Welcome to the first story of the spin-off series, Tales From the RWBabyverse! Each story will be a one-shot that takes place within the RWBabyverse (tne AU first started by Ruby's Regression). Some stories will be written by me, others by fans! Anything can happen in the RWBabyverse! If you want to send a story, do it over either Reddit or with the subject: Tales From The RWBabyverse. I'll take a look and see if it should be put into this series as a canonical one-shot! So let us start off with a fan creation, the one that started it all! This story is canon, and takes place sometime after Chapter 21 of Ruby's Regression. I hope everyone enjoys, so let's get to it!

Happy Hour

Written by: Lt_Kickbutt

"I can't believe they just left us!" Weiss pecked furiously at her scroll as she hung up from Ruby's answering machine. Pyrrha hung lazily off of Weiss's shoulder, both ladies well passed tipsy and walking the sidewalks of Vale sloppily in unintentional angles. Frustrated Weiss jumped away and turned to berate her now lone drinking partner.

"What are you doing?! Get it together! We should be able to find ten people at a bar." Weiss' face burned from her nagging blood alcohol content as well as Pyrrha in her gorgeous dress tonight. She had on a backless gold midi dress, clinging to her body in such away that there was more than enough for the imagination, but looked comfortable enough to move in any direction. Around her waist remained Pyrrha's red sash she wore with her armor with matching red heels. The gold dress glowed in the moonlight like a crown reflecting the sun.

"Right!" Pyrrha threw a fist in the air before scanning the windows of passing bars, "Do you think the others went to go get food instead?" Outside the lights illuminated the streets. Even at midnight the city still bustled with tourists getting ready for the Vytal Festival

"I don't know. It's possible. I just can't believe Ruby left without me" Weiss snarled as she looked in the next window, convincing herself to strangle Ruby with her own cloak if she spots her.

"Speaking of, you ate a quarter of a pizza and two baskets of bar popcorn yourself tonight" said Weiss judgingly.

The jab from Weiss flew over Pyrrha's head as she counted out her consumption in her head, however.

"I never get to eat junk food! And I didn't eat anything today and I'm on my….fourth gin and tonic?" Pyrrha ended her statement in question as she rattled the ice in her drink, stealthy stolen from the bar to sip on as they walked.

"Did you try calling Jaune? I just can't believe he even took his eyes off you tonight" asked Weiss, immediately covering her mouth when she finished. Weiss' eyes went wide as she thought her compliment stayed in her head. Without the chance to recant anything Pyrrha scooped her up in an overly affectionate squeeze.

"AWW! I look good? I'm all dressed up for Jaune tonight. He and Nora even made a deal and I got the night off from diapers so I can wear this dress" she said, twirling her hair as she spoke. Just as Pyrrha returned to sucking out of her cocktail straw her stomach gave a stormy rumble and she walked away from a gassy fart with a fierce blush.

"Well then where the hell is he?!" said Weiss, now at her wits end as she stomped her foot down. Her bladder rejected the sudden movement causing Wiess to pause, lean against a wall, and take the time to drain heated, clear piss into her softly swelling diaper. After three pints of her favorite specialty beer she assumed much, much more on its way for her tiny bladder.

"Oh! Yeah, Jaune is looking to hook up with a girl" said Pyrrha in a standard tone, to the shock of Weiss.

"WHAT?!" exclaimed the heiress.

"Oh! Yeah, sorry. I meant for a threesome. He told me to dress up because he was going to find someone to join us tonight. He probably found someone and is just waiting for a chance to ask. He was spending a lot of time talking with that cute girl in black with the twin tails and green eyes." replied Pyrrha nonchalantly.

Pyrrha turned with a smile after Weiss finished against the wall. Weiss smiled in return, managing to humor Pyrrha and her odd relationship with Jaune as the duo started walking again. Smiling back and forth Pyrrha contemplated asking Weiss to be their third, if Jaune would honor her choice, or if that would an overstep for his submissive.

Weiss had certainly been throwing nervous, flushed looks in Pyrrha's direction all night. Whether it was her dress or if the affection had always been there Pyrrha could never guess, too infatuated with Jaune and Nora to notice. As Weiss turned to peck at her scroll again Pyrrha suddenly froze, doubling over and grabbing her stomach.

"Ooooh" Pyrrha's stomach roared as it felt like it was knotting and untangling to all the junk food, "I need to find a bathroom Weiss!" Pyrrha sprinted ahead and into the next door. Looking to the usher, Pyrrha hoped to gain some sympathy from him.

"Sir, could I use your bathroom?" she squeaked out, grasping her stomach for emphasis on the need.

