting on the edge of the bed trying to figure out what happened last night. After a few minutes he hears the door open again to see the women now dressed and with her hair up in a bun.

She walks towards him and stands there staring at him before saying "What is your name?".

Looking at her eyes and seeing that they are just shy of being a glare he stammers out "My name is Jaune Arc".

Her eyes shift a bit before going over towards the small table and chairs that all hotel rooms have and sitting down in a chair and looking at him. "My name was Winter Schnee though the possibility of it not being is quite high at the moment"

Jaune looks confused at what she has said. "What do you mean, and are you related to Weiss" he asks her.

Winter looks at him "I thought that was obvious, with the two of us having similar looking rings and us being in this room not remembering anything while being naked" before giving him a glare "And how do you know my little sister?".

"I am a student at Beacon with her and our teams are friends" he informs her while trying to not look her in the eye. Before looking her in the eyes as realization hits him "Are you saying were married?"

Winter looks at him for a moment before nodding her head "Yes the chances of us being married are fairly high" she tells him.

Jaune then gains a frighted look on his face before he mumbles out "Weiss is going to kill me".

Winter then gets up suddenly before walking around and looking for something.

Jaune looks at her "What are you looking for?" he asks her.

She stops then turns and looks at Jaune "If we really are married then there should be some wedding papers somewhere" she informs him before continuing her search.

Jaune looks around the room before getting up to help her search. As he is searching he hears feels something in his jacket's pocket before reaching in and pulling a couple folded up papers. "Um Winter are these them?" he asks her as he unfolds and starts looking at them.

Winter comes over and starts reading the papers from over his shoulder before the come along the line in the papers that answer's one of their predicaments.

Mr. and Mrs. Arc.

"So we are married" Jaune says walking over and plopping down on the chair with a sigh.

Winter who is now holding the papers and are rereading them "It would seem that way" she says before walking towards and sitting down also "You are taking this surprisingly well" she tells him.

Jaune lets out a hallow laugh "Yeah well I guess its because I at least got a wife before I died".

Winter looks at him confused "Died? Do you have some kind of sickness?" she asks him.

Jaune looks at her blandly "No but when Weiss finds out i'm dead, and if not her then my sisters will kill me" he then looks at her "I'm surprised you haven't done anything yet honestly" he confesses.

Winter gives Jaune and equally bland look "Well I will make sure you survive, and the reason I haven't done anything is because being in a drunk induced marriage with one of my sister's friends is better than being in a arranged marriage with some pervert who only wants me for my money or body" he informs her.

Jaune looks at her "You know if my parents hadn't been in an arranged marriage then I would of found that odd" he confesses once again.

Winter sighs "Well I would like to know why my husband had been in that bar last night" she inquires.

Jaune sighs once again "My partner yelled at me yesterday calling me weak, and hopeless, and how she should of been the leader of our team" he informs her "After that my friend Ren and I went out too get a drink since he recently turned 18 and with the legal drinking age being reduced for hunters and hunters in training".

Jaune then looks her in the eyes "So what about you?" he questions her now.

Winter sighs herself "Mine is simpler than that, I got in an argument with my father and needed a drink" she answers.

Winter then starts looking through her pockets before pulling out her scroll and checks the time "Its almost noon we should head out now, I have a few things to do today" she tells him as she grabs a pair of long white gloves out of her pocket and slips them on her hands to cover her ring.

Jaune nods before doing the same with his brown gloves and pulls out his own scroll "So what should we do about this?" he asks her to which she looks at him confused "I mean what should we do about us" he says while gesturing to the both of them.

Winter nods before holding out her hand "Hand me your scroll" doing as told Jaune hands it too her and after watching her punch in some numbers into it before handing it back to him "That is my number I will message you tomorrow and we will talk about it more then" then standing up "I ask you don't tell many people and whatever you do DO NOT tell Weiss, let me tell her" she stresses to him.

Jaune gives her a nod "I think the only one I will tell is Ren, before I yell at him for letting this happen".

Winter then gives him a nod before walking over and opening the door, sparing him one last glance before walking out.

Jaune follows her shortly afterward and heads back to Beacon.

As Jaune neared his room he hears lots of load voices from inside it. As he is about to open the door it is opened from the other side and he sees a red blur run into him and knocking him over.

Jaune looks down to see Ruby had ran into him and knocked him down "Ruby what are you doing?" he asks Ruby who has by now realized who she ran into.

Ruby gets a big smile "Jaune" before getting up and opening the door back up and running inside "Hey I found Jaune" says victoriously pointing at the door which shows Jaune who had just got off the floor.

He then is stormed by some of the people room which was both his team and team RWBY. Currently he has Ruby, Yang, Nora, and surprisingly Weiss questioning him. Ren, Blake, and Pyrrha stand off towards the back of the group Ren because he is feeling a bit guilty about loosing Jaune, Pyrrha because she yelled at him, and Blake just because she didn't want to be in the crowed.

He finally gets them to back off by telling them he just missed the last airship back to Beacon and stayed at a hotel. He then asks them if he can talk to Ren about something alone saying it was about something that happened last night.

The girls head to team RWBY's room leaving the two of them alone "Ren why did you have to lose me?" he asks his friend with his hands on his shoulders shaking him.

Ren looks down a bit guiltily "Sorry it was my first time drinking I honestly don't remember much of it, but i'm guessing something happened last night" he says.

Jaune just sighs before taking his glove of and showing Ren his ring "I got married to Winter Schnee last night, Weiss's older sister" he informs Ren.

Ren just looks at Jaune with wide eyes "Your not lying are you".

"No I woke up this morning in a hotel room with her next to me on a bed... Naked" he tells his friend.

Ren just looks down at the ground not being able to look at his friend "So I guess your not very happy about me losing you right?".

Jaune looks at Ren "I don't blame you, it was your first time drinking. I mean it was only my what fourth time drinking? I can't really blame you for that" he tells him before gaining a smile "I mean look at it this way, because you lost me I got married to a hot older women" he finishes with a chuckle.

Ren looks at him and gives him a small smile "Weiss is going to kill you, you know?".

Jaune gives him a chuckle "Yeah I already realized that, and if not her then my sisters will" he finishes with a nervous chuckle thinking of how he will tell them.

Alright thats it for the first chapter. While I really wished I could of doubled it I want to save his and Winter's next meeting, Weiss finding out and something special for next chapter. But this might turn from a two shot to a short story I don't know depends on how well received it is.