Disclaimer: I don't own anything, this is purely being used for recreational purposes.

AN: Ok, this is an idea that has been floating around the back of my head for a while, basically the SI gets yanked by a ROB and dropped into Star Wars with ME tech, and the SI gets rewards for doing stuff. Keep in mind, I would recommend reading both "The Ecyclopedia Biotica" and "An Engineer's Guide to the Technology of the Mass Effect Universe" By LogicalPremise, since the stuff on the Mass Effect Wiki is rather sparse on details, and before anyone asks, I did ask for permission to use this stuff as a reference. I would highly recommend his stuff, it is well written and very interesting.

XXX

I like living, I like my life. It was nice, simply and, above all else, boring.

Not boring in the sense that I had nothing to do and was constantly sitting on my ass with my thumb stuck up said ass, but in the sense that I had routines to go by, things to do as I just looked around and enjoyed my life for what it was. My life.

That changed rather dramatically when I was walking down a street, crossing to get the other side before I suddenly getting flashed by a truck coming out of nowhere like a Bat straight out of hell with Satan himself sprinting after it. Surprisingly, I wasn't dead after the impact, or lack thereof, from it hitting me, instead, I suddenly found myself in a freefall above a cityscape that expanded as far as the eye could see in all directions, I saw dozens of things that I mentally labelled as Air Cars floating around as I looked around me, glancing at my arms as I noticed I was suddenly wearing a rather nice suit of armor before the HUD for said arm flared to life. I will admit that I cursed excessively when I the warning icon screamed into my face, almost blinding me once more before I got over it and blinked the spots from my vision and took note of both the warning and the fact that I was rapidly growing closer to the ground.

For some strange reason, I was not afraid, not terrified, I was perfectly calm as I looked to the ground as it continued to grow closer in my vision until something in the back of my head clicked into place. Suddenly, everything changed as I felt power rushing through me before I saw the dark blue glow coating my body as I dropped below the various lanes of flying traffic to the ground as I slowed the fuck down, stopping altogether by the time that I reached the ground. Flipping over, I landed gracefully on both feet as I looked at both hands, flexing them open and closed for a moment as I tried to figure out what the hell had just happened to me before a message popped up on my HUD.

"Good evening, Victim. You have been chosen to relieve me of my boredom for the next few hours, so I have chosen to drop you straight into the heart of the matter. Currently, you stand on Coruscant less than 2 years after the Clone Wars have ended and the Galactic Empire is in full swing, your job is simple, to entertain me, you shall throw a monkey wrench into anything and everything you can find, in other words, cause as much chaos as you wish. The more chaos that you cause, the more rewards you shall earn in turn. The rewards themselves will be skills, talents and understand of technology and abilities that you will have never even considered before. To get you started, I've already given you a few things to begin with, namely, the skills of all 6 Classes of Shepard from the universe you know as mass effect, a few pieces of technology of said universe, a basic understanding of Star wards, and turned you into the equivalent of an Omniglot. Remember, the more Chaos you cause, the more rewards you get. Good luck, and try not to die too quickly. ROB."

I was silent for a moment, just staring at that message for a moment before it pinged off the screen after a moment. I suddenly knew how to bring it back up in an instant if I wanted it back up, along with a dozen other things as I felt my body breath, shift and subtly shift to balance on my feet to ensure that I was ready for anything. Designs for weapons, armor and structures flashed through my mind as I was suddenly aware of at least 23 ways to use explosives to perform a combat demolition of any kind of structure I could think up off the top of head. I knew how to hack, or slice as it was called in this Universe, how to use Combat Drones and dozens of other little things as a twitch of my finger suddenly caused an Omni-tool to appear on my right hand, another flick of my wrist caused an Omni-blade to flash into existence as steam floated from the flash-forged blade of Silicon-Carbide as Plasma sizzled around the active weapon. The knowledge itself wasn't painful or anything, it was just... There.

