Title: Bit in Ikea

Author: Omnicat

Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tron (1982)

Warnings: None.

Characters & Pairings: Flynn & Bit

Author's Note: Enjoy!

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"That's the funniest-looking lamp."

[no]

"And it talks!"

"That's no lamp. It doesn't even shine."

[yes]

"It's a novelty lamp. Like lava lamps."

[no]

"Even the lamp doesn't think it's a lamp, ma."

[yes]

"If it's not a lamp, what's it doing in the lamp section?"

"BIT! There you are!"

[yesyesyes!]

Bit shot from its lampshade perch.

"GOD ALMIGHTY, IT'S FLYING."

"Radical! I don't care what it is, ma, I want one."

Flynn snatched Bit up, grinning maniacally. "Magnets! All the new flying robot toys have them! This is just a prototype, but expect'em in stores soon!"

And he fled.

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PSAN: Inspired by a tumblr post saying "Imagine your icon getting lost in Ikea.", reblogged by tumblr user stalkingbit.