Everything but the Kitchen Sink

We'll fight them by the frying pan,

We'll fight them by the pot.

We'll fight them in the cold of night,

We'll fight them when it's hot.

…

We'll fight them on the kitchen bench,

We'll fight them on the floor.

We'll fight them as long as needed,

To finally win this war.

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We'll fight them through the kitchen,

We'll drive them through the door.

We'll claim another victory,

In this never-ending war.