The head of every man on the street popped up with large pink and red hearts in replace of their eyes as a tall, slender woman with her breasts popping out of her bare bikini top and her long orange hair flowing freely down her back walked past them. They were so focused on her attractiveness, they didn't notice her swiping their wallets from their pockets.

"Hmm... Seven thousand beli," she counted silently. "Damn, I could've gotten more! Luffy blew all our money the other day, I need at least a few million to get back up to where we were. Huh?"

She noticed to her left, a poster about a dance contest.

"'Bring a partner, and get a chance to win three hundred million beli.' Sign me up!" the thief cried. "But wait, I need a partner. Okay, first person I see- Eh?" Walking up to her was her friend, a husky dark-skinned man with a straw hat perched on his head. "Perfect. Luffy!"

"Oh, hi, Nami."

"Look at this!"

She showed him the poster.

"Dance Contest?"

"The winner gets three hundred million beli. What do you say you and I give it a shot? You like to dance and sing, right?"

"Sure! It'll be fun!"

"All right, we'd better go sign up right now then."

"Perfect timing, we only had room left for two more participants," the receptionist said. "All I need is your names, and we'll be all set."

"I'm Mon-"

"Wait," Nami whispered to his ear, "we shouldn't use our real names, we're Pirates, remember? They'll send the Navy if they recognize us." She said louder, "My name is Michele."

"Hmm..." Luffy cupped his chin in thought while staring off into space.

"Just pick a random name already," Nami whispered.

"I'm Hugo. I'm gonna be King of the Pirates."

She punched the rubber man into the wall in a fiery rage.

"Ignore him, he always spouts nonsense like this. Aha ha ha..."

"Okay. Last names?"

"Uh-"

"Meat and Takoraki!"

"Eh!?"

"Uh, wh-what interesting names you have," the receptionist said as she wrote them down. "Very well, you're signed up. Just step into that room over there, someone will escort you to the stage, there's clothes for you to change into."

(music starts)

They stepped onto the dance floor.

"Well, Luffy, are you ready?"

"Yup!"

(Oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me. I said you're holding back. She said, shut up and dance with me.)

She grabbed his hand and waist and started moving.

(This woman is my destiny. She said...)

"Dance with me, Luffy!"

(Shut up and Dance with me.)

Luffy mimicked her movements to the best of his abilities while looking at his feet.

"Don't look at your feet."

"I don't wanna step-"

"Relax, just focus on my eyes."

(We were victims of the night.)

They slid to their left.

(The chemical, physical, kryptonite.)

"Come on, let's work for those belis!"

(Helpless to the bass and the fading light.)

"Okay, what do you want me to do?"

(Oh, we were bound to get together! Bound to get together!)

"Leave it to me."

(She took my arm.)

Nami grabbed his arm and spun them both around.

(I don't know how it happened. We took the floor and she said...)

"Don't you dare look back! Just keep your eyes on me."

(I said you're holding back.)

"What're you doing, Nami?"

She said, "Shut up and Dance with me!"

(This woman is my destiny. She said...)

They extended their hands out to the right and pressed their faces together.

"Shut up and Dance with me!

Okay, the judges notice us. Let's show them what the Mugiwara Captain and Navigator are made of!"

"Yosh!"

(A backless dress and some beat up sneaks.)

He let her go out then pulled her back in.

(My discotheque, Juliet, teenage dream.)

"Now what?"

(I felt it my chest as she looked at me.)

"Let me do the work."

(I knew we were bound to be together! Bound to be together! She took my arm...)

She spun around.

(I don't know how it happened! We took the floor and she said...)

"Don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me."

(I said you're holding back.)

"What do I do?"

She said, "Shut up and Dance with me."

(This woman is my destiny! She said...)

Luffy spun her again, then picked her up and spun while holding her in the air.

"Shut up and Dance with me!"

He started dancing normally again.

(Come on girl!)

Luffy took occasional glances at his feet to make sure he didn't step on Nami. Once he was sure he wouldn't step on her, he tossed her up in the air to catch her bridal style while doing the splits.

They stood up and started dancing again.

He let her fly out while stretching his arm, then pulled her back in to hold her up above him then place her down again.

"Ha ha!"

(Deep in her eyes.)

They started laughing.

(I think I see the future! I realize...)

He spun her again.

(This is my last chance! She took my arm...)

"How am I doing?

(I don't know how it happened! We took the floor and she said...)

"You're doing great, just keep it up and keep it fast paced. Don't look at the judges, they count that as a flaw. And remember...

Don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me."

I said, "You're holding back."

She said, "Shut up and Dance with me."

(This woman is my destiny. She said...)

He spun her again, and his smile grew wider, and a blush appeared on his face.

(Shut up and Dance!)

(Oh, don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me. I said you're holding back, she said shut up and dance with me.)

They spun each other around.

(This woman is my destiny! She said...)

"This is fun!"

(Shut up and Dance with me!)

They stopped taking it seriously, and just took hold of each others' wrists and started bouncing and laughing like loonatics.

"Luffy!"

"Shishishi!"

(Shut up and Dance with me!)

He dipped her for the final pose. The judges clapped.

A/N: This isn't a one-shot, I will continue this. Next chapter coming up soon. The song is 'Shut up and Dance' by Walk the Moon. Please listen to and support the official release.