A/N: So it's been close to two months. What's been keeping me from updating? Work, social life, friends, Delta Airlines (f***ing cancellations galore), Aruba, asshole sharks in Aruba (no joke, almost died, wasn't fun), my beta being a lazybutt, etc.

So anyway, after all of that, I finally got a chance to sit down and write what was to be the aftermath day. .. and nothing work. No idea I came up with flowed well or fit with the story's them and I felt like I was beating a dead horse. So I scrapped that idea.

But I still wanted to do something and then I thought: "I kind of glanced over the 'Jaune Beatdown', why not expand on it?" And that is what this is. I also went back and very slightly edited the ending of chapter 4.

I apologize for the long wait. Thank you guys for being patient and I hope you enjoy!

Chap. 5: Random moments during the Jaune Beatdown

"Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap!" Jaune muttered to himself as he rounded the corner. After his escape from the cafeteria he was able to lose the angry mob of Beacon's first year students. However, Weiss, Blake, and Yang had found him and chased him into one of the dormitories. Though they spotted Jaune at a distance, giving him an advantage, they were catching up.

"Get back here Arc!" Yang yelled behind him. He peaked behind him to see the trio riding on Weiss's glyphs to catch up to him. Shrieking, he turned another corner and dread filled his heart. The hallway he entered was long, with no off branching paths he could take except a T intersection at the end. WBY would surely catch up with him, no matter how fast he ran.

"JAUNE!" The three women shouted from behind the corner. To Jaune, it sounded like a choir of angry witches that found their next victim. He looked behind him to see the trio slow down as the rounded the corner before Weiss' glyphs picked up speed. Jaune's brain worked in overtime to quickly find a way out. Come on brain please! I like living! He then remembered something he saw on the news earlier… would it work? Well, Weiss is a Schnee…

"Hey Weiss, look!" Jaune shouted as he pointed behind the murder squad. "Faunus protesting!"

"Wha?" Weiss looked behind her but then immediately turned back forward. The actions took less than half a second, but because they were going so fast they passed Jaune who ducked out of the way, and Weiss couldn't brake in time. With loud yelps, they crashed into the wall at the end of the hallway, Blake and Weiss stuck in a spider web of cracks while Yang went through the wall and landed on the other side.

"Sorry!" Jaune called out before running back through where they came. Weiss finally managed to free herself from the wall and fall down face first. After picking herself and dusting off her shoulders, she turned to Blake, who was looking at her in disappointment.

"Wow Weiss. Wow." Blake said, shaking her head.

"Oh shut up!" Weiss retorted back. "You were a terrorist! You have no right to judge me!" While the monochrome pair continued to bicker, they failed to notice that a certain pun loving blonde was missing. Where did she go?

(a few moments earlier)

"Don't you see Flynt, because Beacon is so much more lax than Atlas I can finally throw another one of my raves like back in highschool!" Neon shouted with glee as she shot her hands in the air.

"I don't know kitty cat," Flynt Coal teased his teammate, "are you sure you still have the funk in you? "

"Hey, my raves were the best!" Neon retorted, playfully jabbing a finger on Flynt's chest. "People were practically bursting through the walls to get in." At that moment, the wall next to them exploded inward and a busty blonde girl came in and crashed into Neon. They fell on the ground, with Neon on the bottom and the blonde girl's head placed between her boobs.

"See!" Neon gloated as the blonde girl groaned while slowly getting up. "This place is gonna be awesome!" Her jazzy partner could only shake his head in amusement.

Jaune collapsed behind a pillar as he caught his breath and wiped some sweat from his forehead. The bunny hood was hotter than he thought. Yes, a bunny hood, with fluffy little ears included.

He didn't know how he got in this situation. Someone somehow managed to tackle him and tape the hood to his head, and a bunch of other students somehow acquired horses to ride and chase him "for the hunt." He'd been running and dodging, with mixed success for over an hour. However, he hadn't run into anyone for an hour, so he thought he could catch a small break.

"Found ya Jauney boy!" A voice bellowed to his left accompanied by the galloping of a horse's feet. "FORE!" He gasped and turned his head just in time to see Cardin's mace swing towards his face and sent him flying, arms flailing and screaming.

"Damn, he went flying," Cardin said as he turned back towards his partner, a small ice cream themed mute. "Nice swing Neo." he complimented. Neo then shouldered his mace and gave a salute with her free hand with a big smile on her face.

After the fiasco in the cafeteria, Cinder sent out Emerald, Mercury, and Neo to find out more about this Jaune Arc fellow. By chance, Neo stubbled upon Cardin and decided to follow him. She thought he was nice company once you get to know him. Joining in on the mob to beat up the blond boy was fun too.

