A/N: Hey fans what's up I have some new CAM heat for you now this story is AU and has nothing to do with any of my previous stories Some of my Ocs may appear. also this takes place in the area I grew up and is sort of a composite my highschool and another highschool in the district and is a bit of a somewhat surreal take on how I wished my highschool was like enjoy if not oh well

New Kid In Town

"Do I have to go here," Carly Shay groaned looking at the ruel town highschool not wanting to go in the building.

"Look kiddo this is the only school we can get into in the district because of or address. And besides you may like it here you may like the people here," said Spencer the girl's older brother and gaurdian.

"A bunch of racist bible belt redneck hicks and a white gay girl with dreads dermals, piercings, and tats sure yeah right," Carly said sarcastcally with a roll of her eyes.

"They can't all be like that and maybe just maybe if you toned down the look a bit you know keep the deads in a ponytail and one color maybe lose the neck corset and not wear fishnets as much and cover a few of the tats," Spencer suggested

"Not a chance," Carly said getting out of the car and walked into the school.

Elsewhere in the parking lot an old burgendy Buick Rivera convertible screeched up to a blonde girl sitting on the hood of her old beat up Jeep Wrangler. "You're late," the blonde said to the driver a tall brown skinned young man built like Samoa Joe. Wearing shades and a long tie dyed shirt ripped jeans with white bandanna hanging from his belt loop with his hair cut into a mohawk. That had been straightened and flat ironed stepped out of the driver's seat.

"Sorry Sammie ," The driver said "But I had to finish Glodielocks's hair," he said cocking his head to the blonde with blue and pink highlites, wearing a Dusty Rhodes t-shirt that had been cut so it hung off her shoulder and a denim mini skirt climbing out of the back seat.

"Oh its all my fault not the fact that you and Scottland were watching porn," the blonde said.

"Look as "mother" and "father" of this little fucked up family Scottland and I can waste time anyway we so choose," the driver said.

"Absolutely," said the other blonde girl with glasses this one wearing a Buffy t-shirt and cut off shorts Chuck Taylors and and Nikki Bella cap turnned backwards.

"Whatever," said a brunette getting out off the backseat wearing an old wide brimmed fedora with a feather in it a western style black and purple rockabilly button down shirt and stripped jeans with a purple and black banddannas on each leg, "where are the she-wolf Belle,"

"Inside waiting on us," Sam said just as an announcement came over the PA system

"Would Samantha Puckett, David Brown, Mandy Hackberth ,Taylor Calaway, Cassie Winchesrter, Charlie Connolly, and Kyle Grimm please report to the principle's office," The voice said.

"Well what do know called to office after only five minutes," David said with a smirk,

"So Carly we hope you adjust well here and as for your attire," the principle said.

"What about it," Carly said growing more angry than she already was at being in what she discribed as a hick town

"We just have a policy of no fishnets, and the rings in your neck and cheeks do they come out?," the principle said

"Actually I read your district handbook under dress code it says no fishnet tops or bare midrfts nothing about legings also my shorts are figertips in length. Also it says nothing about piercing either way both would be protected as they are apart of my religon of peganism. Do you want a discimination lawsuit principle Suber as I feel offended," Carly said.

"No Carly its just your appearance could be a distraction to others and we'd like to avoid that," The Principle said.

"Look if I'm a disctraction to this bunch of cusin fuckers are so easily distracted by someone different maybe that's why you have the lowest test scores in the state and maybe you need to up their A.D.D meds," Carly said.

"Miss Shay I don't know how you talk to athuority figures in Seattle but here at Whitmire highschool we talk with respect but I'm willing to let this slide as it's your first day so I suggest you fix your attitude and go to outside and meet your guide and get to class," the principle said.

"Later," Carly said leaving the office, and going to the desk and seeing a brown haired girl in jeans and a pink V-neck shirt . "Hey you my guide?," she asked.

"Yeah Kaci Silvers you must Carly," the girl said as she introduced herself .

"Yeah that's me," Carly said just as students burst into the office they all cought her eye and as they seemed to be different from others at the school. But who mainly caught her eye was the blonde with hair dressed in suspenders jeans and a Rodey Piper shirt and Doc Martins.

"Come on you're gonna be late to class," Kaci said snapping Carly out of her haze.

"Yeah ok," Carly said.

Principle Suber looked across his desk at the seven students, "You seven have been a thorn in my side but not this year. You are all now on accidemic probation . If either of you gets so much as a right up you'll all be suspended and possibly exspelled," he said.

"Thats bull and you know it ya bawbag," Charlie said.

"Jim is this about me letting your wife suck my dick I didn't know it was her," David said.

Principle Suber cranked his neck and gritted his teeth, "It has nothting to do with that it has to do with you and your "Family's" constant fighting with other students. Cutting classes inappropitae conduct on school grounds and your defacment of school property. So right now I'm letting you know you get caught you're out, got it!"

"Yeah we got it," David said before he and his friends left the office.

The rest of the day at whitmire highschool passed by like anyother first day of a new school year would. Teachers handing out books and opening year assignments. All until lunch where Carly seemed to be the talk of the entire school. The students and facuilty seemed be starring at her as she sat a table by herself to eat her lunch. "Mind if I join you," said Kaci her guide setting her tray next across from Carly.

"You know I'm fine eating alone you don't have to play be nice to the yankee freak or whatever I'm sure your redneck hick friends are calling me," Carly snapped.