Slowly, a smirk stretched across my face as I considered all of this before looking around, happy that I had landed in the middle of an abandoned alley as I heard the sound of distant sirens. It didn't matter to me as another flick of my wrist and I was suddenly invisible. The Stormtroopers would arrive to find a perfectly undisturbed alley, something that I was only too happy to leave to them as I considered what to do next, all the while, a feral grin spread across my face.

Oh, Hell the Fuck Yes! This was going to be fun!

XXX

Coruscant, the former heart of the Republic for the last few thousand years and now the beating black, corrupted Heart of the Empire. Honestly, just looking around from my perch, I could see dozens of roving patrols of Stormtroopers with Humans dominating the streets as few, if any, non-Humans were present at all. Most of them all being herded into the Invisec, a massive slum filled with Non-Humans that were constantly being harassed by Stormtroopers for whatever reason they wanted, sometimes just doing it for the hell of it. Off in the distance, I could easily see the Spaceport, at least one of them, as I saw ships going up and down from the planet as I watched them leaving the atmosphere, not something that I was really all that interested in as I looked elsewhere.

Right now, while my eyes were looking over the massive city before me, my mind was going over the rather impressive shit that my ROB had left me to start off with. Currently, I was wearing a full suit of Terminus Assault Armor, fully tricked out with Kinetic Barriers and enough armor to be more than capable of taking a fair few hits, the emitters had been modified slightly, allowing them to work like Cyclonic Barriers. That bit was useful since I knew for a fact that the KBs were going to be useless against Blaster fire, sure they might be able to stop the Plasma, but it was still right in front of me, hence why I prefered the Cyclonic Barriers, which would slap the Plasma to the side, more energy efficient and much less to worry about. I had two generic Omni-tools, all loaded with the basic stuff that I could upgrade, modify and change as I saw fit while I had half a multiple containers filled with both Omni-gel and Medi-gel in the armor, at least five one litre containers of either with all of that being less than two kilos in total. I had half a dozen knives of varying designs strapped to the armored belt I wore with magnetic locks while more than half a dozen bandoliers of grenades crossed my body, they were all standard Frag grenades, a total of 22 such grenades were present.

As for weapons, I had at least four pistols on me, a pair of M-77 Paladins, an M-11 Suppressor and an M-135 Talon, I had the two Paladins strapped to my waist while the remaining 2 were stored away in a hidden compartment inside my armor on the small of my back. On each thigh, I had one M-12 Locust along with an M-22 Eviscerator, both being fully loaded at all times and being folded away for ease of storage while I held my Sniper and Assault Rifle on my back. The Sniper in question was a Black Widow, a favorite of mine for the sheer stopping power it had while still being capable of shooting multiple shots before overheating, the Assault rifle, on the other hand, was the N7 Typhoon. All an' all, I had a pretty good loadout that had more than enough firepower to start or end a small war, my only problem was the fact that it used Thermal clips, a system that I found annoying as it returned the guns to being constrained to a limited amount of ammo.

Yes, I understood that the damn system was put in place to allow you to rapidly empty a weapon on a target without needing to worry about overheating the weapon, but I felt it was a waste of space since I could easily picture a half dozen different systems that could have worked just as well, or better, without having to resort to being so limited by a supply of throw away Heatsinks. With that in mind, I figured that I would need to maintain trigger discipline since I didn't want to waste my shots like an idiot, then again, once got the chance to fix my weapons, then all I would need to worry about was the metal blocks that supplied the rounds, each of said blocks could provide tens of thousands of rounds easily. That only left my Biotics as something to consider, an ability that allowed me to literally tell reality to go fuck itself up the ass with a Lightsaber thanks to a mysterious element that may as well be space pixie dust for all anyone knew of how it actually worked.

My Biotics were potent, really damn potent, I had all the basic tricks tucked away inside my head, but all of that meant nothing when I could make shit up as I went, though I was personally of the favor that LogicalPremise was right with his fanfic about Biotics that I had read before being yanked here. That was something to consider since the Engineer part of me had already stated that Plasma-based weapons using the Mass Effect were possible, it was just that no one had ever bothered with them for some random reason. That was kind of a problem when you think about it since the price of something only goes down based on a per unit scale. The first one being the full price with the next lowering the price by half, next by a quarter, and so on until it reaches something manageable.