Jaune landed and bounced a couple times some distance away. He groaned in pain and just wanted to lay there in the warm sun. "There he is! Capture him! Zwei, get the rabbit!" he heard Ruby shout, followed by a few barks from her dog, the cheers of more than a dozen students and their horses, and a trumpet playing a charging tune. He immediately got up and started running.

He rounded a pillar and noticed that a dormitory building was in front of him. After a moment, Jaune realized what building it was. He smiled as a plan formed inside. "Don't let him get inside!" One of the students shouted as Jaune entered through the door with Zwei hot on his tail. All of the horses skidded to a halt just outside the door.

"Aw crap, our horses can't fit through." A student said as he got off his horse.

"Don't worry, Zwei will get him!" Ruby exclaimed with a raised fist. You will have vengeance Weiss-Senpai! "Get the rabbit Zwei!" Ruby shouted in reminder.

"Well I guess the only thing left to do now is dismount and wait for the mutt to return." Cardin said, earning a glare from Ruby. Everyone dismounted and waited, making idle small talk about news, class, and what they'd do to Jaune. A few minutes passed by before the door opened up.

"Zwei's back!" Ruby exclaimed. Everyone else rushed over to to her to watch Zwei drag his captured prey. Zwei let go and sat next to his prisoner with his tongue hanging and his head tilted to the side, not showing any care for his fellow humans' confused faces.

Well to be fair, Ruby did instruct Zwei to catch the rabbit, and Zwei did indeed catch a rabbit. He just didn't catch the right one. Before them, Velvet Scarlatina was tied up, blindfolded, and gagged, squirming against her restraints.

"Uh, how did Zwei tie her up?" Sky asked in a whisper. Ruby shrugged. Cardin and Neo smirked, suppressing their chuckles. They liked this dog.

"Uh, should we like… untie her?" Russel asked, drawing the eyes of everyone around him. "I mean, won't the rest of her team come looking for her?" Everyone's eyes widened in fear at the thought of an angry Coco and Yatsuhashi after them, except for Neo who just looked around in confusion.

Dove and two other students who were close by immediately rushed forward to untie her. The two students undid the binds on her legs and arms while Dove went for the gag and then would go for the blindfold. But as soon as he cut the gag of, Velvet immediately started emitting high pitched meeps.

"OH GOD NO!" Cardin yelped as her dived forward to cover Velvet's mouth with his hands. With Velvet muffled, Cardin turned his head to see everyone staring at him. "Have you guys never watched the discovery channel?! That's the noise rabbits make when they in danger! It's a distressed ca-" the words died in Cardin's throat as the sound of thunderous footsteps reached his ears.

Zwei and the horses immediately ran away out of fear. Everyone slowly turned their heads to the sound of death approaching. In the distance they saw Coco Adel, Fox Alistar, and Yatsuhashi Daichi sprinting towards them. Their weapons were drawn, and they looked pissed.

"Death machine formation!" Coco called out as they hopped into formation. Coco hopped onto Yatsuhashi's shoulders with her minigun ready. Fox strapped himself under Yatsuhashi's rear shoulder armour strap with his blades ready. Team CFVY had different battle strategies when they were missing one or more of their team. Death machine was when Velvet was missing and or in danger. Yatsuhashi would act like as the heavy hitter and bulldozer, Fox would slash anyone who tried to flank them, and Coco would mow down anyone out of Yatsuhashi and Fox's reach.

The first years have seen CFVY perform that maneuver before with devastating results against the Grimm, and now it was to be used against them. They were frozen like deer in headlights, too afraid to move, except Ruby who used her semblance to cheese it. Even Neo held onto Cardin while trying to hide behind him as CFY jumped into the air to perform a spin-ground pound attack.

None of them noticed that Velvet had slipped away.

(Meanwhile, at the second floor window of a stairway, right above where Jaune entered the dormitory)

"So uh, that's about what happened. Sorry." Jaune sheepishly apologized to Velvet for running up to her and knocking her down, hoping Zwei would confuse the two of them with his orders to 'get the rabbit'. Velvet had her arms crossed and was giving him a crossed look. Well, she has a right to be mad. I did kind of sacrifice her to Zwei.

Two loud clanks drew their attention to the window, where they saw Cardin and that brown and pink haired girl pressed against the window before sliding down with a loud screech and finally fall off. They both suddenly became aware of the sounds of a one sided battle happening covered her mouth to hide a smirk.

"Ok look, just… please don't do anything like that again." Jaune nodded in response. Another student smacked and bounced against the window, screaming as she fell back down to the ground. "Now run along, I need to make sure my team doesn't actually kill anyone." Jaune thanked her again and ran off while Velvet ran for the exit to the floor below her.

