The Untimely Death Of Principal Snyder
By Jake Denton ([email protected])
A/N: Takes place during the 2nd season finale, after Buffy gets expelled.
Disclaimer: Buffy, and Snyder do not belong to me. There. I said it.
Buffy gathered her things from her locker, utterly miserable. That rat bastard Snyder had kicked
her out of school for absolutely no plausible reason. That stinking a-hole. He was probably in his
office, dancing in glee. God, he was such a assmuncher.
The blonde slayer, having packed her things and emptied her locker, slung the heavy backpack over
her shoulder and started to walk out when she heard a scream. Peering around the corner, she saw
something that lit up her sultry mood.
Principal Snyder was getting attacked by a chaos demon.
He screamed like a wussy, shouting "don't scar my beautiful face!" and wetting himself like a
little girl. Despite the fact that she should kill this demon, Buffy grinned and just watched
happily as the chaos demon gutted Snyder, ripping his bowels out bare-handedly and devouring them
greedily before snapping his neck. Snyder died.
The demon looked up and saw the Slayer watching him, smiling. "Bring it on, bitch," the demon
growled, then looked astonished as she considered, then shook her head no.
"Nah, I'm going to let you go. You just did the world a huge favor."
She walked away right then, leaving the demon to watch as she left school, headed for the
comforts of her home.
The End.
By Jake Denton ([email protected])
A/N: Takes place during the 2nd season finale, after Buffy gets expelled.
Disclaimer: Buffy, and Snyder do not belong to me. There. I said it.
Buffy gathered her things from her locker, utterly miserable. That rat bastard Snyder had kicked
her out of school for absolutely no plausible reason. That stinking a-hole. He was probably in his
office, dancing in glee. God, he was such a assmuncher.
The blonde slayer, having packed her things and emptied her locker, slung the heavy backpack over
her shoulder and started to walk out when she heard a scream. Peering around the corner, she saw
something that lit up her sultry mood.
Principal Snyder was getting attacked by a chaos demon.
He screamed like a wussy, shouting "don't scar my beautiful face!" and wetting himself like a
little girl. Despite the fact that she should kill this demon, Buffy grinned and just watched
happily as the chaos demon gutted Snyder, ripping his bowels out bare-handedly and devouring them
greedily before snapping his neck. Snyder died.
The demon looked up and saw the Slayer watching him, smiling. "Bring it on, bitch," the demon
growled, then looked astonished as she considered, then shook her head no.
"Nah, I'm going to let you go. You just did the world a huge favor."
She walked away right then, leaving the demon to watch as she left school, headed for the
comforts of her home.
The End.