PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT GO

FINAL CHAPTER

"ha ha ha" laughed conder darkly "dont think ur gonna win this, spiky"

pheonix shook his head

"today u burn conodar"

they glare at each other in tension

conder lifted his hand

pointed his little finger upward

and stuck it in his nose

"(...ew)" thought phonix

"ok if u two are done threating each other can we move this along" said udgey

"ok" said conder

WITNESS TESTIMONY

"that skool gril is talking SHIT"

"she is actually an undercover KONGER HATER"

"wen i went up to her she pretend to act like dirty whore so she cud betray me and frame me for murder"

"BUT IT WAS STILL FAT ASS!"

"wen we got to park ash left to toilet."

"then de victim and defendant started arguing because victim caught the last shiny linoone"

"OBJECTION!" shouted phoenix "the defendant didnt have his phone with him"

"bullshit" said konger "its in ur hand"

"this would have his prints tho"

"but then whos is it spiky" said conder

"its ovious. its the killers. wich means its yours"

"AHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA" laughed conder "but YOU CANT PROOOOOOVE IIIIIIIT!"

"SHIT!" shouted pheonix

"heh" said edgey "looks like u have no proof wright"

"for fucks sake THE DEFENDANTS DOG IS A PUPPY HIS DOG IS A MONSTER WHO TF COULD DE KILLER BE?"

"the puppy can be feersome" said conner

"uuuugh" moaned phenix "(ok i gotta tink aboot this)"

he thoght aboot evidank using brain wepon he use on mattpatt

"ok so eggworth says i dont have evidank EVEN THO I KEEP SAYING THE DEFEDANTS DOG IS A GOD DAMN PUPPY! so mebbe ders another evidence i can use"

and phenix went right to the phone "i no dat phone on the crime scene is important wepon it belongs to killer but how can i prove it shud i test if for prints or blood or..."

and phenix decided to serch the phones inside

"ive already checked pokemon go for his name but i just got x. but is there anywhere else on phone i can check"

and then he decided to check the internet browser

"ok dats my plan ill check the internet for his name. but wat website shud i use..."

and then the tunnel turned white and the conclusion came from distance and slapped him on the face

and he RIPPED THE WORDS OFF HIS FACE AND POINTED AT KONGER

"I HAVE PROOF THAT THIS PHONE IS YOURS!"

"ha ha ha ha" laughed conger

he turned to gallery

"did yu hear that boys he has proof!"

the bois laughed at phenix but he didnt even sweat

he slammed the desk

"the proof is on the internet"

"lol go ahead phenix im sure google answers or maybe r/relationships will hav just the anser for you"

phenix shook his head

"im not looking for dumb speculation or shitty dating advice. im looking for EVIDENCE!"

"and where is this evidence?"

phenix slammed desk

"its obvious! the proof that this phone is yours is on TWITCH DOT TV!"

"t...TWITCH TEEVEE?!" shouted conder "whatll yu find there?! third rate hobos idiotic basement dwellers and ME, thats wat!"

"yeah. and YOU will be the first thing i find. BECAUSE YOUR LOGGED IN ON IT RIGHT NOW!"

"UAAAAAAGH" screamed conder

"well, mr conder?" asked phenix confidently "if i go onto twitch on this phone and its logged in on ur account..." phenix turned to face him and pointed at him angry "then it proves that this is ur phone and UR the murderer!"

"FU-FU-FU-" stutter conder

phenix went onto the site and he was logged in as kingkonger

"FUCK!" shouted kong "ha... what a bitch. your such a bitch. such a bitch. look at him guys. so rude. looking through my phone. right?"

"...

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...YEAH!"

"(theyre seriously still with him on this)"

and then konger slam stand

"YOULL NEVER CATCH ME!" shouted konger

and then a hellycopter appeared above court and blast the roof open

"KING CONGER! WE ARE HERE TO SAVE YOU" shouted the stupid fanbois

"thats mah ride. SEE YA FUCKIES!"

he grab the rope ladder and climb it up

"NOT SO FAST" shouted pheonix and he and edgeworth climbed up after him

they climbed up inside the hellycopter and den two guns went to phenix and edgys heads

"BUTT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR" shouted the fanbois

"this is illegal!" shouted edgey

"tanks for de input edgy" said photix

dark laughter enveloped the hellicopter

and king kong climbed into the hellicopter

"you missed me, fuckbabies. how tf did u even do that?!"

he laughed at their stupidity

"enough!" shouted edgey "i am arresting you!"

suddenly a hookshot sprang at the phone in phenixs hand it it stole it

"DAMN... that mattpatt theory just keeps get debunked" said phenix

"now phoenix" said kong "prepare to die to my LEVEL 52 BULBODINOSAUR!"

and then a lvl 32 bulldozer came out just as he said

"AHHHH" shouted edgey hiding behind the chair

but phenix stood where he was

"no its time for u to die." and then he took out HIS PHONE "GO SHAYMIN!"

and he took out his level 50 shaymin

and as he did so...

"HEY!" he shouted "shaymins evolving!"

and it did so.

but in a weird way

it evolved into a SHYMAIN!

the shymain fought de bulb like in ace attorney high scool on utube wich is the BEST series ever way better than mattpatt's evil game theery u shud watch it after the chapter.

shymain kicked bulbedman to the other side of the room

but then bulbous sore came back and hit it with magic power dat phenix cant comprahand

"NOOO!" shouted phenix "ITS 2 POWERFUL! LITERALLY 2 POWERFUL ITS 2 LEVELS STRONGER"

"DIE SHYMAIN!" shouted kong as it went to kill

but just then

shymain bounced at saur and hit him in chest

and then he fell back and hit king kong and teh fuckfans with its back

AND THEY ALL FELL OUT OF THE HELLYCOPTER

WITH SHYMAIN PUSHING THEM ALL DOWN

phenix looked down to watch him fall down to erth

"SHYMAAAAAAAAIIIIIN" he cried

it was relly sad

shaymin had sacrifice himself for fenix to kill bulbous and donkey konger

may he forever be remembered for his bravery and loyalty.

the end :(