Considering all of that, I was rather happy with what I had as I brought myself back to the present as I grinned, my eyes locked on to my first target. Off in the distance, I could easily spot the massive form of the local branch of the Imperial Academy, a monolithic structure that stood well above the skyline, but nowhere near that of the total height of good ol' Palpy's still under-construction Palace. With that in mind, it was still well over a good kilometer tall, at the very least, not that I cared.

My ROB wanted me to cause Chaos in the Star Wars universe, doing this, plus a few other things, was bound to do the trick.

XXX

Sneaking into the Imperial Academy proved to be rather easy, all things considered, a Tactical cloak and a bit of Biotics and I had scaled up above the heavily guarded ground floor and was able to enter via the third floor window. With entry, I quickly ducked out of sight and found a maintenance shaft where I crawled into the place before sealing the hatch behind me as idiots stalked the hallways, thinking that they were even remotely decent soldiers or Officers. I honestly couldn't help the grimace at that since they were all idiots from what I had seen in their network, mostly indoctrinated Yes-men that either were ambitious idiots or lazy bastards looking for a free ride with minimal work required.

Still, none of that was important as I moved through the maintenance shafts of the building, primarily having been built for Droids, but I was using them to crawl between the levels along with even dropping into the heart of the building after hitching a rip on the underside of an Elevator to the upper levels before getting off. It was actually funny that I learned more from the Droids working in the shafts than the people in the building itself, just a quick hack of one of the astromechs and I suddenly had a pretty damn good map of the entire building displayed in my HUD as I moved around. Finding the Computer Core of the building was actually the thing I was looking for, along with the central armory, both were needed as I turned another corner and dropped through a vent, Biotics flaring slightly as I landed on the floor without a sound. Looking around the room I was now in, I brought up my Omni-tool to check that I was in the right place before nodding to myself, a grin on my face as I glanced around before ducking behind cover for a second as I heard footsteps. Glancing around, I saw an Imperial Officer doing an inventory of the room with a pair of Stormtroopers helping out, both being in full armor as I pulled out my M-11 Suppressor and activated my Tactical cloak, a quick run of the simple sensor package in my Omni-tools told me that the room was sealed and that no one was around. Perfect.

With the Tactical cloak on, I slipped behind the first Stormtrooper, he was looking the other way as he gestured to a crate by his side, the lid being open and I could see half a dozen E-11 Blaster Rifles inside.

"Where do you want these Blasters, Sir?" The Stormtrooper asked as the Officer glanced up from the Datapad.

"Put them with the other Blasters over there." He stated hauntingly as he pointed absently in the direction in question.

"Alrig-CRUNCH!" He didn't get a chance to finish whatever he was saying as I latched on to his helmet with one hand, grabbing the breather piece from over his shoulder before yanking it as hard as I could, a sudden twist and the Stormtrooper was dead on the ground a moment later, his head round the wrong way as I raised my pistol. The Cloak was already falling, but I didn't waste any time, putting 4 rounds through the visor of the other Stormtrooper before firing a single shot at the head of the Officer, both were dead before they hit the ground. Looking at them, I was honestly rather annoyed by that as I glared at the corpses.

"And here I thought that the armor of a Stormtrooper was proof against 'slugthrowers', load of shit right there." I scoffed at that, I knew it was because of the differences of technology and higher power of my weapons compared to a locally made Slugthrower, but that didn't make it any less disappointing. Glancing around, I reminded myself to watch my surroundings as I took the room in properly for the first time. I was in a large storage room with numerous ranks of crates held on shelves with labels attached to either the crates themselves or to the shelves they were lined on. Picking up the Datapad, I quickly skimmed through it before smirking as I found something of interest before putting it down for a second, the Infiltrator in me was telling me to hide the bodies, something easily done after I stripped them of anything of value and tucked it away into the various pockets of my armor. After that, I quickly found an empty crate and chucked them into it, pushing it into a far off corner to stay hidden as I used a bit of Biotics to clear the Blood away through causing the Blood itself to boil. With that taken care of, and with access to a semi-done inventory of the place, I grinned as I read through the datapad with ease before stopping, finding what I was looking for as I quickly set off through the massive chamber, easily the size of a three, modest two floor houses all strapped together side by side.

