APOLLO JUSTICE TURNABOUT FOREVER

A NEVERENDING PHOENIX WRIGHT ADVENTURE WHERE THE MYSTERY WILL BE SOLVED AT THE END!

BY BARRYLAWN

one day in the wright anything agency apollo justice was in bed pondering his life because wright just told him that trucy was his sister and thats great and all but it actually crushed his dreams (ya see, incest is a thing, and its not allowed, so yeah) so now he had to decide between dat happy new girl athena who bugged him or that annoying coughing girl who obviously wanted in his pants because she went redasatomato every time she saw him

just then the door flew off its hinges and hit apollo in the face.

"OUCH" shouted apollo rocking the agency with his cords of steel

"polly polly get outta bed" shouted trucy

"trucy your not allowed to call me that anymore" said apollo "its incest"

"yea watever but polly athena was arrested!"

"ok"

"AND SO WAS JUNIPER!"

"who?"

"the coughing girl"

"oh WHAAAAAAAT?" shouted apollo

this was a tough tough TOUUUUUGH deciston for apollo should he save the ugly girl with personality or the sexy girl with no personality? (i dunno wich is wich but watever.)

any way apollo went to the detention center to sort shit out with these ladies. first he spoke to juniper"

"hi junie" said apollo

"cough" said june "cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough"

"ok" said apollo "ill talk to you later"

"wait cough cough cough cough cough" said junie and she breated into sunflower

"wat"

"dont listen...cough cough cough cough cough... to hitler cy-cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUGH" she passed out

"weird" said apollo as she was rushed to hospital "wait this means her trial will be delayed YES I CAN THINK LONGER AND HARDER!"

"aboot wat" said athena angry and suspicious

"AAAAAH NOTHING" shouted apollo "TO BE CONTINUED"

"NOT YET" shouted athena "we're only 400 words in and most of those are juniper coughing like a fucking hag!"

"ok ok just stoping ripping off of jakkid"

"who da fuck is jakkid?!" she slamed her fist into the detention glass and it shattered "oh lol" she skipped out and the guard was like not there because he as bringing juniper to hospital

the next day there was a trial there was no defendant to prove guilty

"YES" shouted apollo "I WON!"

"ill get you for this apollo!" shouted payne and he threw all of his hair at apollo so he went completely bald

"lmao didnt think that through did ya" said apollo

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed payne and he ran to escape from the cameras trying to capture his shiny head

"this court finds the defendant NOT GUILTY" said udgey

"yeeeaaaah" said apollo feeling good about himself

and never did the truth of that case surface... will it ever come to light?

FIND OUT IN THE LAST CHAPTER!