TJ Hammond Drabbles

Summary: TJ, pretending to be his friend's fake boyfriend, agrees to a couples costume with her.

Authour's Notes: Happy Halloween! Who can guess what I watched while writing this? Haha. Hope everyone out there has a safe and happy Halloween!

2. TJ Hammond x OFC
Prompt: "You want me to dress up with you for Halloween as what again, exactly?"
Words: 524 (A little bit over, oh well.)

"You want me to dress up with you for Halloween as what again, exactly?"

"Captain Swan."

TJ just continued to stare blankly at his friend. It sounded like such an innocently simple request, something easily fulfilled with little chance of mischief. Except for one tiny detail – TJ had no idea what a 'Captain Swan' was. "Come again?"

With an exasperated huff, Maia rolled her eyes and threw her hands up in the air. "I was my hands with you Thomas! You have poor taste in men, poor taste in clothes, and now you have poor taste in pop culture!"

"Hey! My fashion sense is the envy of the town," TJ replied indignantly.

"Whatever TJ," muttered Maia. She crossed the room, taking her dark haired friend by the hand, and began to lead him towards her small living room. TJ rolled his eyes at Maia and let her pull him along. "You, my friend, are going to learn who Captain Swan is. You are going to do this couples costume with me, you are going to smile and adore me like the good fake boyfriend you offered to be for this ridiculous party. And you will like it."

"You're letting this all go to your head, Maia," teased TJ gently. Several weeks before, the young woman had shown up at his door with several suitcases, a sobbing mess. TJ had taken her in at once, helping her get over her fiancé leaving her, and had agreed to pose are her boyfriend on a few occasions. As a result, he was going to a Halloween party with Maia.

"Of course I am. I'll have the most eligible bachelor in town on my arm dressed in tight leather pants," giggled Maia as she motioned for TJ to sit while she grabbed her laptop. She fell onto the couch beside him and pulled up her Netflix account. "Now shut up and watch the wonder that is Captain Swan!"

Several episodes later, TJ found Maia sprawled across his lap, her laptop on the coffee table, as another Captain Swan themed episode streamed. "So Captain Hook, huh? Wouldn't it be better if I took on Dustin Hoffman's look?" TJ asked as he ran his hand absently through Maia's hair.

Maia let out a snort of laughter before she shifted to look up at TJ. "Oh yeah. That wig will be an improvement over that bed head of yours." She reached up to ruffle his hair affectionately and he gave her hair a playful tug.

"You going to bleach your hair for the part?" he asked.

"As if. I think Emma Swan would be more kick ass as a red head."

"That would be a conundrum for the saviour. She'd be a ginger and have no soul," TJ countered casually.

"Ouch."

"I'll be your Killian Jones," TJ told Maia but cut her off before she could let out the triumphant cheer TJ knew she was dying to let out with a finger to her lips. "On one condition."

Maia arched an eyebrow at TJ imploringly.

TJ smiled his wickedly charming smile at his friend. "I want a hook and a sword."