"Ok look I know you don't want to be here but you don't have to be bitch about it," Kaci said. "Especially to a half sister," she said pulling her shirt back to show the rainbow triangle on her breast.

"So you're a dyke too that supposed to give us a bond?," Carly said sarcastcally.

"First off I'm only about half dyke I'm more bi or pan than anything," Kaci said. "Second I'm just trying to be a friend, third I don't have any redneck friends really I'm a neutral more these days," she explained.

"Neutral?," Carly asked.

"Ok you know how highschools have cliques here its way more serious like gang war serious," Kaci explained "Look behind you that's the hip hop group made up mostly of all the black kids with a few white Eminim and Macklemore types thrown in along with some hispanics and asians in the school wanna be thugs and dope boys they have there supsets of actual thugs dope boys and such they throw good parties and could help you keep your locks tight," Kaci explained.

"Well that's not racist at all," Carly said.

"It's the south its not perfect but all the groups are mixed raced now pay attention now look over to your left. Those are the current quote unquote cool kids at the tables next to them are your jocks and preps along with your cheerleaders. To your right you'll find your geeks if you like comics and gaming and stuff they're your guys. Next to them its the skaters and stoners beside them your rednecks. Behind me its the metal heads well wanna be goths and emo kids. Besides them its the gay kids. Then there's me I'm a neutral I stay out of the drama and the fights." Kaci said, "and I'd like to be your friend Carly Shay," she said holding out her hand.

Carly gave a light smile and said, "I could like that," she said shaking her hand just as the group of kids she saw in the office walk passed her the blonde in suspenders catching her eye again. "Hey Kaci whose that ?," she asked.

"Oh that's the family or the Vanity's I'm the school's resident gay street family so to speak," Kaci said. "See the big black guy that's the "daddy" and my ex boyfriend David but he calls himself D.A.B Lyfe or just D.A.B he's a poet writer and a huge geek like the rest of the family and they all love wrestling. So much so they use it as slang and he's a great hairdresser and nailtech."

"So why aren't you still together," Carly asked.

"To put it frankly he's a hoe. He's more straight than anything seeing as he prefers women Tranny's and crossdressers over regular guys. Meaning he's gender queer ontop of being pansexual and polyamorus meaning he's greedy, and couldn't keep it in his pants not that I minded too much. It was just between that and the fights he seemed to get into it was just drama and I don't do drama well," Kaci explained

"Ok what about the chick sitting next to him," Carly asked.

"That's the mother of the family Charlie Connolly but everyone calls her Chuck or Scottland. Cause that's where she's from. She came here as an exchange student in middle school and decided to stay Dave's mom is her host parent. Good at soccer loves power rangers and

Once Upon A Time and pussy. She claims she's a lesbian but the way Dave and her flirt I say she's hit that once our twice" Kaci said.

"Ok what about bottom boy," Carly said looking at the femine boy at the table

"Good eye that's Kyle Grim aka Belle great dancer can work a pole both on and off the dance floor and can twerk for a white boy. Belle is his girl name not sure if he's full on trans or just a crossdresser. But David gave him the name Belle, and they maybe dating or just fucking," Kaci said.

"And the two feeding eachother like birds," Carly asked.

"Mandy and Taylor otherwise known as Goldielocks and Baby bear. The only committed relationship in the group. Mandy is the more senseable of the two and Taylor is a hot head and a nudist , girl hates wearing clothes," Kaci said.

"Don't we all?," Carly quipped. "What about the Pocahuntess?"

"The She- wolf real name Cassie Winchesrter a skater loves fourwheelers full on pansexual not much else to her really except she likes to howel at the moon," Kaci said

"And what a bout her in the suspenders and the Roddey Piper shirt," Carly asked.

Kaci smiled seeing the way her new friend seemed taken by the blonde. "That's Sam Puckette one of David's oldest friends grew up pretty much in the same house. Everyone calls her Rowdy," she said.

"Why because she likes Piper? If so its not really creative I mean I like Jeff Hardy but no one calls me Enigma," Carly said.

"Maybe they should," Kaci chuckled, "anyway that's only half of it she has shorter fuse than the other been in and out of juvie since nine. And she's beyond protective of the family and before you ask she's single and full lezzie."

"Wasn't gonna ask that, I was gonna ask if you could introduce me a new girl could never have enough friends. Besides I may wanna join the family," Carly said.

"Well suit yourself I'll intoduce you after school I know where they park," Kaci said as the two continued their lunch

As last period Carly found herself in the same last period social studies class as David and Sam. A class that was taught by an attractive young woman in her mid twenties with short blonde hair and visible tattooes on her back and a nose tongue ring. But Carly played little attention to the teacher nore the way she fit her pencile skirt. No her attentions were cast towards Sam. She couldn't figure it but something intrigued her about the girl with the curley blonde mane. She was so intrigued that she barely noticed the bell ring signaling the end of the school day

"Alright I'll see ya'll Monday, Oh David can I speak to you for a few minutes," the teacher asked.

"Sure thing Ms. Gwen. I'll meet you by the cars," David said tapping Sam on the shoulder.

"Alright D.A.B," Sam said.

Meanwhile out by the lockers Carly and Sam Kaci put their books away and Kaci asked, "So ready to meet your new family?"

"Let's go," Carly said

A/N: Welp that's chapter one what do you think . Next chapter will be longer and have more sort of surreal elements to the them. And I want this to play out like an old school teen movie, almost like dazed and confused and the like. Also this storie will give all the characters a lot of time so with that I say peace love SDR OUT!