In the end, it took me about three minutes to find what I was looking for before cracking the crates open with my Omni-blade, thankfully not been superheated as I pried the crates open and smirked at the contents. The first crate I opened was containing a half dozen power cells for the standard E-11 Blasters used by the Stormtroopers, according to the inventory, this single crate held over a few thousand of the tiny devices as I grabbed a half dozen of them and dropped them into a duffle bag that I quickly made using Omni-gel, with that done, I reattached the lid before moving on to my second crate, one that I emptied into said duffle bag before hightailing it back into the maintenance tunnels.

Once back into the tunnels, I smirked as I sat down and pulled out the first object I had pulled out of the now emptied crate.

A Baradium-core code key Thermal Detonator, standard issue for Stormtroopers with a range of 5 m. I had fifty of the beautiful things with me as I cracked the first one open with my Omni-tool to access the inner components with greater ease before hacking the internal computer, bypassing the code needed and removing the interface altogether as I started working on the timer and trigger systems with a grin. This was going to take a lot of Omni-gel, patience and more than a bit of luck, but it could work...

Probably...

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Climbing down from the top of the maintenance shaft for what seemed like the hundredth time that morning as the sun rose, I smirked as I glanced at the half-disassembled Thermal Detonator above me as I saw the blinking light of the receiver flashing as it was tucked away behind a water pipe and a series of electrical cables, held in place by a bunch of zip ties made from Omni-gel. Honestly, I had worked through the night to get everything ready as I quickly opened my Omni-tool, checking the signal strength was coming in loud and clear before I grinned once more, all fifty charges were coming in green as I went back along the maintenance tunnels before catching a lift to the upper levels once more.

The entire place had over 1237 floors with about 237 of said floors being hidden underground, most of those were simulator rooms filled with training simulators for TIE Fighter pilots and vehicle operators, not to mention a few garages filled with various Imperial vehicles. The upper floors were mostly barracks and mess hall areas, but more than a few landing pads sticking out the side of the building, being held in place via repulsorlift engines while the roof was dominated by a large area used for various exercises for the Officers and Stormtroopers, the latter doing it more often than the former. However, what I was really interested in was the Computer Core hidden on floor 763, a massive computer system that dominated much of the floor and held numerous bits and pieces of Imperial data. This wasn't just an Academy, after all, but a major relay in the Imperial network that was under watch almost 24/7, stealth was not going to get me in, meaning that I would have to go rather loud to get in, but that was the point, I wasn't doing this to be sneaking, rather, I was doing this to get in the face of the Empire. With that in mind, I was only too glad that I got to cause shit to hit the fan.

Another trip back to the storage room, grabbing a few Blasters, some more Thermal Detonators and a Rocket Launcher, not to mention a pair of mouse Droids, and I was ready.

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"YIPPY!" This was the first sound that the Stormtroopers throughout the base heard that morning as I skated through the corridors of the Imperial Academy on a pair of lobotomized Mouse Droids, each of them being controlled by my right Omni-tool as I moved through the corridors, firing away with a pair of E-11 Blasters that I had liberated. Honestly, I wondered how the Stormtroopers failed at hitting shit so often since I was easily hitting my targets, shooting Officers in the face as I skated through the place, dodging return fire as I slipped around. My Biotics helped as I subtly lowered my weight by decreasing the hold of gravity on my body, letting me move around faster, and allowing me to stand on the Mouse Droids without crushing them. Already, the base alert was going off as I could easily see dozens of Stormtroopers pouring into the corridors as I passed them by.