"No, no! No bathroom here! Go somewhere else" he said, casting his hand forward to usher the champion fighter away. The girl, feeling indignant, walked back to Weiss He waved his hands as Pyrrha did an about face and ran back to Weiss.

"WEISS I NEED A BATHROOM!" Pyrrha leaned on Wiess' shoulder as she clutched her stomach slowing down to a crawl.

"I'm not going to make it anywhere" she panicked, her lips quivering.

Ditching into an alley Pyrrha curled up into a ball on the verge of tears waiting for the inevitable in her new dress. Then a ray of hope of an idea came into her head.

"Weiss I need your diaper please!" called out Pyrrha.

"I don't know Pyrrha. I'm three pints of beer in! I'm going to need my diaper" Weiss stammered, her speech even starting to slur slightly.

"WEISS PLEASE! I'M SORRY! THIS DRESSSSssss!" Pyrrha's sentence ended in a squeal as she let out a heinous fart, her body shook and Pyrrha held her breath as she held out her hand with pleading eyes.

"Alright, alright!" Weiss lifted her skirt and unlatched her semi soiled diaper, carefully removing it to hand over to Pyrrha who had to figure out how to put on a diaper herself, standing up. Hiking up her dress Weiss got a glimpse, by dimmed street lamp, of Pyrrha's perfectly smooth womanhood. With absolutely zero pageantry it wasn't exactly the romantic moment Weiss may have imagined. Truthfully, if her new dress wasn't on the line Pyrrha would have been absolutely dripping having to beg for a soiled diaper just to mess herself in public.

Pyrrha didn't even have a moment to enjoy the sensation of Wiess' chilly pee pressing against her clit as she latched it on. Instead she hunched over in her ball, put her hands against the brick wall to keep her balance and let her bowels go.

Pyrrha groaned as the barely solid mess spooled from her asshole. Burning harshly of greasy foods her body rejected the mess continued to flow and sag Weiss's beloved diaper. Weiss stood guard at the entrance of the alley, doing all she could to help her friend. Without her diaper the cool night's breeze tickled softly under her skirt and between her thighs. Between the sensation, the beer, and Pyrrha's soft groaning behind her Weiss clutched at the end of her skirt as her thighs rubbed against each other of their own volition.

Weiss gasped as an all too familiar sensation surprised her. She turned into the alley whining as she ran for five steps as warm pee trickled down her leg. "Pyrrhaaaaa!" Pyrrha turned but offered no answer as she repositioned herself in the diaper and her body pushed out more of the hot mess. It flooded and squished up against her asshole and pussy. Staining the skin brown and filthy on a night that Jaune expected to get romantic.

Weiss crouched down and lifted her skirt. Pyrrha watched intently and shared Weiss' blush as she pushed out a dainty flow of pee that splattered against the concrete.

"I promised Jaune anal tonight too. I'll be happy if it only hurts this much." said Pyrrha, chuckling softly.

"I peed all over my leg" pouted the ice queen, lips pressed like she was preparing for a kiss.

As her anus gave her a rest, but stomach continued to rumble, Pyrrha frowned looking for a solution.

"Here! Use my sash!" said Pyrrha, who pulled off her flowing red sash and offered it up as a towel to Weiss, who hesitated, "Please, I insist. I can wash it just fine. Don't worry!"

Weiss grabbed it with hesitation but once she had it went right to mopping up. Pyrrha watched as Weiss picked up drops of the salty, private liquid off her thighs, down her calf, and wiped her crotch under her skirt for good measure. Weiss looked away as she handed it back embarrassed which gave Pyrrha her chance for a sneaky inhale. Breathing in the heiress' scent on her own garment Pyrrha lamented for the first time the missed opportunity to have this saucy royal heiress command her completely. At least for a night.

A shiver went up Pyrrha's spine as her bowels gave out again. The mess searched for space in the stuffed diaper as Pyrrha reached for latch, about to give up on this ruined diaper. At least her stomach started to feel normal.

"Alright. We really need to have someone come get us now. With diapers." said Weiss as she opened her scroll, "I haven't tried Nora yet."

"No! Not Nora please. If she finds out I had to beg for your diaper she'll want to punish me tonight. And tonight was for Jaune" said Pyrrha, a sigh concluding her thought.

"What about Blake?" asked Weiss.

"Yes! Blake is much better. Try Blake." she replied hurriedly.

Minutes later Blake and Yang came running to their friend's aid. Having successfully snuck away without alerting Nora, Jaune, or anyone else. Blake had her nappy bag with her with a diaper for Weiss and wet wipes for Pyrrha. Each girl could have wept tears of joy for their saviors, and agreed to talk about this as little as possible. Though they did exit the ally, nearly forty minutes after being forced down it, arm in arm. More comfortable with each other than ever before they caught up with the group.

