Muggle!AU and Text!fic.

NeonClan Biweekly Tumblr Contest: Imagine Person A of your OTP buying a dog, cat, or whatever pet and naming it after Person B.

C/P Quotes Challenge: #15: I'm like 80% sure there's an ant in my pants.

Ron

mione, crookshanks died three years ago and i have been loving my life way more now that that stupid cat is gone. im not going to just get another cat with you now.

Hermione

Crookshanks was not stupid, for your information.

Hermione

Please, Ron? You don't have to interact with the new cat. Hugo and Rose will keep him or her busy. Oh, and use proper grammar. Your texts are hurting my eyes.

Ron

but

Ron

hermione im allergic to cats

Hermione

Don't be ridiculous, Ron. You lived with Crookshanks for several years without any allergic reactions. And what did I just tell you about grammar?

Ron

i would never lie to you, mione

Ron

never

Hermione

Oh, really? There have been countless times of you lying to me, you know. Also, please fix your grammar!

Ron

hermione we were kids then

Hermione

I suppose being a "kid" equals being thirty seven years old? And God, Ron, if you don't use correct grammar I will drive back home, take your phone out of your hands, and use correct capitalization and grammar for you!

Ron

Sorry Hermione, I'll try gooder next time

Hermione

*better

Ron

anyway we can't go to the petshop because im like 80% sure there's an ant in my pants

Hermione

That's a complete lie, Ronald Weasley, and we both know it. Besides, the only reason I was wanting you to come to the petshop with me in the first place was because I wanted you to be at least somewhat okay with the cat I picked out. Guess it's up to me, then!

Hermione

In the time that we were texting, I bought the cat anyway. Name ideas?

Ron

how about "fat-cat" or "stupid"?

Hermione

Really, now? Don't be immature. He's an amazing cat.

Hermione

Wait, I know what I'll name him.

Ron

what?

Hermione

Ron.