A/N: Okay boys and girls listen up! This is my story and hence copyright. The inspiration for this story is Snow White and the Seven Dwarves but I am not giving the credit for my story to the Brothers Grimm especially since they were really only fairy tale recorders and didn't come up with them on the fly. Also, this story may begin like a traditional fairy tale but it is not, I repeat NOT a traditional fairy tale. Things will get wacky in ways you could only dream of so don't get surprised if you come across Chinese Racoons, rabbit butlers or taking meatballs. Seriously. And now without further ado, I give you

Snow-Fur and the Two Dwarves

Chapter 1

The Fairest of Them All

Once upon a time, in a great kingdom, the king (who was a cat), had a beautiful daughter, whose name was Snow-Fur, for her fur was as pure a white as the driven snow and the palest pink nose. Unfortunately, the Queen passed away when she was but six months old, so the King married a black rabbit; the new Queen was beautiful but jealous of anyone whose beauty surpassed her own. She had a wonderful lamp, and when she looked into it she and said-

"Lamp of the Mystical Realm, shine your light on me,

Who in this land has the greatest beauty?"

The Lamp would respond-

"O Mistress of the Dark, I cannot lie

You are the most fair to anyone's eyes."

And the Queen was satisfied, for she knew the Lamp spoke the truth. But Snow-fur was growing up, and when she was a year old, she was as beautiful as spring and more beautiful than her stepmother. Soon after, when the Queen asked the magic Lamp-

"Lamp of the Mystical Realm, shine your light on me,

Who in this land has the greatest beauty?"

The Lamp gave a different response-

"O Queen, your beauty is known far and wide,

For Your Majesty can attest that I have never lied

But I bring a new development

One you will very likely hate

I dread very much to say the truth

For you might try to change your fate.

But I know I can no longer delay for sure

The fairest maiden in this land is now, Snow-Fur."

The Queen was shocked and her fur turned white with envy. From that day on, the Queen hated Snow-Fur. One day when she couldn't stand it anymore, she went to the tame bears and told their leader to bring Snow-Fur out near the woods and tear her to bits and to bring back her eyes and heart as proof that the princess was dead.

The bear brought Snow-Fur out to the edge of the woods; he was going to tear her apart when he found he could not, too beautiful and innocent was she. He told Snow-Fur to run away and never return for the Queen wanted her dead; the terrified princess ran further into the woods and the bear gave the evil witch the eyes and heart of a dead deer, which she ate, even though she was a rabbit.

A/N: Tada! Please reveiw! I've been working on this story for years now and my siblings have always bugged to publish it so this was a compromise.