Smirking, I turned another corner and dropped to a knee, Blaster fire missing me by a hair's breath before I dropped both Blasters, reaching over my shoulder, I grabbed the Rocket Launcher and fired at my target, a reinforced blast door that the Stormtroopers were currently blocking the way to via lots of deployed cover. I grinned ferally as the first shot blew up and took most of the Stormtrooper with it, the second blowing straight through the door as the third went in and destroyed any troopers camping around the door. I fired a fourth time, just to make sure that nobody was still camping like a noob before practically skipping into the room, taking cover behind a nearby console as some surviving Officers opened fire on me. I didn't even spare them a glance as I pulled out a single Paladin and fired a single shot into each of them, giving the Heatsink time to cooldown between shots before I continued on, into the room.

Honestly, my shots had done a fair bit of damage to the room, most of the control consoles were gone, blood, guts and limbs were spared all over the place while more than a few bodies were half burnt to a crisp by the miniature Proton torpedo that was fired from the Rocket Launcher I had used. Still, the room was still semi-decent condition, one exit/entrance, no windows and more than a fes still active consoles scattered around the room as I looked to the Holo-projector in the center of said room. I took less than four steps before clamping my hand on the central holo-projector, my Omni-tool flashing into existence as the built-in fabricator was instantly in use, creating a wireless interface device and plugging it into the projector as a piece of the metal casing was ripped apart and rendered down into Omni-gel for later use. As soon as that was complete, I linked the interface to a hacking script I had spent a few hours writing between modifying Thermal Detonators while using some more Omni-gel to make some C12 explosives, nowhere near as clean or potent as a Class-A Thermal Detonator, but the stuff was at least three times as powerful as any amount of C4 of the equivalent weight. Another wireless interface was made to act as a trigger, linked to my Omni-tool and tied into the script I had wrote as it went to work.

Honestly, it was actually a rather simple thing, a data shunt designed to forcefully copy-and-paste everything that it could find of value after breaking through the network encryption, the system didn't even bother breaking the encryption of the individual files, but that could be done later. The real beauty of this system was the fact that it was nearly impossible to know what had been taken unless you managed to catch the hacker or already knew what was copied. Not only that, but I knew that Slicers in Star Wars used an entirely different method that was much less brute force than this, hence the name, so that would throw the Imps off for a while as well. Still, that didn't mean that I wasn't going to cover my tracks behind me, the explosives would destroy the interface as well as making sure to take anyone that got too close with it, I had it set on a five minute delay after it was finished running the download, giving me time to get the hell out of the room before two kilos of C12 detonated beside me.

"Hear me, Intruder!" I turned suddenly, gun in hand as a voice boomed from the corridor that I had come from. I grinned at that as I wheeled myself over to the door, the Mouse Droids still mag-locked to my feet as I peered around the corner to see a firing line of Stormtroopers, the first line taking a knee with Blasters raised while the second were standing behind them with ever 5th man holding a Rocket Launcher. Since the corridor was filled with two lines of 20 guys, that meant I was looking down the barrel of five such weapons since I saw one at either end. Behind them, I saw an Officer yelling at me as I ducked back into cover.

"Yeah? I can hear you loud and clear, Captain Cocktastic. What do you want?" I asked, choosing to be immature as I could easily see the reflection of the Officer in what remained of a consoles support leg, the metal still giving a good impression of a mirror as I pulled out one of my Shotguns, checking it to make sure it was still working as I pressed a button by my thumb, engaging Carnage mod as I heard a slight whine from the gun. My other hand was already grabbing a few of the Frag Grenades from my armor, at least six of them as I made a few zip-ties to hold them together, linking the pins together with the plastic while another strap went around the heads of the Grenades to avoid keeping the pressure sensor active and starting the ten second countdown the moment that the pins were pulled. In my HUD, I could see the progress of two Downloads going at the same time, one was the data that I was taking from this place while the other was a little something I was implanting into the broadcast systems of the Academy. Said Broadcast systems being a part of the Imperial Propaganda machine.

"My name is Commander Julien Kalnne, as the senior Officer of this Academy, I am ordering you to stand down and surrender yourself to the Empire, or be summarily executed for Treason against the Empire. Should you come quietly, I shall ensure that you are treated fairly and receive a minimum sentencing, so long as you cooperate with us. You have 10 minutes to decide." The Loudmouth shouted over the corridor as I smirked inside of my helmet. The download for the files would take less than a five minutes while my upload to the broadcasting systems would take just over 10 minutes, either way, I would get what I needed as I quickly replaced my Shotgun on my thigh before drawing the other one and repeating the process of setting the Carnage feature for the first shot.