She finally made it and went out the door. She was greeted with the sight of a warzone. The ground was littered with cracks, lacerations, and bullet holes. Fifteenth or so students lay scattered about bruised, beaten, and unconscious. She saw her teammates with their weapons drawn, slowly approach Cardin and that pink/brown haired girl. They were embracing each other in a tight hug while lying down, cowering in fear. An idea formed in her head.

"Guys wait!" Velvet called out, catching everyone's attention while running towards the doomed duo. She calmly walked up to them with her hands behind her back. "Please don't hurt my long lost baby brother~." She said in an older sister, teasing kind of voice. CFY looked at Velvet with puzzled expressions before bursting out with laughter. Cardin lowered his head and groaned in shame. Neo didn't have any idea what was happening.

"Oh, you're one of the transfers so you wouldn't know." Coco said after calming down. "Jaune apparently leaked an embarrassing photo of Cardin when he was a kid. You wanna see it?"

"Coco no!" Cardin shouted in fear.

'Coco yes!' Neo screamed internally.

"Coco yes." Coco said as she showed Neo the photo of a little Cardin in a bunny onsie on her scroll. Neo blushed as she turned to Cardin with the biggest grin she could muster on her face. Cardin's head dropped to the ground. Damnit! Now this girl thinks I'm a dweeb!

Neo gave him a few reassuring pats on the back. Screw Roman and screw Cinder, this man is mine! AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE BABIES AS CUTE AS HE WAS!

It was the late evening and Ozpin was enjoying a sip of coffee when the elevator pinged and opened its doors. Ozpin saw Jaune Arc and Nora Valkyrie exit and walk up to his desk. "Hello Miss Valkyrie." he nodded in greeting. "And hello to you Mister Arc. You look worse for wear."

"Yeah well, that tends to happen when the headmaster basically says it's open season on me." Jaune retorted, looking down and examining himself. He was covered in some small bruises (most were already healed by his aura), and his cloths were torn and stained.

"Anyway, what can I do for you and your teammate?"

"Well, I was thinking..." Jaune started, a smirk formed as he realized Emerald was doing her part since Ozpn hadn't noticed her, "You were the one to give the okay for the witch hunt, so I figured that you would be the only one able to call it off."

"Yes, that would be a logical conclusion." Ozpin replied, cupping his chin. "But what makes you think you can order me around so easily?" That photo is already deleted. What are you planning Mister Arc? Jaune moved his hands behind his back, and smiled as the unseen Emerald put an invisible object in his hands.

Jaune remained silent for several moments. "That's a very nice coffee maker you have Mr. Ozpin. A Valen Coffee Deluxe model 2,300 if I'm not mistaken."

"Why yes it i-" Ozpin said as he looked behind him, only for his smile to drop and his eyes widen as his coffee machine was missing. He turned back quickly to see Jaune holding it in his hands. How did he do that?!

"I heard that these make the best quality coffee around. I know that Coffee Deluxe unfortunately closed down a decade ago, so they don't make these anymore." He placed the CD 2,300 down and took a few steps forward. "It would be such a tragedy if yours just suddenly… stopped working." Nora chuckled as she raised her hammer, ready to smash the kitchen appliance into a million tiny pieces.

(meanwhile in an undisclosed location)

The angry mob of Beacon students cheered. After their failure to get revenge on the Arc boy all day, they all gathered together to combine as one to come up with a plan to get revenge on Jaune once and for all.

The plan they came up with was brilliant. It was the most brilliantly brilliant planned plan ever in the history of plans. Should Jaune discover their plan and plan around their plan, they had a backup plan which involved planning a plan around the plan Jaune would plan while planning around the original planned plan. It's the perfect plan!

Just as they were about to mobilize, the loudspeakers came to life.

"Attention students," the calm, emotionless voice of Headmaster Ozpin said, "as much fun as today was, I must unfortunately call off so called 'witch hunt' on Jaune Arc. While amusing to watch, we've taken enough property damage for one day. Thank you and goodnight."

All the student groaned in frustration. Their glorious brilliantly brilliant planning had been in vain.

(back in Ozpin's office)

"Thank you and goodnight." Ozpin said. He turned of the intercom and turned back to Jaune and Nora. "There! It's done! Now please give it back!" he said quickly, in a panic.

"Very well, a deal is a deal." Jaune said as he and Nora turned to walk to the elevator. He tossed the coffee maker back at Ozpin, who dived over his desk to catch it.

"Shh," Ozpin cooed while stroking the machine's 'head', "It's ok Coffee-chan. You're safe now."

In the elevator, Jaune fist bumped his teammate and new friend. "Awesome job guys. Emerald, thank you for helping out, that semblance of yours is amazing!"