Weiss stuck to Ruby for the rest of the night determined to retain some sense of normality. Meanwhile Pyrrha caught up with Jaune, who introduced her to their threesome partner for the night. Neo, in full disguise for the tournament, had been looking for something like this for days. The three cut out early and headed back to team JPNR's dorm for their fun.

On Jaune's bed Pyrrha and Neo sat on their knees side by side. They each took turns disrobing the other and after Pyrrha was finished with Neo's outfit Neo took the utmost care in Pyrrha's dress. Slowly she slid the straps off the redhead's shoulders, letting it slide down to her breasts. With a slow climb Neo traced her fingertips along the soft, golden fabric and up under her breasts. Holding there for a moment she unraveled Pyrrha's large bust and two pink, hard nipples. Neo dove at Pyrrha's chest with her lips as she fumbled around undoing the redhead's heels. Kissing the top of Pyrrha's breasts Neo slowly moved down to give each pink nub its proper attention.

Pyrrha gasped as the cool breeze from the window was replaced by a heated pair of lips. They circled and sucked at each breast. Pyrrha's body sweat gin as she sobered up in the arms of her new lover. Meanwhile Jaune had disrobed and readied a package of condoms nearby, the first on his erect cock. Side by side Pyrrha and Neo leaned forward onto their forearms and knees to bless Jaune with the loveliest sight he'd ever seen.

He crawled up onto the bed halfway between each ass, unable to choose where to start. Neo had her head turned towards Pyrrha with a smile as she wagged her ass at Jaune. Reaching back with both hands she split her cheeks and stretched her asshole, giving her silent go ahead for the deed he had promised her at the bar.

Pyrrha had not been as confident. Uncertain about how badly browned her crotch may be, uncertain if her loose bowels from before would ruin Jaune's anal, and uncertain if she could even take it in the ass again. Pyrrha uncharacterly winced against Jaune's touch as he circled and prodded her tightest hole with a finger. It did not go unnoticed and it frankly infuriated her dom.

"I don't need your permission to take this hole Pyrrha, but you did agree to let me and there's no going back for you here. But your rebellion against my touch hurts my feelings. Is that what you want?" he asked sarcastically.

"No sir." Pyrrha answered quickly turning far enough to look at Neo.

"I have to punish you now. And I'm going to do it with this hole." Without any more words Jaune pressed his pointer finger in Pyrrha's ass. Her sore and slightly burning anal walls squelched as Jaune pushed them apart. Pumping back and forth Pyrrha shuddered and moaned. With his free hand Jaune grasped Pyrrha's long hair and tugged cocking her neck back as she hollered out.

Neo's eyes lit up. The villainess in hiding had an absolute psychotic obsession with pain. Giving it out, receiving it, watching other people in pain, all had a profound sexual gratification for her. In negotiation at the bar she had assured him no lube would be necessary when he brought it up, if she could speak she would have demanded he use no lube. Neo had no idea of Pyrrha's history of anal but the idea of punishment had her excited and nearly dripping wet to watch.

Jaune removed his finger from Pyrrha's ass, slightly brown but he paid it no mind, calmly wiping it on the towel they laid out. Pyrrha's eye's went wide when he positioned the fat tip of his dick against her already sore hole without any sort of lubrication. With a grunt and a shove he squeezed his thick manhood into her. Pyrrha yelled out in pain and shock as her face contorted, writhing in any attempt to ease the throb and burn of Jaune splitting her in two.

Pyrrha's painful anal face had Neo's heart a flutter. Loud and forceful smacks of hips against ass caused Pyrrha to squeak and curse out as Jaune made a not so subtle attempt to absolutely break her. Neo couldn't handle much more and attended to herself, reaching back for her clit Jaune caught her by the wrist.

"No. Not by yourself. I'll get to you after this one's punishment." Jaune took the short girl's hand and pinned it under his foot as he got up to pile drive his thrusts into Pyrrha's ass. Joints in her fingers cracked as Jaune thrusted mightily, not concerned about the fingers he was crushing. The pain, denial, and the look on Pyrrha's contorted face all contributed to Neo's face turning red, her eyes rolling back, and her convulsing pussy dripping out bits of nectar from her first orgasm she ever had without someone touching her.

Pyrrha unfortunately was not having the best of it. She enjoyed performing for Jaune, she enjoyed being watched by their new lover, and she enjoyed being absolutely used for gratification, but her ass was screaming for something to slow down. She clutched at sheet and skin as she grunted against Jaune, now jack hammering his girth from over top of her. Each of his palms had a rough grip of her cheeks as he split Pyrrha for better access. Jaune's balls smacked loudly against her crotch as he hilted his cock with little pause or pageantry. Pyrrha screamed out as Jaune leaned his entire weight into her. Thoroughly annoyed Jaune broke away to gather up Pyrrha's discarded sash.