"Sure mate, just let me think, I'll get back to you in a bit." I shouted back, biting the inside of my cheek to keep myself from laughing at how stupid the Imperial was being. You don't give a hacker time to think about surrendering, you get him to surrender immediately or die. Honestly, it was rather surprising that this idiot had even managed to reach as high as he had...

Maybe he had highly placed friends in political positions that got him where he was...?

Either way, it wasn't my problem as I made a second bundle of grenades and put my second Shotgun away, ready to fire a Carnage shot when drawn with ease as it retained the energy even as it was folded up. As time passed, I took the time to check all of my guns as I ran a check of my Omni-tools, quickly setting up the Omni-Shield on my off-hand while grabbing a hold of my N7 Typhoon, rather happy with the knowledge that the bullets would be more than capable of piercing most of the Stormtroopers in armor thanks to the basic information I knew about Star Wars from the ROB. Aside from that, I took a moment to arm the Mouse Droids on my feet.

I grinned at that little surprise as I had ripped out most of the electronics from each of them and installing the remote control systems, I had fun by stuffing the damned things with a cut down Thermal Detonator from the store raids I had gone through throughout the night. Detaching them both, I controlled them to leave the room as I moved away from the door, it was easily understandable as the Stormtroopers didn't open fire, these Droids were normally only programmed with a single skill and with strong self-preservation instincts, so seeing them run was generally the norm. What they didn't see, however, was the Droids stopping just out of sight and around the corner as I had used an extra long range transmitter and receiver to ensure I could control them. Placing them by a single closed blast door while the other was next to a wall that, once blown open, would lead to one of the main elevator shafts for the building.

I grinned ferally at what was about to happen.

It was going to be fun.

XXX

Ten minutes actually passed rather quickly as I amused myself by playing a few games I found on my Omni-tools, nothing major, just a few games of Pong and things like that before laughing myself silly at a few videos that I was about to unleash on the Galaxy.

"Time is up, Intruder. What is your Choice?" I had to give it to the guy, he was punctual, if nothing else, I had been running a ten minute timer when he started talking right as it went off. With that said, I smiled under my helmet, the countdown for my download was almost done as I spoke.

43 seconds.

"Choice? Which choice, Captain... Oh, wait, sorry. Commander Cocktastic? The choice between surrendering and dying, or dying and surrendering, right? Sorry, nope. Ain't gonna happen." I shouted back as I crept to the side of the door, peeking out as I noticed more Stormtroopers had arrived, at least a few dozen of them, some having brought DLT-19 Heavy Blaster Rifles along with plenty of T-21 Light Repeating Blasters. The corridor had been thoroughly blocked off by now, plates of armor having been brought along to provide cover while they fired at anything that tried to come out of the entrance, it was a well prepared killzone, one that I prefered not to step into as I noted the look of utter rage on the Imperial Officer's face.

32 seconds.

"You dare throw away such a generous offer?! Degenerate scum! You shall Pay for your arrogance and defiance!" The Officer screamed as I heard the sound of the Blasters starting to heat up in preparation for the first shots to be fired. Honestly, I had to roll my eyes at that, an obvious attempt at intimidation if ever there was one, and a rather stupid move since it would have meant the difference between life and death if I had decided to storm out of the room sooner rather than later.

28 seconds.

"Well, yeah... Especially since it ain't that generous. I mean, come on mate! Really?! You and I both know that I'd have been dead the moment that I surrendered, sure it would take a while, but the moment that I answered all of your questions, I'd get a blaster bolt to the back of the head. No, thank you very much. I very much enjoy being alive." I remarked easily as I grinned. "Besides, then I wouldn't get to enjoy the little party favors for dear ol' Palpy to enjoy, I mean, sure the bastard is a psychotic wind-bag with an overinflated opinion of himself, but hey, doesn't everyone in the Empire? I'm sure you certainly do." I bit my tongue as I heard the growl coming out from the corridor.