"No need to thank me." Emerald friendly replied. Cinder would probably be mad that two students now knew her semblance, but at least she became friends with Jaune Arc, the boy who apparently beat everyone in his class in one day and managed to avoid them all today. He could be a very useful ally in the future.

She also managed to upload the virus directly into Ozpin's computer. Cinder was hesitant to give her scroll, with the only copy of the virus, to Emerald, but the thought of putting it literally right under Ozpin's nose was too good to pass up.

"You too Nora. You managed to get Ozpin shaking. You could totally be a horror movie actor!" Jaune praised his partner, who turned around in a blush.

"Aww it was nothing. Anything for my fearless leader!" she cheered as she swung Magnhild onto her shoulder. As she shouldered it, she heard two loud thud, followed by two more a second later. She turned around to see that she accidentally hit them in the head, knocking them out. "Oopsie."

END

A/N: And there we have it folks! Like it? Hate? Leave a review, all opinions are welcomed.

Will I work on more stuff? Yes, but I don't know when. I decided to take up writing fanfiction as a pastime hobby, so I don't know when I'll start working on something else.

Thanks to everyone who liked, favorited, reviewed, and help support this little story, I really appreciate it!

Thank you guys so much for reading and I hope you have a fantastic day!

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Actually… because I took so long and kept you guys waiting, here's a little bonus. Two days ago, drunk me watched the video 'the adventures of Uncle Crow' 'by MurderofBirds, and drunk me got inspired to write something based of it. I was going to delete it, but ultimately decide to fix the grammar and include it as a bonus because you guys are awesome.

Enjoy!

Qrow was on a mission.

A very important mission.

A personal mission.

He wasn't out to scout for Ozpin.

He wasn't out to hunt down Grimm.

He wasn't out to take out a White Fang cell.

He wasn't out to take in a super criminal.

Nor was he out to conduct another panty raid on Winter Schnee's dresser.

To be honest he stopped after Winter booby trapped her dresser.

Today was the day Beacon Academy held its initiation.

The test that would prove the worth of the upcoming students.

His two nieces, Yang Xiao Long and Ruby Rose, would be participating in it.

And he was going to watch them.

His didn't plan on intervening should they, and they will, run into trouble.

They didn't need it.

They were capable, strong warriors.

He should know, he helped train them.

He took pride in it.

But that's a story for another time.

Right now, he was morphed into the form of a crow.

Flying high above the Emerald Forest.

Trying to find his nieces so he can watch them kick ass.

And he couldn't find them.

This was usually the time when Ozpin would launch his students off the cliff.

So where was everyone?

Was he too late?

Was old age finally getting to him?

Then a familiar noise to his left caught his attention.

He turned his head towards the noise and saw Yang.

She was flying through the air, using her shotgun gauntlets to propel herself as she flew through the air.

Yeah, that's something she would do.

Guess he showed up a little early.

But now where was his other niece, Ruby?

He heard a whistling noise and looked up.

He saw the red reaper that was Ruby Rose.

Flying towards him at 100 miles per hour.

SMASH

"Birdy no!" the little reaper cried out.

Ruby kept on flying to wherever she was flying, sad that she thought she just killed a poor little bird.

Qrow was sent spiraling out of control.

And he lost a lot of his feathers from getting hit by the niece missile.

Losing control and falling fast, Crow turned back into a human to try and land carefully.

It didn't work.

He landed face first into the dirt and skidded across the dirt.

He finally managed to lift his face of the ground, spitting out a mouthful of dirt and grass.

Behind him he saw that he made a very long trench in the ground.

Groaning and aching in pain, he stood up in a hunch and began to walk away in shame.

He went to reach for his flask but couldn't find it.

He sighed.

He really hoped no one saw that.

(elsewhere)

Ruby Rose landed and took out Crescent Rose, ready for combat.

However, other thoughts plagued her mind.

"*sniff* that poor birdy. His family will never see him again. I'm sorry!"

(Meanwhile)

"What's so funny Ozpin?"

Ozpin gave his scroll to show Glynda the recording he was watching.

Glynda lost herself in a fit of giggles.

She sent a copy of the video to herself and to Winter.

(later)

Crow downed another shot at the bar.

Then his scroll started to buzz.

It was a picture message from Winter.

Did she finally cave in to his good looks?

Nope.

It was a picture of him face down in the dirt.

It was followed by a picture of Winter laughing.

He scoffed.

Damn you Ozpin.

(The next day)

Ozpin frowned at what he saw on his desk.

His coffee mug was smashed into a million tiny pieces.

The only clue to the perpetrator?

A lonely bird feather.