Neo popped up while he left to get a look at Pyrrha's backside. Slapped red Pyrrha's anus gape slowly receded to normal as Pyrrha caught her breath. Emboldened by her easy first orgasm Neo caught Pyrrha by surprise, placing her tongue on the redhead's sore hole. She bit down on Pyrrha's right cheek leaving teeth marks for Jaune when he returned. The mute newcomer grinned sinisterly looking up at the dom with large glowing eyes.

"Take this. It may help." Walking around to Pyrrha's face she had streaks of sweat dripping off her face, Jaune held the sash up to her face and motioned for her to up her mouth. Pyrrha did as commanded, her heart raced as she could still smell the waft of Weiss' urine. Jaune stuck the crumbled sash into Pyrrha's mouth and returned to her other end.

Neo flopped back down onto her hands and knees next to Pyrrha and leaned into kiss the gagged Pyrrha. Meant to be a simple tease Neo froze as she sniffed the sash. Pyrrha's eyes quivered as she realized just what Neo had been smelling. Pyrrha had no idea what the newcomer's reaction would be and feared the worst. With cheeks flushed pink Neo put her lips to the sash and pulled her fair share out of Pyrrha's mouth and into her own.

Connected by the sash Neo slammed her butt up tight against Pyrrha, trying to convince Jaune to give her some attention. Butts bouncing in front of him Jaune had his pick. Standing up again Jaune took a new condom and pumped his cook into Neo's tight rear.

Neo's eyes bulged even more as she accepted him. Sucking gleefully on the soiled sash as she reveled in her pain. Jaune spent a long while thrusting into Neo, flexing and stretching her out as best he could. Each stretch or hilting caused Neo to shudder and buck, trying to squeeze down on his cock getting her ass to ache as much as possible.

Jaune's breathing became labored as he worked to please both ladies, he started to go back and forth. Pushing to the base in Neo's ass before pulling back out and into Pyrrha's. An embarrassment of riches, Jaune enjoyed both ladies squeezes as he compared them intently. Pyrrha and Neo snuggled closer and close as they shared a single man. Drool soaked through the sash they still had in their mouths and Pyrrha admittedly need to muffle her wails.

The three continued for hours as everyone fell into a rhythm. Rhythm or not Neo's womanhood absolutely soaked out juices as she continued to climax. Jaune finished in his last rubber as he groaned a sweaty mess into Pyrrha's ear. Pulling out Pyrrha ended around to pull the soiled condom off his cock and suck out the cum as Jaune got up to go to the bathroom.

Taking two steps away from the bed towards the toilet Neo grabbed his wrist. Startled by the firm grasp he turned around. On her knees she stared up at Jaune with her mouth agape.

"Blowjob? I'm going to be honest I'm all tapped out." Neo shook her head no and pointed to his flaccid cock and back to her mouth. Jaune stared on, looking once at Pyrrha who shared his confusion. Frustrated Neo grabbed up the sash she had sucked on for the last few hours, pointed to the sash, pointed to Jaune's cock, and pointed to her mouth.

Jaune remained baffled as Pyrrha came to Neo's rescue. Cozying up next Neo in the same position Pyrrha spoke for the both of them, "Please, sir. Pee on us. Don't waste it on the toilet."

Neo lit up with a smile and nod as she took up position again next to Pyrrha, their mouths agape, their tongues wagging. Pee play wasn't really Jaune's thing, much more for Pyrrha and Nora, but not wanting to upset their guest Jaune pointed his post coital piss towards the ladies.

Jaune moaned out as heated splatter ricocheted off their faces. Dosing their hair thoroughly before moving to their mouths Jaune's gift was thick and a dark gold as the liquor from the night processed through. Cheek to cheek Jaune filled both their mouths before Neo and Pyrrha turned to kiss and swap mouthfuls. Swallowing it down Pyrrha turned to press Neo's tit's together letting Jaune pool on top of them.

As he dripped out his last drops Neo reached up and licked off the last of it. With a surprising bite and tug on the flaccid skin Jaune let out a yelp as Neo smiled menacingly. Gathering up her clothes Neo strut out the door, passing team RWBY and the rest of JPNR as she reeked of pee.

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And that's the first story in a long line of one-shots in the RWBabyverse, everyone! I'd like to thank Lt_Kickbutt for his submission! In my opinion, it was a great story, and I couldn't hold it back from the world! It just had to be released! I'm glad to see others take interest in writing about the RWBabyverse, and I can't wait to see what the rest of you can do as well! Happy writing, and as always, thank you so much for reading! Feel free to leave reviews and comments on the story, and PM me if you have any ideas/story submissions!