"Are you...?! You Dare Mock ME?! Mock the Empire!?" He shouted as I sniggered quietly, enjoying this greatly as I watched the loading bar nearly finish.

11 seconds.

"No, no no no, I would never dream of doing that... Pft, yes." I deadpanned, the sarcasm so think in the first part of my remark that you could have used it to block a Lightsaber as I heard another snarl of pure hatred.

7 seconds.

"Stormtroopers! Open Fire! Kill this Rebel Scum!" Commander Cocktastic shouted through the corridors as I heard the sound of weapons being aimed at the door as I raised my arm, Omni-Shield forming on my left arm as I ducked behind the Holo-projector as I knew that it was already counting down for the interface to detonate, still with a minute on the clock as I threw a Biotic Stasis over the metal casing, allowing the machine to still work, but preventing anyone from using it along with making it virtually indestructible until I was done. A moment later, 13 Proton torpedos the size of a rocket were shot through the door as I took cover. Shockwaves bathed the room as I was only too glad the Shield I had thrown up was a full hemisphere designed to protect against large scale, area-effect weapons, such as mortar strikes, before I heard the sound of footsteps as I disabled the shield before jumping over the Holo-projector in time to meet the first Stormtrooper via a boot to his face. A bit of Biotics resulted in said boot impacting with the force of a Dreadnought's main gun, liquefying his upper torso as his friends were suddenly sprayed in blood and their fronts repainted a very nice shade of red.

Download complete. A message suddenly read in my HUD as I grinned.

"Heeeere's JOHNNY!" I shouted as I threw the first bundle of grenades into the mass of Stormtroopers, pulling the plastic cord as it went before rolling back into the cover of the door frame.

"Oh Crap! Gren-BOOM!" I grinned as I heard down the corridor a moment later, I activated the trigger sequence for the various Thermal Detonators scattered around the place, they all activated with a 6 second countdown to them as I felt my grin widened even further as I pulled out the first Eviscerator I had while I held my Talon in the other, and opened fire, a Carnage shot flying from the gun and hitting a Stormtrooper dead on, shattering the body like it was a glass statue before I advanced, linking my middle finger to the pump-action via a Biotic tether to allow me to fire 5 shots off quickly before the weapon overheated as I slipped it back into my thigh, rolling in the process and pulling out my N7 Typhoon as another few shots left my Talon, blowing the heads off of numerous Stormtroopers before sliding back, placing it away and forming a standard Omni-Shield in one motion. I took a knee behind the shield, pumping shots downrange in an instant before I smirked when the Timers on my planted explosives finally went off, the building rocked for a moment before it started to tilt, that was when I knew it was time to get the hell out of dodge.

You see, I had not planted my Thermal detonators to cause the entire building to collapse in on itself, rather, I had planted them to cause the entire building to go down like a falling tree, the explosives planted at a diagonal around the 30th floor above ground, causing the entire place to fall as I smirked, running passed the Stormtroopers that were already falling over as I took advantage of my Biotics and mag-boots to stay on the floor even as it suddenly became steeper before I shot through the holes I had blasted into the walls. The elevator shaft was open, hopping in, I disabled the mag-boots and slide down the angled shaft, using my Biotics to create a field of anti-gravity that propelled me down the shaft, I smirked as I felt quickly, just reaching the bottom before the building had fallen passed 45 degrees as I landed inside the shaft of the still standing building, using my Biotics to land safely at the ground level before walking out the front door.

And just in time too, as the Academy came crashing down on top of the hangers of a secondary Imperial hangar complex, destroying multiple thousands of tons of fuel, military equipment and killing a fair amount of their soldiers. However, what really got my attention was the various Holo-screens that suddenly went blank before a clip from a familiar show appeared, blasting through the airways as I chuckled.

"Welcome to Orientation Day on the Joy ol' Death Star!" I smirked as the clips of Robot Chicken Star Wars played, taking the pure piss out of the Empire.

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